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Hahahhahaha....My best friend just told me that one of her guy friends actually thought I was a lesbian. And I've known him for eight months. LOL...my day has been made.


So, what are the funniest things people have mistakenly thought about you recently?

My boss thought i was an atheist, and instead found out her own husband was an atheist after a hard HARD night of drinking and carousing.

1) That I was a bible thumper.
2) That I give a shit.

#2 is definitely the most common.

Hahahhahaha....My best friend just told me that one of her guy friends actually thought I was a lesbian. And I've known him for eight months. LOL...my day has been made.


So, what are the funniest things people have mistakenly thought about you recently?

you seem to be a really nice person for that to not bother you..as it should not...kudos to you

i was accused of being a murderer....which i was of coarse not..and my ex stuck by me..bless her heart...

Everyone assumes that I'm ethnically Anglo-Celtic because of my surname.

Now, I'm fairly openly political. In fact, I wear political shirts all the time, and I wear my politics on my sleeve. Hell, I'm a poli-sci major. So, one day in Intro to Visual Basic, I'm tuning into testimony in front of the Senate Committee on the Judiciary via their live feed. Something makes me laugh scornfully (it may have been "I don't recall" number 30), and the teacher comes over and asks what I was doing. I tell him, and he rolls his eyes. "Sure. You are the last person I'd expect to be interested in politics."

I nearly died laughing.

I'm glass, there are no misconceptions

Everyone assumes that I'm ethnically Anglo-Celtic because of my surname.

Hah! Idiots. :p

Hah! Idiots. :p

It's funny if you know that I'm one of the wogs that radical Anglo-Celts hate so much. Like when a Nazi assumes that someone's a good Aryan, and they turn out to be Jewish, or something.

Bible thumpers think I give a shit about what they have to say.

my teachers throughout grade school thought I was a jehovah's witness for refusing to stand for the flag or pledge of allegiance. when one chewed me out for it (her father was in the navy, so she used the flag to symbolize her father, apparently) I kind of quietly told her "I don't believe in that..." and she looked like I'd knocked the wind out of her...I think she was scared of a religious discrimination lawsuit or something, which was ironic, as my parents are evangelicals.

So, what are the funniest things people have mistakenly thought about you recently?

A lot of people think I'm racist....

Umm:

1. My friend thought I was the most likely to be emo in our group, even though I don't look like one and I whine the least.
2. Because I'm Vietnamese, people are surprised that I listen to rock music and they assume that I study all the time, when I'm usually lazier than the people in my class who are failing.

Umm:

1. My friend thought I was the most likely to be emo in our group, even though I don't look like one and I whine the least.
2. Because I'm Vietnamese, people are surprised that I listen to rock music and they assume that I study all the time, when I'm usually lazier than the people in my class who are failing.
3. My friends like to say that I have a small dick because I'm Asian, which is very irritating and wrong.

1)Quit whining you emo!
2)You're only biding your time until you unleash the Techno-music of Doom upon us... I know your plan.
3)Tiny then? I feel for you man, I really do. Wish I could relate to the situation, but I can't. :D

Let's see... some people think that I'm literally insane. Now, I do have some problems in the ol' noggin, I most definately am not clinically insane, as some think. I have had some people think I'm gay... which I'm not. I just have some severe self-esteem issues, and I don't got the balls, so to speak, to attempt much of anything without some liquid confidence, at the very least. So... yeah, apparently since I don't try to get with every girl I meet, I'm gay. Apparently.

That I'm always mellow and wont blow up on somebody.

There are people who actually think I'm a conservative.

That I'm always mellow and wont blow up on somebody.

They must be thinking of one of your puppets.

They must be thinking of one of your puppets.

Puppets? What puppets? http://www.angelfire.com/super/smilienicons/Sneaky_smilie.gif

Hmmm.... People think

that I am a communist
that I DL music illegally
that I am crazy
that I am a man (only happens when I chat online, for an obvious reason)

Messenger has the misconception that I have 6 new emails - sign into my Hotmail account and it's quite clear that I don't - it's been happening for a while.

It irks me.

Every time december rolls around, there'll always be someone who asks me what I got for christmas -- nevermind that I've never been christian!

If anyone cares, I started out as a borderline jew but I'm now totally secular. 9/11 was the final straw.

Someone once thought my penis was only 48 inches :rolleyes: how wrong they were. :p

No, honestly thats a true story, but just read 48 inches as 4.8 centimeters.

My history teacher is often mistaken for a school child

We have my English teachers wife 'so, what do you learn here?'
My French teacher 'Get out of my way'
And a 17 year old girl, perhaps the most worrying 'hey, are you new here? Youre really handsome, can I have your number?'

He fled, but then she saw him in her history lesson, teaching...

that i was dead or oversea

Once upon a time my girlfriend (before we were going out) thought I was gay.

Let's see... some people think that I'm literally insane. Now, I do have some problems in the ol' noggin, I most definately am not clinically insane.

I do not trust anybody who uses the term "ol' noggin"

also, some people beleive that I am only an evil dictator in NS, they will soon know how wrong they are...

Someone didn't realise my twin and I were twins until after knowing us for a few years, despite the same last name and same birthday.

people always assume I'm straight. I hate that, why would people just assume??

1)Quit whining you emo!
2)You're only biding your time until you unleash the Techno-music of Doom upon us... I know your plan.
3)Tiny then? I feel for you man, I really do. Wish I could relate to the situation, but I can't. :D

Let's see... some people think that I'm literally insane. Now, I do have some problems in the ol' noggin, I most definately am not clinically insane, as some think. I have had some people think I'm gay... which I'm not. I just have some severe self-esteem issues, and I don't got the balls, so to speak, to attempt much of anything without some liquid confidence, at the very least. So... yeah, apparently since I don't try to get with every girl I meet, I'm gay. Apparently.Hah I've tried the excact opposite. Often people refuse to believe I'm gay :confused: Just because I do talk to girls a lot it apparently makes me 'the ladies man' in other words straight.

people always assume I'm straight. I hate that, why would people just assume??
Same prob here lol

People assume that I am either wiccan or jewish because of the baphomet I wear, demonstrating a truly amazing and amusing amount of stupidity.

you seem to be a really nice person for that to not bother you..as it should not...kudos to you

i was accused of being a murderer....which i was of coarse not..and my ex stuck by me..bless her heart...Which is now under the floorboards? :eek: :p

I was mistaken for Ban Liden . . . :(

people always assume I'm straight. I hate that, why would people just assume??

