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Yep, I'm definitely not getting it. :headbang:

Cross-thread reference. *nod*

However I forget which thread had is "women are demon-possessed sex dolls" post. But that was why I stole his trebuchet. *nod*

Cross-thread reference. *nod*

However I forget which thread had is "women are demon-possessed sex dolls" post. But that was why I stole his trebuchet. *nod*

Could you use that trebuchet to toss a clue to us who are 'outside the pale'?

Could you use that trebuchet to toss a clue to us who are 'outside the pale'?

Okay. Ghost Tigers was Liberated New Ireland, who used to set himself on fire and launch his flaming corpse at me.

Which is why I stole his trebuchet. :p

Right. I found the original post, then I lost it again.
I am feeling extremely dumb :headbang:
I think that means my talents would be better employed elsewhere.
Not much point getting angry with people who are trying to be funny. Life's too short for that.

*leaves*

people who send me the same question via email that I have answered 8 times before. I just keep forwarding the original answer back to them......but it's still annoying.


when my kid decides to "play dumb" I know she does it because she knows it annoys me.

the stray cat who lives on my porch

"meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow" (continues for hours)

so I go out and try to talk to it right?

"meow, meow, meow" as I get close "HISS" *scratch*

freaking cat! what does it want?

I refuse to feed it......

But apparently only atheists make fun of his Catholicism.

Like the Protestants don't have a hand in THAT.

In my experience, Protestants who go out of their way to hate Catholicism tend to take a more proactive role.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Klan-in-gainesville.jpg

Remember, this is a thread of what irks us, not what strikes fear in us. Those atheists who I do find irksome tend to give me a reaction of "Will you give it a rest, for Chrissakes? :rolleyes:", not "Huh... I think I may need a gun. :eek:"

And I did make a mistake before; I implied that most atheists tend to treat the religious like they're inferior. Most atheists that I know don't really care one way or another. There's just a couple vocal ones on this forum and in RL that really stand out.

He was joking when he posted it.

And for revenge I stole his trebuchet.

...why? Why would you do such a thing? :(

I'm usually a fan of the 'think of the good things' threads, but it's a shitty, rainy day, and I'm sick, and I want to be pissy today.

So what things irk you to no end? It can be about people, places, happenings, whatever.

Here's a recent one of mine:

My sister-in-law was over the other day, and I was barbecuing some steaks. I like to season the meat, then soak it in beer. Now she always makes a big deal out of alcohol...she doesn't drink, and she is annoying to those who do. I long ceased giving a shit. I'll drink when I please, and if you don't like it, go away. Anyway, she also makes a big, stupid stink about COOKING with alcohol. So she tastes the meat, asks if I used beer on it, and when I said yes, she made this disgusted face and passed her steak on to someone else.

I wanted to smack her right in the face. "I don't drink." is what she said. MY GOD WOMAN, get an education! Any alcohol in the beer evaporated long ago.

So really, things like this irk me to no end. When people hold on to their stupidity just for the sake of being stubborn. Fine, if you don't like the TASTE, that's one thing...but don't make it about something stupid.

Etc.

So? RANT ON!
I'm in such a mood to rant I even had to make my own thread...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529727

And those are just a few reasons that made me feel like I needed to vent some steam.

In my experience, Protestants who go out of their way to hate Catholicism tend to take a more proactive role

I dislike the way Roman Catholicism works, but it doesn't have anything to do with my being Lutheran.

you should send a nasty letter to Dane Cook!

Everyone should send a nasty letter to Dane Cook.

I'm pissed off at myself because I've got really pissed off about something I don't think I have a right to be pissed off about. So, in summary, pointless anger about relationships irks me no end.

EDIT: I'm also pissed that people can't be honest with each other. Plus there's one particular guy whose face I'd quite like to smash right now, even though he's probably quite nice.

People who put other people on ignore are close minded assholes.

Agreed.

I'm pissed off at myself because I've got really pissed off about something I don't think I have a right to be pissed off about. So, in summary, pointless anger about relationships irks me no end.

