NationStates Jolt Archive


N. Korea attacks....the Moon?

Zilam
12-06-2007, 07:25
Read it here (http://www.yahoobreakingnews.com/news2.html)!


from the article!

Pyongyang, North Korea - Kim Jong Il said his reason for trying to destroy the moon was to show off North Korea ’s fearsome military strength. He boasted that with his nuclear weapons and interstellar firing capability, he has the ability to destroy the world.

Kim Jong Il demanded that his country be given control over the United States and for South Korea to be firebombed. “Great Leader” said his country’s democratic changes to the world will create a very happy world.

North Korea says it’s response to any attack on it’s soil will be to immediately respond with it’s full nuclear arsenal which they claim to have 400 more nukes of. They did not say how many more nukes they have that can go to the moon.

The U.S. has said it will not give in to threats and demands that North Korea disarm all of it’s military completely. If they do not obey these commands then military action will be taken against it with civilian targets not being the main target. If all North Koreans are drafted, the white house says it has no choice but to attack anybody trying to defend the country.

Buddhists and the rest of the world are mad at North Korea ’s destruction of the moon. NASA and other space agencies are worried more pieces or even the rest of the moon could fall out of orbit and hit Earth. The United Nations is currently in a meeting to discuss any military or diplomatic response to this.

So far, no pieces of the moon have hit land or caused any known casualty. Diplomats around East Asia have been reported moving far away and all flights and roads out of South Korea are full. It is not clear if there will be any international aid given to people trying to get away from the immediate danger zones to North Korea’s nukes.

What to do?!? What to do?!?

Oh yah, if you believe this...well you're a tard +1
Zilam
12-06-2007, 07:34
Is that a joke? Doesn't make much sense. :p

Ya, im bored :p
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
12-06-2007, 07:34
Is that a joke? Doesn't make much sense. :p
Portland
12-06-2007, 07:39
That's a pretty good spoof website. The video was a nice touch. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sK3AqFYAWQ)
Seangoli
12-06-2007, 07:44
Funny site. Had me going for a second until I checked the html, and realized it wasn't actually yahoo.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
12-06-2007, 07:55
Funny site. Had me going for a second until I checked the html, and realized it wasn't actually yahoo.

Me too, except I typed in the URL myself rather than clicking the link. One can never be to careful these days. ;)
Call to power
12-06-2007, 08:36
I wish it was slightly more convincing so I could of run down the street in my underwear screaming "we all going to die horribly, the internet said so!" before realizing it was a hoax...
Lunatic Goofballs
12-06-2007, 08:39
I wish it was slightly more convincing so I could of run down the street in my underwear screaming "we all going to die horribly, the internet said so!" before realizing it was a hoax...

Go ahead and do it anyway. It's ever so much fun. :)