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That's right, I drunkenly got my ear pierced. Well, just the left one, and, vain, insecure bastard that I am, I'm now concerned that I'm going to get labelled gay. So, is it the left, or right ear that signifies homosexuality?

The right last I knew.

both of them, fagboy

That's right, I drunkenly got my ear pierced. Well, just the left one, and, vain, insecure bastard that I am, I'm now concerned that I'm going to get labelled gay. So, is it the left, or right ear that signifies homosexuality?

The left.


Wow, I don't remember ever having a coming out thread on NS before. Way to be fabulous Chris :D

The left.


Wow, I don't remember ever having a coming out thread on NS before. Way to be fabulous Chris :D

Bastard.:upyours: I am genuinely tempted to rip it out now, or get the other one done.

Bastard.:upyours: I am genuinely tempted to rip it out now, or get the other one done.

It's too late now. You should accept it and get seek employment as an interior designer, or fashion critic.

Have them both done! Go on!

And massive, flamboyant, pink dangly earrings. Ideally shaped like willies :)

Bastard.:upyours: I am genuinely tempted to rip it out now, or get the other one done.

Both is for females, are you aware of that? :D
You're damned, SODOMITE!:D:D:D

Seriously, if you don't want to wear the earring, just remove it. The hole in your ear lobe will cicatrise and close within less than 1 month.

Bastard.:upyours: I am genuinely tempted to rip it out now, or get the other one done.
You shoudl go for the latter. It's definitely not gay to have them both done.

Plus since this was a drunken decision, I'm going to guess that you got your ear pierced with a gun instead of properly (with a needle). You should apply some vitamin E once it's healed up before letting the thing close up (if you choose to do so) otherwise you'll have a little lump of hard skin in your ear.

You shoudl go for the latter. It's definitely not gay to have them both done.

Yup, David Beckham has both his ears pierced, and what a poster-boy for heterosexuality he is :)

You shoudl go for the latter. It's definitely not gay to have them both done.

Plus since this was a drunken decision, I'm going to guess that you got your ear pierced with a gun instead of properly (with a needle). You should apply some vitamin E once it's healed up before letting the thing close up (if you choose to do so) otherwise you'll have a little lump of hard skin in your ear.

erm...not quite. I put ice on it and someone pushed a metal instrument of some sort through it. I'll probably just go and pay for the other to be pierced tomorrow.

That's right, I drunkenly got my ear pierced. Well, just the left one, and, vain, insecure bastard that I am, I'm now concerned that I'm going to get labelled gay. So, is it the left, or right ear that signifies homosexuality?

Neither? If you're really that concerned, just take the earring out, though I don't see why anyone would care about the opinions of people that'd judge you on something so trivial.

Yup, David Beckham has both his ears pierced, and what a poster-boy for heterosexuality he is :)

I'd almost think you were enjoying this....

erm...not quite. I put ice on it and someone pushed a metal instrument of some sort through it. I'll probably just go and pay for the other to be pierced tomorrow.
Uh... while you're at it talk to your doctor about getting a tetnus shot and a round of tests for diseases since you got a piece of metal of unknown cleanliness shoved through your ear.

I'd almost think you were enjoying this....

That's because I am. :)

hmm you where drunk and woke up with your ear pierced...

http://www3.telus.net/planetkevin/files/ForumPics/gay_thread.jpg

Neither? If you're really that concerned, just take the earring out, though I don't see why anyone would care about the opinions of people that'd judge you on something so trivial.

Because, as my OP states, I'm vain and insecure?

Because, as my OP states, I'm vain and insecure?

Perhaps this is a blessing in disguise. Wear the earing around and see if you can't shake off some your insecurity.

Vanity I have no problem with.

hmm you where drunk and woke up with your ear pierced...

http://www3.telus.net/planetkevin/files/ForumPics/gay_thread.jpg

no, she was definitely female.:)

So, is it the left, or right ear that signifies homosexuality?

Neither.

Shagging another guy signifies homosexuality.

Having an ear pierced signifies having an ear pierced.

Geeze. :rolleyes:

Because, as my OP states, I'm vain and insecure?

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Here's a question: what the hell made you think any of us were going to care? We' don't exactly share your bigoted opinions when it comes to earrings and homosexuals. "OHMYGOODNESSIGOTMYEARPIERCEDSOPEOPLEWILLTHINKIMGAY! QUICKRIPITOUT! BECAUSEBEINGGAYISBAD!"

You know, as an act of defiance towards people like you, I had my right ear--and ONLY my right ear--pierced and have been wearing a stud in it for three years now. I've had lots of people call me gay, and I just smile at them. Sure, I'm a heterosexual, but unlike you I don't care if people think I'm homosexual, because even if I was, it would be nothing to be ashamed of nor would it be bad or wrong.

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Here's a question: what the hell made you think any of us were going to care? We' don't exactly share your bigoted opinions when it comes to earrings and homosexuals. "OHMYGOODNESSIGOTMYEARPIERCEDSOPEOPLEWILLTHINKIMGAY! QUICKRIPITOUT! BECAUSEBEINGGAYISBAD!"

You know, as an act of defiance towards people like you, I had my right ear--and ONLY my right ear--pierced and have been wearing a stud in it for three years now. I've had lots of people call me gay, and I just smile at them. Sure, I'm a heterosexual, but unlike you I don't care if people think I'm homosexual, because even if I was, it would be nothing to be ashamed of nor would it be bad or wrong.