EDIT: I'm also pissed that people can't be honest with each other. Plus there's one particular guy whose face I'd quite like to smash right now, even though he's probably quite nice.

I'm getting you a live-in couples therapist.

I'm getting you a live-in couples therapist.

can you get me a live-in singles therapist? preferably a hot one if that's not too cheeky :D

can you get me a live-in singles therapist? preferably a hot one if that's not too cheeky :D

Maybe for your birthday.

And I did make a mistake before; I implied that most atheists tend to treat the religious like they're inferior. Most atheists that I know don't really care one way or another. There's just a couple vocal ones on this forum and in RL that really stand out.

Haha! I win! :D

my mother.

'nuff said.

I'm usually a fan of the 'think of the good things' threads, but it's a shitty, rainy day, and I'm sick, and I want to be pissy today.


We're in the middle of a drought, and well over 13 inches of rain behind for the year. If you're tired of the rain, box it up and send it my way!

Okay, here's something that irks me to no end:

http://www.workingforchange.com/webgraphics/WFC/TMW061007.jpg

Talentless liars who nonetheless get away with any shit they get up to. They just bug the Hell out of me.

Well, today I've discovered a new irk.

A legal system that rewards those with the ability to pay for it. Bullshit. I know it's nothing new, but when it actually affects those around you, it becomes less philisophical. A fair justice system, really ought to be fair.

Maybe for your birthday.

w00t! :D

Well, today I've discovered a new irk.

A legal system that rewards those with the ability to pay for it. Bullshit. I know it's nothing new, but when it actually affects those around you, it becomes less philisophical. A fair justice system, really ought to be fair.

Sorry, I can't argue.

Oh, and threadwhoring. That irks me.

Except when I do it. But of course, I don't.

That sounds a little like how women don't sweat.

I'd never claim such a stupid thing.

My sweat, of course, is sweet like rose water, and has life-saving properties.

Oh, and threadwhoring. That irks me.

Except when I do it. But of course, I don't.

That sounds a little like how women don't sweat.

not to bait or flame or anything but....

it really annoys me how Consevatives are Pro-Life but support the Death Penalty and Vice-Versa for the Liberals

what a bunch of hypocrites

When people touch my music, it really drives me crazy. My iTunes account is hooked up to my last.fm music profile, so when people play songs, it's recorded for all the world to see. So, naturally, it irritates me when friends plug their iPods in and listen to fifty-five Alexisonfire songs in a row. Because I really need people losing respect for my carefully cultivated music tastes! Plus it just bugs me when I've had a shuffle going on my iPod for like 100 songs, and someone comes along and switches it to like one individual song that they put on loop. Grrr.

not to bait or flame or anything but....

it really annoys me how Consevatives are Pro-Life but support the Death Penalty and Vice-Versa for the Liberals

what a bunch of hypocrites

I'm pro-choice. I'm against the death penalty.

I don't consider a foetus to be a human being.

Thus, no contradiction.

not to bait or flame or anything but....

it really annoys me how Consevatives are Pro-Life but support the Death Penalty and Vice-Versa for the Liberals

what a bunch of hypocrites

It's just plain old hypocritical to be a christian in favour of the death penalty, all things considered. There was this really offensive Lenny Bruce quote about, something like, "And since they're so in favour of the death penalty, I wish they'd stop b.tching about Jesus getting nailed up." So truthful.

EDIT: But I'm with Neesika on why it's not a contradiction for liberals.

I'm getting you a live-in couples therapist.
That would imply there's a couple to help. I'm sure I didn't use to actively hate being single.

I'm pro-choice. I'm against the death penalty.

I don't consider a foetus to be a human being.

Thus, no contradiction.

Whoa now, not too much of the brandishing of dangerous logic.
Conservatives, by definition, are slow to learn/adapt, and complex issues that aren't dealt with simply by overreacting and broad swaths of irrationale are a little too much for them to gnaw on.
Baby steps, baby steps ...

Everyone should send a nasty letter to Dane Cook.
He's too busy with cashews and nightmares about booted crabs shooting lightning out their eye stalks.

