NationStates Jolt Archive

It has come to my, and the world's, attention, that a lot of people (especially Americans) REALLY don't like the nations they live in. So this is an opportunity for you to redraft yourself into any nation you want to live in. Remember, these results are final until the next draft, which will probably be never.

Just list your new nation of residence and we'll list it down for the records. Go nuts.

And don't all rush for the worker's paradise that is Cuba at once. It's only a little island, remember?

Australia: Khadgar
Canada: Kryozerkia
Compulsive Depression: Compulsive Depression
Cyprus: Infinite Revolution
France: Nouvelle Wallonochia
Ireland: Armistria, IL Ruffino
Netherlands: Sumamba Buwhan
Tuvalu: New Stalinberg
United States of America: Allanea, Deus Malum, Drunk commies deleted, Remote Observer
Wales: Uberprime

America. (The United States of)

America. (The United States of)

Same here.

America.

Have you...never heard of boarding a plane and flying somewhere? And settling there? I'm sure immigration isn't as much of a bitch in other countries as it is in America.

Tuvalu.

America.

Have you...never heard of boarding a plane and flying somewhere? And settling there? I'm sure immigration isn't as much of a bitch in other countries as it is in America.

This make debates much, much more fun.

"You don't know anything about America!"
"Oh yeah? I drafted myself into the US! I'm more American than you!"

I'll stay in Canada... at least it's just a minority government for now.

Holland here I come!

Well Canada is nice, but their "free speech" laws make me cringe. UK is cool, but too many chavs and housing prices are nuts. Europe is right out as I can't be bothered to learn another language.


Maybe Australia.

*Declares independence*

As many faults as my country has, I still like living in Ireland. (Hehe, I beat Ifreann!)

Well Canada is nice, but their "free speech" laws make me cringe. UK is cool, but too many chavs and housing prices are nuts. Europe is right out as I can't be bothered to learn another language.


Maybe Australia.

Our laws on that are funny. We have the charter but we have asinine libel/slander laws. If you know how to sweet-talk your way out of a jam, the Charter is your best friend when it comes to free speech as it supersedes any other law of the land in terms of protecting freedom of speech and the freedom to be a jackass. ;)

I'm staying with the USA, State of New Jersey.

If I were to live in any country other than my own it'd be France. I've already lived there (I just got back to Michigan yesterday after 5 months in France) and I speak the language.

if i could live anywhere else and not regret leaving everything behind it would be new zealand. not much archaeology i'd be intereted in there though. but i love the place. huh! cyprus would be awesome for the archaeology but i don't love it as much, although it is a fantastic place. humdum dumdeedum... decisions decisions.... eenie meenie minie mo.... ummm........

i think i might get bored of new zealand actually. Cyprus it is.

EDIT:

Wait! NO!

I want to live in Ireland.

USA is tempting, but I'l go for Wales.

Someone keep track of who's where. I'm going to bed.

Sweden. I think I might be too friendly, though.

I'll just stay where I am: Germany.

Wouldn't want to exchange it for anything else.

Germany

Texasless (and Bushless) US.

Honorable mentioens go to my planned backup homes, Canada and New Zealand.

Neo Kervoskia

The United States of New England

I'd stay in the U.S.

Boring, I know, but I'm an optimist - you can't let Congess get you down all the time; there's a lot of good here that doesn't make headlines - it's not all incompetence. :p

I'm going to go with Iceland.

...though I was tempted by Tuvalu. :p

I'm going to go with Iceland.

...though I was tempted by Tuvalu. :p

Isn't Tuvalu expected to sink into the sea one of these days? I think I'd go with Iceland too, just on the basis of sea level. I like to keep my feet dry. :p

It has come to my, and the world's, attention, that a lot of people (especially Americans) REALLY don't like the nations they live in.

I don't know what the point of this is, but I will comment that as usual you are full of it. Hating an administration that is destroying the values that make this nation great is not hating this nation. The president is not the king.

United States, in case you have not guessed. Happens to be where I live now too.

Isn't Tuvalu expected to sink into the sea one of these days?

Probably. :p

I think I'd go with Iceland too, just on the basis of sea level. I like to keep my feet dry. :p

Meh...it was their abundant geothermal and hydroelectric power that did it for me. Plus, the average temperature almost never gets above 80 degrees F, which is just fine with me.

That, and I'm told the people are nice. :)

if i had to move out of Australia i'll move to Iceland as i hear the babes there are hot and good in bed

I'd like to try France.

Netherlands.

America. (The United States of)

With all its faults, you still can't find a better country. Same here.