Awwww. :D As a representative of the gay community, I hereby bestow upon you the hug of appreciation. :>

depends what country your in. sounds like you've limited your travel options somewhat if you're that concerned about it.

no, she was definitely female.:)

its okay no one will ever know ;)

Make sure whatever you decorate your ear with is very manly and straight. Like a bullet (http://i24.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/29/6b/9e_1_b.JPG). Or perhaps a sword. (http://www.betterlivingthroughdesign.com/archives/2swordsG.jpg) How about some Soviet memorabilia? (http://www.natashascafe.com/images/photos/cear10r.jpg)

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Here's a question: what the hell made you think any of us were going to care? We' don't exactly share your bigoted opinions when it comes to earrings and homosexuals. "OHMYGOODNESSIGOTMYEARPIERCEDSOPEOPLEWILLTHINKIMGAY! QUICKRIPITOUT! BECAUSEBEINGGAYISBAD!"

You know, as an act of defiance towards people like you, I had my right ear--and ONLY my right ear--pierced and have been wearing a stud in it for three years now. I've had lots of people call me gay, and I just smile at them. Sure, I'm a heterosexual, but unlike you I don't care if people think I'm homosexual, because even if I was, it would be nothing to be ashamed of nor would it be bad or wrong.


Well don't I laud your bloody-minded strength. Unfortunately, for those of that don't share it, and are insecure, such strength is difficult to find. In any case, perhaps I don't want to appear gay so as not attract gay men? It is possible....:rolleyes:

Bastard.:upyours: I am genuinely tempted to rip it out now, or get the other one done.

Both means you're bi. *nods sagely*

:eek:

Awwww. :D As a representative of the gay community, I hereby bestow upon you the hug of appreciation.

Oh goodie. Always nice to please the gay community. :)

Well don't I laud your bloody-minded strength.
Why thank you.
Unfortunately, for those of that don't share it, and are insecure, such strength is difficult to find.
That's not my fault. I was one of the most insecure people in the world, I daresay. You know what I did? I grew up. I suggest you do the same.
In any case, perhaps I don't want to appear gay so as not attract gay men? It is possible....:rolleyes:

You know, you probably won't attract them unless you're attractive, and then it's a compliment! Holy carp.

Well don't I laud your bloody-minded strength. Unfortunately, for those of that don't share it, and are insecure, such strength is difficult to find. In any case, perhaps I don't want to appear gay so as not attract gay men? It is possible....:rolleyes:

Oh yes, us gay men just float around public areas until we see the glint of an earring on another man, at which point we descend upon them like angry shades and begin dry-humping their buttocks without so much as even asking about their sexuality.

That's not my fault. I was one of the most insecure people in the world, I daresay. You know what I did? I grew up. I suggest you do the same.

I would of thought he would be more concerned about fitting into worse stereo types myself (as Kelly Osbourne would say "your such a douchebag")

Your ear is pierced? That does not make you gay unless you were gay to begin with.

I would of

....GRAH! IT IS A CONTRACTION USING HAVE! WOULD'VE! WOULD'VE!
thought he would be more concerned about fitting into worse stereo types myself (as Kelly Osbourne would say "your such a douchebag")
Meh. Anyone who is truly secure with themselves doesn't give a damn no matter what.

Oh goodie. Always nice to please the gay community. :)


Why thank you.

That's not my fault. I was one of the most insecure people in the world, I daresay. You know what I did? I grew up. I suggest you do the same.


You know, you probably won't attract them unless you're attractive, and then it's a compliment! Holy carp.

It's rarely attractive straight guys who are concerned about attracting gay men.

It's rarely attractive straight guys who are concerned about attracting gay men.

Which is part of my whole point. This is TBC we're talking about, after all.

Meh. Anyone who is truly secure with themselves doesn't give a damn no matter what.

maybe hes not secure :p

Which is part of my whole point. This is TBC we're talking about, after all.

I always found that somewhat ironic. It's always some really unappealing man that says "I don't want no fag flirtin with me!". Like there's enough booze in the world.

The left.


Wow, I don't remember ever having a coming out thread on NS before. Way to be fabulous Chris :D

The Fabulous Chris! Much better name than Blessed *nods*

maybe hes not secure :p
Yes, as he said. That wasn't the point. My point is that he should become secure by growing up.

I always found that somewhat ironic. It's always some really unappealing man that says "I don't want no fag flirtin with me!". Like there's enough booze in the world.

Yes, well, that seems to stem from their inability to grasp the simple idea that, apart from preferred gender, homosexuals are exactly the same as heterosexuals in terms of typical actions, thoughts, and what have you. But then, what do you expect? Bigots are typically uneducated/propagandized idiots who really deserve to be taught otherwise so they aren't so bloody hateful.

That's right, I drunkenly got my ear pierced. Well, just the left one, and, vain, insecure bastard that I am, I'm now concerned that I'm going to get labelled gay. So, is it the left, or right ear that signifies homosexuality?
I wear mine on the left ear. I'm heterosexual. And I don't give a flying shit about whether wearing an earring on the left or right would make you gay. You're gay if you're gay, earrings or no earrings, left or right.

Get the other done. One makes you look like a dork or like you're having a mid-life crisis.