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If you could turn raindrops into absolutely anything over any nation or president with the power of thought what would you turn the raindrops into and which nation will you wreak havok upon? :D

I would turn them into droplets of concentrated spam and have them fall only on your house.

Raindrops = Love Potion

Precipitation destination = The Earth

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If you could turn raindrops into absolutely anything over any nation or president with the power of thought what would you turn the raindrops into and which nation will you wreak havok upon? :D

Something lethally destructive and the whole world - but instead of wreaking havok, I'd announce that the people of the world have 3 years (or 5 if I'm feeling generous) to prove to me that they're worthy of existence. Ideally, they would succeed - I wouldn't actually want to drop the stuff.

That glowing liquid inside a glow stick. I'd have it fall around nuclear reactors just to fuck with people.

That glowing liquid inside a glow stick. I'd have it fall around nuclear reactors just to fuck with people.

ROFL. :D

I'd have bouncy balls fall wherever it was raining.

I would turn them into droplets of concentrated spam and have them fall only on your house.

Thanks man, we wouldn't need to buy dogfood for a while and I could probably sell some of it. ;)

I'd rain hot gay men over me

ready to sing it with me?

sticky Jam all over CEO's hands! :p

I'd rain hot gay men over me

ready to sing it with me?

Can I join in the rain dance for that? ;)

Not particularly imaginative but, Skittles, taste the rainbow.

Not particularly imaginative but, Skittles, taste the rainbow.

imagine the pain if that fell on you:eek: (and trying to eat the things with there hard to chewy-ness)

Bowling balls start raining down Chinese ports. And then dead people start raining on the Phelps. :D

Can I join in the rain dance for that? ;)

lol hell yeah - I just hope that most of them live thru it. :D

Pound coins over Luxembourgh, for two reasons.

1) If it happened anywhere else, a vast amount of people would die. Luckily, Luxembough houses 12 people, and they are so rich that they have bunkers made of gold for such occasions.

2) To create massive inflation in the pound, making it essentially worthless, and forcing us onto the Euro, For Great Justice!

If you could turn raindrops into absolutely anything over any nation or president with the power of thought what would you turn the raindrops into and which nation will you wreak havok upon? :DI would make it rain condoms in Africa and the Vatican.
And food in countries bordering on famine. And butyric acid over Bush :p (no, the clue isn't "acid"; it just stinks unimaginably)

I'd rain hot gay men over meWouldn't they die from falling from that high? It's gotta hurt, at least..

imagine the pain if that fell on you:eek: (and trying to eat the things with there hard to chewy-ness)

Hmm I hadn't considered that, the ads seemed to gloss over the pain, ahwell guess I'll stay inside and use buckets and tarp to collect them.

Wouldn't they die from falling from that high? It's gotta hurt, at least..

pink parachutes.

Wouldn't they die from falling from that high? It's gotta hurt, at least..

I was hoping that as they pile up that the ones that land on top have a higher chance of living :D

pink parachutes.

Thats just adorable!

Something lethally destructive and the whole world - but instead of wreaking havok, I'd announce that the people of the world have 3 years (or 5 if I'm feeling generous) to prove to me that they're worthy of existence. Ideally, they would succeed - I wouldn't actually want to drop the stuff.

Five years (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=louXPUW7tHU)?

Hardcore gay porn and various homophobic organization's headquarters. Also Jerry Falwell's grave, for good measure.

I'd rain detonate-on-impact nuclear bombs upon hollywood.

I would turn them into droplets of concentrated spam and have them fall only on your house.


I think droplets of intelligence would be far better for S.L.

I'd make it rain fluffles... on every NSGer's head. :D (And yes, Kiryu, it would be with protection... :p)

I'd also make it rain gay men... on the Phelp's fortress. :p

Seriously,though, I'd make it rain water bottles and medicines and stuff on Africa.

I'd also make it rain droplets of intelligence on the USA.

Hardcore gay porn and various homophobic organization's headquarters. Also Jerry Falwell's grave, for good measure.

And gay men. Don't forget the gay men. :p

fake winning lottery tickets...on the U.S.

I think droplets of intelligence would be far better for S.L.

It would cure the damage bestowed unto thy mind from the pugnacious and manipulative Baptists and restore it to maximum form. :)

me... I'd do something classical...


make it rain... everywhere... for 39.9 days and nights.

