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Which is cuter? A red panda, or a baby panda?

Red Panda:
Red Pandas are nocturnal and live in the slopes of the south of the Himalayas and the mountainous forests of the southwest of China, at altitudes of up to 4,800 meters, and generally do not venture below 1,800 meters. They are sedentary during the day resting in the branches of trees and in tree hollows and increase their activity only in the late in the afternoon and/or early evening hours. They are very heat sensitive with an optimal “well-being” temperature between 17 and 25°C., and cannot tolerate temperatures over 25 °C at all. As a result, Red Pandas sleep during the hot noontime in the shady crowns of treetops, often lying stretched out on forked branches or rolled up in tree caves with their tail covering their face.
http://www.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/s/sb/530.jpg

Baby Panda:
The giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca, "black-and-white cat-foot"; Chinese: 大熊貓, Hanyu Pinyin: Dàxióngmāo) is a mammal classified in the bear family, Ursidae, native to central-western and southwestern China.[1] It is easily recognized by its large, distinctive black patches around the eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. Though belonging to the order Carnivora, the panda has a diet which is 99% bamboo. Pandas may eat other foods such as honey, eggs, fish and yams.
http://homepage.mac.com/lawrencedavid/cuteanimals/baby_panda_holds_hand(arm).jpg


My vote is for the red panda.

Ohh, woah, tough choice, but I have to go for the baby panda. It looks so friendly!

i love ailurus fulgens. personaly i think they just might be wiser or at least nobler then humans.

=^^=
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WYTYG is cuter.

You think baby panda eaters are cute?

WYTYG is cuter.

Red Panda, just because they're so underrated and Giants are so overrated.

You think baby panda eaters are cute?Yes, especially the German ones.:p

WYTYG is cuter.:)

You think baby panda eaters are cute?
So that's what the poll option means. You stole my "G", asshole.

You stole my "G", asshole.

Panda eaters can't be choosers, wrinkle tits.

Panda eaters can't be choosers, wrinkle tits.Lies! We choose only the finest, most tender pandas. And our tits are as smooth as a baby's behind.

baby red pandas win :p

http://www.mogozoo.com.au/pages/images/0505redpandas1.jpg

They look like red raccoons.

Lies! We choose only the finest, most tender pandas. And our tits are as smooth as a baby's behind.

A baby panda's behind?

Lies! We choose only the finest, most tender pandas. And our tits are as smooth as a baby's behind.

I demand proof of both claims.

A baby panda's behind?
Is a baby panda's behind smooth?

Is a baby panda's behind smooth?

Well you're the one who eats them, I thought you'd've known?

I demand proof of both claims.
*calls on personal chef to prepare Baby Panda Filet Mignon, calls on vassals to find me some smooth baby's behinds, sends proof*

*calls on personal chef to prepare Baby Panda Filet Mignon, calls on vassals to find me some smooth baby's behinds, sends proof*

*would rather finish his BTEF[W]M*

Well, you're the one who asked a stupid question. To answer you: no, they're awfully fuzzy going down.

"It's only easy if you know the answer", you baby panda-eater you!

So nah-nah :p

Well you're the one who eats them, I thought you'd've known?Well, you're the one who asked a stupid question. To answer you: no, they're awfully fuzzy going down.

*would rather finish his BTEF[W]M*
Quoi?

aww... they're both so damn cute I can't decide!

"It's only easy if you know the answer", you baby panda-eater you!

So nah-nah :p
Eating Baby Panda is good for your brain development.

Alas... *pats CD*

Eating Baby Panda is good for your brain development.

Alas... *pats CD*

*Dribbles, staring blankly*

Quoi?
I was going to make a BLT, but we have no lettuce, and it is morning, so I got a little creative.

Bacon, tomato, [fried] egg, feta cheese with mayo. And some pepper. It's not bad..

aww... they're both so damn cute I can't decide!

This is why I make threads. To intrigue and challenge the spectator's mind. *nods* .. or I just wanted to make NSG not so damn boring.. works either way, I guess.

I was going to make a BLT, but we have no lettuce, and it is morning, so I got a little creative.

Bacon, tomato, [fried] egg, feta cheese with mayo. And some pepper. It's not bad..

That actually sounds really tasty.

That actually sounds really tasty.

yeh, made me all hungry again, and just after i brushed my teeth too. damn you ruffy! :mad: :p

baby red pandas win :p

http://www.mogozoo.com.au/pages/images/0505redpandas1.jpg

*dies from the cuteness*

*tries to reach through computer screen to grab red panda*



*fails*


:(

pfft polar bear cubs are superior!

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20030425/w5.jpg

especially how they have to cover there noses to hide in the snow ;)

They look like red raccoons.

I was thinking the same thing.

Both of them are cute. I won't choose.

They're both good with some BBQ sauce.

They're both good with some BBQ sauce.

*gasps*


Quick! Someone call PETA!

*gasps*


Quick! Someone call PETA!

No need to rush, I have plenty to go around.

Lies! We choose only the finest, most tender pandas. And our tits are as smooth as a baby's behind.

:headbang:
*mutters something about a link*
*sobs*

Which is cuter? A red panda, or a baby panda?

Pandas are EVIL BEARS!!!!!!

I dont know which one is cuter (though I'm leaning to red pandas just cause cute pandas are just so cliche) but i know that a pair of red pandas escaped out from the zoo in my city and there arent sure if they bred or not when feral. They were caught so it's unlikely that there are any wild red pandas in N.Ireland. Probably a good thing, seeing as you can't be sure what will happen.

Pandas are EVIL BEARS!!!!!!

