NationStates Jolt Archive


Guess who's back..Back again..

Ifreann
01-06-2007, 00:05
Nessie never left us. Nessie will always be with us, in our hearts.


Lol, my thread now!
Zilam
01-06-2007, 00:05
Well besides me, Nessie is back! (http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/05/31/britain.lochness.ap/index.html)

This sorta thing always makes me happy.
Hynation
01-06-2007, 00:08
Well besides me, Nessie is back! (http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/05/31/britain.lochness.ap/index.html)

This sorta thing always makes me happy.

Nessie owes me tree fity
Zilam
01-06-2007, 00:10
Nessie never left us. Nessie will always be with us, in our hearts.


Lol, my thread now!

Hey biatch, this is mine and nessie's thread. :(
Ifreann
01-06-2007, 00:11
Hey biatch, this is mine and nessie's thread. :(

Give it time, jolt will come around to my way of thinking.
Widfarend
01-06-2007, 00:22
I must admit, that is one great picture of a black line thing with a blue background.

Woohooo! :)
Hynation
01-06-2007, 00:24
I must admit, that is one great picture of a black line thing with a blue background.

Woohooo! :)

Have faith Nessie is shy...
UN Protectorates
01-06-2007, 00:33
Hooray for Nessie! She's the last thing that keeps my small nation on the map, apparently.
Widfarend
01-06-2007, 00:35
Hooray for Nessie! She's the last thing that keeps my small nation on the map, apparently.

Didn't read the article, did ye?

"Like tartan, bagpipes, and shortbread"

Those are the other three things.
Call to power
01-06-2007, 00:36
I also have some evidence of Nessie:

http://www.tqnyc.org/NYC051343/Danny%20C/nessie.gif

we should hunt it to extinction before learning of its magical secrets!
Hynation
01-06-2007, 00:38
I also have some evidence of Nessie:

http://www.tqnyc.org/NYC051343/Danny%20C/nessie.gif

we should hunt it to extinction before learning of its magical secrets!

Have you no respect for the noble Nessie?
Zarakon
01-06-2007, 00:40
Fortunately, I have the perfect music for this situation!

*Puts on Mastodon*

Anyway, are they sure they didn't get it mixed up with an 8th grade sex ed tape? Because that "monster" sure looks like sperm.
Call to power
01-06-2007, 00:41
Have you no respect for the noble Nessie?

pfft whats it going to do? reveal incriminating photo's of government ministers dogging/hiding WMD?
Hynation
01-06-2007, 00:41
pfft whats it going to do? reveal incriminating photo's of government ministers dogging/hiding WMD?

...YES!...Nessie might also hunt you down, and eat you as you sleep...
UN Protectorates
01-06-2007, 00:45
Didn't read the article, did ye?

"Like tartan, bagpipes, and shortbread"

Those are the other three things.

Well apparently the Scottishness of those things are being questioned daily because a lot of our national icons were either invented by China first, apparently. Namely golf, bagpipes and tartan, amongst others.

So apart from Nessie, we have a delicious biscuit.
Hynation
01-06-2007, 00:47
Hooray for Nessie! She's the last thing that keeps my small nation on the map, apparently.

As if the heavy drinking and the accents alone weren't enough...lest we forget...Sean Connery...
UN Protectorates
01-06-2007, 00:51
As if the heavy drinking and the accents alone weren't enough...lest we forget...Sean Connery...

Ah Sean Connery. Brilliant Scotsmen. Very misguided in his political career, in my opinion. In one newspaper article he said he wanted to be an "Ambassador for Scotland".

Shurely not Sean.
Hynation
01-06-2007, 00:53
Ah Sean Connery. Brilliant Scotsmen. Very misguided in his political career, in my opinion. In one newspaper article he said he wanted to be an "Ambassador for Scotland".

Shurely not Sean.

Craig Ferguson perhaps?...wait is Craig Ferguson Nessie?
Fleckenstein
01-06-2007, 00:57
As if the heavy drinking and the accents alone weren't enough...lest we forget...Sean Connery...

"What's the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, I don't know the rest but your mother's a whore."
UN Protectorates
01-06-2007, 00:58
Craig Ferguson perhaps?...wait is Craig Ferguson Nessie?

Craig Ferguson?

*Reads wikipedia article*

Oh him! Well for one thing, I don't think he's too well known around these parts. I should know. There's only about 1000 people living in Scotland y'know.

*Is frustrated at foreigners constantly asking, "You're Scottish!? Do you know *insert distant Scots relative/friend here"*
Hynation
01-06-2007, 01:01
"What's the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, I don't know the rest but your mother's a whore."

"I'm going home and putting a gun in my mouth, goodnight"
Darknovae
01-06-2007, 01:06
Nessie owes me tree fity

Nessie owes me tree fity too! :mad:
Beekermanc
01-06-2007, 02:09
this thread is fuckin bizarre...for once im completely lost :confused:
Raistlins Apprentice
01-06-2007, 02:16
You know.... why doesn't someone try installing some radar at the loch so that we can track Nessie's movements and scientifically determine, once and for all, whether or not Nessie exists? From there, it would be possible to capture Nessie, at least for a little while, to determine what Nessie is as well. If Nessie exists.

Not that bad of footage.
Nobel Hobos
01-06-2007, 02:22
You know.... why doesn't someone try installing some radar at the loch so that we can track Nessie's movements and scientifically determine, once and for all, whether or not Nessie exists? From there, it would be possible to capture Nessie, at least for a little while, to determine what Nessie is as well. If Nessie exists.