I'd rain detonate-on-impact nuclear bombs upon hollywood.

I think we may have a winner. :p

I'd rain, intelligence, potions that make masochists non masochists, and books of knowledge, particularly health, safety and sanitation books over the Phillipines.

Five years (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=louXPUW7tHU)?

Can't watch any videos right now. Can you just explain the reference in text?

I'd rain, intelligence, potions that make masochists non masochists, and books of knowledge, particularly health, safety and sanitation books over the Phillipines.

Umm...WHY?

Umm...WHY?

The people purposefully ovoid preventative and sanitary measures and resort to billowing poison into the air to prevent disease, they enjoy causing health hazards it seems and when I tried to prevent health hazards when I had to live there they got pissed at me.

If you could turn raindrops into absolutely anything over any nation or president with the power of thought what would you turn the raindrops into and which nation will you wreak havok upon? :D
Bigger raindrops falling on my 10 acres, along with the rest of the Deep South.

That glowing liquid inside a glow stick. I'd have it fall around nuclear reactors just to fuck with people.

Have you ever broken open a glow stick? It's amazing - you can speckle it all over yourself and pretend you have the alien plague at night. Really gives people a scare.

...not that i've ever done that or anything...


oh and i would have the rain turn into purified water. maybe fiji. but it would have to be in those funky little bottles you pay way too much for.

Have you ever broken open a glow stick? It's amazing - you can speckle it all over yourself and pretend you have the alien plague at night. Really gives people a scare.

...not that i've ever done that or anything...


oh and i would have the rain turn into purified water. maybe fiji. but it would have to be in those funky little bottles you pay way too much for.

Bwahahah! I know what I'm doing this holloween. :D

The people purposefully ovoid preventative and sanitary measures and resort to billowing poison into the air to prevent disease, they enjoy causing health hazards it seems and when I tried to prevent health hazards when I had to live there they got pissed at me.

....I don't think you're thinking of masochists...

....I don't think you're thinking of masochists...

The majority are extrovert about the fact that they love the sensation of acidic fumes going into their throats and lungs. :eek::(:confused:

The majority are extrovert about the fact that they love the sensation of acidic fumes going into their throats and lungs. :eek::(:confused:

What...the...FUCK?

No...I...don't...think the majority of Masochists intentionally inhale acidic fumes.

What...the...FUCK?

No...I...don't...think the majority of Masochists intentionally inhale acidic fumes.

They do there.

They do there.

How does that bug you? Are they out on the streets or something?

How does that bug you? Are they out on the streets or something?

They're EVERYWHERE in the Philipines. Pure breathable air that DOESN'T cause some bodily ailment is nonexistant there.

Gold

I would turn them into droplets of concentrated spam and have them fall only on your house.
Why is it that so many people seem to think he's spammish? I actually find him pretty funny.

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Then again I do live with my kid brother...

Mmm... Water of the Spring of the Drowned Girl from Ranma 1/2, world?

Lesbian orgy! :D

Pig's blood, the Middle East.

Clever ideas over my head, because I got nothin' right now.

Pennies over every rich snob. They want money, they'll get it. :D

Not wanting to get into a political argument here, but I'd make it rain bullets in Iraq, just so newspapers editors can run with, "Bullets over Baghdad!" headline.
yeah. I'm nice like that.

Maybe make it rain beer and pork over Middle East countries just to freak them out.

Jellybeans where I am.
Oh...and chocolate. swiss chocolate. mmmmmm....

shite over Hollywood. Not that they'd notice.

Little Chairman Mao homunculi over Beijing. Ones that act like gremlins after water's been poured on them.

I would make it rain condoms in Africa and the Vatican.
And food in countries bordering on famine. And butyric acid over Bush :p (no, the clue isn't "acid"; it just stinks unimaginably)

I'd make it rain hydrochloric acid (the really concentrated version, say, 10 molar) whenever he did something stupid.

I'd give him ten minutes.

Can't watch any videos right now. Can you just explain the reference in text?

Bowie tune from Ziggy Stardust. Theme of the song is a scifi story about a man sent from a planet running out of water in the next 5 years. Also the basis for the Bowie film, Man Who Fell to Earth. Obscure trivias 4tehwhatevar :p

Rain gold and money all over my country.

