NationStates Jolt Archive

Clearly...

He decided to invade space and time (Iraq) because Nothing (Saddam) tried to kill his Daddy (God Snr). He therefore went with a strategy of the Big Bang (Shock & Awe)

He then declared victory and took a rest on the 7th day but he had NO post-bang plans and therefore the planet has descended into chaos and civil, sectarian strife.

He did it for the oil (no idea) and to keep the religion (dollar) hegemony.

You're either with him or against him.

I'll do a poll if I can work out how.

Discuss or extend the analogy ad nauseam

I'll have to ask card board George Bush http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529515

You know. even I wouldn't insult God like that.

Actually there's a huge difference. God does not exist. George bush unfortunately does.

Say what?:confused:

Actually there's a huge difference. God does not exist. George bush unfortunately does.

There's some 5 minute thing that doesn't allow me to post the same post so I'm not going to bother now. That's how petty I am.

I've nothing to add except...

You live in Poland, you've never even seen George Bush - how would you know?

Ah ha ha ha I tricked Jolt

Also, 10 people so far have voted that There is no George Bush - majority rules

There's a slight difference.

Nobody listens to George Bush any more.

*Not sure what smilie is appropriate here*

Clearly...

He decided to invade space and time (Iraq) because Nothing (Saddam) tried to kill his Daddy (God Snr). He therefore went with a strategy of the Big Bang (Shock & Awe)

He then declared victory and took a rest on the 7th day but he had NO post-bang plans and therefore the planet has descended into chaos and civil, sectarian strife.

He did it for the oil (no idea) and to keep the religion (dollar) hegemony.

You're either with him or against him.

I'll do a poll if I can work out how.

Discuss or extend the analogy ad nauseam
Actually, that's George junior doing all the sh*t right now, so to make your analogy/parable complete, isn't someone going to have to nail that little prick to a tree or something?

Clearly...

He decided to invade space and time (Iraq) because Nothing (Saddam) tried to kill his Daddy (God Snr). He therefore went with a strategy of the Big Bang (Shock & Awe)

He then declared victory and took a rest on the 7th day but he had NO post-bang plans and therefore the planet has descended into chaos and civil, sectarian strife.

He did it for the oil (no idea) and to keep the religion (dollar) hegemony.

You're either with him or against him.

I'll do a poll if I can work out how.

Discuss or extend the analogy ad nauseam

Terrible analogy, but I enjoyed it anyway. ;)

Also, eh.. who's God Sr.? :p

There's a slight difference.

Nobody listens to George Bush any more.

*Not sure what smilie is appropriate here*

Actually, I think the people who still listen to Bush are the same ones who think God is talking to them--like, through appearing in grilled cheese sandwiches.

Actually, I think the people who still listen to Bush are the same ones who think God is talking to them--like, through appearing in grilled cheese sandwiches.http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/cando.html
Job 42:1-2
Then Job answered the LORD, and said, I know that thou canst do every thing....

Jeremiah 32:17
Ah Lord God! ... there is nothing too hard for thee.

Jeremiah 32:27
Behold, I am the Lord, the God of all flesh: is there any thing too hard for the Lord?;

Matthew 19:26, Mark 10:27
With God all things are possible.

Luke 1:37
For with God nothing shall be impossible.

Luke 18:27
The things which are impossible with men are possible with God.

Revelation 19:6
The Lord God omnipotent reigneth.

....and....

Judges 1:19
And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

Mark 6:5
And he could there do no mighty work.

Hebrews 6:18
It was impossible for God to lie.


Fair and balanced. We provide, you decide.

I love God, but in his decision, bush looks like an anti-Christ. Jesus is the Prince of Peace, not the Prince of wars

I love God, but bush is an anti-Christ
An, yes ...
THE ...? Not so sure.
One would think "The" would have a bit better focus and a better grasp of his native language.

Actually, that's George junior doing all the sh*t right now, so to make your analogy/parable complete, isn't someone going to have to nail that little prick to a tree or something?

Yes, it's the law.

Terrible analogy, but I enjoyed it anyway. ;)

Also, eh.. who's God Sr.? :p

Right, I didn't really think too much about this hence the huge holes in my analogy, but that never stopped me before.

An, yes ...
THE ...? Not so sure.
One would think "The" would have a bit better focus and a better grasp of his native language.

Are there many anti-Christs? How many are there out there?

Yes, it's the law.I would say he's spent too long ducking it, making signing statements about it, blocking it, firing lawyers who might support it, re-writing it, or basically "deciding" on it. Time he spent a little time on the other side of it.


Are there many anti-Christs? How many are there out there?A friend of mine spent some time trying to explain it as a method or movement of intent, for which you dissolve your personal conscience the same way you might if you were deluded in the christian fashion - as if baptism and confession absolves you of responsibility for heinous, conscious choices.
What about the "Legion" concept?

I would say he's spent too long ducking it, making signing statements about it, blocking it, firing lawyers who might support it, re-writing it, or basically "deciding" on it. Time he spent a little time on the other side of it.

Apparently he won't sign unless China and India do as well.

Apparently he won't sign unless China and India do as well.
Sounds less like a "Decider" than a "Whiner and Blamer" to me.

Well, representing the "conservatives", he's obviously afraid of change, and whatever commitment it requires to take responsibility for serious situations.
*nods*

Sounds less like a "Decider" than a "Whiner and Blamer" to me.

Well, representing the "conservatives", he's obviously afraid of change, and whatever commitment it requires to take responsibility for serious situations.
*nods*

Levicitus 1:14 - And the Lord spake thus unto Abraham 'It wasn't my fault, the devil did it first, he's the one who started it, he should be punished not me - it's not fair...MOM!'

*nods*

Levicitus 1:14 - And the Lord spake thus unto Abraham 'It wasn't my fault, the devil did it first, he's the one who started it, he should be punished not me - it's not fair...MOM!'

*nods*

Doesn't the newest edition have the disciple Paris Hilton saying something along those lines as well? :D

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12753374&postcount=1

if god was anything like gwb, we'd all have been nuked back to chittering apes during the renasaunce.

we also wouldn't exist because there wouldn't be a self sustaining web of life that worked. earth would be just another mars.

=^^=
.../\...

Actually there's a huge difference. God does not exist. George bush unfortunately does.

Also God doesn't get his watch stolen when he goes to Albania.:p

Also God doesn't get his watch stolen when he goes to Albania.:p

Actually, I think even God would get his watch stolen in Albania :)