"meow, meow, meow" as I get close "HISS" *scratch*

freaking cat! what does it want?
Probably the same thing i've heard mention of in one of Verdigroth's anime ...
...it secretly wants to be dominated. *nods*

When vending machines don't quite drop the food.

People not saying Nevada correctly.

People not saying Nevada correctly.

How 'bout "I-talian dressing", you know, from "I-taly"?

And, of course, saying "irregardless" and "same difference".

When vending machines don't quite drop the food.

Oh, hell yeah.

How 'bout "I-talian dressing", you know, from "I-taly"?
Annoying... but liveable.

And, of course, saying "irregardless" and "same difference".
I've given up on them, they've entered the language and they don't look like they'll be leaving any time soon.

Besides, saying same difference causes math geeks to grin.

When vending machines don't quite drop the food.

Yeah, but if you're the person who sneaks in right after that happens, you get two of bags of Skittles! :D

Annoying... but liveable. Of course, all annoyances/irkhoods are "liveable", but they perhaps don't end.
I quoted an example of "not ending" - at least not for the forseeable future.


I've given up on them, they've entered the language and they don't look like they'll be leaving any time soon.Any more than herpes, i guess.

Besides, saying same difference causes math geeks to grin.Don't i know it! One of the few arbitrary perks in an otherwise puerlient and lurid living.

Of course, all annoyances/irkhoods are "liveable", but they perhaps don't end.
On the contrary, try saying Nevada's name wrong around any native Nevadans and you'll find that it will come to an end really quickly. :p

Couples who share a myspace.

I'm usually a fan of the 'think of the good things' threads, but it's a shitty, rainy day, and I'm sick, and I want to be pissy today.

So what things irk you to no end? It can be about people, places, happenings, whatever.

Here's a recent one of mine:

My sister-in-law was over the other day, and I was barbecuing some steaks. I like to season the meat, then soak it in beer. Now she always makes a big deal out of alcohol...she doesn't drink, and she is annoying to those who do. I long ceased giving a shit. I'll drink when I please, and if you don't like it, go away. Anyway, she also makes a big, stupid stink about COOKING with alcohol. So she tastes the meat, asks if I used beer on it, and when I said yes, she made this disgusted face and passed her steak on to someone else.

I wanted to smack her right in the face. "I don't drink." is what she said. MY GOD WOMAN, get an education! Any alcohol in the beer evaporated long ago.

So really, things like this irk me to no end. When people hold on to their stupidity just for the sake of being stubborn. Fine, if you don't like the TASTE, that's one thing...but don't make it about something stupid.

Etc.

So? RANT ON!

1) "What we found out has really surprised us. The conventional wisdom accepted by just about everyone in the food world is that all the alcohol you add to a dish evaporates or dissipates during cooking. It’s wrong. In fact, you have to cook something for a good three hours to really eradicate all traces of alcohol. And some cooking methods are less effective at removing alcohol than just letting it stand out uncovered overnight.

A study conducted by the US Department of Agriculture’s Nutrient Data Laboratory calculated the percentage of alcohol remaining in a dish based on various cooking methods. The results are as follows:

Preparation Method Percent of Alcohol Retained
alcohol added to boiling liquid & removed from heat 85%
alcohol flamed 75%
no heat, stored overnight 70%
baked, 25 minutes, alcohol not stirred into mixture 45%
baked/simmered, alcohol stirred into mixture:
15 minutes
40%
30 minutes
35%
1 hour
25%
1.5 hours
20%
2 hours
10%
2.5 hours
5%

"
i got this from http://www.ochef.com/165.htm

2) you're talking smack about your sister on the interenet?

3) you want to smack your sister? dont think that smacking you sister in the face will give her education.

the repeated stereotyping of males as stupid and insensitive.

exhibit A

the email I received today in honor of Father's day (this Sunday US)

BECAUSE I'M A DAD...



..I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking for it. (Although one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.)



..when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Oh, and when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another guy shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start."



