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'08 U.S. Presidential candidates: Who would win

Dexlysia
03-06-2007, 23:23
...in an all-out bare-knuckle brawl?
Hynation
03-06-2007, 23:25
Obama (I dunno looks like a fighter) or McCain(he was in Nam man) hands down...:)
Ifreann
03-06-2007, 23:27
Bush would come down to the ring with a chair and fuck them all up.
Dexlysia
03-06-2007, 23:27
My take:

McCain - could take a lot of punishment, but getting too old
Giuliani - talks a big game, but I doubt he could back it up
Romney, Edwards, Obama - youth on their side, but lack the experience of other brawlers
Paul - old man, no chance
Clinton - could probably take quite a beating and still come back swinging
Biden - no glaring strengths or weaknesses I can think of
Kucinich - hard to hit, but lacks reach


All things considered, I'd probably put my money on Hillary.
United Chicken Kleptos
03-06-2007, 23:27
In a brawl: I don't know.

In the race: Ralph Nader, I hope.
Lunatic Goofballs
04-06-2007, 00:02
Jesse Ventura would destroy them all while enjoying a refreshing soft drink. :)
Call to power
04-06-2007, 00:08
depends on what they look like wearing nothing but bright and tight underwear really...

...Hillary FTW!
Mirkana
04-06-2007, 00:09
McCain was in Vietnam.

However, all would lose before the Governator. Who was a pro body builder.
The Metal Horde
04-06-2007, 00:10
Walken.
Minaris
04-06-2007, 00:11
Colbert would slay them all. :)
Kryozerkia
04-06-2007, 00:21
Clinton would fight dirty... too dirty.
The Nazz
04-06-2007, 00:44
Jim Gilmore--because no one knows who he is and so he'd be the last one left standing, sucker punch the last person just as he/she thinks he/she has won.
Maineiacs
04-06-2007, 00:45
Hmm... Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?
Ifreann
04-06-2007, 00:48
McCain was in Vietnam.

However, all would lose before the Governator. Who was a pro body builder.

And a porn star.
[NS:]Schovania
04-06-2007, 00:52
If its Vale Tudo Rules (MMA rules), I would watch.
Neo Undelia
04-06-2007, 00:53
Not funny.
Zarakon
04-06-2007, 00:54
Hillary, because she would cheat and bring brass knuckles.
Milchama
04-06-2007, 01:19
Obama as he is a black man [insert bad black stereotype here]

This post is not meant to be offensive merely a poor taste in humor.
Wilgrove
04-06-2007, 03:16
I would have to say Hillary, you know she got some tricks and cheats up her sleeve.
Andaras Prime
04-06-2007, 07:29
Edwards has a great universal health care plan which would given coverage to all Americans by 2050, at least he is not trying to appease the rich oligarchs, in fact he's going to roll back their tax incentives for the good of the common people. Obama would be equally good, but for petes sake Americans, don't elect another Republican!
Risottia
04-06-2007, 08:55
Hillary. Because girls don't have to fight fair.

..."GROIN KICK!"
Lunatic Goofballs
04-06-2007, 12:04
Hillary. Because girls don't have to fight fair.

..."GROIN KICK!"

FYI, Some boys don't fight fair either. :D
Kyronea
04-06-2007, 13:21
FYI, Some boys don't fight fair either. :D

And I don't see why they should either. If it's a sport, okay, fight fairly--though I'd prefer people fight for sport in video games and not in real life--but if you're defending yourself fuck fighting fair. Fighting fair will usually get you killed.

See, we're talking about a fist fight here, but if I were one of the candidates, I'd bring in my bo staff and start pounding everyone with it.