What a terrible suggestion! I suppose you believe in rounding up mermaids and making Santa pay his sleigh registration too!

Fiend! ;)
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
01-06-2007, 02:27
this thread is fuckin bizarre...for once im completely lost :confused:
This is what the tree fitty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plShzNaq9wk&mode=related&search=) posts are referring to, I think.
A couple others are referencing the Celebrity Jeopardy sketches on Saturday Night Live (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiqLSVDzIME&mode=related&search=).

Anyway, now that I've explained the fun out of everything I return you to your regularly scheduled jackassery.
Sumamba Buwhan
01-06-2007, 03:17
easy to fake
Raistlins Apprentice
01-06-2007, 03:23
easy to fake

Hence why I said "Not that bad" instead of "good." ;)
And why I went for the radar and then round up idea.
Dobbsworld
01-06-2007, 03:25
Didn't read the article, did ye?

"Like tartan, bagpipes, and shortbread"

Those are the other three things.

Don't forget Golf, Haggis, Scotch Whiskey, and the Presbyterian Church. Oh, and Curling.
Sumamba Buwhan
01-06-2007, 03:26
Hence why I said "Not that bad" instead of "good." ;)
And why I went for the radar and then round up idea.

I'd be more impressed if it changed direction at least.
Troglobites
01-06-2007, 03:30
You know.... why doesn't someone try installing some radar at the loch so that we can track Nessie's movements and scientifically determine, once and for all, whether or not Nessie exists? From there, it would be possible to capture Nessie, at least for a little while, to determine what Nessie is as well. If Nessie exists.

Not that bad of footage.

Did you not know? Chinese scientists blew up the loch ness in hopes of finding it, But the local wizard cast a protective spell on it.
Widfarend
01-06-2007, 03:54
You know.... why doesn't someone try installing some radar at the loch so that we can track Nessie's movements and scientifically determine, once and for all, whether or not Nessie exists? From there, it would be possible to capture Nessie, at least for a little while, to determine what Nessie is as well. If Nessie exists.



I think there is some problem with the mud and murky water.

Seals interfere too.. but I always thought radar should work. Granted, I am not quite sure how it does work.
Non Aligned States
01-06-2007, 04:06
Unless Nessie is actually a leftover mechanical creature from a 5,000 year old civilization, radar won't work. :p

Sonar on the other hand. Maybe.
Widfarend
01-06-2007, 04:30
Unless Nessie is actually a leftover mechanical creature from a 5,000 year old civilization, radar won't work. :p

Sonar on the other hand. Maybe.

*punches forehead*
Ah...yea.

We have the technology.

I think.
The Brevious
01-06-2007, 04:34
Fortunately, I have the perfect music for this situation!

*Puts on Mastodon**bows*
Rock on.

Anyway, are they sure they didn't get it mixed up with an 8th grade sex ed tape? Because that "monster" sure looks like sperm.Yeah, but more importantly, does it sure smell or feel like sperm?
Raistlins Apprentice
01-06-2007, 04:35
Unless Nessie is actually a leftover mechanical creature from a 5,000 year old civilization, radar won't work. :p

Sonar on the other hand. Maybe.

Whoops. *makes note to read up on radar*
Well, one of those things should be able to find it. Really.
The Brevious
01-06-2007, 04:35
*punches forehead*
Ah...yea.

We have the technology.

I think.

Speaking of which, i've noted the first new commercial for the new "Bionic Woman" project on the boobtube a few days back.
Uncaring peoples
01-06-2007, 05:01
You all are thinking too complex. Just drain the lake, it can't be that hard can it?
The Brevious
01-06-2007, 05:08
You all are thinking too complex. Just drain the lake, it can't be that hard can it?

Lake, no.
Loch, yes.
Nobel Hobos
01-06-2007, 05:51
You all are thinking too complex. Just drain the lake, it can't be that hard can it?

The loch is rather big. And once you've waded through all the dead fish and determined that Nessie is not actually among them ... what? A cleanup crew of 10,000 cats?
Raistlins Apprentice
01-06-2007, 05:52
The loch is rather big. And once you've waded through all the dead fish and determined that Nessie is not actually among them ... what? A cleanup crew of 10,000 cats?

Not a bad crew! :D
Uncaring peoples
01-06-2007, 05:53
The loch is rather big. And once you've waded through all the dead fish and determined that Nessie is not actually among them ... what? A cleanup crew of 10,000 cats?

Cook them and sell them for more than they're worth. Or just give them to the poor and/or hungry. And I was being sarcastic, if you couldn't tell. And if you were too, then I couldn't tell.
Nobel Hobos
01-06-2007, 06:31
Cook them and sell them for more than they're worth. Or just give them to the poor and/or hungry. And I was being sarcastic, if you couldn't tell. And if you were too, then I couldn't tell.

So what am I supposed to do with these 10,000 cats now?? A contract's a contract buddy, and I hope you have a lot of milk.


;)
Wilgrove
01-06-2007, 06:32
Nessie is real, and I got undeniable proof!

http://www.danheller.com/images/Europe/Scotland/Misc/nessie-big.jpg

;) Had to be done. :D
The Brevious
01-06-2007, 06:52
Cook them and sell them for more than they're worth. Or just give them to the poor and/or hungry. And I was being sarcastic, if you couldn't tell. And if you were too, then I couldn't tell.

:eek:

Looks like a new chapter in the NSG: Hookups thread!