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Imagine you are about to eat your last meal ever. (Perhaps the world is about to blow up, or you are - never mind the reason - go with the flow here).

What would you order if you could have anything at all?

Here's mine:
Starter - spicy mussels - really hot and peppery.
Main course - a curry of some kind. Maybe goat curry. Again hot, well flavoured. with lots of rice. Yum.
Sweet - really amazing home made ice cream. Like pecan and maple, or something similar.
To drink - I tasted champagne beer recently and liked it a lot. A few cold ones would be great.

I'm not sure if these dishes would sit well together but as it is my last meal who cares about the after effects.

Now I've typed this - I'm off for a snack.

Rat poison.


What?

Something supremely unhealthy. :D

Maybe fried chicken, cornbread, lots of real butter, potato salad. Lemonade or sweet tea, coke. Afterward, pie.

:confused:
Wouldn't be able to get a bite through my throat, I guess.

Or maybe something that would take an eternity to chew ... ??

I'll keep eating till I explode! Never mind what...

Maybe I'll try things I've never tried before, like fried grasshoppers or something.

I'd eat whatever the person under me posted.

I'd eat whatever the person under me posted.

I'd love some dog shit covered in the gravy of a cow with diarrhoea.

Or some scampi and steak...it's all good.

I'd love some dog shit covered in the gravy of a cow with diarrhoea.

Or some scampi and steak...it's all good.

Steak is good.

Steak and kidney and/or ale pie. Mit pub chips. And a lovely pint of bitter.
Followed by strawberries and cream.

Sorry to be stereotypically English. :p

Why bother with the food? I'd just go straight for the booze.

My executioner. :p

Bah, am I not being executed? In that case, lamb chops.

Starter : Vegetable Broth with some nice thick bits of Wheaten bread

Fish Course : No idea but I thought i'd include it since that Britains Greatest Chef show always seems to have it

Main Course : Steak, boiled baby potatoes, carrots, peas, mashed potatoes, roast potatoes, sausages, garlic potatoes

Dessert : Apple strudel and vanilla ice cream from a cafe I love in Berlin

Drink : Shloer. (always had it on special occasions as a kid so it would be a good comfort drink)

Oo!

i would have:

for starter, something light... fuck it... deep fried breadcrumbed brie quarter with sweet chilli sauce and green salad.

for main course... hmmm... i'm so tempted with thai green curry but this is a last meal so it must be something entirely satisfying and comforting too.. so, game pie in shortcrust pastry with roasted winter vegetables and maybe some chunky mshed potatoes. and gravy, lots of gravy.

dessert would have to be warm maple and pecan pie with vanilla icecream.

all washed down with a box of heavy cypriot red wine. maybe followed by a bottle of dark rum and tonnes of crushed ice and limes with a smidge of cola.


i'm so hungry.

Elixir of Life.

I guess I'd get a six-pack.

Hmmmm...

Fish and chips. Tonnes of fish and chips.
Pasta. Uncooked pasta. Lots and lots of uncooked pasta.
Margherita pizza.

Not a particularly good combination, but no-one said we had to eat it all at once.

Also, I demand a doggy bag to take to Heaven!*


*Or Hell. I'd prefer Limbo to them both, though.

Sunday roast wouldn't be too shabby maybe I could get free refills on the mango juice too :)

though if I found out I was going to die right now...I demand a cheese and cucumber sandwich!!!

Also, I demand a doggy bag to take to Heaven!*


Good call! :D

all the unhealthy, fat and greasy food I can get :D

Hmmmm...

Fish and chips. Tonnes of fish and chips.
Pasta. Uncooked pasta. Lots and lots of uncooked pasta.
Margherita pizza.

Not a particularly good combination, but no-one said we had to eat it all at once.

Also, I demand a doggy bag to take to Heaven!*


*Or Hell. I'd prefer Limbo to them both, though.

why? isn't limbo just like a waiting room?

I would eat some kind of super-formulated stuff that prevents me from exploding, enables me to prevent the world from exploding, or whatever is necessary to stop the catastrophe from taking place, and it would also have the side effect of making me never have to eat again.

Oh, that doesn't exist? OK then. A whole barful of chicken wings with a few gallons of Ranch dressing, and either Coke or Pepsi to wash it down. And make the wings spicy. And chock the Coke/Pepsi (depending on what I'm in the mood for) full of caffeine and sugar...ah hel, gimme Jolt instead. Bottomless.

why? isn't limbo just like a waiting room?

I go by the description which I get after taking this test; my result is always Limbo when I retest myself.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


It sounds much better than Paradise to me.

Good call! :D

Thanks. :)

I go by the description which I get after taking this test; my result is always Limbo when I retest myself.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv



It sounds much better than Paradise to me.

you should start a new thread on that, it's fun. i got the 6th level of hell, a place occupied by infernal Furries apparently, heh! apparently i am deviant enough to associate with such people!

Hmm. Well I'd probably combine a few different types of food from different cultures, just because it'd be nice to eat things from around the world to remember it all and such.

Starter - Spring rolls, for sure. If the executioners are feeling nice, then I'd also have some chappattis with some chickpeas, too.

Main course - Steak-frites, with some Lebanese salad and falafels as the side dish. As well as the rare steak, I'd also add the sole English bit - some battered haddock.

Dessert - Some tarte au citron, some Dime-bar cheesecake and a whole heap of ice cream with chocolate sauce. And then 3 after eights, just because I could, and I wouldn't feel particularly guilty for it.

To drink - to start with, a few Peronis and some good Sauvignon Blanc. To finish, a pack of sleeping pills washed down with a pint of whiskey.

*edits*

Oh and it seems I end up in Limbo.

you should start a new thread on that, it's fun. i got the 6th level of hell, a place occupied by infernal Furries apparently, heh! apparently i am deviant enough to associate with such people!

I might do.
I really do like that test, answering all the questions with 100% honesty and still getting my preferred place makes me feel very happy; if there is an afterlife then I hope it's according to this test!

Yootopia:
Congratulations! We can have philosophical debates for all eternity now! :)

Done.
New thread is up.

Just give me a Stuffed Crust pizza with black olives on it with a Pepsi to drink. I'll be just fine.

Lentil soup with lots of lentils, potatoes, bacon, parsley and those little sausages. A small basket of rye bread. A pineapple and plain white joghurt.

And coup of coffee and a couple of cold frosty beers.

A Chicago Deep Dish Cheese pizza from one of the following places: Giordanos, Lou Malnati's, Edwardo's, or the Original Pizzeria Uno (not the chains you see in malls, I mean the original one where they invented the deep dish).

Roast Dodo with a Passenger Pigeon stuffing.

Appetizer: Chicken quesadillas
Entree: Fettucine alfredo with chicken
Dessert: Chocolate brownies stacked like a cake covered in cake frosting topped with chocolate chips, chocolate sprinkles, and oreo cookies all smothered in hot fudge.