NationStates Jolt Archive


The idiot is on TV

The_pantless_hero
24-05-2007, 16:12
Bush is on television right now talking out of his ass. Tune in for proper mocking.

And take a shot every time he says 9/11.
Kryozerkia
24-05-2007, 16:23
Too easy. :D Give us a real challenge!
The_pantless_hero
24-05-2007, 16:24
Too easy. :D Give us a real challenge!

And take two shots every time he ignores the real question.
UN Protectorates
24-05-2007, 16:26
What's happening? I can't see I'm all away across the channel!
Kryozerkia
24-05-2007, 16:26
And take two shots every time he ignores the real question.

So... that will make me 10 sheets to the wind? :D
Runny
24-05-2007, 16:27
Bush FTW
The_pantless_hero
24-05-2007, 16:33
What's happening? I can't see I'm all away across the channel!

They forgot to screen the reporters and Bush is about to break down.
UN Protectorates
24-05-2007, 16:35
They forgot to screen the reporters and Bush is about to break down.

Er. Really? What are they asking? Why's he on the TV anyway?
The_pantless_hero
24-05-2007, 16:36
Er. Really? What are they asking? Why's he on the TV anyway?

Because they thought it would be a smart idea for him to address the country directly. Yeah not really.
Runny
24-05-2007, 16:36
Bush is doing a better job than jon carey would've done oh and yes. I spelt his name wrong.
Szanth
24-05-2007, 16:38
Bush is doing a better job than jon carey would've done oh and yes. I spelt his name wrong.

I see a loltroll!
Nouvelle Wallonochia
24-05-2007, 16:39
Bush is doing a better job than jon carey would've done

Care to tell us where you bought your magic crystal ball that told you that?
SaintB
24-05-2007, 16:46
I was under the impression that everyone on TV was an idiot... isn't that why its called the boob tube, the idiot box, etc.
Call to power
24-05-2007, 16:52
http://www.ktordnance.com/images/phone.jpg

though to be fair since when was Bush listening to anything?
Fleckenstein
24-05-2007, 16:55
I was under the impression that everyone on TV was an idiot... isn't that why its called the boob tube, the idiot box, etc.

Now now now
Im just a boy
I watch too much tv
Nobody knows, nobody knows
Casper the ghost is so friendly
Nobody knows, nobody knows
Sitting in my living room
With nothing else to do
I think Im going blind
Just like mr. magoo
I know every single ending
Of every scooby doo
Now

(chorus)
Turn off the idiot box
Its a disease just like the chicken pox
Turn off the idiot box
Now

Find yourself a partner
Turn on the television
And let it control your mind

Friends, romans, countrymen,
Ive got something to say
Nobody knows, nobody knows
Get up off the couch
Get up go out and play
Nobody knows, nobody knows

(chorus)

Children I want to warn ya
cuz Ive been to california
Where mickey mouse is a demon

Turn it off if you are able
Nobody knows, nobody knows
Take a pair of scissors
And cut off that cable
Nobody knows, nobody knows

(chorus)

-- The Aquabats
Kryozerkia
24-05-2007, 17:00
Bush is doing a better job than jon carey would've done oh and yes. I spelt his name wrong.

There is no way of knowing if Kerry would have been better or worse. He would have done it differently though.
Myrmidonisia
24-05-2007, 17:13
Bush is doing a better job than jon carey would've done oh and yes. I spelt his name wrong.

Gosh. I thought you meant Drew Carey...
Remote Observer
25-05-2007, 15:49
There you go, watching TV again...
Battered Haggis
25-05-2007, 16:03
wait a minute?! UNSCREENED REPORTERS?!

Without people pulling the strings bush must sound like even more of a gibbering idiot
UpwardThrust
25-05-2007, 17:29
Bush is on television right now talking out of his ass. Tune in for proper mocking.

And take a shot every time he says 9/11.

Only once from the press release (though he says "September" 5 times)

Though he says terror 6 times

Iraq 54 times

he says "American" 33 times

"Iran" 11 times

"Democrat" 8 times
Boonytopia
26-05-2007, 07:52
http://www.ktordnance.com/images/phone.jpg

though to be fair since when was Bush listening to anything?

Nice! :D
The Parkus Empire
26-05-2007, 09:01
Bush is doing a better job than jon carey would've done oh and yes. I spelt his name wrong.

I seriously agree. Though still Bush is a complete moron.