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Nessie never left us. Nessie will always be with us, in our hearts.


Lol, my thread now!

Well besides me, Nessie is back! (http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/05/31/britain.lochness.ap/index.html)

This sorta thing always makes me happy.

Well besides me, Nessie is back! (http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/05/31/britain.lochness.ap/index.html)

This sorta thing always makes me happy.

Nessie owes me tree fity

Nessie never left us. Nessie will always be with us, in our hearts.


Lol, my thread now!

Hey biatch, this is mine and nessie's thread. :(

Hey biatch, this is mine and nessie's thread. :(

Give it time, jolt will come around to my way of thinking.

I must admit, that is one great picture of a black line thing with a blue background.

Woohooo! :)

I must admit, that is one great picture of a black line thing with a blue background.

Woohooo! :)

Have faith Nessie is shy...

Hooray for Nessie! She's the last thing that keeps my small nation on the map, apparently.

Hooray for Nessie! She's the last thing that keeps my small nation on the map, apparently.

Didn't read the article, did ye?

"Like tartan, bagpipes, and shortbread"

Those are the other three things.

I also have some evidence of Nessie:

http://www.tqnyc.org/NYC051343/Danny%20C/nessie.gif

we should hunt it to extinction before learning of its magical secrets!

I also have some evidence of Nessie:

http://www.tqnyc.org/NYC051343/Danny%20C/nessie.gif

we should hunt it to extinction before learning of its magical secrets!

Have you no respect for the noble Nessie?

Fortunately, I have the perfect music for this situation!

*Puts on Mastodon*

Anyway, are they sure they didn't get it mixed up with an 8th grade sex ed tape? Because that "monster" sure looks like sperm.

Have you no respect for the noble Nessie?

pfft whats it going to do? reveal incriminating photo's of government ministers dogging/hiding WMD?

pfft whats it going to do? reveal incriminating photo's of government ministers dogging/hiding WMD?

...YES!...Nessie might also hunt you down, and eat you as you sleep...

Didn't read the article, did ye?

"Like tartan, bagpipes, and shortbread"

Those are the other three things.

Well apparently the Scottishness of those things are being questioned daily because a lot of our national icons were either invented by China first, apparently. Namely golf, bagpipes and tartan, amongst others.

So apart from Nessie, we have a delicious biscuit.

Hooray for Nessie! She's the last thing that keeps my small nation on the map, apparently.

As if the heavy drinking and the accents alone weren't enough...lest we forget...Sean Connery...

As if the heavy drinking and the accents alone weren't enough...lest we forget...Sean Connery...

Ah Sean Connery. Brilliant Scotsmen. Very misguided in his political career, in my opinion. In one newspaper article he said he wanted to be an "Ambassador for Scotland".

Shurely not Sean.

Ah Sean Connery. Brilliant Scotsmen. Very misguided in his political career, in my opinion. In one newspaper article he said he wanted to be an "Ambassador for Scotland".

Shurely not Sean.

Craig Ferguson perhaps?...wait is Craig Ferguson Nessie?

As if the heavy drinking and the accents alone weren't enough...lest we forget...Sean Connery...

"What's the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, I don't know the rest but your mother's a whore."

Craig Ferguson perhaps?...wait is Craig Ferguson Nessie?

Craig Ferguson?

*Reads wikipedia article*

Oh him! Well for one thing, I don't think he's too well known around these parts. I should know. There's only about 1000 people living in Scotland y'know.

*Is frustrated at foreigners constantly asking, "You're Scottish!? Do you know *insert distant Scots relative/friend here"*

"What's the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, I don't know the rest but your mother's a whore."

"I'm going home and putting a gun in my mouth, goodnight"

Nessie owes me tree fity

Nessie owes me tree fity too! :mad:

this thread is fuckin bizarre...for once im completely lost :confused:

You know.... why doesn't someone try installing some radar at the loch so that we can track Nessie's movements and scientifically determine, once and for all, whether or not Nessie exists? From there, it would be possible to capture Nessie, at least for a little while, to determine what Nessie is as well. If Nessie exists.

Not that bad of footage.

You know.... why doesn't someone try installing some radar at the loch so that we can track Nessie's movements and scientifically determine, once and for all, whether or not Nessie exists? From there, it would be possible to capture Nessie, at least for a little while, to determine what Nessie is as well. If Nessie exists.