Probability

People assume that I am either wiccan or jewish because of the baphomet I wear, demonstrating a truly amazing and amusing amount of stupidity.

Association

Probability



Association

Care to explain? Wiccan I can see, (but would you assume I was xtian if I wore an inverted cross?) but jewish?

Hahahhahaha....My best friend just told me that one of her guy friends actually thought I was a lesbian. And I've known him for eight months. LOL...my day has been made.


So, what are the funniest things people have mistakenly thought about you recently?

Ahhh just the usual, coz I have long hair, a beard and tats, wear balck and a leather bikers jacket, that I listen to just heavy metal. whislt it is true that I prefer rock to must musci(ragea, and blues notwithstanding) I'll actualy give anything a go.

Having said that freeform jazz? Whats the point of that then? It's like mastabation for people who play music, and just not got by those of us that merely listen to it.

Care to explain? Wiccan I can see, (but would you assume I was xtian if I wore an inverted cross?) but jewish?

People associate the symbol with the Star of David.

People associate the symbol with the Star of David.

And that inability to count the number of points on the star, or even notice the obvious difference in shape is why it is an amazing example of stupidity.

Anyway, I would have to wear a star of david inverted as well.

And that inability to count the number of points on the star, or even notice the obvious difference in shape is why it is an amazing example of stupidity.

Anyway, I would have to wear a star of david inverted as well.

People have images stored in their head and when they look at something, they often revert to the image stored in their head rather than what they're actually seeing. Our brain is a retrieval system that matches images to things it has seen before.

It's extremely common for people to see something that, on closer inspection, isn't.

If we took the time to do everything afresh, we'd be a slow species indeed - the brain is efficient that way, sometimes wrong but the plusses outweigh the negatives.

My 2 cents

And that inability to count the number of points on the star, or even notice the obvious difference in shape is why it is an amazing example of stupidity.

Anyway, I would have to wear a star of david inverted as well.

Huh? How does one do that I wonder?

People sometimes think I'm intelligent. Yeah, I know, it sounds ridiculous to NSG, but from what I do in real life some people strangely get that impression. :p

They also associate that with diligence and a good work ethic, which is just as wrong.

People have images stored in their head and when they look at something, they often revert to the image stored in their head rather than what they're actually seeing. Our brain is a retrieval system that matches images to things it has seen before.

It's extremely common for people to see something that, on closer inspection, isn't.

If we took the time to do everything afresh, we'd be a slow species indeed - the brain is efficient that way, sometimes wrong but the plusses outweigh the negatives.

My 2 cents

True, but it doesn't make it any smarter. It does provide me with a great deal of amusment often enough though.

Huh? How does one do that I wonder?

:cool:

People hadn't realised I'm a twin for a good number of years despite both of us being at the same school in the same year, even afterwards one argued vehemently we were infact the same person as he never saw both of us at the same time.

Hahahhahaha....My best friend just told me that one of her guy friends actually thought I was a lesbian. And I've known him for eight months. LOL...my day has been made.


So, what are the funniest things people have mistakenly thought about you recently?

He is only saying that because he desperately wants to have sex with you, and since he's too much of a wuss to ask you, he thinks that because you haven't offered your body to him, you must somehow be a lesbian.

*...*
So, what are the funniest things people have mistakenly thought about you recently?

I'm not very ambiguous in real life. Two weeks ago I was accosted as a Christian for reading the Bible in public. My foul mouth put a quick stop to that, I can tell you.

Generally I'm instantly recognized as Hairy Smelly Trouble, and not taken liberties with.

He is only saying that because he desperately wants to have sex with you, and since he's too much of a wuss to ask you, he thinks that because you haven't offered your body to him, you must somehow be a lesbian.

or he could be a bad judge in character

Someone once thought my penis was only 48 inches :rolleyes: how wrong they were. :p

No, honestly thats a true story, but just read 48 inches as 4.8 centimeters.

Yup, that whole metric conversion thingie has cost a lot and strained a lot of relations ...
http://www.cnn.com/TECH/space/9909/30/mars.metric/
:mad:

People assume that I am either wiccan or jewish because of the baphomet I wear, demonstrating a truly amazing and amusing amount of stupidity.

why do you wear a baphomet? baphomet was invented by the anti-templar inquisition and was never actually worshiped by anyone...I don't understand why people care for him/her. its like the flying spaghetti monster, but taken seriously...(but even if baphomet were *not* a slur some silly new-agers mistake for a legitimate ancient deity, why would anyone associate it with judaism?)

people always assume I'm straight. I hate that, why would people just assume??

after I had a 30 minute conversation in which I mentioned multiple men I had dated ("oh, that guy I dated") in front of some guy, I left, and he confided in our mutual friend the sneaking suspicion that I might have gay tendencies. :headbang: people can be more than a little thick...

People always assume I care about stuff, just because I know about it. In reality, I know about a lot of things, but don't care about anything.

People (sometimes) assume that I have ginger hair, wear a kilt at all times, end my sentences with, “Hoots, man”, and catch wild Haggis on a regular basis.


Hoots, man.

People (sometimes) assume that I have ginger hair, wear a kilt at all times, end my sentences with, “Hoots, man”, and catch wild Haggis on a regular basis.


Hoots, man.

I was deeply upset by the lack of such people when I moved over here

Everyone thinks I'm a nice, quiet person. Yeah, right. time for you to meet my vocal cords and fist.

People also tend to think that I'm dumb because I'm blonde. Tell that to my 1490 SAT scores (before they added the new section)

People don't believe I play video games. Explain to me then how I was able beat legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time in three days.

I miss my rubix cube.

Oh yeah... they actually think I actually care when I listen to them. I'm actually plotting their demise physically, mentally or socially.

I was deeply upset by the lack of such people when I moved over here
Well, you won’t find many in Dundee. Heck, you won’t find much of anything in Dundee, apart from students and Desperate Dan.

Occasionally, up North, you can meet a teuchter that fits the stereotypical Scottish ideal. But those crazy Highlander’s will do anything for kicks.

Though saying that... I do play the bagpipes.

And I do love porridge.

And haggis.

And own two kilts.


But I’m no ginger!


You should get yourself to a ceilidh; that’s where you’re see the most kilts and hear the most birls.

People always seem to assume that I'm sane.

Well, you won’t find many in Dundee. Heck, you won’t find much of anything in Dundee, apart from students and Desperate Dan.

Occasionally, up North, you can meet a teuchter that fits the stereotypical Scottish ideal. But those crazy Highlander’s will do anything for kicks.

