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Scenario: You woke up to find your body no longer functionally 'living', though your mind obviously is. You are one of the living dead, right there in your bedroom. What would you do? Would you feel there was no consequence to your actions? Would you do things you weren't supposed to do and eat all those things you weren't supposed to eat? Or would you get dressed and go about your life, because you don't know what else to do with yourself?

Mind = Body

Body = Mind

One can’t be without the other, as they are the same thing.

Different sides of the same coin.

I'd become worried and then just go back to sleep. It helps put off all of my problems for awhile.

Scenario: You woke up to find your body no longer functioning, though your mind obviously is. You are one of the living dead, right there in your bedroom. What would you do? Would you feel there was no consequence to your actions? Would you do things you weren't supposed to do and eat all those things you weren't supposed to eat? Or would you get dressed and go about your life, because you don't know what else to do with yourself?

Go back to that baptists school and claim vengeance, fight with other cultists and go Bruce Lee on them. The WNC would tremble just by the very whisper of my name. MWUAHAHAHAHAHA! I'd pull a few pranks while I'm at it as well.

I wouldn't wake up at all if I were dead. I'd no longer be.

Crave brains?

I guess I'd be Deadman or something...

I'd join the circus. :p

What's this? Some sort of World of Darkness gothic RPG?

I guess... I go back to sleep.

I'd eat like fifty McGriddles since having a high cholesterol wouldn't really be a problem.

I'd like to know how I'd go about doing anything without a body. :p I guess I'd just be a floating ghost or something.

What would you do if you woke up dead?

Go back to sleep.

I wouldn't wake up at all if I were dead. I'd no longer be.Depends on how the zombification is done. Mayhaps your information could be salvaged and "you" re-started and kept running as an evil cyborg zombie?

Scenario: You woke up to find your body no longer functionally 'living', though your mind obviously is. You are one of the living dead, right there in your bedroom. What would you do? Would you feel there was no consequence to your actions? Would you do things you weren't supposed to do and eat all those things you weren't supposed to eat? Or would you get dressed and go about your life, because you don't know what else to do with yourself?

Find the nearest girl's locker room.

Scenario: You woke up to find your body no longer functionally 'living', though your mind obviously is. You are one of the living dead, right there in your bedroom. What would you do? Would you feel there was no consequence to your actions? Would you do things you weren't supposed to do and eat all those things you weren't supposed to eat? Or would you get dressed and go about your life, because you don't know what else to do with yourself?

Eat brain. Need brain. Food. Eat.

Depends on how the zombification is done. Mayhaps your information could be salvaged and "you" re-started and kept running as an evil cyborg zombie?

There's no such things as zombies or Jesus.

I thought you were asking what I would do if I woke up paralyzed..

I would continue pwning.

Scenario: You woke up to find your body no longer functionally 'living', though your mind obviously is. You are one of the living dead, right there in your bedroom. What would you do? Would you feel there was no consequence to your actions? Would you do things you weren't supposed to do and eat all those things you weren't supposed to eat? Or would you get dressed and go about your life, because you don't know what else to do with yourself?

To answer this question thoroughly, I'd need more details... if my body is "dead," can it even move? Does digestion still work? Is eating possible? If circulation has stopped, do drugs and alcohol have any affect?
If what this question means is that my actions no longer affect my body, and I can't get sick or fat, then I would probably eat chocolate for breakfast and quit the gym. But other than that, I don't think much would change. If my mind is still working, there's still emotional consequences to my actions.

To answer this question thoroughly, I'd need more details... if my body is "dead," can it even move? Does digestion still work? Is eating possible? If circulation has stopped, do drugs and alcohol have any affect?
If what this question means is that my actions no longer affect my body, and I can't get sick or fat, then I would probably eat chocolate for breakfast and quit the gym. But other than that, I don't think much would change. If my mind is still working, there's still emotional consequences to my actions.

he means undead

Richard, everyone's favorite undead
http://lfgcomic.com/

P.S. your life would change allot, everyone all over the world would be like "WTF a zombie :eek: :mp5::gundge:"

and you would be like "zombies are people too :("

Run through the streets naked!

