Man Shoots Manager Over Chili
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18948833/
Wow. Just wow. I knew Chili was bad for your mind, but this? Were drugs in the condiments or something?
Hynation
31-05-2007, 17:10
Well I'm speechless so...
*Light fuse...run away*
Remote Observer
31-05-2007, 17:11
I take it you've never had chili made with rotten meat.
Remote Observer
31-05-2007, 17:12
Hungry meth head: serious business...
Chilli sauce:Serious Business
If I wouldn't let meth, cocaine, or drain cleaner rot my brain, I sure wouldn't want chili to. I mean, sheisse. I guess chili causes more brain damage than having one's head explode. Does this guy smoke chili powder?
If I wouldn't let meth, cocaine, or drain cleaner rot my brain, I sure wouldn't want chili to. I mean, sheisse. I guess chili causes more brain damage than having one's head explode. Does this guy smoke chili powder?
No, he snorts it.
Thats just freaking rediculous.... thats the WTF moment of the week.
Curious Inquiry
31-05-2007, 17:21
I can't wait for this to turn up in a Carl Hiaasen plotline :p
New Manvir
31-05-2007, 17:29
wow....Shot over chilli...Wonder what would happen if you REALLY pissed off that guy?
Kryozerkia
31-05-2007, 19:22
They forgot to include a finger in his chilli. :p
wow....Shot over chilli...Wonder what would happen if you REALLY pissed off that guy?
Probably shoot you with a machette while Iran attacks Iran. Yay for funny wtf headlines.
Skibereen
31-05-2007, 19:56
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18948833/
Wow. Just wow. I knew Chili was bad for your mind, but this? Were drugs in the condiments or something?
He didnt shoot him over Chili, it was the packets of hot sauce he wanted.
He had gotten a total of thriteen and wanted more...since eating hot foods can be addictive the man was obivously jonesing for a spice fix.
Next time just give up the sauce.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
31-05-2007, 20:03
Wendy's Chili is pretty good for fast food, I think. :)
Troglobites
31-05-2007, 20:06
Insanity peppers FTW.
Mereshka
31-05-2007, 20:07
I'm guessing Wendy's going to be raising the limit on on chili sauce.
Give me chilli sauce!:gundge: :D
Rubiconic Crossings
31-05-2007, 20:27
Dude...what a utterly boring title!!!
I mean its a story hot off the press! I'd say it had added spice! ADDED SPICE SAH!!! SPICE!
Sah! Prithy doth thou please the madding mobs beyond our ken and doth change thine title Sah! TITLE!
CHANGE!!!
:eek:
:p
Wow, that was insane.
It almost makes you wonder WHY THE FUCK THEY WON'T GIVE YOU EXTRA CONDIMENTS!
Wow, that was insane.
It almost makes you wonder WHY THE FUCK THEY WON'T GIVE YOU EXTRA CONDIMENTS!
I mean, the headline might as well have been "Retarded company policies lead to murder"
1) Guy didn't die.
2) They do cost money you know.
Desperate Measures
31-05-2007, 21:13
That idiot could have gotten all the chili sauce packets in the world if he didn't shoot first. Doesn't he understand how robbing a fast food establishment of their free packets of sauce works?
1) Guy didn't die.
2) They do cost money you know.
1) Yeah, I know. You'll notice that I edited that part off a little before your post.
2) Yeah, but it's probably next to nothing. And I'm in a bad mood to start with, so I'm more likely to think people are stupid then usual.
Copenhaghenkoffenlaugh
31-05-2007, 21:24
Re-enactment:
"Hello, sir, welcome to Wendy's! How may I help you today?" (Played by Orlando Bloom)
"I want a chili bowl with extra hot sauce." (Played by Samuel L. Jackson)
"Will that be all for you today sir?"
"Yeah."
Customer pays for food. Employee brings food out several minutes later. Customer checks bag with food, find no extra hot sauce. Frustrated customer walks back into establishment.
"Excuse me, but I asked for extra hot sauce."
"Okay, that'll be seventy five cents, please."
"Say what, motha fucka?"
"That'll be seventy five cents, sir."
"Bitch, I'll give you seventy five cents!" Pulls out working replica pistol from Pulp Fiction and blasts Employee in the knee.
End.
Nobel Hobos
01-06-2007, 01:48
Those annoying little packets, I hate them so. If the sauce just came in a big squeeze-bottle, the staffer could have defended herself.
"Stand back from the bar, or I will chilli you right in the face!"
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
01-06-2007, 02:06
Wow, that was insane.
It almost makes you wonder WHY THE FUCK THEY WON'T GIVE YOU EXTRA CONDIMENTS!
I dunno, I always get way more than I need. Which is why my desk drawer is full of ketchup and duck sauce, and I have nowhere to keep my pencils and crap.
Re-enactment:
Boo. Without the gunman shouting "DON'T BE FUCKING HERO, MAN! PUT THE SAUCE IN THE CARRY AWAY BAG!" at some point, the entire dialogue is pointless.
Nobel Hobos
01-06-2007, 02:15
I dunno, I always get way more than I need. Which is why my desk drawer is full of ketchup and duck sauce, and I have nowhere to keep my pencils and crap.
The next "sauce rage" incident will probably involve a big asian cleaver, and it will all be your fault.
Demented Hamsters
01-06-2007, 16:39
A man goes into a diner, desperate for a good big bowl of chili. He tells the waitress but is disappointed to be told that they've just sold the last one.
sighing, he looks over and sees the guy sitting next to him is quietly sipping his coffee while a bowl of chili sits next to him, going cold.
So desperate is our man for chili that he takes the unprecedented action of leaning over and saying, "Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice you've got a bowl of chili there you're not eating. I'm so desperate for some good chili that could I buy that bowl of you?"
The other man replies, "no worries. I don't feel much like chili now. If you want to eat it, it's yours." With that he pushes the bowl over to our protagonist.
He's overjoyed by this and immediately tucks into the chili. He's greedily devouring it when, 1/2 through the bowl, he comes across half a mouse. So sicken he si by this sight, he immediately pukes all the chili back up into the bowl.
The 2nd man looks over to him and says, "Yeah, that's where I got to, too."