Though saying that... I do play the bagpipes.

And I do love porridge.

And haggis.

And own two kilts.


But I’m no ginger!


You should get yourself to a ceilidh; that’s where you’re see the most kilts and hear the most birls.

Yeah i've been to about 7 since I got here but then i'd been to a few at home as well. Apparently telling girls you'll "Strip their willow anytime" is my worst ever chat up line. It took a while for me to figure out what people were saying when they talked about "teuchter". I kept just guessing that it was tractor with a scottish accent.

Would love a kilt but they're pretty expensive. I was gonna try the Green Wing method and buy a tartan miniskirt instead for ceilidhs.

Actually no one makes assumptions about me. They don't bother. Guess I'm not interesting enough for them to bother to ass-u-me. :p

Yeah i’ve been to about 7 since I got here but then i’d been to a few at home as well. Apparently telling girls you’ll “Strip their willow anytime” is my worst ever chat up line.
:p That is pretty awful!

I find that if you’re a keen and skilful dancer at a ceilidh, you’ll get many an impressed lady asking you to dance. If you can pull off an Eightsome Reel or Strip The Willow with ease, you’ll be laughing.

I’m so thankful I went to a school that had a ceilidh each year; I’ve got no qualms about getting up and dancing my feet off.

It took a while for me to figure out what people were saying when they talked about “teuchter”. I kept just guessing that it was tractor with a scottish accent.
All part of the racism inherent in Scottish culture. :D

North of the Central Belt? You must be a heuchter teuchter still impressed by motorised vehicles.

South of the Border? You are An English, and therefore untrustworthy, devious, and out to steal my porridge.

Would love a kilt but they’re pretty expensive. I was gonna try the Green Wing method and buy a tartan miniskirt instead for ceilidhs.
:p

Luckily, my two kilts are from my family. My favourite was made for my Granddad in the 1940s, and has survived years in the African bush.

Well, some people told me that they thought I was an athiest. Other people have called me the anti-christ before, because my cumulative weighted GPA is 4.666. It's weird. Other people seem to think I'm violent somehow. I don't know why; I hate violence and I'd never hurt anyone.:(

Well, some people told me that they thought I was an athiest. Other people have called me the anti-christ before, because my cumulative weighted GPA is 4.666. It's weird. Other people seem to think I'm violent somehow. I don't know why; I hate violence and I'd never hurt anyone.:(

You must give people mean looks or something. o.O

People often assume that I give a shit. Or that I'm normal, or average.

Well, some people told me that they thought I was an athiest. Other people have called me the anti-christ before, because my cumulative weighted GPA is 4.666. It's weird. Other people seem to think I'm violent somehow. I don't know why; I hate violence and I'd never hurt anyone.:(

actually you are the type of person that will probably snap one day, smart, quiet, etc.

I thought it was funny this fall when I got mistaken for a student.......I was teaching, I am 25, I have 2 kids, apparently though, I can pass for 15......:D that will be great when I am 60 right?!

hahahaha

oh, and then someone recently looked like they were going to pass out when they found out that I used to be in an all girl punk band.........apparently it's not a "mom" thing. I am in a band now........if you can call it that, we don't do anything......really.

Everyone always thinks that I'm older than I really am. Everyone I speak to says that I'm in my twenties...I'm friggin' 18.

People assume that I assume about them. I'll let them make an ass out of themselves, but I won't make an ass out of me.

People very frequently assume I'm about ten years younger than I actually am. Mostly that's just rather funny, although it did get a bit annoying when I was at a bar for a friend's birthday some months back and five separate bar employees had to check my ID. (It wouldn't have been quite so irksome if the friend in question - who had just turned 21 - had even been carded once. Darn him and his mature-looking beard. :p )

Also, seeing as I spend a fair amount of time on the internet, many people online have assumed me to be male. That, however, is kind of a given, and thus not especially entertaining.

Everyone always thinks that I'm older than I really am. Everyone I speak to says that I'm in my twenties...I'm friggin' 18.

Everyone thinks I'm either in my late twenties, or early thirties. I'm 23. Though, some of my friends think I'm in my teens when it comes to video games... Eh, to each his own.

Everyone assumes that because I kill people for amusement that I eat their brains afterwards. What the hell is that all about?


Also, people assume that I am younger than I am most of the time. It must be my secret diet of brains.

Hahahhahaha....My best friend just told me that one of her guy friends actually thought I was a lesbian. And I've known him for eight months. LOL...my day has been made.


For a laugh, I told the new girl at work that I was gay. She believed me, which baffled me a little - I clearly lack the dress sense to be gay.

Everyone I meet always, without exception, wrongly assumes that I am gay. This is because the vast proportion of the world is amusingly stupid, presuming that any guy who doesn't behave entirely according to socially constructed gender roles MUST surely find their own sex attractive :rolleyes:

Everyone assumes that because I kill people for amusement that I eat their brains afterwards. What the hell is that all about?


Also, people assume that I am younger than I am most of the time. It must be my secret diet of brains.

I kill too, but I don't go eating brains. I just save the blood for summoning monsters,

Misconceptions, huh? I've got 'em in spades.

1. People think I'm Irish because I have an Irish last name, but I'm Slavic (Albanian and Bosnian) and adopted. (honest mistake, but I don't even look Irish.)

2. People think I'm a smoker for some damn reason. Strange people I've never met try to bum smokes off me. It's goddamn annoying. I'm thinking of taking up smoking just so I can light one up in front of them and say "no".

3. People think I'm a goth/emo/stoner/(insert pointless subculture here) because I wear a lot of black. Maybe I wear it because it looks good on me and never goes out of style. Plus, I despise goths, emo's, and the like, and I'm a straightedge.

4. Speaking of being a straightedge, people think I'm out to cleanse the world and purge all non-straightedgers, when in reality, I don't give a shit. Also, I love cheesburgers, so I'm not a vegitarian, either.

5. People assume that other people must not have a lot of misconceptions about me. Flippin' idiots! Gosh!

I kill too, but I don't go eating brains. I just save the blood for summoning monsters,

You are sick! Wasting brains like that.

Everyone assumes that because I kill people for amusement that I eat their brains afterwards. What the hell is that all about?


Also, people assume that I am younger than I am most of the time. It must be my secret diet of brains.

Knowledge make you younger. *nods*

People on the interwebs have a habit of thinking I'm a girl, or gay.

I have a friend who is Afghani, but everyone thinks he is white...or East European...

