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A Harlem man had to have his penis operated on due to a persistent erection caused by an energy drink. The gentleman consumed a Boost energy drink which resulted in an erection lasting over three days.http://www.nypost.com/seven/06062007/news/regionalnews/real_stiff_drink_regionalnews_dareh_gregorian_and_douglas_montero.htm

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Egyptian columnist Wael Abdel Fattah wrote in the independent weekly Al-Fagr newspaper that Arabs blame the defeat for "everything" — from "price hikes, dictatorship, religious extremism, sectarian strife, even sexual impotence."

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boost doesn't do that to me, all I do is pee about 5 minuets later :(

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Red Bull doesn't give you an erection lasting more than three hours. It gives you an erection lasting longer than three weeks!! :D

Red Bull doesn't give you an erection lasting more than three hours. It gives you an erection lasting longer than three weeks!! :D

It gives your erection wings...