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I don't think the US and Russia are going to bail you out this time. The Nazi raccoon invasion will conquer all of Europe.

I guess we'll stay on the sides and just let them pass through to Norway, as always. Though, it would be fun to see how they would swim across the Baltic sea.

looking at the picture if I ever come across one I'm surely dead :(:p

You know, if they all contract rabies... this could be pretty interesting to watch.

From very very far way.

(Imagining waves of rabid raccoons conquering Germany LOTR style...)

But very sad as well, seeing as i am fond of the germans and their green energy efforts...

What is this fascination you have with sharing non-news DC?

You know, if they all contract rabies... this could be pretty interesting to watch.

From very very far way.

(Imagining waves of rabid raccoons conquering Germany LOTR style...)


*The LoTR Battle theme starts playing*

I for one welcome our new rodent overlords.

Raccoons are rodents, right?

Nobody paid attention to me when I said that the Nazi Raccoons have conquered the moon. I told you that Europe would be next.

http://fff.fathom.org/pages/opalcat/raccoon-astronaut.jpg

I for one welcome our new rodents overlords.

Raccoons are rodents, right?

... I think so...

What is this fascination you have with sharing non-news DC?

NS gets too serious now and then. A thread about nazi raccoons or erection inducing energy drinks every now and then keeps things light.

I for one welcome our new rodent overlords.

Raccoons are rodents, right?

Nope. They're order Carnivora.

I for one welcome our new rodent overlords.

Raccoons are rodents, right?

Nope. They're Procyonidaes. Smaller cousins of bears.
I'm sure a Colbert joke will follow this.

like to see them face our dropbears :p

like to see them face our dropbears :p

I'd like to see your dropbears face our military robot teddy bears. http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529356

I'd like to see your dropbears face our military robot teddy bears. http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529356

dropbear
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/c/c4/Dropbear1.jpg/180px-Dropbear1.jpg

NS gets too serious now and then. A thread about nazi raccoons or erection inducing energy drinks every now and then keeps things light.

Then what's with all the stories about crimes and such?

A bit old (saw this back in 2002, IIRC), but certainly brings back memories.

looking at the picture if I ever come across one I'm surely dead :(:p

Oh, they're murderous little beasts. Some can grow up to 75 pounds! Three feet long, and fast as a jack rabbit. They can jump ten feet in the air, with perfect aim to take out small birds to stray cats and small dogs.

Oh, yes... oh yes...

*shifty eyes*

I for one welcome our new rodent overlords.

Raccoons are rodents, right?
No, their teeth aren't right for it. They're more like cats and dogs I think.

Then what's with all the stories about crimes and such?

I don't think I've done many crime stories lately, but sometimes I like to laugh at stupid criminals. Sometimes a crime is just so out of the ordinary it's worth commenting on. Sometimes a crime is so vicious it's worth commenting on.

No, their teeth aren't right for it. They're more like cats and dogs I think.

Bears actually. Bears.

Dropbears and raccoons are no match for Man-Bear-Pig!

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I don't think the US and Russia are going to bail you out this time. The Nazi raccoon invasion will conquer all of Europe.

Sieg Raccoon!