You must give people mean looks or something. o.O

I don't though. But I was just walking by some people one day and one started calling me names, and the other said something like "Stop it, or she'll snap and kill you some day." :confused:

actually you are the type of person that will probably snap one day, smart, quiet, etc.

That may be true, but I don't like it when people assume that I'm violent.:(

I
That may be true, but I don't like it when people assume that I'm violent.:(

Next time they do it, it's curtains for them!!! *runs finger across throat while making a squeaky sound that is supposed to represent cutting*

I don't though. But I was just walking by some people one day and one started calling me names, and the other said something like "Stop it, or she'll snap and kill you some day." :confused:
I take it you are quiet then?

That may be true, but I don't like it when people assume that I'm violent.:(
They're probably just joking.

Knowledge make you younger. *nods*

Which is why my victims are always highly educated.

Which is why my victims are always highly educated.
I should have said "Knowledge is the fountain of youth." Damn me.
So I'm safe?

people think just because im in front of a pc a lot that i only play games and dont do anything else with my life. quite the opposite

and people think that i only help others to get something in return or for some plot/manipulation. opposite again

and people dont take me serious. anytime

actually not funny. i hate that

I should have said "Knowledge is the fountain of youth." Damn me.
So I'm safe?

Well humor makes a brain pretty tasty too. Especially when they are soaked in alcohol for some reason. Also, I think I could scrape the resin from your lungs to make some nice hash brownies. So, IOW, I wouldn't sleep too soundly if I were you.

Holy shit, talk about God having a sick sense of humor. I just had my brain eaten by intelligent humans.

Well humor makes a brain pretty tasty too. Especially when they are soaked in alcohol for some reason. Also, I think I could scrape the resin from your lungs to make some nice hash brownies. So, IOW, I wouldn't sleep too soundly if I were you.

Promise you wont eat me with rye bread?

I take it you are quiet then?


They're probably just joking.

Yes. Oh, that's another assumption that people have made before. Someone asked me if I was mute, because I get nervous talking to people so often I just use body language or nods and stuff like that to get across what I mean without having to talk.

Maybe, but I don't think I had ever even talked to them before.

Yes. Oh, that's another assumption that people have made before. Someone asked me if I was mute, because I get nervous talking to people so often I just use body language or nods and stuff like that to get across what I mean without having to talk.

Maybe, but I don't think I had ever even talked to them before.

You should wink at them next time they assume you're violent. *nods*

Yes. Oh, that's another assumption that people have made before. Someone asked me if I was mute, because I get nervous talking to people so often I just use body language or nods and stuff like that to get across what I mean without having to talk.

Maybe, but I don't think I had ever even talked to them before.

Well, apparently, "it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for". I was quiet at school too. Except when talking to friends.

Well, apparently, "it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for". I was quiet at school too. Except when talking to friends.

Hmm. Yeah. I talk to friends, that's fine. I like talking to friends, in fact.:)

You should wink at them next time they assume you're violent. *nods*

I don't even remember who they were...

I don't even remember who they were...

Hrm.

Well, winking is always an amusing way of expressing "Want to fid out?"

Well, apparently, "it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for". I was quiet at school too. Except when talking to friends.

To paraphrase George Carlin:

There are two men in a bar. One is sitting in a corner booth, sipping brandy, reading a book, and minding his own business. The other is sitting at the bar with a machete screaming "I'LL KILL THE NEXT FUCKER THAT COMES IN HERE!"

Who ya gonna watch?

Some people think I'm a homosexual, citing that fact that I don't act like a pompous ass in front of women and they never see me try to pick one up.

Some people think I'm racist because they don't take the time to figure out my meanings when I say something. (Its because I'm white isn't it?)


Funniest misconception ever has to deal with people thinking I'm gay.

I had met a woman who was a lesbian in college, lesbian lover of one of my class mates in fact. She thought I was gay, so she liked me. Then by the time she found out I wasn't gay we were sleeping together... just kinda happened. Funny misconception there eh?

That may be true, but I don't like it when people assume that I'm violent.:(

I don't think you are habitually violent, I just think you are statistically (and in my own personal experience) the kind who is going to snap one day........it may be as harmless as telling everyone off........probably you won't go into the Mc Donald's and start shooting people.......men do that. Women usually stab everyone. ;)

Promise you wont eat me with rye bread?


cross your heart and hope you die :P

besides... I'm waiting on that beer bread you were braggin' on

I don't think you are habitually violent, I just think you are statistically (and in my own personal experience) the kind who is going to snap one day........it may be as harmless as telling everyone off........probably you won't go into the Mc Donald's and start shooting people.......men do that. Women usually stab everyone. ;)

Hmm...well, I only ever snap at my brothers...and one time at school when a girl was mutilating the Latin language and misinforming others about it.

I've been informed that talking to gay people will lead to homosexuality.

I don't think you are habitually violent, I just think you are statistically (and in my own personal experience) the kind who is going to snap one day........it may be as harmless as telling everyone off........probably you won't go into the Mc Donald's and start shooting people.......men do that. Women usually stab everyone. ;)

Stabbing is SOOOO 80's.

Hmm...well, I only ever snap at my brothers...and one time at school when a girl was mutilating the Latin language and misinforming others about it.

oh, well, that changes everything.......keep snapping at your brothers it keeps you sane. :fluffle:

So, what are the funniest things people have mistakenly thought about you recently?

That I was a right-winger, for arguing against protectionism in the US.

oh, well, that changes everything.......keep snapping at your brothers it keeps you sane. :fluffle:

That's what siblings are for. :)

oh, well, that changes everything.......keep snapping at your brothers it keeps you sane. :fluffle:

:) They keep me up at night. One of them always blows his nose for a while and it's really loud.:(

Promise you wont eat me with rye bread?

Come now - rye bread was the biggest fuel for the Salem Witch Trials.
It'd be a hoot!

I've been informed that talking to gay people will lead to homosexuality.

And, in good fashion, you brought it straight and unadulterated to the friendly folk here at NS.

o.0

I've been informed that talking to gay people will lead to homosexuality.

No, no, it's worse than that. Standing near a gay will have the same effect. Or if he fancies you.

I don't though. But I was just walking by some people one day and one started calling me names, and the other said something like "Stop it, or she'll snap and kill you some day." :confused:

Was it like right after Virginia Tech or something? That might have had something to do with it. You know, because they were talking about how the shooter guy was bullied when he was a kid.