Scenario: You woke up to find your body no longer functionally 'living', though your mind obviously is. You are one of the living dead, right there in your bedroom. What would you do? Would you feel there was no consequence to your actions? Would you do things you weren't supposed to do and eat all those things you weren't supposed to eat? Or would you get dressed and go about your life, because you don't know what else to do with yourself?

I would immediately seek out a crowded area with lots of people and cameras around. I would begin shouting; 'BEES! Invisible Bees! They're all over me! AIEEEE!! Invisible Bees!!!" and run in ever widening circles waving my arms around until I had everyone's undivided attention. I would then collapse to the ground and not move.

:)

I would immediately seek out a crowded area with lots of people and cameras around. I would begin shouting; 'BEES! Invisible Bees! They're all over me! AIEEEE!! Invisible Bees!!!" and run in ever widening circles waving my arms around until I had everyone's undivided attention. I would then collapse to the ground and not move.

:)

LOL! As always LG you have me laughing out loud in a pubic area, damn you! lol.

LOL! As always LG you have me laughing out loud in a pubic area, damn you! lol.

Best Typo Ever. :D

Scenario: You woke up to find your body no longer functionally 'living', though your mind obviously is. You are one of the living dead, right there in your bedroom. What would you do? Would you feel there was no consequence to your actions? Would you do things you weren't supposed to do and eat all those things you weren't supposed to eat? Or would you get dressed and go about your life, because you don't know what else to do with yourself?

If my mind is functioning and my body is out, well, I guess I can live through a few miserable minutes before by brain dies also out of lack of oxygen.

In the opposide case, (brain dead and body ok), I'd run for POTUS, with serious chances of winning.

Best Typo Ever. :D

It's not a typo. ;)

It's not a typo. ;)

LG, I don't think most of our genitals are as versatile as yours. :p

It's not a typo. ;)

Public! I meant Public. >_> <_<

There's no such things as zombies or Jesus.Technically, it'd just be a corpse with a computer (running Fass 2.0 - a model of the brain with a capture of its final state) and robot parts strapped onto it, but it'd atleast look pretty zombie like. Who knows? It could very well become possible in the not-all-too-far-away future. Could prove an interesting alternative to the typical disposing of the body.

I'd start put Metallica's "One" on my cd player and go back to sleep.

I'd eat like fifty McGriddles since having a high cholesterol wouldn't really be a problem.

I support this poster.

Being undead is clearly a very good reason to party.

Then again, practically anything is a good reason to party.

There's no such things as zombies or Jesus.

That statement just made zombie jesus cry.

Scenario: You woke up to find your body no longer functionally 'living', though your mind obviously is. You are one of the living dead, right there in your bedroom. What would you do? Would you feel there was no consequence to your actions? Would you do things you weren't supposed to do and eat all those things you weren't supposed to eat? Or would you get dressed and go about your life, because you don't know what else to do with yourself?

The state you are describing would be consciousness with absolutely no way to move any part of your body voluntarily, which would be hell.

LG, I don't think most of our genitals are as versatile as yours. :p

Pity. :(

There's no such things as zombies or Jesus.

These things are not mutually exclusive. According to Christian mythology, Jesus is a zombie.

Drink my morning cofee, tune in Opie and Anthony, hang out with my dog, go to work, the usual. Being dead shouldn't interfere with one's normal life.

Scenario: You woke up to find your body no longer functionally 'living', though your mind obviously is. You are one of the living dead, right there in your bedroom. What would you do? Would you feel there was no consequence to your actions? Would you do things you weren't supposed to do and eat all those things you weren't supposed to eat? Or would you get dressed and go about your life, because you don't know what else to do with yourself?


Rampage.

I would rob banks, jewlery stores, electronics stores...whatever.

I would cache all the loot.

They would need to send in the national guard to stop me.

Then once finally destroyed my family would be collect the bounty after a couple of years and I will have served my porpose as a provider.

Scenario: You woke up to find your body no longer functionally 'living', though your mind obviously is. You are one of the living dead, right there in your bedroom. What would you do? Would you feel there was no consequence to your actions? Would you do things you weren't supposed to do and eat all those things you weren't supposed to eat? Or would you get dressed and go about your life, because you don't know what else to do with yourself?

go out and get me some braaaaiiiiinnnnnsssss.

Being dead shouldn't interfere with one's normal life.

