Going to the Dogs
Anti-Social Darwinism
01-06-2007, 09:50
Reprehensible? Hypocritical? God, what an ass.
http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/man-eats-dog-to-protest-royal-family/20070531120109990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001
The Alma Mater
01-06-2007, 09:54
What is wrong with this ? We eat animals all the time, and dogs are a part of normal cuisine in several countries.
His protest was against the abuse and maltreatment of animals - not against their consumption after a nice life.
Barringtonia
01-06-2007, 09:58
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=528598
Oh if I were a Mod
I'd have power like a God
And I could merge this thread
Knock this subject on its head
Yet, alas, I'm not
Though I've requested quite a lot
EDIT: Clearly, I am not a poet
Anti-Social Darwinism
01-06-2007, 10:12
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=528598
Oh if I were a Mod
I'd have power like a God
And I could merge this thread
Knock this subject on its head
Yet, alas, I'm not
Though I've requested quite a lot
EDIT: Clearly, I am not a poet
My very dear, if you were a Mod
Though topic smelled like week-old cod.
If people did still post it
You would still host it.
Before posting this thread
I took into my head
To look many pages back
To try to avoid this flack.
But find nothing many pages in
So my post, while not original, is not sin.
I'm not a poet either.
Barringtonia
01-06-2007, 10:15
*snip*
I think I'm going to eat a novelist to protest your poem - you beat it to death :)
Ginnoria
01-06-2007, 10:19
What's the matter? It's a man eat dog world out there.
You better be out of town by pundown, fool.
Anti-Social Darwinism
01-06-2007, 10:19
I think I'm going to eat a novelist to protest your poem - you beat it to death :)
Actually, it's not poetry, it's doggerel.
Oh dear, I think I hijacked my own thread.
Ginnoria
01-06-2007, 10:21
Actually, it's not poetry, it's doggerel.
Oh dear, I think I hijacked my own thread.
Yes, in your dogged pursuit of puns.
Barringtonia
01-06-2007, 10:23
Yes, in your dogged pursuit of puns.
Oh no, the puns have been unleashed once more
Anti-Social Darwinism
01-06-2007, 10:24
Yes, in your dogged pursuit of puns.
I will hound them to the end.
Flatus Minor
01-06-2007, 10:50
I will hound them to the end.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/298994067_5bdd356e05_o.jpg
UN Protectorates
01-06-2007, 11:18
Big woop. The Swiss eat dogs and cats.
A pun be an evil thing of word
making sentances more so absured
The evil spread fast from each post
'til formost punner of thread be host
Poems also are very awful form
come one swiftly come a swarm
Naught but one can end this now
One of the few who doth know how
They are the smiters, mods are they
Save us from hell and show us the way
Back to discussion and away from pun
although it shall be dull and not fun
Pointless poem to add to the attack of evil puns and poems :D