I don't think you are habitually violent, I just think you are statistically (and in my own personal experience) the kind who is going to snap one day........it may be as harmless as telling everyone off........probably you won't go into the Mc Donald's and start shooting people.......men do that. Women usually stab everyone. ;)

Less efficient, but somewhat daintier.

people think i'm very relaxed and placid. i'm not, i just lack the motivation to get outwardly worked up about things. i do get worked up and i've even had a couple of panic attacks, just not in front of anyone.

that's not all that funny though. my dad once got charged with multiple counts of arson, but then it turned out it was one of his neighbour's kids doing it.

My Spanish teacher considers me an anti-Semite for making a non religious comment about my Jewish friend.

A lo of my friends think I'm emo. Which I am not.

My parents consider me depressed.

Som people think I'm anorexic.

Others think I am some sort of Michael Jackson clone :confused:

My Spanish teacher considers me an anti-Semite for making a non religious comment about my Jewish friend.

The correct response to this is to act like everything he says is an endorsement of Israel.

Was it like right after Virginia Tech or something? That might have had something to do with it. You know, because they were talking about how the shooter guy was bullied when he was a kid.

No, it was when I was in ninth grade, I think.

A lo of my friends think I'm emo. Which I am not.

My parents consider me depressed.

Som people think I'm anorexic.

Others think I am some sort of Michael Jackson clone :confused:

My brother thinks I'm emo as well. Thankfully, I look nothing like Michael Jackson.

My brother thinks I'm emo as well. Thankfully, I look nothing like Michael Jackson.

I don't look anything like Michael Jackson either..... but for osme reason people liketo call me a nymphomaniac or a child molester or a pedophile... none of which apply to me...

I don't look anything like Michael Jackson either..... but for osme reason people liketo call me a nymphomaniac or a child molester or a pedophile... none of which apply to me...

That's weird. You can't be legally defined as a pedophile unless you're over legal age, right? And a nymphomaniac? Sounds kinky, but I'm pretty sure that's not you. (And I do know what that is, for future reference)

That's weird. You can't be legally defined as a pedophile unless you're over legal age, right? And a nymphomaniac? Sounds kinky, but I'm pretty sure that's not you. (And I do know what that is, for future reference)

So I can be legally defined as a child molester?!?! :mad:

Anyway, it's no secret that my mind is in the gutter, perhaps that's why people think I'm some type of perv... (i still don't know why they can't just call me a perv... why child molester?)

My mind actually forms the gutter, to be honest. It actually tends to interest much more people then a clean mind.

That I am a Christian...

Or a Jew..

when in fact I am Muslim.. (Lol)

1st most annoying question to be asked by the ignorant fool who discovers my faith;

"dude aren't you supposed to wear a turban?"

*slap* lol

That I am a Christian...

Or a Jew..

when in fact I am Muslim.. (Lol)

1st most annoying question to be asked by the ignorant fool who discovers my faith;

"dude aren't you supposed to where a turban?"

*slap* lol

At least they don't ask you if your dot fell off :p

That I was sure the stall had a working latch.

People think that I am stoned when I am talking to them.

People think that I am stoned when I am talking to them.

Are you high?

Are you high?

No

No

Then what are you doing in the men's room?

That just because i am Cuban I came here on a raft. It was a tire thank you very much

That just because i am Cuban I came here on a raft. It was a tire thank you very much

Beware, Walt Disney still roams florida, looking for his next meal.

Beware, Walt Disney still roams florida, looking for his next meal.

I thought Castro killed him?

I thought Castro killed him?

That was a lie spread by castro.

As you can plainly see his head goes back and to the left.
Back and to the left.

That because I am Indian, I am hard working.

HAHAHAHAHA...suckers.

I thought Castro killed him?

Ha! My thread's turned into a discussion of Cuban politics? Brilliant.

Ha! My thread's turned into a discussion of Cuban politics? Brilliant.

Someone's dancing on Elian's future grave?

Someone's dancing on Elian's future grave?

I may be a pagan, but that's too far...

I may be a pagan, but that's too far...

I did say "future" ...

...and if there's a grave already waiting for me, feel free to direct me to it so i can dance on it myself.

People who think I'm a hardcore Republican because I do Steven Colbert style stuff. I don't even watch the show, a friend and I were just kidding around one day saying stuff like, "You know Bush? Yeah, well I like to refer to him as our fearless leader. You know he invaded Iraq to spread freedom. Besides Ronald Reagan, Conan, and Jesus, he's probably the greatest man to ever walk the face of the earth." Etc.

Anyway, people have asked me if I'm being serious, which leads me to respond with a, "Are you suggesting that I'm not?"

It's funny.

Besides Ronald Reagan, Conan, and Jesus, he's probably the greatest man to ever walk the face of the earth." Etc.

Conan O'Brien, or Conan the Barbarian?

Conan O'Brien, or Conan the Barbarian?

O'Brien of course.

Thanks to him Finland is now our greatest ally.

O'Brien of course.

Thanks to him Finland is now our greatest ally.
Must have something to do with that icky male nipple episode.

I don't think you are habitually violent, I just think you are statistically (and in my own personal experience) the kind who is going to snap one day........it may be as harmless as telling everyone off........probably you won't go into the Mc Donald's and start shooting people.......men do that. Women usually stab everyone. ;)

I thought women's weapon of choice was poison. I mean stabbing is so personal. Not to mention messy - I mean, who's going to clean up after it?

Oh, and as far as misconceptions are concerned, for some reason, people think I have no sense of humor.

that's not all that funny though. my dad once got charged with multiple counts of arson, but then it turned out it was one of his neighbour's kids doing it.

Talking about dads... My own once took some interest in geography, so when he met an African at the university (we live in the "Kansas of Europe" by the way), he asked him where was he from, listed the tribes living there and asked which one did he belong to, and generally knew all this stuff as if he was living there. My dad's got curly hair, and he had a nice tan after working in the field during holidays.

The African guy couldn't believe my dad isn't a Black :)
is using the word "black" rude?

Talking about dads... My own once took some interest in geography, so when he met an African at the university (we live in the "Kansas of Europe" by the way), he asked him where was he from, listed the tribes living there and asked which one did he belong to, and generally knew all this stuff as if he was living there. My dad's got curly hair, and he had a nice tan after working in the field during holidays.

The African guy couldn't believe my dad isn't a Black :)
is using the word "black" rude?

Pretty funny. Also, I think "black" is still cool, at least according to my handy PC guidebook. :p

Anyway, my dad was once mistaken for a Bulgarian. Why, I have no idea. Just thought I'd share.

