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Microsoft loves us! Microsoft would never hurt us!

Zarakon
04-06-2007, 23:01
http://www.thedailybackground.com/2007/05/30/mccain-comes-out-against-net-neutrality-says-would-hire-microsoft-ceo-steve-ballmer/

In another move that was sure to infuriate many geeks, the 70 year old presidential hopeful also said that he would ask Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer to serve on his cabinet to deal with technology issues if elected. He did not however say what position Ballmer might be hired in, but did joke that he might consider him for a diplomatic position, such as ambassador to China.

Ballmer is not known in the tech industry for his diplomatic prowess: he once threw a chair across his office saying he would “fucking kill Google” after learning that a prized employee had defected to the search giant.

McCain: "I get stupider every day."
New Manvir
04-06-2007, 23:04
OMG!!!!!! see my thread about corporations as politicians is coming to fruition!!!!

RUN!!! HIDE!!!!! !!!!!!!

Ballmer is not known in the tech industry for his diplomatic prowess: he once threw a chair across his office saying he would “fucking kill Google” after learning that a prized employee had defected to the search giant.

LOLZ!!!
Ifreann
04-06-2007, 23:06
Microsoft is taking over the world! Run away!
Arinola
04-06-2007, 23:08
OMG!!!!!! see my thread about corporations as politicians is coming to fruition!!!!

RUN!!! HIDE!!!!! !!!!!!!



LOLZ!!!

You're sig is way too big. Quotes count as 4 or 5 lines. I'd edit before a Mod does.

Anyway - Ahhh! Big ebil corporations taking over teh world!
Gauthier
04-06-2007, 23:10
All the Democrats have to do is spread the news that McCain is a Bushevik himself and that should kill off his 2008 ambitions.
Zarakon
04-06-2007, 23:15
You're sig is way too big. Quotes count as 4 or 5 lines. I'd edit before a Mod does.

Isn't the limit more like seven? I thought that was right...
Arinola
05-06-2007, 00:00
Isn't the limit more like seven? I thought that was right...

The limit's 8, but 'cos quotes count as about 4 or 5, and he has two, his sig counts as quite big.

EDIT: Never mind, he's changed it anyway.
The Brevious
05-06-2007, 06:59
Microsoft is taking over the world! Run away!

Nah, they're just the best at maintaining things and keeping things in good running order!
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29130
Taredas
05-06-2007, 07:00
So, I look at the thread title and think "The Corps is your friend. Trust the Corps"...

Cookie for the reference.
UpwardThrust
05-06-2007, 07:04
Nah, they're just the best at maintaining things and keeping things in good running order!
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29130

Pfft right
The Brevious
05-06-2007, 07:04
So, I look at the thread title and think "The Corps is your friend. Trust the Corps"...

Cookie for the reference.

Ah cookies don't work for my girlish figure.
Perversion does.
"The Corpse is your friend. Thrust the Corpse."
The Brevious
05-06-2007, 07:05
Pfft right

Prove me wrong!
UpwardThrust
05-06-2007, 07:08
Prove me wrong!

http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/today/top.avg.html

If server uptime reporting is of any clue FreeBSD seems to have the best maintained and stable operating system along with several other variants

(Note some versions of Linux do not have the auto uptime feature required for reporting, Windows server and most of the others including solaris do)
The Brevious
05-06-2007, 07:15
http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/today/top.avg.html

If server uptime reporting is of any clue FreeBSD seems to have the best maintained and stable operating system along with several other variants

(Note some versions of Linux do not have the auto uptime feature required for reporting, Windows server and most of the others including solaris do)

Ouch. You did, indeed, prove me wrong.
:)
UpwardThrust
05-06-2007, 07:17
Ouch. You did, indeed, prove me wrong.
:)

I am a server admin :) I have to know what features in each operating system to look for ... stability FreeBSD or solaris (or several others)
Security same

Features Microsoft (Exchange and AD are just too easily integrated into Server03)

End workstation compatibility, again windows (Roaming profiles and other imaging features and such)

Ease of deployment and POC Linux, and arguably security as well but the other two have some more tools to help
The Brevious
05-06-2007, 07:28
I am a server admin :) I have to know what features in each operating system to look for ... stability FreeBSD or solaris (or several others)
Security same

Features Microsoft (Exchange and AD are just too easily integrated into Server03)

End workstation compatibility, again windows (Roaming profiles and other imaging features and such)

Ease of deployment and POC Linux, and arguably security as well but the other two have some more tools to helpYa know, you never gave me your impression of the link i provided. ;)
UpwardThrust
05-06-2007, 07:32
Ya know, you never gave me your impression of the link i provided. ;)

Oh that I love the onion :) I will definitely be showing that particular one at work tomorrow :)
The Brevious
05-06-2007, 07:41
Oh that I love the onion :) I will definitely be showing that particular one at work tomorrow :)

That one and the one where Clinton sent much needed vowels to the ex-Soviet satellites. :D
UpwardThrust
05-06-2007, 17:23
That one and the one where Clinton sent much needed vowels to the ex-Soviet satellites. :D

Wow i missed a lot of them lol
Cypresaria
05-06-2007, 17:47
So, I look at the thread title and think "The Corps is your friend. Trust the Corps"...

Cookie for the reference.

Psi-corp advert during an episode of Babylon 5: Season 2

Wheres my Cookie??????????!

El-presidente Boris