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NEC introduces Hello Kitty Laptop. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19087871/)

And it's got sequins and everything.

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070607/070607_kitty_hmed_7a.hmedium.jpg

The whole world's against us, I swear to God.

Who cares?

The more interesting news came from the "Breaking News" headline at the top of the linked page...Paris got a Get Out of Jail Free card today.

Look at tmz.com for more details.

That's ugly as fuck.

Who cares?

You don't..."get it"...do you?

It's Hello-Fucking-Kitty goddammit!

Who cares?

The more interesting news came from the "Breaking News" headline at the top of the linked page...Paris got a Get Out of Jail Free card today.

Look at tmz.com for more details.

See, for me, the Paris Hilton experience is way higher on the who cares list.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/07/paris-hilton-free-woman/

OMG it's apparently true!

*hijacking the Hello Kitty thread*

only $1,650!

See, for me, the Paris Hilton experience is way higher on the who cares list.

Okay, it was a tough choice, but Hilton won out just on the sheer unbelievability of the story.

Oh, and the carry bag will be trimmed in fuzzy white fur (fake of course), while employing complimentary and tasteful embroidery with studs and sequins.

Ze thread has been hijacked!

WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

NEC introduces Hello Kitty Laptop. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19087871/)

And it's got sequins and everything.

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070607/070607_kitty_hmed_7a.hmedium.jpg

The whole world's against us, I swear to God.

Holy cow.

Okay, it was a tough choice, but Hilton won out just on the sheer unbelievability of the story.

Oh, and the carry bag will be trimmed in fuzzy white fur (fake of course), while employing complimentary and tasteful embroidery with studs and sequins.

Do you imagine that the first complaint about the laptop will be the way the sequins pop off within the first six weeks?

I won't stand for my beloved Hello Kitty to be mocked, I will be sending Nazz some Hello Kitty paraphernalia so that he may see the light, be converted and this led to Hello Kitty Heaven™ *available at all good stores*.

He will be flown there on a Hello Kitty bedecked plane.

Anyway, Paris Hilton eh?

Disclaimer - I'm not a great Hello Kitty fan as I live in Asia and am surrounded by it daily

Well, there's no use trying to fight them now, they've already got the Hello Kitty mouse...

I assume that bag would be pink, white, and vaguely cat-shaped. Possibly in mini-backpack form.

Just an assumption, of course.

Do you imagine that the first complaint about the laptop will be the way the sequins pop off within the first six weeks?

_My_ first complaint would be about Windows Vista, but then I'm not really in the targeted sales group....

And I think the Hello-Kitty is going to be pretty ugly inside of a year.

Both stories confuse and frighten me.

Hello Kitty + Paris Hilton ...what are you talking about is it some new co-branding?:confused:

Hello Kitty + Paris Hilton ...what are you talking about is it some new co-branding?:confused:

Not a bad idea from a marketing point of view if it wasn't for her sentence.

Regardless, the Paris Hilton thread is going to wipe the floor with this thread in terms of posts.

Not a bad idea from a marketing point of view if it wasn't for her sentence.

Regardless, the Paris Hilton thread is going to wipe the floor with this thread in terms of posts.
Oh easily. It's so much easier to hate Paris Hilton.

NEC introduces Hello Kitty Laptop. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19087871/)

And it's got sequins and everything.

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070607/070607_kitty_hmed_7a.hmedium.jpg

The whole world's against us, I swear to God.

thanks nazz... My neice would love that. :D



Me, I think I need an Insulin shot now... :(

If I had the financial means, I would buy one of them. And some explosives. I would go out into a field and blow the bejesus out of it and place the video on Youtube under the title: 'Goodbye, Kitty'. :)

If I had the financial means, I would buy one of them. And some explosives. I would go out into a field and blow the bejesus out of it and place the video on Youtube under the title: 'Goodbye, Kitty'. :)

And you would instantly become the biggest star in the history of YouTube.


I wonder if that would work with LonelyGirl15?

i dont see what the problem is.

you dont like it that someone has decided to make a fun, pretty computer case?

i dont see what the problem is.

you dont like it that someone has decided to make a fun, pretty computer case?

It's more of a Hello Kitty thing. Drives me out of my damn mind.

I was so disappointed when I saw that picture.

I love hello kitty, but I imagined that the laptop would be more cutesy and less "bling".

NEC introduces Hello Kitty Laptop. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19087871/)

And it's got sequins and everything.

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070607/070607_kitty_hmed_7a.hmedium.jpg

The whole world's against us, I swear to God.

It's still not as egregious as Hello Vader. http://boingboing.net/2006/07/30/hello_kitty_darth_va.html

It's still not as egregious as Hello Vader. http://boingboing.net/2006/07/30/hello_kitty_darth_va.html

I used that image in a PowerPoint presentation for my Freshman Composition class: Darth Kitty's Grammar Domination. The picture itself hangs on the wall outside my office.

:D

How about the Hello Kitty car?
http://www.autoblog.com/2006/07/07/the-ultimate-kei-mitsubishi-i-hello-kitty-princess-kitty-edit/

:D

How about the Hello Kitty car?
http://www.autoblog.com/2006/07/07/the-ultimate-kei-mitsubishi-i-hello-kitty-princess-kitty-edit/
Yeeeee Haw! Mary Kay look out!

I'd post a link to the Hello Kitty Vibrator -- but then I'd have to ban myself.

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE... so Google it.

Nazz, you missed the Kitty-chan Barbie doll that came out yesterday.

My favorite (besides the Kitty-chan vibrator) has to be the Kitty-chan boxer shorts that I've seen on sale here in Japan... for adult men.

Cuteness!

Eh, imagine the Hello Kitty Vista desktop theme :D

Eh, imagine the Hello Kitty Vista desktop theme :D

http://www.skinbase.org/files/archive/shots/280/HKValDesktop.jpg

Who needs to imagine?

That is kinda cute actually...

That is kinda cute actually...

Pass the insulin.

You think the (pink) mouse provided will have whiskers? :p

Holy cow.

No, Hello Kitty.

Someone should make a Ziggy one.

** or Dilbert.

That's ugly as fuck.
Which one: The girl or the laptop.

Wish they still sold Hello Kitty dildos. My last school there was a teacher who was obsessed with Hello Kitty (she was in in her 30's too!). She was so stuck up and priggish, I really wished when I left I could have got her a Kitty vibrator as my way of telling her to go fuck herself.
In the nicest possible way of course.

Someone should make a Ziggy one.

** or Dilbert.

Invader Zim. That is all.

Whitmore says he cannot release details about Paris' "medical issue" due to confidentiality, but said that medical officials "constantly examined" her while she was in jail

They had no one better to 'examine'?

Paris doesn't seem to be the perfect image of beauty (physical or mentally) in my mind.

Invader Zim. That is all.

Ooh, a Gir one!

This computer is proof God really does hate us all.

Oh God...that's just horrible, where's the insulin shot at?

It's more of a Hello Kitty thing. Drives me out of my damn mind.

oh thats right, you have a daughter. you have undoubtedly seen far more hello kitty than i have.

ive never seen enough of it to be annoyed by how determined it is to be cute.

NEC introduces Hello Kitty Laptop. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19087871/)

And it's got sequins and everything.

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070607/070607_kitty_hmed_7a.hmedium.jpg

The whole world's against us, I swear to God.

Mein Gott! :eek: