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Max Barry is essentially the god figure here in NS. Think on it.. he created NS, he likely checks in every once in awhile, but he never lets his presence be known. Who's that sound like? Why none other then the G O D himself...

So, is Max Barry really God in disguise? I'm I spamming? Do you think this whole premise is silly? Do you hate my running questions? Should this be moved? Am I making any sense?

Answers to all that and more provided by you all!

I wonder if Max still has an account?

Does that make the mods Jesus?

no that would be myrth

Does that make the mods Jesus?

Max is only but a shepard. He tends to his sheep, and sometimes lets his sheepdogs eat one of them.

Poll added to make this thread even more stupid!

And actually, I think that the Mods would be more like the Catholic Saints. They have divinely inspired power but it is granted to them by Max.

Max Barry = [violet]

everyone knows that. ;) (or at least it's fun to pretend)

Max Barry = [violet]

everyone knows that. ;) (or at least it's fun to pretend)

[violet] is his assistant. You know, like Mary Magdalene.

[violet] is his assistant. You know, like Mary Magdalene.

Well that would make her like Jesus here then...

Well that would make her like Jesus here then...

A holy hybrid, perhaps.

Does that make the mods Jesus?

Surely our Keith, Operations Manager would be Jesus?

Surely our Keith, Operations Manager would be Jesus?

The holy ghost?

Actually, I think that the Mods would be more like the Catholic Saints. They have divinely inspired power but it is granted to them by Max.

Sooo... can we martyr the mods?

Let's see... Max Barry exists. God does not. Is that a big enough difference? (Personally I think it is)

Let's see... Max Barry exists. God does not. Is that a big enough difference? (Personally I think it is)


Prove that Max Barry exists. have you ever seen him?

Max Barry = [violet]

everyone knows that. ;) (or at least it's fun to pretend)

Ilaer has proof that [violet] isn't Max in his sig.

Let's see... Max Barry exists. God does not. Is that a big enough difference? (Personally I think it is)

But what if Max Barry is god... and god does not exist... then Max Barry does not exist... and neither does this forum (!!!)

Max Barry is essentially the god figure here in NS. Think on it.. he created NS, he likely checks in every once in awhile, but he never lets his presence be known. Who's that sound like? Why none other then the G O D himself...

Brown nosing gets you nowhere.

But what if Max Barry is god... and god does not exist... then Max Barry does not exist... and neither does this forum (!!!)

But since god does not exist, Max Barry cannot be god. Debate over.

But since god does not exist, Max Barry cannot be god. Debate over.

Hey! If you believe in yourself, you can achieve anything! (edit: yes, even godliness)





I didn't just say that, did I?

Hey! If you believe in yourself, you can achieve anything!





I didn't just say that, did I?

You did. And for that Max Barry will smiteth thee.

Ilaer has proof that [violet] isn't Max in his sig.

Thats a well known cover up. Just one problem, its has more holes than the kennedy assassination conspiracy..

Hmm, Im sure i could have made a joke there. hmm....

Does that make the mods Jesus?

No. We're more like the archangels.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/image.php?u=91525&dateline=1162104218

and


http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/m/i/mikewaters/angelmichaelew3.jpg

for comparison.

Prove that Max Barry exists. have you ever seen him?
Yes.

i am both god and max barry. i am also the holy spirit (http://www.alandia.de/absinthe-alcohol.jpg).

the unholy trinity of NSG :p

i'm not actually max barry,i'm fairly sure it's against the rules to impersonate him. i hope white text suffices as a disclaimer.
edit: well, there's a mod posting above me, guess i'll find out soon :S

Who's Satan?


If it's not taken, can I be?

Prove that Max Barry exists. have you ever seen him?

You want proof?
January 2006, Book Soup, Company promotional tour. So there! :p
http://fullmetalalcoholics.com/Gallery/albums/album02/animela_002.sized.jpg

Hell, couple months ago, me, Salusa, Pyth, and a few other select people ate dinner with 'im! :D

http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/Modsig2.JPG
~Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~Master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

Who's Satan?


If it's not taken, can I be?

sorry that job is taken by a Australian

dang

You want proof?
January 2006, Book Soup, Company promotional tour. So there! :p
http://fullmetalalcoholics.com/Gallery/albums/album02/animela_002.sized.jpg

Hell, couple months ago, me, Salusa, Pyth, and a few other select people ate dinner with 'im! :D

http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/Modsig2.JPG
~Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~Master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku



Pfft, I got you beat. I was at the last supper! here is proof:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/Zilamlastsupper.jpg

Lemme tell ya.. Shit was off the hook ;)

Pfft, I got you beat. I was at the last supper! here is proof:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/Zilamlastsupper.jpg

Lemme tell ya.. Shit was off the hook ;)

Dammit. If only you put yourself about 4 to the left, I could be all like "You betrayed Jesus?!" and shoot you.

And for that Max Barry will smiteth thee.

I knew this would happen!:headbang:

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/m/i/mikewaters/angelmichaelew3.jpg
Might want to stop using steroids..
You want proof?
January 2006, Book Soup, Company promotional tour. So there! :p
http://fullmetalalcoholics.com/Gallery/albums/album02/animela_002.sized.jpg

Not only do I see the very adult innuendo in this photo, I also grasp the very large idea that Max is trying to tell us he might be compensating. It's a hard issue, but I'm sure Mrs. Barry is fine with it.

Might want to stop using steroids..


Not only do I see the very adult innuendo in this photo, I also grasp the very large idea that Max is trying to tell us he might be compensating. It's a hard issue, but I'm sure Mrs. Barry is fine with it.
Weren't YOU Miss Max Barry once or twice?

Hey, the Sword of DEAT is my thing, not Max's! :D

(For the record, the real one is 6 feet long from hilt to blade tip. While I'm 5'1". >_>)

Hey, the Sword of DEAT is my thing, not Max's! :D

(For the record, the real one is 6 feet long from hilt to blade tip. While I'm 5'1". >_>)

A short man enjoying being in a position of power over other people who possesses a large weapon.

Who'd have seen that coming? :p

Max Barry exists.

Should we make an annual pilgramage to his home or something?

Nah he can come here. Saves us all money :)

Thats a well known cover up. Just one problem, its has more holes than the kennedy assassination conspiracy..

Hmm, Im sure i could have made a joke there. hmm....

No. Fris clearly states that [violet] and Max are two different admins.

Sooo... can we martyr the mods?NO.. The Mods are key to the well-being of our community
Dont touch the mods

Besides.. If the Mods go.. Someone Like me would rule the place.. Do you really want that?
neither do I