NationStates Jolt Archive


Male Flamingos Have Rights too!

Kryozerkia
24-05-2007, 16:20
Flamingo pair adopt jilted chick (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/gloucestershire/6679315.stm)

I don't want to post the full article, so you'll want to go to the link for the whole story.

WWT spokeswoman Jane Waghorn said: "Fernando and Carlos are a same sex couple who have been known to steal other flamingos' eggs by chasing them off their nest because they wanted to rear them themselves.

"They were rather good at sitting on eggs and hatching them, so last week when a nest was abandoned, it seemed like a good idea to make them surrogate parents."

This is awesome!

Gay flamingos raising a chick. That is just so cute!
Philosopy
24-05-2007, 16:27
Could there be a more appropriate use for the expression 'pink power'?
Jello Biafra
24-05-2007, 16:27
How awesome and wonderfully appropriate, given that 'flaming' is part of the name of the bird species.
Infinite Revolution
24-05-2007, 16:27
heh! cool :D
Dinaverg
24-05-2007, 16:50
Flaming(o), pink, gay...

What else?
Kryozerkia
24-05-2007, 17:01
Flaming(o), pink, gay...

What else?

At least they're pretty birdies. :)
Law Abiding Criminals
24-05-2007, 17:12
These flamingos are taking away good, God-fearing, church-going, heterosexual flamingos' babies just to corrupt them with the gay agenda! We must outlaw this behavior at once! New laws that prohibit gays from raising children that extend to all species! From humans to primates to flamingos all the way down to the lowliest of microbes! We must stop the insidious gay agenda before the gays steal our babies as well! DO YOU WANT GAY BABIES? WELL, DO YOU?

Wait, what? Where am I? :confused:
Kryozerkia
24-05-2007, 17:12
These flamingos are taking away good, God-fearing, church-going, heterosexual flamingos' babies just to corrupt them with the gay agenda! We must outlaw this behavior at once! New laws that prohibit gays from raising children that extend to all species! From humans to primates to flamingos all the way down to the lowliest of microbes! We must stop the insidious gay agenda before the gays steal our babies as well! DO YOU WANT GAY BABIES? WELL, DO YOU?

Wait, what? Where am I? :confused:

Yay for sarcasm!
Law Abiding Criminals
24-05-2007, 17:15
Yay for sarcasm!

Ah damn, I need to be less obvious with my sarcasm.

**stuffs scarcasm in a box that reads "This Is Not Sarcasm. Really. Nothing to See Here."**
Telesha
24-05-2007, 17:16
These flamingos are taking away good, God-fearing, church-going, heterosexual flamingos' babies just to corrupt them with the gay agenda! We must outlaw this behavior at once! New laws that prohibit gays from raising children that extend to all species! From humans to primates to flamingos all the way down to the lowliest of microbes! We must stop the insidious gay agenda before the gays steal our babies as well! DO YOU WANT GAY BABIES? WELL, DO YOU?

Wait, what? Where am I? :confused:

I think he was just possessed by the spirit of Falwell. Out Spirit! Back to whence you came!

I can't think of anything particularly witty to say about the flamingoes, so I'll just do a stereotypical FABULOUS! and be on my way.
Skaladora
24-05-2007, 17:18
I think he was just possessed by the spirit of Falwell. Out Spirit! Back to whence you came!

I can't think of anything particularly witty to say about the flamingoes, so I'll just do a stereotypical FABULOUS! and be on my way.

So much for Falwell, Phelps, and all the other nutjobs that like to throw words like "unnatural" when speaking of homosexuality.

Because, you know, it clearly happens in nature.

Homophobia, on the other hand... *shrugs* I don't see no homophobic flamingoes trying to guilt trip those new parents into living sad, lonely, unfulfilled lives.
Pwnageeeee
24-05-2007, 17:25
Flamingo pair adopt jilted chick (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/gloucestershire/6679315.stm)
Gay flamingos raising a chick.

lol...it's strange though that gay flamingos can raise a baby, but gay humans can't. :confused:
Psychotic Mongooses
24-05-2007, 17:28
They have the right to be tasty and washed down with a cold beer.




*That applies here right?*
Kryozerkia
24-05-2007, 17:43
They have the right to be tasty and washed down with a cold beer.




*That applies here right?*

Way off topic! Nice job!