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Allright Y'all time for your favorite Beastie Boys Lyric. You know you got one!
Allthough I'm a big MC A Fan here's mine:
"A the D.R.O.C.K, I use the micropohone like Picasso used clay!"

I don't listen to hip-hop, but I do remember they had a line in one song about Rod Carew. I'm going with that.

"I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a whiffleball bat..."

Ha, I love the Beastie Boys :D

I don't listen to hip-hop, but I do remember they had a line in one song about Rod Carew. I'm going with that.

I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew. From "Sure Shot."


It's not technically a Beastie Boys lyric, but there's a sample in "B-Boys Makin With the Freak-Freak" where some comic says "Shit. If this gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." That ought to be a sig.

It's not technically a Beastie Boys lyric, but there's a sample in "B-Boys Makin With the Freak-Freak" where some comic says "Shit. If this gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." That ought to be a sig.

Hahahaha, yup, that's freaking gold...best line ever:D

Mom, took away your best porno mag...

Classic:D

Mom, took away your best porno mag...

Classic:D
Bust it.

"...and in the bathroom, GIRLS!"

haha :P my fav

They're bustin' rhymes with a 98% accuracy.
I believe that qualifies as ill.

Hey, let me talk to Cookie Puss.

Um, there's no Cookie Puss here...

Okay, let me talk to Cookie O'Puss.

They're bustin' rhymes with a 98% accuracy.
I believe that qualifies as ill.

You know, you can find the Beastie Boys during the Futurama theme song if you go through the right channels. *ahem*

Too many to choose from!

“My work is my play cause I’m playing when I work,
My name’s Mike D, as you can see and I can dot the jerk”

“Dogs love me cause I’m crazy sniffable,
I bet you never knew I got the ill peripheral”

“Well, I’m a funky-ass Jew and I’m on my way,
And yes I got to say fuck the KKK”

"SABOTAAAAGE!!!"

One that sticks in my mind, not because of its wonderful wordplay, but because it amuses me, is the altered lyrics from Ch-Check It Out (Radio Version):

“All you klingons in your grandmas house”

instead of:

“All you klingons in your fuckin house”

It just pleases me intensely for some reason.

Though, if I had to pick a favourite:

"Jazz and AWOL that's our team,
Step inside the party disrupt the whole scene,
When it comes to beats well I'm a fiend,
I like my sugar with coffee and cream!"

"Man, living at home is such a drag"

(Too bad nobody ever seems to get the irony in that song.)

How Bout: "I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast!"
or
"M.I.K.E to the D, you come and see me and you pay fee..."

To many to chose from. But here is a few.

I think her name is Lucy but they all call Loose


I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!



"Now my name is M.C.A. - I've got a license to kill

I think you know what time it is - it's time to get ill



You've got gall you've got guile

To step to me I'm a rapophile




I Can't Stand It I Know You Planned It

But I'm Gonna Set It Straight, This Watergate

I'm also fond of:

Strictly hand held is the style that goes
Never rock the mic with the pantyhose

Originally Posted by The Nazz
It's not technically a Beastie Boys lyric, but there's a sample in "B-Boys Makin With the Freak-Freak" where some comic says "Shit. If this gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." That ought to be a sig.


haha that is a great lyric, also another one at the end of another song "wouldn't it be nice to play basketball in the rain and not get wet" (or something to that effect) is also a good

I think my favorite would have to be from the song car theif, although its a few lines

I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie

I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
I don't buy cheeba I grow it
*I'm a farmer* people always trying to get next to me
But I'm down with Jalil Donkey and Ecstasy
Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser
Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush
Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush
You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror
My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her

and Pauls Boutique is their best cd ever! now if only I knew where I put it :(

Though, if I had to pick a favourite:

"Jazz and AWOL that's our team,
Step inside the party disrupt the whole scene,
When it comes to beats well I'm a fiend,
I like my sugar with coffee and cream!"

:D

Allright Y'all time for your favorite Beastie Boys Lyric. You know you got one!
Allthough I'm a big MC A Fan here's mine:
"A the D.R.O.C.K, I use the micropohone like Picasso used clay!"

NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN

"I'm so high, you call me your highness!":D

I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew. From "Sure Shot."


Ah, so it is. They can't be all bad if they like Rod Carew. :D

"You gotta fight for your right to paaaaaaaarty!"

...so slick it'll make you feel all queasy
make you do like Fred Sanford with 'I'm comin Wheezy!'

from Oh Word...

Im the creepy crawler that be crawling your walls
and im the shot caller when it comes to shot calls


same song...

Yo what the doofus, say good night
youre Snidely Whiplash I'm Dudey Do-Right

Hate them all, as with any song by any hip-hop act.

