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Ok, I'm turning 18 today! *whohoooo!*

So, now I'm old enough to:
-drive a car or motorcycle (need driverslicense first though)
-*legally* buy and use weed/shrooms/any kind of legal drug they sell in this place
-visit a prostitute
-become a member of parliament or even Prime Minister :eek:

or I could just spend another day on NSG...:D

poll coming...

Happy Birthday!!:)

I have to wait 3 more years till I can drink...legally.;)

Happy Birthday!!:)

I have to wait 3 more years till I can drink...legally.;)

haha

OP go visit a prostitute

Take some shrooms and chill out to the first three tracks on Abraxas by Santana, then the whole of their album Caravanserai.

Dope is legal where you are? :p Probably Holland, then.

Anyway, I say: all of the above. Go ape! Just be sure to watch for snakebite. :eek:

Thanks guys!

A lot of good advice already ;)

[QUOTE=Thumbless Pete Crabbe;12688414]Dope is legal where you are? :p Probably Holland, then.QUOTE]


Hom did you know? :p

Congratulations, you share a birthday with Bob Dylan. Happy Birthday, Bob. And you, of course.

Ok, I'm turning 18 today! *whohoooo!*

So, now I'm old enough to:
-drive a car or motorcycle (need driverslicense first though)
-*legally* buy and use weed/shrooms/any kind of legal drug they sell in this place
-visit a prostitute
-become a member of parliament or even Prime Minister :eek:

or I could just spend another day on NSG...:D

poll coming...

Objection! You can only become an MP or Prime Minister at 21!

At least if you live in the UK.

Objection! You can only become an MP or Prime Minister at 21!

At least if you live in the UK.

Nope, it's 18, since the Electoral Administration Act 2006.

Nope, it's 18, since the Electoral Administration Act 2006.

Really?! Damn it! I could be sitting in the Scottish Parliament right now if I knew...

Don't limit yourself, do them all.

Really?! Damn it! I could be sitting in the Scottish Parliament right now if I knew...

You want Westminster; I've heard they have free beer.

Hey, it's my birthday too, only 17 though. Still, since it's Australia, I should have my provisional driver's licence by now... oh well, I'll get around to it eventually. Anyways, happy birthday!:D My advice, seriously, don't do weed, is bad. Schizophrenia is no fun, and leads to lousy prime ministers :p

Jesus H. Christ! How many peoples' birthdays is it today? My sister's, Shearer's, two on NSG, someone else in my 6th form and someone in year 11.

:eek:

happy birthday! :D

buy drugs *nod*

Jesus H. Christ! How many peoples' birthdays is it today? My sister's, Shearer's, two on NSG, someone else in my 6th form and someone in year 11.

:eek:


Who's Shearer, then?!

Ok, I'm turning 18 today! *whohoooo!*

So, now I'm old enough to:
-drive a car or motorcycle (need driverslicense first though)
-*legally* buy and use weed/shrooms/any kind of legal drug they sell in this place
-visit a prostitute
-become a member of parliament or even Prime Minister :eek:

or I could just spend another day on NSG...:D

poll coming...
Happy Birthday to You!

Now that you're eighteen, you've got adult responsibilities! You get to start worrying about keeping a job, paying bills--like rent, car insurance, and so on--and buying your food. In other words, you just grew up. Congratulations! Like most people you'll probably lead a dull and boring life without any sort of fulfillment whatsoever! :)

Jesus H. Christ! How many peoples' birthdays is it today? My sister's, Shearer's, two on NSG, someone else in my 6th form and someone in year 11.

:eek:

Well, as a rough guess I'd say it's 6 billion divided by 365.

Here's a list. http://www.brainyhistory.com/daysbirth/birth_may_24.html

You can go have a beer with Eric Cantona, I bet he's celebrating, too. :D

Well, as a rough guess I'd say it's 6 billion divided by 365.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_paradox

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_paradox

That meant nothing to me. :p

I should just stress that when I said 'rough guess', I really did mean it.

That meant nothing to me. :p

I should just stress that when I said 'rough guess', I really did mean it.

And here I thought you enjoyed math. Must be mixing you up with someone else...I do that a lot around here. Oftentimes I'll confuse random people with each other like Cabra West and Czardas.

And here I thought you enjoyed math. Must be mixing you up with someone else...I do that a lot around here. Oftentimes I'll confuse random people with each other like Cabra West and Czardas.

Maths! Not a chance. Dropped it at school at the earliest opportunity.

Visit a prostitute, but make sure he's STD-free.

Maths! Not a chance. Dropped it at school at the earliest opportunity.
So what is your favorite subject? I must gather knowledge on everyone!

Visit a prostitute, but make sure he's STD-free.
He? Something tells me the original poster is male and straight. Male due to the beer bit and the mentioning of a prostitute as an option(it's a good bet) and straight because there are a lot more straight males than gay males.

Not that any of that means anything...for all I know our straight male original poster might prefer male prostitutes anyway.

In any case, Imma bet on a female prostitute for this guy.

So what is your favorite subject? I must gather knowledge on everyone!

Well, my degree was in politics, and I'm currently finishing a graduate diploma in law, with the aim of practising that in about a year.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_paradox
I thought more people would be born in the first half of November.

BTW, happy birthday!

Well, my degree was in politics, and I'm currently finishing a graduate diploma in law, with the aim of practising that in about a year.

Ah. Well, good luck with that.

Brutland and Norden: Me too. It's odd.

That meant nothing to me. :p

I should just stress that when I said 'rough guess', I really did mean it.

You should have at least posited that was the null hypothesis.