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If you could choose how you die... how would you?

Don't worry, I am not starting my attempt at world domination... yet

In my sleep would be pretty good.

I expect to die from a heart attack, though; it runs in my family.

Fighting for something worth dying for. Not necessary fighting someone else with violence though. Struggle might be a better word.

Perhaps saving a child and end up dying in the kids beautiful mothers arms with an arrow in my heart hehe...


edit: and once again I get to quote my favourite song: "I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live"

A heart attack at age 75, while having sex with 3 younger guys and having the greatest orgasm of my life.

A heart attack at age 75, while having sex with 3 younger guys and having the greatest orgasm of my life.

Replace with three gorgeous ladies and I must agree it would be an awsome way to go :cool:

Replace with three gorgeous ladies and I must agree it would be an awsome way to go :cool:

Oh, I'd make room for the ladies, too :D

Oh, I'd make room for the ladies, too :D

If you're not careful you might wind up getting smothered before the greatest orgasm of your life ¬_¬

Oh, I'd make room for the ladies, too :D

I'll just keep a well-hung stand-in closeby, don't wanna ruin the party just because I gotta go, seen? ;)

A heart attack at age 75, while having sex with 3 younger guys and having the greatest orgasm of my life.

Replace with three gorgeous ladies and I must agree it would be an awsome way to go :cool:

i recall a lynx advertisement when a old guy dies with a big smilie after having sex

I was going to post a clip from The Meaning of Life in which the guy chose his method of execution, but I can't find it, so if anyone else does I'm claiming it regardless of their superior video finding skills and claiming it as mine.

Ragnarok.

i recall a lynx advertisement when a old guy dies with a big smilie after having sex

Hey, I've seen that, I think... Its in many a movie aswell...

There's only one way to go...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LYk32VD6I_4&mode=related&search=

I have the meaning of life but I am to lazy to upload it, hehehehehe

but why would he choose being chased by them? sex would be a much better way to die, would it not?

"Can I have your liver?" :D

Myrth/Pancakes.

Hey, I've seen that, I think... Its in many a movie aswell...

may be but i now recalling Futurama

I choose death by chocolate or possibly food poisoning:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/13/chocolate_narrowweb__300x435,0.jpg

or maybe I'll just have some cake ;)

good thing nobody choose suicide, but I guess it is because everyone who wants to probably already has, most people who want to commit suicide are creepy...:eek:

good thing nobody choose suicide, but I guess it is because everyone who wants to probably already has, most people who want to commit suicide are creepy...:eek:

or you know depressed

I'd want something that gets into the Darwin Awards

Would fusing with your evil twin after a climactic battle be considered suicide?

I want to be struck by lightning.
I want to be struck by the biggest baddest bolt of lightning ever, blowing my body apart into little fried giblets and vapour, leaving the stink of burning meat and ozone. And not much else.

If it's OK with you, Zeus, aim for the very top of my head.

good thing nobody choose suicide, but I guess it is because everyone who wants to probably already has, most people who want to commit suicide are creepy...:eek:

You should talk to one.

I like to talk. It's your thread. Talk to me. :)

Myrth/Pancakes.

For the benefit of the OP, who is clearly new to making polls, this means:

"You did not include a sufficiently silly and irrelevant option to placate those who think your poll sucks."

good thing nobody choose suicide, but I guess it is because everyone who wants to probably already has, most people who want to commit suicide are creepy...:eek:
Okay, I choose suicide.

*shoots self*

Suicide gets one point.

I don't understand why people deciding that they just don't want to play any more is so really, really bad.

I voted the banana peel, because it was the closest thing to "pancake."

Plus I'd get my name in the paper, and waste the time of a lot of do-gooders who would try unsucessfully to ban bananas.

In sleep, at age 120, because of exhaustion after a lucullian dinner and too much hot sex.

firing squad, after unsuccessfully leading a people's guerrilla revolution In a country run by a tyrannical dictator...Then I can have my own awesome poster and t-shirts...like this...

http://images.art.com/images/-/Che-Guevara--C11753206.jpeg

:D

Pfft, Che Guevara was as big a corporate whore as any other political figure. Why else would he have an X-Box logo on his hat?

firing squad, after unsuccessfully leading a people's guerrilla revolution In a country run by a tyrannical dictator...Then I can have my own awesome poster and t-shirts...like this...

*snip the Che photo*

:D

*cough*
Copyright Alberto Corda
*cough*

And because that makes as little sense as "Myrth," I'll link to Wikipedia's reproduction of the "most likely copyrighted" photo, taken by Cuban photographer Alberto Corda:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/Famousphotoche.jpg

He is fucking not gazing into the distance. He's having a fucking bad day.
If you're going to give us a picture, make it worth a thousand words, huh?