No, you're thinking of Drop Bears.

Pandas are EVIL BEARS!!!!!!

You mean Care Bears. Very evil.

I dont know which one is cuter (though I'm leaning to red pandas just cause cute pandas are just so cliche) but i know that a pair of red pandas escaped out from the zoo in my city and there arent sure if they bred or not when feral. They were caught so it's unlikely that there are any wild red pandas in N.Ireland. Probably a good thing, seeing as you can't be sure what will happen.

Fortunately they were caught. If not, Ireland could have suffered from something far worse than bees...

but...they're all so adorable...:fluffle: I love them all

Agreed with the polar bears. One thing though,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41906000/jpg/_41906050_polarbear_416_ap.jpg
how does polar bear kno wht apples are lolz

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/zerosixthree/heroic35.jpg

Panda bears are savage! There's nothing cute about them!

Baby Pandas are cuter....

Agreed with the polar bears. One thing though,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41906000/jpg/_41906050_polarbear_416_ap.jpg
how does polar bear kno wht apples are lolz

how does a polar bear know what apples is

how does a polar bear know what apples is

How does one select morals?

Pandas are the most useless animals ever to get through the rigors of evolution.

Here's the theory - after the last ice age, when the snow melted back up the Himalayas, Pandas, who are ideally suited for camouflage in snow and rock and well protected by their heavy fur coat... were just TOO DAMN LAZY to follow the ice.

So they stayed down low but, because of their fur, they didn't have the energy to chase and eat animals so they just sat around and ate bamboo instead, even though they're simply not designed for that.

Yet bamboo is not very nutritious, so all they can do is sit around all day, doing nothing except eat vast amounts of said bamboo in order to get enough nutrients for themselves to get through another pointless day of sitting around not contributing to anything.

They're useless at climbing, they're useless at anything and if there was simply one decent predator out there (aside from humans), they just wouldn't have made it to the present day.

Pandas = pointless.

Here's another thing, the first time a Panda gives birth it has no idea what the hell just happened - you can see videos, they're just completely surprised and tend to toy around with the panda cub because they have no idea what it is or how it got there. So first cubs die.

Pandas = moronic.

Stupid pandas.

Red panda. It is born cute, grows up cute, and dies cutely. Or something.

Anyway it is red and just about a 10 on the cuteness scale.

They're also vicious and bite each other's ears clean off in fights, put two red pandas together and, sooner or later, one of them will have no ears.

Pandas are clear evidence that God had no plan whatsoever.

They're also vicious and bite each other's ears clean off in fights, put two red pandas together and, sooner or later, one of them will have no ears.

Pandas are clear evidence that God had no plan whatsoever.

Wow, cute and hardcore fighters.

I kind of want to be a red panda, so deceptive.

Yes, they're cute in the way baby clowns are cute until they turn on you en masse and stab you death to a background of screeching violin music.

...because that's what baby clowns do.

Yes, they're cute in the way baby clowns are cute until they turn on you en masse and stab you death to a background of screeching violin music.

...because that's what baby clowns do.

*traumatized*

Yet bamboo is not very nutritious, so all they can do is sit around all day, doing nothing except eat vast amounts of said bamboo in order to get enough nutrients for themselves to get through another pointless day of sitting around not contributing to anything.


Hey, sounds good to me.

Hey, sounds good to me.

Guess it is also better than what humans tend to do., actively going around and destroying things.

Tell that to the bamboo.

Did you know that Teddy Roosevelt hunted panda back in the day, until he realised they presented no hunting challenge whatsoever.

Bad Teddy!

EDIT: I went to Chengdu last month, Panda central, hence the host of Panda knowledge.

Guess it is also better than what humans tend to do, actively going around and destroying things.

Going around and destroying things SUCH AS BAMBOO! Sounds like humans are secretly jealous of the panda's carefree lifestyle.

Tell that to the bamboo.

I did. It didn't care. It was cool with the whole 'being eaten' thing, y'know?

How does one select morals?Ask your puppet ... through longtime-anticipated and insidiously crafted legislation, of course!

Going around and destroying things SUCH AS BAMBOO! Sounds like humans are secretly jealous of the panda's carefree lifestyle.


For some reason it took me a while to understand that. heh..:p

but it is late, and I am tired.. and I need to finish a paper..*stumbles away sleepily*

Pandas are the most useless animals ever to get through the rigors of evolution.

Here's the theory - after the last ice age, when the snow melted back up the Himalayas, Pandas, who are ideally suited for camouflage in snow and rock and well protected by their heavy fur coat... were just TOO DAMN LAZY to follow the ice.

So they stayed down low but, because of their fur, they didn't have the energy to chase and eat animals so they just sat around and ate bamboo instead, even though they're simply not designed for that.

Yet bamboo is not very nutritious, so all they can do is sit around all day, doing nothing except eat vast amounts of said bamboo in order to get enough nutrients for themselves to get through another pointless day of sitting around not contributing to anything.

They're useless at climbing, they're useless at anything and if there was simply one decent predator out there (aside from humans), they just wouldn't have made it to the present day.

Pandas = pointless.

Here's another thing, the first time a Panda gives birth it has no idea what the hell just happened - you can see videos, they're just completely surprised and tend to toy around with the panda cub because they have no idea what it is or how it got there. So first cubs die.

Pandas = moronic.

Stupid pandas.

Yup.

Won't even mate and are increasingly becoming infertile. Yet we waste huge amounts of money on them and they still won't make non-existent panda love.

Ask your puppet ... through longtime-anticipated and insidiously crafted legislation, of course!

Camdenelphia? He's just silly!