..when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.



..I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk, or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu." For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up a copy of "Cosmo" or "Better Homes & Gardens."



..when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.



..I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger--how could HE know where we're going?



..you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.



..I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

:rolleyes:

I love these threads.....:p

Currently, my hate list consists of:

Nu-Rave; anybody with a "save the rave" t-shirt, or a glow-stick, needs a slapping.

Chav; frankly, they don't have a right to exist.

People who conduct loud, personal phone conversations on the bus; I don't care who fucked who last night.

A certain person; honesty would be nice.

Couples who share a myspace.

Myspace period.

I love these threads.....:p

Currently, my hate list consists of:

Nu-Rave; anybody with a "save the rave" t-shirt, or a glow-stick, needs a slapping.


Blasphemy

Webdesigners... they seem to be the most stupid profession and SURELY were on the B-ark. If any webdesigner is here then please listen and change your evil ways:
* Not everyone has windows. Yes, that means you windows-font-includer, yes that means you, fo- IE-optimizer, yes that means you, Flash-includer!
* Not everyone has flash! Not everyone wants flash. There are people on low RAM, on obscure systems, on 64-bit... These people will avoid your sites.
* Not everyone has super-tiny fonts! Some people do not allow font-sizes smaller than x, build your page so that does not matter!
* Not everyone wants to dive through your organisations! make all your tiny unimportant suborganisations get their act together, ffs!

Other things I hate are hot days, people who use my stuff, windows, glass splinters on the ground, almost all kinds of shoes, amoral people, people who are proud to be dumb, health nuts, and the idiots who use their mobiles to play music in the public transport or at train stations, bus stops and so on. Just stop it! I get a quality bit rate with 2 cans and a string! Also your musical taste is abysmal!

glass splinters on the ground, almost all kinds of shoes

Appropriate.

Myspace period.

that sounds messy.

Blasphemy

Not a hope. I know for a fact that most nu-rave kids bought all their clothes of ASOS within the last few months, after those insuuferable bastards Hellogoodbye became famous.

Blasphemy

i was gunna take exception to that too. but then the kid's only 17, he only knows about 'nu-ravers' apparently.

People who claim PC gone mad when it's nothing to do with PC at all.

People who play shitty 'music' on their phone on loudspeaker mode walking down the street. Double points when it's on the train. Treble points when my dad almost gets into a fight with someone when he asked him to turn it off.

Myspace, Facebook, and people talking about it all the time.

Biology.

My sister stealing my books and bending the spine back, folding the pages in the corner, etc.

Blair.

Dad calling me 'old bean'.

the repeated stereotyping of males as stupid and insensitive.

exhibit A

the email I received today in honor of Father's day (this Sunday US)



:rolleyes:

That's not all true?

Shit, you'd never know, looking at my dad, especially the whole "whining and moaning" part.

Except, he likes chick movies. I'll never understand why...

Appropriate.

and i am irked by girls who take their rediculous high heels off in skanky clubs and then try to get me fired for not sweeping up every shard of glass on the packed dance floor when they get their feet shredded. so glad i don't work there anymore.

i'm sure rejistania wasn't refering to such an occurrence though. just saying.

and i am irked by girls who take their rediculous high heels off in skanky clubs and then try to get me fired for not sweeping up every shard of glass on the packed dance floor when they get their feet shredded. so glad i don't work there anymore.

i'm sure rejistania wasn't refering to such an occurrence though. just saying.

If you're going out dancing and can't dance in heels then it takes a very special kind of person to wear heels out that night.


We call kind of person an idiot.

My sister stealing my books and bending the spine back, folding the pages in the corner, etc.

my sister has a go at me about that. i understand with first edition hardbacks and other valuable books, but what's the problem other wise? the angle she has me reading her books i can barely read the words near the spine. i wouldn't fold the pages of her books though, that crosses the line for me, although i do that with my own books.

If you're going out dancing and can't dance in heels then it takes a very special kind of person to wear heels out that night.