If you could turn raindrops into absolutely anything over any nation or president with the power of thought what would you turn the raindrops into and which nation will you wreak havok upon? :D

Liquid gold over the impoverished nations of the world, insta-rust and tire/tread-rubber eating liquid over the war-torn ones, and..

Oh, to hell with it. Some kind of mind-control serum that makes everyone my slave.

I'd keep it as rain & have it fall over eastern Australia. We really need the rain. :(

I'd keep it as rain & have it fall over eastern Australia. We really need the rain. :(

We need the rain, but what we need more is for the govt. to get their heads out of their asses and build a desalination plant!

Well, first of all, I would buy every acre of desert that exists, then I would do the following:

Make it rain oil over Western countries - the price of gas would plunge and we would no longer be dependent on unstable countries in the Middle East for such an important commodity

Make it rain very strong hydrochloric acid over every single Communist leader in this world; before long, Communism would be dead and buried, and we will be able to see the Kuomintang flag flying around the world without any problems

Make it rain very easily detectable microchips over Osama bin Laden and every single terrorist out there - I would reveal their location and grab the reward

Make it rain dihydrogen monoxide over all the deserts in the world, then sell the land for a profit

Make it only rain at night in New Zealand, it would be lovely to have sun all the time

Make it rain snow in tropical locations; just to see how the Greenies/Communists/Demorats/Hollywood, &c. react - probably the global warming crap would disappear

mint flavoured condoms everywhere. the world needs more condom mints.

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I'll have a high-potency indica storm with patches of hashish sleet, tapering off to intermittent sun and sativa flurries with a high chance of overnight precipitation.

Over Disneyworld.

actually something to reduce all human fertility accross the board without bias or exception, would be a pretty darnd good idea. reduce not eliminate. so that birth rates would keep falling off dramaticly until total human population was reduced to 1750, or at least 1917 levels.

gold would just make gold cheep enough to use for all electrical wiring, which wouldn't be a bad thing, but wouldn't make anyone richer that way, which is ok too. it would also be rather unfortunate to have falling on your head, quite probably lethal.

something self seeding that would do both jobs, like george martin's manna, from tuf voyaging. don't forget people everywhere DO need water too, as do food plants for anybody to be able to eat anything

i suppose we could all drink choclate soda or iced mocha if it were to rain that.

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We need the rain, but what we need more is for the govt. to get their heads out of their asses and build a desalination plant!

Desalination plants would only work for the main cities. They are also rather expensive to run.

Some other good ideas would be for much larger use of recycled water, using street drainage water for sewage systems (or as potablewater), much deeper resevoirs and covering for all open air water systems, water tank for every home.

If you could turn raindrops into absolutely anything over any nation or president with the power of thought what would you turn the raindrops into and which nation will you wreak havok upon? :D

I would make it rain Jews in Germany, naked virgins in the Middle East, homosexual Mexicans with Korans in the Midwest of the US, narcotics officers in Canada and the Netherlands and... well, most of Europe, men in strip clubs, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky in Russia, food in Hungary, Armenians in Turkey... and I don't know what else. Mussolini in Italy?

I would make it rain Jews in Germany, naked virgins in the Middle East, homosexual Mexicans with Korans in the Midwest of the US, narcotics officers in Canada and the Netherlands and... well, most of Europe, men in strip clubs, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky in Russia, food in Hungary, Armenians in Turkey... and I don't know what else. Mussolini in Italy?

Wouldn't the mexicans make more sense in the Deep South, closer to the mexican border and home of many crazy racists?

Also, make it rain poor neighborhoods around Disney World.

And butyric acid over Bush :p (no, the clue isn't "acid"; it just stinks unimaginably)

Smells like cat vomit and diffuses very quickly. I dribbled it in the hallways of my high school. Got us a day off. :D

Smells like cat vomit and diffuses very quickly. I dribbled it in the hallways of my high school. Got us a day off. :DAccording to a former chemistry teacher of mine, accidentally spilling some on yourself is a good way to get a lot of personal space in the bus or train..

We need the rain, but what we need more is for the govt. to get their heads out of their asses and build a desalination plant!

Perhaps it would be more useful if you guys stopped trying to grow rice and cotton in Queensland - they are water thirsty crops; taking away all the useful water supplies. Why not farm with sheep or something less water intensive?