Probably. :p



Meh...it was their abundant geothermal and hydroelectric power that did it for me. Plus, the average temperature almost never gets above 80 degrees F, which is just fine with me.

That, and I'm told the people are nice. :)

the bar prices are extortionate though..

Greatest country in the world, America.

I'm pretty happy in America... but for the sake of argument, I'll move to Israel. It's my homeland.

Yes, I know, I'll have to serve in the military. However, do you think that they'll put a weak nerd with ADD in the combat arms?

Our lovely neighbor to the north, Canada.

I will stay where I am thanks. (although I might hop states.)

Our lovely neighbor to the north, Canada.

We've got lots of room on the prairies. ;) Ontario is getting a little crowded. :)

Canada, probably Vancouver. Sounds pretty cool.

Lo and behold, as I type, my TV mentions the Canadian Grand Prix! :eek:

New Zealand.

From what I understand, personal liberty there is actually superior to that of the USA now

ill stick with the US, i like it here

Probably. :p



Meh...it was their abundant geothermal and hydroelectric power that did it for me. Plus, the average temperature almost never gets above 80 degrees F, which is just fine with me.

That, and I'm told the people are nice. :)

I hope you like fish :p And Reykjavik - because there is only one place to live in Iceland, and that's Reykjavik.

Me? I'd go for Scotland, probably.

Wales

Lo and behold, as I type, my TV mentions the Canadian Grand Prix! :eek:aww the Canadian Grand Prix

http://www.montreal-clubs.com/canada-grand-prix-2005/images/F1_Girls2.jpg


http://www.montreal-clubs.com/index.php?c=2&g=33

http://www.montreal-clubs.com/canada-grand-prix-2005/formula_one_girls.php

Brazil most likely

Liechtenstein :)

Ireland. Doi.

Definitely Canada (currently living in US). Socialized healthcare and better maternity leave - hell yeah!!;)

i Call Japan!!!!

i Call Japan!!!!
If there wasn't the language barrier, I think it's be pretty interesting to try.

If there wasn't the language barrier, I think it's be pretty interesting to try.
So I'll hire a interpreter. Can I have it or what?

I'll sign up for New Zealand :)

Monaco.

Cuba

I'll go to Sealand, just because it will be ridiculouly easy to stage a coup and have my own country.

Canada

Canada. I'm not that far away from it already.

O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee;
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

I think once a tecaher asked where else would you like to live besides here (the USA). I know my answer.... The United States of America.

God bless America!!!

O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee;
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight
O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
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Granted
it was a poem. And only the firat verse of a poem. And it was written during the War of 1812 not the Revoltionary War. And its sung to the melody of an old British drinking tune. But hey America's national anthem no matter how messed up is the American national anthem so its great. as a matter-of-fact its messedupness (for lack of better phrasing) kinda makes it even better.

Malta seems like a quiet, warm place. I think I will re-patriate myself there.

O say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight
O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

Hey, how 'bout we get a decent instead, like, maybe...

DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
Über alles in der Welt,
wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
brüderlich zusammenhält.
von der Maas bis an die Memel,
von der Etsch bis an den Belt,
|: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt! :|

Iceland or Sweden..... Well the names of the places in Iceland are cooler.. okay then Iceland.

Hey, how 'bout we get a decent instead, like, maybe...

DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
Über alles in der Welt,
wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
brüderlich zusammenhält.
von der Maas bis an die Memel,
von der Etsch bis an den Belt,
|: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt! :|
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the might penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

Sweden. Democratic socialism at its finest. :D

It has come to my, and the world's, attention, that a lot of people (especially Americans) REALLY don't like the nations they live in. So this is an opportunity for you to redraft yourself into any nation you want to live in. Remember, these results are final until the next draft, which will probably be never.

Just list your new nation of residence and we'll list it down for the records. Go nuts.

And don't all rush for the worker's paradise that is Cuba at once. It's only a little island, remember?

Australia: Khadgar
Canada: Kryozerkia
Compulsive Depression: Compulsive Depression
Cyprus: Infinite Revolution
France: Nouvelle Wallonochia
Ireland: Armistria, IL Ruffino
Netherlands: Sumamba Buwhan
Tuvalu: New Stalinberg
United States of America: Allanea, Deus Malum, Drunk commies deleted, Remote Observer
Wales: Uberprime
Ruffy in potatoland? o.0

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the might penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
My brother Bilo - he retard.

South Korea

Looks like I have Tuvulu myself, and that's a good thing, because I plan to keep it that way.

*Cocks shotgun*