Hate them all, as with any song by any hip-hop act.
Twelve thousand posts is too many to be a douchebag troll.

Well I`m On `Til The Crack Of Dawn Mowing Down M.C.`s Like I`m Mowing A Lawn

Mike D grabbed the money
MCA grabbed the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.


You've got to admire the fact that they've got priorities. Get paid, get laid, get drunk.

Mike D grabbed the money
MCA grabbed the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.


You've got to admire the fact that they've got priorities. Get paid, get laid, get drunk.
That's what the Beastie Boys are all about.

You gotta fight! for your right! to paaarrrrrrrtay!!!

cha cha cha ckeck it out wha wha what its all about

you gotta fight! for your right! to party!

Only 24 hours in a day
Only 12 notes a man can play
Music for all and not just one people

Ad Rock Down With The Ione
Listen To The Shit Cause Both Of Them Is Boney
Got To Do It Like This Like Chachi And Joanie
Because She's The Cheese And I'm The Macaroni

"You gotta fight for your right to paaaaaaaarty!"

I do hope you of all people got the irony.

You gotta fight! for your right! to paaarrrrrrrtay!!!

I have no idea, but your "1337" name (:rolleyes:) makes me suspect you didn't catch the irony and thought that was a real party/attitude anthem...

Hate them all, as with any song by any hip-hop act.

:rolleyes:

Whatever.

Hey professor, what's another word for pirate treasure? Why I think its booty. Booty thats what it is.

"Man, living at home is such a drag"

(Too bad nobody ever seems to get the irony in that song.)

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Twelve thousand posts is too many to be a douchebag troll.

Au contraire.

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Looks like your e key and w key are stuck together it seems, pry them out and make sure everything is clean.

"Jazz and AWOL that's our team,
Step inside the party disrupt the whole scene,
When it comes to beats well I'm a fiend,
I like my sugar with coffee and cream!"
That one!!!

But there really is a lot to choose from!

Hey professor, what's another word for pirate treasure? Why I think its booty. Booty thats what it is.

You beat me!


okay I'll just share some others.

- I've got depth of perception in my text y'all I get props at my Mention 'cause I vex y'all

- it's wack when you're jacked in the back of a Ride with your know with your flow when you're out getting by (this ones just fun)

- But little do you know about something that I talk about I'm tired Of driving it's due time that I walk about but in the meantime, I'm Wise to the demise I've got eyes in the back of my head so I realize

- I've got billions and billions of rhymes to flex Cause I've got more rhymes than Carl Sagan's got turtlenecks

BEASTIE BOYS LYRICS

"In A World Gone Mad"

[CHORUS]
In a world gone mad it's hard to think right
So much violence hate and spite
Murder going on all day and night
Due time we fight the non-violent fight

Mirrors, smokescreens and lies
It's not the politicians but their actions I despise
You and Saddam should kick it like back in the day
With the cocaine and Courvoisier
But you build more bombs as you get more bold
As your mid-life crisis war unfolds
All you want to do is take control
Now put that axis of evil bullshit on hold
Citizen rule number 2080
Politicians are shady
So people watch your back 'cause I think they smoke crack
I don't doubt it look at how they act

[CHORUS]
In a world gone mad it's hard to think right
So much violence hate and spite
Murder going on all day and night
Due time we fight the non-violent fight

First the 'War On Terror' now war on Iraq
We're reaching a point where we can't turn back
Let's lose the guns and let's lose the bombs
And stop the corporate contributions that their built upon
Well I'll be sleeping on your speeches 'til I start to snore
'Cause I won't carry guns for an oil war
As-Salamu alaikum, wa alaikum assalam
Peace to the Middle East peace to Islam
Now don't get us wrong 'cause we love America
But that's no reason to get hysterica
They're layin' on the syrup thick
We ain't waffles we ain't havin' it

[CHORUS]
In a world gone mad it's hard to think right
So much violence hate and spite
Murder going on all day and night
Due time we fight the non-violent fight

Now how many people must get killed?
For oil families pockets to get filled?
How many oil families get killed?
Not a damn one so what's the deal?

It's time to lead the way and de-escalate
Lose the weapons of mass destruction and the hate
Say ooh ah what's the White House doin'?
Oh no! Say, what in tarnation have they got brewing?!
Well I'm not pro Bush and I'm not pro Saddam
We need these fools to remain calm
George Bush you're looking like Zoolander
Trying to play tough for the camera
What am I on crazy pills? We've got to stop it
Get your hand out my grandma's pocket
We need health care more than going to war
You think it's democracy they're fighting for?

[CHORUS]
In a world gone mad it's hard to think right
So much violence hate and spite
Murder going on all day and night
Due time we fight the non-violent fight

I got the skills to pay the bills!