Jesus was a mis-conception - that was funny.

(To conceive... virgin birth... misconceive....oh never mind)

the 'funniest' (i.e. ironic) POPULAR misconception is expecting anything useful, let alone useful AND accurate, from corporate media.

as for misconception about myself, well as much as i hang out in forums on web, (in most of which i go by themnax, btw) probably just everything that anyone can immagine about any are bound to have been entertained by someone. including but not limited my geneder, sexual orientation, beliefs, politics, interests and so on. i'm not that social in mundane life so i don't really know what anyone thinks locally.

and yes i'm married, 'streight' (as in not gay/bi, and NOT as in having anything whatsoever at all against anyone else being whatever they feel is in their nature or inclination), male, very mixed genetic hieratige (which i take pride in being), eco-socialist anarcho-pacifist politicly and open mindedly agnostic religeously (the vast marjority of everything ever immagined might be a very real possibility, it's just that for every possibility that has ever been immagined, there are like hundreds if not millions or more, that have yet to be).

=^^=
.../\...

Everyone always thinks that I'm older than I really am. Everyone I speak to says that I'm in my twenties...I'm friggin' 18.

Same. Except I'm not really terribly annoyed by it. It's been useful.

Same. Except I'm not really terribly annoyed by it. It's been useful.

To your point, I was at The Olive Garden a few months ago, the first thing the waitress said to me was "Would you like to see the wine list"

O_o

I was honest, I told her I was underage and just asked for a Coke. Some have called me a loser for that...

...But who gives a shit really?

So I can be legally defined as a child molester?!?! :mad:

Anyway, it's no secret that my mind is in the gutter, perhaps that's why people think I'm some type of perv... (i still don't know why they can't just call me a perv... why child molester?)

The legal age in your state is 15? I don't think so. And I'm a pervert as well. But only at home.

1. That I'm a Nazi.
2. That I'm a right-wing Republican (I'm actually quite the opposite).

That I'm gay.

Actually, it's more irritating than funny. :mad:

And no, I'm not gay.

That I'm gay.

Actually, it's more irritating than funny. :mad:

And no, I'm not gay.

Haven't you heard? Gay guys get all the chics.

That I'm gay.

Actually, it's more irritating than funny.

And no, I'm not gay.

I had someone ask me in total earnestness, how I could be gay and a Nazi. He assumed I was a Nazi because I'm German. :rolleyes:

Haven't you heard? Gay guys get all the chics.
Not funny. :gundge:

Not funny. :gundge:

For srsly. Fass is constantly up to his neck in poontang.



Yeah ok, I'm clearly lying.

2 misconceptions about me:
1. some people think I'm a loner.
2. The other is that I don't like social situations.
Grrr.....:mad::gundge::eek::headbang:

I don't though. But I was just walking by some people one day and one started calling me names, and the other said something like "Stop it, or she'll snap and kill you some day." :confused:

That may be true, but I don't like it when people assume that I'm violent.:(


1.That's messed up.:( People called me names(back in elementary school.)
But they stopped doing that in middle school, probably because They got in w/ the wrong crowd.:p

2.It's just wrong to assume things about people when you don't even KNOW them. :fluffle:

People assume I'm always sad.

I apparently constantly look like I'm depressed.

The legal age in your state is 15? I don't think so. And I'm a pervert as well. But only at home.

Well, it's 17... but people still think I'm a child molester for some reason... :(

People assume I'm always sad.

I apparently constantly look like I'm depressed.

Same here.

Same here.

Yeah...my friends started paying attention to my voice, but that's not really working any more because my voice sort of turned into what's been characterized as an "emo monotone". Or something like that.

Yeah...my friends started paying attention to my voice, but that's not really working any more because my voice sort of turned into what's been characterized as an "emo monotone". Or something like that.

Luckily I sound like a normal teenage girl... though more intelligent :p

jUst because i am Cuban people assume i steal the rims off of cars.



I steal the whole tire >.>

jUst because i am Cuban people assume i steal the rims off of cars.



I steal the whole tire >.>

Wouldn't it be more intelligent to assume that you'd leave the rims? :p

Did I say rims? I meant hubcaps. Sure it might be eaiser to just take them....but now I gots lots of spare tires!

The more Darknovae posts I run across, the more she reminds me of some of the people I knew at my old alma mater... especially the "smart" and "gutter-minded" bits.

At least she hasn't posted about anime and LAN parties yet... right? :eek:

I thought women's weapon of choice was poison. I mean stabbing is so personal. Not to mention messy - I mean, who's going to clean up after it?
poison when they are premeditated.......

for a woman to snap though, poison is too slow, stabbing is quick.

The more Darknovae posts I run across, the more she reminds me of some of the people I knew at my old alma mater... especially the "smart" and "gutter-minded" bits.

At least she hasn't posted about anime and LAN parties yet... right? :eek:

Nope. :)

Hahahhahaha....My best friend just told me that one of her guy friends actually thought I was a lesbian. And I've known him for eight months. LOL...my day has been made.


So, what are the funniest things people have mistakenly thought about you recently?

I was thinking more along the lines of that embezzling Republican caught a couple of years ago. One of the things he bought with his ill gotten gains was a commode from the era of some French King. But though it was called a commode, it was actually a chest of drawers. Everyone was talking about it as though it was a fancy antique chamber pot to shit in.

People who think I'm a hardcore Republican because I do Steven Colbert style stuff. I don't even watch the show, a friend and I were just kidding around one day saying stuff like, "You know Bush? Yeah, well I like to refer to him as our fearless leader. You know he invaded Iraq to spread freedom. Besides Ronald Reagan, Conan, and Jesus, he's probably the greatest man to ever walk the face of the earth." Etc.

Anyway, people have asked me if I'm being serious, which leads me to respond with a, "Are you suggesting that I'm not?"

It's funny.

I watch Colbert, but it still bothers me slightly that he gets credit for the "reality has a liberal bias" line when I posted it here before the show even came on the air. Now when I say it I have to preface it with "as Colbert put it..." :(

Well, it's 17... but people still think I'm a child molester for some reason... :(

Well, if there is a high concentration of idiots where you live, that's possible. (What idiots!)

People assume I'm always sad.

I apparently constantly look like I'm depressed.

That happens a lot to me too.

people think i'm really passive but they annoy the hell out of me.

Well, if there is a high concentration of idiots where you live, that's possible. (What idiots!)...


IIRC, Darknovae was one of the people who agreed with my idea of "Nuke the place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." in the hometown thread.