We call kind of person an idiot.

yup, my friends have taken to bringing larger handbags with pretty slippers in for when their feet hurt after i ranted so much about that incident. plus we don't tend to go to such skanky clubs as i used to work in.

my sister has a go at me about that. i understand with first edition hardbacks and other valuable books, but what's the problem other wise? the angle she has me reading her books i can barely read the words near the spine. i wouldn't fold the pages of her books though, that crosses the line for me, although i do that with my own books.

Well, eventually the glue'll just break, and the book will split in half, or a leaf will fall out. It's a pain in the ass to have to replace a book, just because someone took it without your permission...

That's not all true?

Shit, you'd never know, looking at my dad, especially the whole "whining and moaning" part.

Except, he likes chick movies. I'll never understand why...

maybe he acts that way because he thinks he is supposed to.

none of that describes my husband......except maybe the last one......

anywho, hubby gets a lot of crap from other men for not being like all that.

in fact, we were over at dinner at a friend's house once and she needed....girl stuff....because she had just had a baby and her husband refused to go buy it, I told her I would go, and she said "no, I want you to stay here" so hubby volunteered.......every man in the room looked at him like he had three heads or something.......he said "what?! they aren't going to think it's for me, and even if they do, think of all the fun they will have talking about the guy who bought pads"

and left.

everyone asked me while he was gone if I "thought he was gay or something"

:rolleyes:

Well, eventually the glue'll just break, and the book will split in half, or a leaf will fall out. It's a pain in the ass to have to replace a book, just because someone took it without your permission...

it would take a good while for the paper to wear through though. and the glue is pretty supple for a long time unless you keep the books in hot dry conditions. books aren't all that expensive either, charity shops i find have a huge selection and they're rarely over a pound. of course if a book broke in my possession i'd expect to be the one to replace it. i should also point out i'm rather incapable of looking after things (not the worst i know, i hasten to add) so you shouldn't really take me too seriously on this, i'm just making excuses ;)

I hate 90% of customers. Seriously, people are douchebags.

On the contrary, try saying Nevada's name wrong around any native Nevadans and you'll find that it will come to an end really quickly. :p

I actually have a friend named "Nevada", and to skip the whole debacle, he tends to go by "Nev".

it would take a good while for the paper to wear through though. and the glue is pretty supple for a long time unless you keep the books in hot dry conditions. books aren't all that expensive either, charity shops i find have a huge selection and they're rarely over a pound. of course if a book broke in my possession i'd expect to be the one to replace it. i should also point out i'm rather incapable of looking after things (not the worst i know, i hasten to add) so you shouldn't really take me too seriously on this, i'm just making excuses ;)

It's mostly because reading it at a normal totally open level tends to break the spine. My sister is no longer allowed to read any of my first edition hard covers of books after she left one open and turned upside down once. They're not "valuable" per se, but I like to keep them in good condition.

I've got a first edition softcover of Frank Herbert's Dune, and a few westerns that were printed in the 60s. I love the smell of old, yellowed paper.

Yeah, but if you're the person who sneaks in right after that happens, you get two of bags of Skittles! :D
I tried that logic, twice and no dice.

I tried that logic, twice and no dice.

Hmm. It's happened to me numerous times.

Toddlers. They smell like feces, vomit, spoilt milk, and old cheese.

Toddlers. They smell like feces, vomit, spoilt milk, and old cheese.

When I was a toddler I just couldn't get enough bleu…

Nu-Rave; anybody with a "save the rave" t-shirt, or a glow-stick, needs a slapping.Fuck that, glowsticks are awesome. The fact that I had to look up nu-rave suggests I'm not one of them (I think I like one klaxons song but not enough to actually care). That said, I only get to go to Drum 'n' Bass gigs, which are fucking awful without chemical enhancement of some kind, so I can't complain. Still really pissed off that I missed this gig in Manchester a while back, this huge Warehouse Project thing called Beneath the Streets where they held different dance gigs underneath the centre of Manchester (in a former air raid shelter) over 3 days. Fucking exams :mad:

maybe he acts that way because he thinks he is supposed to.
Nah, he acts that way 'cause he's a prick.

none of that describes my husband......except maybe the last one......

anywho, hubby gets a lot of crap from other men for not being like all that.