That is a masterpiece of an oxymoron... I appluad you and I just might sig this...

Drunk Commies for the win.

I'll make it my MSN name...

i'd start eating people's brains. i'm not really stylish enough to be a vampire and i'm not viscious enough to be a werewolf. the only undead thing i could be is a zombie i reckon.

Hope to meet a nice female necrophiliac...

Hmmm, nobody said vigilante yet. I am so very dissapointed.

Hmmm, nobody said vigilante yet. I am so very dissapointed.

Okay then, I won't say it now...

Scenario: You woke up to find your body no longer functionally 'living', though your mind obviously is. You are one of the living dead, right there in your bedroom. What would you do? Would you feel there was no consequence to your actions? Would you do things you weren't supposed to do and eat all those things you weren't supposed to eat? Or would you get dressed and go about your life, because you don't know what else to do with yourself?...

24 hours/7 days a week on NSG!!!! :D

If I was a Zombie, I wouldn't need to breathe. So, I'd explore the bottom of the ocean. I'd guess I'd need one hell of a flashlight, though.

Zombies would also make good astronauts. Save a lot of money by not worrying about oxygen, air pressure and such.

I'd also make myself a really good helmet - in case some anitzombite tried to shoot me in the brain.

Post on NSG.

Post on NSG.

If you post on NSG chances are...you're already dead inside:(

erm, does being dead necessitate all bodily functions being absent? If so, I'm going back to sleep.

However, if I was a vampire, I'd have a hoot!

Play EVE Online for 23 hours a day, post on NSG during the 1-hour downtime.

Scenario: You woke up to find your body no longer functionally 'living', though your mind obviously is. You are one of the living dead, right there in your bedroom. What would you do? Would you feel there was no consequence to your actions? Would you do things you weren't supposed to do and eat all those things you weren't supposed to eat? Or would you get dressed and go about your life, because you don't know what else to do with yourself?

I suppose this implies more zombie/other undead rather than ghost, but personally, I'm gonna go with ghost because undead really doesn't change that I'd have to keep earning money to pay for stuff (and taxes), so my unlife couldn't be much different from my life.

Now, if I was a ghost, the first thing I'd do is stalk you. :P
No, I'd probably check in on some people, make sure they're okay, etc. Then I'd try to figure out how I'm supposed to continue on to a more awesome afterlife (Heaven, Valhalla, whatever). Failing the latter, I'd find some way to turn that into an awesome afterlife, starting by accumulating all the info in the world so that, with some philosophy and ghostly awesomeness, I could break all the laws of physics. And probably have a new religion founded around me. Preferably one that ends hunger and otherwise helps people. After all, there's not much else to do, so why not help others?

Take my life savings. Go out. Donate the money to the biggest charity I could find. Then remove my head, hide it behind my back, and go to all the places where you pay "per capita" and make the point that technically I have no head. :)

erm, does being dead necessitate all bodily functions being absent? If so, I'm going back to sleep.

However, if I was a vampire, I'd have a hoot!

Fuck yes. Vampire = hedonism. Zombie = bad breath and limbs falling off.

Um, wouldn't that mean I'd be in a vegetative state? Sounds terrible, I'd probably get bedsores.

Scenario: You woke up to find your body no longer functionally 'living', though your mind obviously is. You are one of the living dead, right there in your bedroom. What would you do? Would you feel there was no consequence to your actions? Would you do things you weren't supposed to do and eat all those things you weren't supposed to eat? Or would you get dressed and go about your life, because you don't know what else to do with yourself?

You can't wake up dead. If you're dead you can't wake up, and if you wake you're not dead, or least you should be because if you were, then you wouldn't be awake, you'd be dead, which is not being awake since the dead cannot awaken and the awaken will be dead and not awake since they can't wake up dead.

So I get to be a lich? Fuck yeah!

I suppose this implies more zombie/other undead rather than ghost, but personally, I'm gonna go with ghost because undead really doesn't change that I'd have to keep earning money to pay for stuff (and taxes), so my unlife couldn't be much different from my life.
Okay, now that made me laugh. I applaud your sense of civil duty, that you would go on paying taxes even if you were dead.

prolly start an NSG Blog about it, see what everyone one in my life is doing,then i'd try an figure out how to get to the afterlife.