So, yeah, I'd say there's probably a high concentration of idiots where Darknovae lives.

Oh, gg, I seem to have forgotten the actual point of this thread! :eek:

Hmm... I seem to recall some people who thought that I can hear just how loud I'm being. There were some others that thought that I could read those subtle social cues.

They're sadly mistaken. :(

IIRC, Darknovae was one of the people who agreed with my idea of "Nuke the place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." in the hometown thread.

So, yeah, I'd say there's probably a high concentration of idiots where Darknovae lives.

:confused: I have no memory of that.... linky?

But you're right, there is indeed a high concentration of idiots here. :)

A lot of people on the internet think I'm a guy. And that was with the sn Enkeli, it means angel... so i thought it should be obvious.

A lot of people think I'm allergic to nuts and milk. Just because I find nuts to be too dry, and cheese is... I dunno, I just don't like them, it doesn't mean I'm allergic.

Some people think I make up all these crazy hallucination stories. So what if a voice asked me my opinion one 4 a.m. I know I'm not crazy, but it's a kind of weird story.

And finally, a lot of people think I'm anorexic just because I don't eat school lunches, or very much when they take me out to dinner. I eat a lot at home, I tell them that, but they just don't get it. It's because I prefer sort of bland but filling food, as opposed to the finicky sort of stuff that's served other places.

:confused: I have no memory of that.... linky?

But you're right, there is indeed a high concentration of idiots here. :)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526754

So that's why I remembered it... it started right after I got home from the dorm after graduation. :)

Oh, wait... I'm getting Darknovae mixed up with Ilie. How's THAT for a funny misconception? :p

A close friend of mine thinks I'm conservative (he's a hardline conservative himself).

On NSG, I have been called a Kahanist fruitcake. I threatened to send Mossad after that poster.

Beyond that, there aren't a lot of misconceptions people can get about me. I wear my religion on my head;), so no confusion there.

Me: Hello I'm Iranian

other person: OMG!!! AMERICA-HATER!!!!TERRORIST!!!!OMG!!!

People on NS automatically thought I was male. Hence my sig.

Others also seem to think I'm Canadian. Dunno why,though.

People on NS automatically thought I was male. Hence my sig.

Others also seem to think I'm Canadian. Dunno why,though.

Others think I wa born in the UK for some reason... I only lived there for 2 years...

People also tend to think I'm much older than I really am.

Others think I wa born in the UK for some reason... I only lived there for 2 years...

People also tend to think I'm much older than I really am.

People outside of NS think I'm older too, even in person. It's odd.(I'm 21. My fiance is 23. He forgets I'm younger than him.)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526754

So that's why I remembered it... it started right after I got home from the dorm after graduation. :)

Oh, wait... I'm getting Darknovae mixed up with Ilie. How's THAT for a funny misconception? :p

but you remember me? right? you are my most favorite lurker *tries not to sound creepy*

but you remember me? right? you are my most favorite lurker *tries not to sound creepy*

How could I not remember smunkee? Everyone remembers smunkee!

Creepy? After the last two years, it's rather hard to hit my creepy threshold.

You want to hear about creepy? Back at my alma mater, I knew a certain couple, who I nicknamed as "the hippie" (I never saw weed, but he had long hair, the rastafarian hat, the "Weed" card game, etc.), and "the little boy" (who was female :eek: ).

Those two had a lot of common interests, too, most notably cosplay (from what I've seen, it involves cross-dressing as anime characters for conventions). :eek:

THAT was creepy as fuck.

poison when they are premeditated.......

for a woman to snap though, poison is too slow, stabbing is quick.

I find this patter, on your part, to be particularly alluring. :fluffle:

I find this patter, on your part, to be particularly alluring. :fluffle:

I might......might, have some sort of obsession with death, murder, serial killers, and psychosis.

my doctor says it's probably one of those morbid things nobody talks about, which actually means it's probably abnormal but he's scared of me.

That I'm gay.

Actually, it's more irritating than funny. :mad:

And no, I'm not gay.:fluffle:
I had a few years a while back where i went through that too. It tends to go away or fade into indifference.
Flash a few bucks around, and happily observe the results!

I might......might, have some sort of obsession with death, murder, serial killers, and psychosis.
"Obsession", or "healthy fascination" ?
my doctor says it's probably one of those morbid things nobody talks about, which actually means it's probably abnormal but he's scared of me.Funny, it seems like many, MANY people talk about it around here! :p

Cathartic, or EXTREMELY premeditated? ;)

"Obsession", or "healthy fascination" ?
I did actually want to be a pathologist for a while, I think it's a healthy fascination but not something a nice southern girl admits to. ;)

Funny, it seems like many, MANY people talk about it around here! :p

Cathartic, or EXTREMELY premeditated? ;)
I don't have any ideations, so that's good right?:p

I did actually want to be a pathologist for a while, I think it's a healthy fascination but not something a nice southern girl admits to. ;)Well, you don't owe me anything, so feel free to admit whatever. ...erm, except to Ruffy.


I don't have any ideations, so that's good right?:pI suppose it's better than having a slightly off-balance ideation/procrastination relationship.

;)

IIRC, Darknovae was one of the people who agreed with my idea of "Nuke the place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." in the hometown thread.

So, yeah, I'd say there's probably a high concentration of idiots where Darknovae lives.

I just didn't want to knock the South, being a Yankee and all, you know I'm from Massachusetts. I just didn't want to be called a stupid Yankee by someone. Because I am rarely anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon Line, and even when I am, I don't talk to people that much.

I just didn't want to knock the South, being a Yankee and all, you know I'm from Massachusetts. I just didn't want to be called a stupid Yankee by someone. Because I am rarely anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon Line, and even when I am, I don't talk to people that much.

I'm a Yankee too... (from Ohio btw).

Go ahead and knock the South, it sucks.

People assume that just because I play the saxophone that I love jazz. Which I don't.

Also, since I play more than one instrument, they believe I'm an amazing singer. It's rather embarrassing.


(Whoo! I think this is my first post ever!)

People assume that just because I play the saxophone that I love jazz. Which I don't.

Also, since I play more than one instrument, they believe I'm an amazing singer. It's rather embarrassing.


(Whoo! I think this is my first post ever!)

It is! And you didn't use any n00b smileys! :D :fluffle:

btw, don't use the n00b smileys until you are no longer a n00b and you're making fun of n00bs ;)

Welcome to the insane asylum that is NSG!

I'm a Yankee too... (from Ohio btw).