He should fight them. :D

in fact, we were over at dinner at a friend's house once and she needed....girl stuff....because she had just had a baby and her husband refused to go buy it, I told her I would go, and she said "no, I want you to stay here" so hubby volunteered.......every man in the room looked at him like he had three heads or something.......he said "what?! they aren't going to think it's for me, and even if they do, think of all the fun they will have talking about the guy who bought pads"

and left.

everyone asked me while he was gone if I "thought he was gay or something"

:rolleyes:

And those are friends?

And those are friends?
not any more. So many people have asked me if my husband is gay, I am starting to wonder though........

not any more. So many people have asked me if my husband is gay, I am starting to wonder though........

My gaydar reads negative...

http://usera.imagecave.com/wigglywiggly3/Mar03/gaydar.jpg

My gaydar reads negative...

http://usera.imagecave.com/wigglywiggly3/Mar03/gaydar.jpg

you know, it's always straight people too.........the gays they just wish he was, apparently all my gay male friends find hubby quite attractive. :eek:

Wow, didn't actually think guys that retarded existed anymore. Buying women's clothing in his size is something to question, not picking up sanitary towels.

you know, it's always straight people too.........the gays they just wish he was, apparently all my gay male friends find hubby quite attractive. :eek:

I'll take their word for it. :D

Wow, didn't actually think guys that retarded existed anymore. Buying women's clothing in his size is something to question, not picking up sanitary towels.

why would I question him dressing as a woman? wouldn't bother me.........:cool:

however, I could list all the things that people have decided makes him gay

he showers daily
he keeps his nails trimmed
he will go to the store to buy anything I need, even if other people think it's embarrassing
he likes all sorts of movies, even "chick flicks"
he likes musicals
he likes to smell nice
he is afraid of spiders
his socks match
he almost always matches his shoes and his belt
and he doesn't mind dressing up to go out.

also, he really doesn't follow sports.

yeah.

I hate it when people talk to me in an IM, and randomly sign off without saying they are going....I dunno why, but that always irked me...

however, I could list all the things that people have decided makes him gay

he showers daily
he keeps his nails trimmed
he will go to the store to buy anything I need, even if other people think it's embarrassing
he likes all sorts of movies, even "chick flicks"
he likes musicals
he likes to smell nice
he is afraid of spiders
his socks match
he almost always matches his shoes and his belt
and he doesn't mind dressing up to go out.

also, he really doesn't follow sports.

yeah.

HOLY SHIT... I'M GAY!?!?!
No, I'm not.
:p :D

why would I question him dressing as a woman? wouldn't bother me.........:cool:

however, I could list all the things that people have decided makes him gay

he showers daily
he keeps his nails trimmed
he will go to the store to buy anything I need, even if other people think it's embarrassing
he likes all sorts of movies, even "chick flicks"
he likes musicals
he likes to smell nice
he is afraid of spiders
his socks match
he almost always matches his shoes and his belt
and he doesn't mind dressing up to go out.

also, he really doesn't follow sports.

yeah.

I've been assumed as gay for most of the reasons on that list.

Apparently, liking to dress nicely, reading as a hobby, and being able to follow a conversation with phrases like 'cut against the bias' in it... is somehow indicative that you don't like girls...?

why would I question him dressing as a woman? wouldn't bother me.........:cool:

however, I could list all the things that people have decided makes him gay
[QUOTE]
he showers daily
Whoa! It's weird to shower daily? I mean, I forget/am too tired sometimes, but I make an effort to shower daily...
he keeps his nails trimmed
So he should grow long, womanish nails to prove his manhood?
he will go to the store to buy anything I need, even if other people think it's embarrassing
That's just a dumb reason.
he likes all sorts of movies, even "chick flicks"
He's gay. :)
he likes musicals
Doublegay*. :D
he likes to smell nice
*is reminded of Deliverance, for some reason*
Sorry, I'm just imagining a hillbilly holding him at gunpoint and saying "you smell real purty..."
he is afraid of spiders
Who isn't?
his socks match
Okay, he's not gay, he's crossed into "paranormal anomaly" at this point...
he almost always matches his shoes and his belt
I didn't know there were belts other than "black with silver rivets".
and he doesn't mind dressing up to go out.
Yeah... that doesn't make him gay. It makes him a good boyfriend, AFAIK...

also, he really doesn't follow sports.

