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And he's just filed a law suit.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2007/06/06/4239104-ap.html

A guy named Woods suffers from a life-threatening erection...How eponymic.

A guy named Woods suffers from a life-threatening erection...How eponymic.

:p

I didn't realise until now.

http://forums4.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529159

http://forums4.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529159

Damn you! You must be an editor of weird news or something! It's impossible to beat you.

http://forums4.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529159
I like the NYPost headline -- "A Real Stiff Drink".

I like the NYPost headline -- "A Real Stiff Drink".

The Post's headlines have been fantastic since Murdoch took the paper over. Too bad everything else about the tabloid has gone down hill.

A law suit seems excessive.

A Stiff fine should work. :)

Only in America does a man sue for having continual erection.

And did anyone else notice the drink was called Boost Plus? Now they have a new ad campaign out of this!

"Boost Plus: For those long hard marathon sessions."

I wouldn't have gone to a hospital, I would have gone to a whore house to see if I could get it down. :D

Weird stuff. :p

Only in America does a man sue for having continual erection.

And did anyone else notice the drink was called Boost Plus? Now they have a new ad campaign out of this!

"Boost Plus: For those long hard marathon sessions."

I wonder if his wife will sue the doctors who removed it?

The Post's headlines have been fantastic since Murdoch took the paper over. Too bad everything else about the tabloid has gone down hill.

that's Murdoch for you so happy he no longer one of us

I wouldn't have gone to a hospital, I would have gone to a whore house to see if I could get it down. :D

Yeah, but if you have to go both ways, and someone tells you the best joke in the world? Laughing and having to do both numbers while maintaing wood is pretty painful.

http://www.scinfo.org/priapism.htm

It may be funny, but can you imagine people's reactions, especially from Mother's with kids?

Man hospitalized by an erection during a marathon blames health drink.

I had to read that three times to make sure I'd fully understood, and when I got myself convinced I had, I felt like crawling back to the stem cell thread... XD

Oh well, at least I'll have something to laugh at, tonight. :D

He's better check on those vitamins aren't labelled "Viagra"

Hey, why's he annoyed? He can cross the finish line about 5 inches sooner then the rest of the people!

Hey, why's he annoyed? He can cross the finish line about 5 inches sooner then the rest of the people!

Fall over forwards could be quite unpleasant though.

Only in America does a man sue for having continual erection.

And did anyone else notice the drink was called Boost Plus? Now they have a new ad campaign out of this!

"Boost Plus: For those long hard marathon sessions."

In soviet russia an erection sues from having continual you.

http://www.scinfo.org/priapism.htm

It may be funny, but can you imagine people's reactions, especially from Mother's with kids?

Kid: "Mom, what's that?"
Mom: "Oh, he's just got a cucumber in his pants."

I wonder if he had bladder trouble too. This Boost Plus seems to be the blasphemous mixture of Beer and Viagra.

http://www.washingtonwrestlingreport.com/2005/Flyers/BeerAndViagra.JPG

Imagine, though, if we had a way of making sure that the urine wasn't flammable, then we could have a measure of last resort for the FDNY...

Damn you! You must be an editor of weird news or something! It's impossible to beat you.

He *ALWAYS* has been here ... only Minoriteeburg has tried to steal the crown with any modicum of competition.

Just a question about the Viagra commercials.

If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, who do you call first?

You Doctor or a friend? I say call a friend and brag about it.

Kid: "Mom, what's that?"
Mom: "Oh, he's just got a cucumber in his pants."

I was thinking the reactions would be more along the lines of "fucking paedophile!!"

... but he wasn't in a marathon. :confused:

... but he wasn't in a marathon. :confused:

I was thinking the same thing.

... but he wasn't in a marathon. :confused:

Don't be so rigid and unbending. ;)

I hear the stocks of the company rising by the minute...

Myself, I´m getting one of those.

I hear the stocks of the company rising by the minute...

Myself, I´m getting one of those.

Stocks or drinks?

Personally, I think we should stock up on bonds for this purpose.

Stocks or drinks?

Personally, I think we should stock up on bonds for this purpose.

Seconded!