Go ahead and knock the South, it sucks.

Hold on...I thought you were from the UK?

I'm a Yankee too... (from Ohio btw).

Go ahead and knock the South, it sucks.

Ok. (proceeds to knock the South, but is attacked by George Bush and North Carolinian science teacher.)

That always has bad results.

Others think I was born in the UK for some reason... I only lived there for 2 years...

People also tend to think I'm much older than I really am.Hold on...I thought you were from the UK?
:rolleyes: :p


Ok. (proceeds to knock the South, but is attacked by George Bush and North Carolinian science teacher.)

That always has bad results. *fends off Bush and science teacher*
:)

:rolleyes: :p

KAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!


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*fends off Bush and science teacher*
:)

It's always nice to have someone covering your back. :) :fluffle:

It's always nice to have someone covering your back. :) :fluffle:

:fluffle:

Yay, my fluffle-spam fast is over! :fluffle:

KAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!


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:confused:

:confused:

If I know my nerdy references right, I believe it's from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

If I know my nerdy references right, I believe it's from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

Oh. I don't watch Star Trek *flees*

...

...what does Khan have to do with you thinking I'm from the UK anyway?

If I know my nerdy references right, I believe it's from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

:eek:

:eek:

*doesn't get it*

:eek:

What? Am I wrong?

What? Am I wrong?

Either that's a very creepy reference, or you made were REALLY incorrect in your references.

Either that's a very creepy reference, or you made were REALLY incorrect in your references.

Well, referencing Star Trek isn't exactly disturbing (To most people.), so I'll have to assume my references are way off.

Well, referencing Star Trek isn't exactly disturbing (To most people.), so I'll have to assume my references are way off.

Probably wildly off.

2. People think I'm a smoker for some damn reason. Strange people I've never met try to bum smokes off me. It's goddamn annoying. I'm thinking of taking up smoking just so I can light one up in front of them and say "no".Smokers tend to do that all the time. ;)

I might......might, have some sort of obsession with death, murder, serial killers, and psychosis.

my doctor says it's probably one of those morbid things nobody talks about, which actually means it's probably abnormal but he's scared of me.I don't have a particular obsession with that stuff, but it does interest me from a psychology point of view.

Well, referencing Star Trek isn't exactly disturbing (To most people.), so I'll have to assume my references are way off.

it was a test and you failed, it's okay, here's a cookie for your trouble.

http://sendthemcookies.com/s/images/chocolate_chip_cookie_bitten.jpg

People seem to get the odd misconception that I care about how they insult me.
Global warming deniers get the odd misconception that their labelling of me as an 'envirofascist' and as one of the 'sheeple' will have any effect on me.

And lastly, anti-EU groups seem to get the weirdest misconception of all, that because I occasionally defend the EU and its policies that it means that I'm pro-EU.
I feel like pointing out to them that, oddly enough, whilst I may dislike the EU, it is not inherently in the wrong in every situation. As an example, it is against murder...

:fluffle:

Yay, my fluffle-spam fast is over! :fluffle:

you were in a fast

you were in a fast

kind of... but unintentionally

Just haven't found a good oppurtunity to fluffle...

Oh well :fluffle:

kind of... but unintentionally

Just haven't found a good oppurtunity to fluffle...

Oh well :fluffle:

oh and no don't want to make you sick

People frequently think I'm female.

Oh, and two people I work with think I look like I'm from Hanson. Yes, the band.

Hahahhahaha....My best friend just told me that one of her guy friends actually thought I was a lesbian. And I've known him for eight months. LOL...my day has been made.


So, what are the funniest things people have mistakenly thought about you recently?

.... You mean you're not a lesbian?!

Oh. I don't watch Star Trek *flees*

...

...what does Khan have to do with you thinking I'm from the UK anyway?

KHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Well, no, I don't watch Star Trek either. That's the only line I know from it.

KHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Well, no, I don't watch Star Trek either. That's the only line I know from it.

But what does it have to do with Zarakon thinking I'm from the UK?

But what does it have to do with Zarakon thinking I'm from the UK?

Basically nothing. You had foiled me with your EVILE (WITH A VILE!) at the end.

it was a test and you failed, it's okay, here's a cookie for your trouble.

http://sendthemcookies.com/s/images/chocolate_chip_cookie_bitten.jpg

Thanks, but what was the test?

Also, that picture's URL is at one of the best URLs I've ever seen. (Barring, of course, the URL which is the decryption code for HD-DVDS.com. Except it's actually the code, so it's obscenely long. That's the best URL ever.

Thanks, but what was the test?
I just wanted to see what you would do.

Also, that picture's URL is at one of the best URLs I've ever seen. (Barring, of course, the URL which is the decryption code for HD-DVDS.com. Except it's actually the code, so it's obscenely long. That's the best URL ever.
alrighty then........I saw one once that was hilariously long......


http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustomsewing.com/


that is hilarious to me. who would remember it? I only remember it because if you poke around the site you will find that the creepy mom is trying to pimp out her modest daughter who is "always ready"

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I just wanted to see what you would do.


alrighty then........I saw one once that was hilariously long......


http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustomsewing.com/


that is hilarious to me. who would remember it? I only remember it because if you poke around the site you will find that the creepy mom is trying to pimp out her modest daughter who is "always ready"

[/offtopicsosorrymeaculpapleaseforgive]Oh Nine F Nine was a feature tune on my radio show at one point. :D

Well, first, NS thought I was a male for the first two years I was in the game. Quite a few shock for a lot of NS'ers who later learned I was a female.

My father thought I was a lesbian when I told him that I thought this old woman was so cute....yeah dad, like I'm going to become a lesbian for an old lady who was my patient.....uh huh.....great thinking genius.

I'm actually not 16. Many of pictures make me look younger than I really am. Again, another shock for many.

Oh, I'm not a 40 year old Philosophy professor. I got that once....don't ask.

Hmmm.....let's see....

I'm not a mother. Got that one many of times. Don't ask. I look 16 and people think I'm a mother....okay.....guess that works for some people.

Well, that's about all I have at the moment.

Oh and I can drink. People take one look at me and think "light weight" until I start drinking. Yeah, I can hold my liquor well, danke. :D

People think that I am rich/posh because of how I speak.
Men think that I don't notice them talking to my boobs.
People think I am weird because I live with a guy I met on NS.
Some people think that I drink. (I mean to excess on a regular basis)
People think I am sex mad. (I have no idea why this is)
People think that I am younger than I am (which is nice)