As long as he doesn't mind playing them, that's not gay.

yeah.
Yeah.


*RHPC is the only musical acceptable for straight guys. :D

*RHPC is the only musical acceptable for straight guys. :D

that's a stupid rule. a musical about transsexual transvestites is the only acceptable choice for straight guys?!

uh....no.

what about Guys and Dolls? Sweeney Todd? Phantom of the Opera?

that's a stupid rule. a musical about transsexual transvestites is the only acceptable choice for straight guys?!

uh....no.

what about Guys and Dolls? Sweeney Todd? Phantom of the Opera?

The rule is based on the fact that that's the only one I really like. All That Jazz and Chorus Line weren't bad, though.

But RHPC is the only musical I've ever seen that I didn't doze off for the musical numbers... and it had Meatloaf in hit. Meatloaf is for teh win. :D

EDIT: and he's not a transexual transvestite. He's a Transvestite from Transexual, a planet in the Transylvania Galaxy.

The rule is based on the fact that that's the only one I really like. All That Jazz and Chorus Line weren't bad, though.

But RHPC is the only musical I've ever seen that I didn't doze off for the musical numbers... and it had Meatloaf in hit. Meatloaf is for teh win. :D

EDIT: and he's not a transexual transvestite. He's a Transvestite from Transexual, a planet in the Transylvania Galaxy.

you mean the movie version had Meatloaf in it?

how many times have you seen it live? (like as in the actual musical)

how many times have you seen the movie live? (like not in your living room)

hmm?

yeah, that's what I thought.

I have been Columbia, I have thrown toast. You don't get to lecture me.

you mean the movie version had Meatloaf in it?

how many times have you seen it live? (like as in the actual musical)

how many times have you seen the movie live? (like not in your living room)

hmm?
Never and never.

yeah, that's what I thought.

I have been Columbia, I have thrown toast. You don't get to lecture me.

*lectures the bejeezus out of you*

Never and never.
have you ever seen a live musical? like any of them? ever? :(



*lectures the bejeezus out of you*
*throws rice at you*

have you ever seen a live musical? like any of them? ever? :(

Nope. :(

If I had enough disposable money to see a musical, I'd probably just go to a hockey game instead. Or Shakespeare. They're pretty similar, really. :)


*throws rice at you*

...We are not amused... *poses regally as rice bounces off me*

Nope. :(

If I had enough disposable money to see a musical, I'd probably just go to a hockey game instead. Or Shakespeare. They're pretty similar, really. :)
high school musicals are usually free or very cheap, I mean they suck, but you could at least go to one......once.

high school musicals are usually free or very cheap, I mean they suck, but you could at least go to one......once.

I've only ever gone to my high school's plays. Actually, just one of them. And that was because I had a crush on the girl who was playing Viola (the play was Twelfth Night). Man, she was hot as a guy... *reminisces*

I'll probably see a real musical, someday. When there's a decent one in town. Or I'm in a town with a decent one in it. Whatev.

high school musicals are usually free or very cheap, I mean they suck, but you could at least go to one......once.

I remember a high-school version of cats, they where all girls and their highbeams where on under their costumes.:)

The California DMV. So many reasons to hate them and absolutely no reason to like them. They are one of the many California bureaucracies that doesn't believe in internal communication. They don't even believe in letting you know when they've suspended your license (for no good reason either, just because a check bounced). Nooooo, you have to wait until you try to get a new license in another state and find you can't. Now I have to go through a whole bunch of rigamarole for something that should have been a simple process.

Damn them anyway.