*wry grin, very pleased with self*

If not old age, I'd go out in a blaze of sour grapes and take as many people with me as I could... :D

Die fighting/in a fire saving orphans :p

*sound of popping grapes*

Intentional drug overdose at 90. I can't wait until I turn 80 so I can start my hardcore drug addiction.

I would die fighting <crime perhaps>. Or in a fire saving orphans :p

I tried to fix your post. I think it makes a little more sense now.

Have one of these names: Typing Duck, Agender Gap, Gwan Gi Dada Vit. You will prosper better than with Bgo.

This I say because your chosen "first smilie" is the tongue-in-cheek, : P, :p
If it had been the sniper, this post wouldn't be here.

Take one, brother. May it serve you well.

I want to be beaten to death by Jessica Simpson's husband just after *ahem* finishing in bed with her.

First, there's what got me killed, plus there is the obvious deliciousness of being beaten to death by someone who will almost guaranteed by a member of a boy band.

I tried to fix your post. I think it makes a little more sense now.

Have one of these names: Typing Duck, Agender Gap, Gwan Gi Dada Vit. You will prosper better than with Bgo.

This I say because your chosen "first smilie" is the tongue-in-cheek, : P, :p
If it had been the sniper, this post wouldn't be here.

Take one, brother. May it serve you well.

You don't think he meant that he would die fighting a fire, a fire that necessitated the saving of orphans.

Die fighting in a fire, saving orphans.

Strike the forward slash, add a comma :)

Agreed on Bgo.

I want to be beaten to death by Jessica Simpson's husband just after *ahem* finishing in bed with her.

First, there's what got me killed, plus there is the obvious deliciousness of being beaten to death by someone who will almost guaranteed be a member of a boy band.

You want to be killed for having sex ... well, with anyone? :eek:

That sounds like a really really bad reason to have sex, lady.

*reads again*

Oh, right. Yeah, I guess. Fame, plus you're all satisfied when you die.
And we're talking John Mayer? You might need to help him a bit to get the result.

"Hey, dickweed, just try to hold your fist still will ya? Stop pulling away when I hit my head on it..."

You don't think he meant that he would die fighting a fire, a fire that necessitated the saving of orphans.

Die fighting in a fire, saving orphans.

Strike the forward slash, add a comma :)


I thought the "die fighting" thing was incompatible with the smilie, and I honoured the slash as seperating (a voted option)/(a joke with smilie)

"Die fighting" was a terrible option in the poll. The best I could read into it was "die fighting for life" ... ie fight against own death, but lose.

Could have been two options perhaps: "Die fighting for something (eg justice)" and "Resist death to the end."

I'm not criticizing. Most fun I've had in days!

i'd always reckoned i'll die in some sort of spectacular accident. hopefully not one involving falling though and i'd rather not take anyone else with me. some sort of explosion perhaps.

I thought the "die fighting" thing was incompatible with the smilie, and I honoured the slash as seperating (a voted option)/(a joke with smilie)

"Die fighting" was a terrible option in the poll. The best I could read into it was "die fighting for life" ... ie fight against own death, but lose.

Could have been two options perhaps: "Die fighting for something (eg justice)" and "Resist death to the end."

I'm not criticizing. Most fun I've had in days!

On reflection I agree with your initial translation actually.

I should put my own 2c in.

I would like to accidentally fall off a very tall building, just for the, short-lived admittedly, experience.

I shall hire two planes. Both shall be retrofitted with cannons. I one cannon: me. In the other: a large bag of gold coins.

On the day of the Superbowl, the planes shall fly towards each other and fire the cannons in such a way that the bag of coins and I collide in mid air above the field. The coins and whatever remains of my body will then fall to the earth, raining down over the Superbowl crowd. If I can get it done during the half-time show even better.

i'd always reckoned i'll die in some sort of spectacular accident. hopefully not one involving falling though and i'd rather not take anyone else with me. some sort of explosion perhaps.

You should build your own launch vehicle.
A very very big one, made from sustainable materials.
Beat NASA to Mars.

:)

I'd like to die of Pulminary Thrombosis, because most people don't know what it is. I'd really rather not die of something the media finds both funny and easy to pun. For example, going six hours without pissing, and the urine gets backed up until it poisens my brain. Imagine this headline:
PEE BRAINED MAN DIES!
I'd rather not have that for a legacy.:rolleyes:

*...*
I would like to accidentally fall off a very tall building, just for the, short-lived admittedly, experience.