What a terrible suggestion! I suppose you believe in rounding up mermaids and making Santa pay his sleigh registration too!

Fiend! ;)

this thread is fuckin bizarre...for once im completely lost :confused:
This is what the tree fitty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plShzNaq9wk&mode=related&search=) posts are referring to, I think.
A couple others are referencing the Celebrity Jeopardy sketches on Saturday Night Live (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiqLSVDzIME&mode=related&search=).

Anyway, now that I've explained the fun out of everything I return you to your regularly scheduled jackassery.

easy to fake

easy to fake

Hence why I said "Not that bad" instead of "good." ;)
And why I went for the radar and then round up idea.

Didn't read the article, did ye?

"Like tartan, bagpipes, and shortbread"

Those are the other three things.

Don't forget Golf, Haggis, Scotch Whiskey, and the Presbyterian Church. Oh, and Curling.

Hence why I said "Not that bad" instead of "good." ;)
And why I went for the radar and then round up idea.

I'd be more impressed if it changed direction at least.

You know.... why doesn't someone try installing some radar at the loch so that we can track Nessie's movements and scientifically determine, once and for all, whether or not Nessie exists? From there, it would be possible to capture Nessie, at least for a little while, to determine what Nessie is as well. If Nessie exists.

Not that bad of footage.

Did you not know? Chinese scientists blew up the loch ness in hopes of finding it, But the local wizard cast a protective spell on it.

You know.... why doesn't someone try installing some radar at the loch so that we can track Nessie's movements and scientifically determine, once and for all, whether or not Nessie exists? From there, it would be possible to capture Nessie, at least for a little while, to determine what Nessie is as well. If Nessie exists.



I think there is some problem with the mud and murky water.

Seals interfere too.. but I always thought radar should work. Granted, I am not quite sure how it does work.

Unless Nessie is actually a leftover mechanical creature from a 5,000 year old civilization, radar won't work. :p

Sonar on the other hand. Maybe.

Unless Nessie is actually a leftover mechanical creature from a 5,000 year old civilization, radar won't work. :p

Sonar on the other hand. Maybe.

*punches forehead*
Ah...yea.

We have the technology.

I think.

Fortunately, I have the perfect music for this situation!

*Puts on Mastodon**bows*
Rock on.

Anyway, are they sure they didn't get it mixed up with an 8th grade sex ed tape? Because that "monster" sure looks like sperm.Yeah, but more importantly, does it sure smell or feel like sperm?

Unless Nessie is actually a leftover mechanical creature from a 5,000 year old civilization, radar won't work. :p

Sonar on the other hand. Maybe.

Whoops. *makes note to read up on radar*
Well, one of those things should be able to find it. Really.

*punches forehead*
Ah...yea.

We have the technology.

I think.

Speaking of which, i've noted the first new commercial for the new "Bionic Woman" project on the boobtube a few days back.

You all are thinking too complex. Just drain the lake, it can't be that hard can it?

You all are thinking too complex. Just drain the lake, it can't be that hard can it?

Lake, no.
Loch, yes.

You all are thinking too complex. Just drain the lake, it can't be that hard can it?

The loch is rather big. And once you've waded through all the dead fish and determined that Nessie is not actually among them ... what? A cleanup crew of 10,000 cats?

The loch is rather big. And once you've waded through all the dead fish and determined that Nessie is not actually among them ... what? A cleanup crew of 10,000 cats?

Not a bad crew! :D

The loch is rather big. And once you've waded through all the dead fish and determined that Nessie is not actually among them ... what? A cleanup crew of 10,000 cats?

Cook them and sell them for more than they're worth. Or just give them to the poor and/or hungry. And I was being sarcastic, if you couldn't tell. And if you were too, then I couldn't tell.

Cook them and sell them for more than they're worth. Or just give them to the poor and/or hungry. And I was being sarcastic, if you couldn't tell. And if you were too, then I couldn't tell.

So what am I supposed to do with these 10,000 cats now?? A contract's a contract buddy, and I hope you have a lot of milk.


;)

Nessie is real, and I got undeniable proof!

http://www.danheller.com/images/Europe/Scotland/Misc/nessie-big.jpg

;) Had to be done. :D

Cook them and sell them for more than they're worth. Or just give them to the poor and/or hungry. And I was being sarcastic, if you couldn't tell. And if you were too, then I couldn't tell.

:eek:

Looks like a new chapter in the NSG: Hookups thread!