Telecommunications tower maintenance worker. *nod*

You boss will be an ex-maintenance-worker who has developed the fear of heights.
You can tell them to go fuck themselves. Again and again and again.

Then you get your death.

EDIT: And now Sho-Re makes a funny. Any other new members want to contribute their 2p ?

Riddled with bullets, while holding a primed grenade with a knife in my back, grapling a high voltage electrode, snorting anthrax while being doused in petrol and smoking a big fat cuban cigar.

Now that's the way to go.

That, or
Riddled with bullets in a war I believe is worth dying for.

The most attractive women. Then the large women! Then the petite women! Then the large women again!

Riddled with bullets, while holding a primed grenade with a knife in my back, grapling a high voltage electrode, snorting anthrax while being doused in petrol and smoking a big fat cuban cigar.



I would honestly start with the big fat cuban cigar. After about ten minutes, life will seem a lot more tolerable.

(Hint to non-smokers. A big fat cuban cigar makes so much damn smoke, you don't need to inhale. Swill it round in your mouth and blow it out. The nicotine is absorbed through the mucous membranes of your mouth)

The most attractive women. Then the large women! Then the petite women! Then the large women again!

Death by fap?
Ambitious!
Tested.
Fail.

Death by fap?
Ambitious!
Tested.
Fail.

Hmph, you couldn't've tested it that thoroughly; the "edited by" marker didn't even turn up!

Hmph, you couldn't've tested it that thoroughly; the "edited by" marker didn't even turn up!

Fair cop. Next!

EDIT: I get it now. Yep, the gratification I obtain from my own posts IS roughly meaured by the time between post and edit. Slightly exaggerated, because I like to clean up before using the keyboard again. Next!

Death by fap?
Ambitious!
Tested.
Fail.

Someone surely doesn't watch Futurama.

Someone surely doesn't watch Futurama.

Oh mercy me, what an ignorant fuck I am.

There are four hundred lurkers. Just look at the "Views" on page 1 of NSG.
Would someone please talk about death so I can make more jokes?

I don't want to die fighting. It means I lost the fight.

It puzzles me... why would anybody want to die fighting? Wouldn't it be so much nicer to die fucking?

It puzzles me... why would anybody want to die fighting? Wouldn't it be so much nicer to die fucking?

I blame propaganda. If fighting for it kills you, it must be worthwhile!

But why die fucking? Wouldn't it be better to fuck, have (a) great orgasm(s), lie in blissful contentedness, and slowly drift to sleep, cuddling your lover(s)... Just never to wake up again?

Probably be a bit of a shock to your lover, but less so than coitus-extinctus, I think.

I blame propaganda. If fighting for it kills you, it must be worthwhile!

But why die fucking? Wouldn't it be better to fuck, have (a) great orgasm(s), lie in blissful contentedness, and slowly drift to sleep, cuddling your lover(s)... Just never to wake up again?

Probably be a bit of a shock to your lover, but less so than coitus-extinctus, I think.

*lol Well, either of those options beats dying in any kind of fight, I imagine :D

I've just had a look around the other (hotter) threads, and I'm seeing friday night.

So just about now, I'll say "I like Fidel Castro, and his beard"

These quote marks mean I am quoting someone.

Have fun, everyone. It was a great question and a crap poll, but we all have to start somewhere huh?

Someone surely doesn't watch Futurama.

Here we go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xblrd-L9f3A

:D

*lol Well, either of those options beats dying in any kind of fight, I imagine :D

No. I say "oh, oh, oh, there it is... almost there... I'm cu... eghgrggle.."

Coitus-extinctus for the win.

Here we go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xblrd-L9f3A

:D

I always did like it rough...enough to kill me...:)

Here we go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xblrd-L9f3A

:D

It's sad when a Lunatic Goofballs arrives late. A joke is a terrible thing to waste.

That link's been done before and by better than the likes of you.

It's sad when a Lunatic Goofballs arrives late. A joke is a terrible thing to waste.

That link's been done before and by better than the likes of you.

If there's better than the likes of me around, I want it caught, strapped down and pied mercilessly for 20 minutes! :mad:

If there's better than the likes of me around, I want it caught, strapped down and pied mercilessly for 20 minutes! :mad:

Where are we going to get 600 Billion pies?


Disclaimer: Assumes approximately one pie per 12 seconds per person. Post does not create a committment on the part of the poster.

Blowing up a building full of people I despise.

Death by pie. :)

Already fixed. I'm that good. I anticipated your question.

Already fixed. I'm that good. I anticipated your question.

Someone steal his calculator

Where are we going to get 600 Billion pies?


Disclaimer: Assumes approximately one pie per 12 seconds per person. Post does not create a committment on the part of the poster.

I doubt one could get that many people into position. Let's pick 100 people via lottery and provide them with an assortment of pies. Say... 50 pies each. That's 5,000 pies. Then we position one giant pie on a catapult to finish the job at the 19 minute mark. Just in case. :)

Death by pie. :)

Do that math, LG. That means about 6 Billion people are better than you. *nods*

Happy. It would be bloody fitting that I spend my entire life after the age of 11 depressed, frustrated and generally miffed, and then death shortens a period of happiness.

I doubt one could get that many people into position. Let's pick 100 people via lottery and provide them with an assortment of pies. Say... 50 pies each. That's 5,000 pies. Then we position one giant pie on a catapult to finish the job at the 19 minute mark. Just in case. :)

I could. I have nice legs.

I hope to die like this: I already know that my days are numbered and had time to accomodate myself with that thought, maybe I am in hospital. The pain dampener do not remove the pain completely but make it bearable. Maybe my husband is there with me, he holds my hand. My favorite song is played on low volume and I pass away.

I would like to die heroically, gloriously, pointlessly and for the cause!

For examples, see: the Legion at Camerone, the Charlemagne Div. in Berlin, the Imperial Guard at Waterloo, the Sidney Street Anarchists... :D

My worst fear is dying in my sleep.

I want to experience it. It'll be the last thing I experience after all.

The most attractive women. Then the large women! Then the petite women! Then the large women again!

Femputer orders... death by snu-snu!

Femputer orders... death by snu-snu!

AWESOME!!! More Futurama.

Femputer orders... death by snu-snu!

Please, no more! The mind is willing but the flesh is tender and spongy!

Here we go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xblrd-L9f3A

:D

Damn it, Goof! I already posted that! Thanks for stealing my thunder.



There's only one way to go...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LYk32VD6I_4&mode=related&search=

Vaporized by a nuclear explosion.:cool:

If you could choose how you die... how would you?

Don't worry, I am not starting my attempt at world domination... yet

old age.

Probably go out in a way that'd get me national and international coverage and I'd go out with a bang!

Sleeping would be preferable.

Probably go out in a way that'd get me national and international coverage and I'd go out with a bang!

RAGNAROK. Biggest battle in the history of existence.

RAGNAROK. Biggest battle in the history of existence.

When is that, by the way?

I want to die fighting orphans in a burning building.
And, no, I didn't mean to say "saving orphans", I'll be fighting them off with every ounce of spirit I have left. But it won't be enough, no matter how many I kill, they'll keep coming as they form a circle tighter and tighter around me.
And then, then comes the singing.

Nuclear holocaust.

Or alternatively in an asteroid strike.

When is that, by the way?

It might've already happened.

From memory, they have the big battle, Loki and his kids are killed, most of the Aesir are killed, and then it all starts over from a couple of people who hide in a tree or something. So maybe what we've got now happened after that? Apart from the men/gods living in harmony thing.

Note: This poster has read the myths but isn't an expert, has next to no memory, and is up past his bedtime. Take with pinch of salt. Read Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k). Whatever.

Damn it, Goof! I already posted that! Thanks for stealing my thunder.

Sorry. :(

In some comedic way that gets reported on the news but is so funny the newsreader has to laugh.

I want to die while being President, at the height of my life, career, popularity etc. Well enough into my term that i have acheived something as President while also leaving enough time in my term so people can talk about my assassination in the years and decades to come and mention ideas such as unfilled promise etc...

Spikes.

Actually I'd rather die in my sleep or something.

.

Spikes.

Actually I'd rather die in my sleep or something.

I voted the last option, but only because of the banana-peel. I tried not to think about the spikes.

"If I could just die in your arms tonight!"

Er, when you have a heart attack, believe me, you're quite aware of it, as well as what's going on...

In a nuclear explosion.

Whenever I get bored with creating the universe, I like to send my son, who is also me, down to earth to have him crucified again.

I dont wanna jinx it.

I'd want to die trying to cross Colbert's fire moat filled with flame proof crocodiles.

I want to get shot fatally in the middle of a Neo-Nazi base, then throw myself onto the Big Red Button that detonates the on-site nuclear warhead.

Failing that, throwing myself onto a grenade to save my buddies would work.

I don't understand why people deciding that they just don't want to play any more is so really, really bad.

Agreed. Neesika made a fiery response to the question I read once that I thought was excellent.

If you could choose how you die... how would you?

Don't worry, I am not starting my attempt at world domination... yet



i would love to do mach 2 into the white cliffs of dover.in a fighter jet of coarse.