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Question 1) What if pro abortionists make a movie about aliens constantly impregnating women in order to start a subtle invasion (sending in a lare army would be obvious and they'd all get shot however sending a few elite agents disgusied as humans to knock as many chicks as possible then use a mind ray to make all the fetuses soldiers when born would catch humanity by surprise) however a brave and buff looking gynecologist notices something strange, somehow works the whole thing out and finds out about the aliens plans and then to protect humanity aborts as many alien babies as possible but finds out that somehow the all unborn were mind controlled so they'd fight for the aliens when born so he has to abort as many babies human and otherwise as possible in order for humanity to survive. And while doing so he has to fight off alien agents and armies of fundamentalists.

How much would this movie piss people off?

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Question 2) How much more would it piss people off if the aliens were Mexican?

It sounds boring and unoriginal.

It wouldn't 'piss me off' though.

It sounds boring and unoriginal.

It wouldn't 'piss me off' though.

How much would it piss people off in general though?

I tried to read your post, but my head asploded. This is an automated response in the case that my head should asplode.

How much would it piss people off in general though?

I predict a box office bomb and a minimal amount of outrage.

Bush would move to have the babies deported to Mexico. >_>

If the script was written with only two periods/full stops as well, it would piss off all the actors.

Anyway.... why are you delving into the realm of Dragons?

I tried to read your post, but my head asploded. This is an automated response in the case that my head should asplode.

dude if anything should make your head splode it'd be my friends ide of a giant cosmic monster connecting the planets with toothpicks and making a top that hovers in space and orbits the sun. Or the mailman one I made that got deleted. :p

This is the diet version of my hypothetical madness! :D

Bush would move to have the babies deported to Mexico. >_>

Idea! *tweaks first post*

If the script was written with only two periods/full stops as well, it would piss off all the actors.

Anyway.... why are you delving into the realm of Dragons?

Dragons are raping our women in order to take over the earth?!?!?!:eek:

That must hurt. :(

ERm...HOIT! *puts tin foil hat on and puts up coat hangers*

Alright.. here is the publics response.

We are so pissed off, that We are urinating without a tube. Hear Us Yawn!
:upyours::sniper::mp5::gundge::upyours:

Didn't South Park do an episode where the abortionist was the hero, by aborting the anti-Christ? I don't recall any protests. :p

sounds like a bad preggie porno

Alright.. here is the publics response.

We are so pissed off, that We are urinating without a tube. Hear Us Yawn!
:upyours::sniper::mp5::gundge::upyours:

ROFL!

What about fundies though, there are a heck of a lot of them. What wacky stuff will they do?

I bet if you switched from crack to pot, SL, your delusions would become far more reasonable.

I bet if you switched from crack to pot, SL, your delusions would become far more reasonable.

I don't do drugs! I'm Filipino! We don't need drugs to act like this! :rolleyes:

What if pro abortionists make a movie about aliens constantly impregnating women...
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SWEETNESS! My imaginary friends will cut their way out of my thought bubble and take over the world! I need only to imagine an army under my command to cut itself out them have them march on earth capitol! :D

Sounds like a B-movie to me. It would have to be made with shaky cameras and look like a film student's project.

Sounds like a B-movie to me. It would have to be made with shaky cameras and look like a film student's project.

Or they could make it anime to cut the costs.

Is This (http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?dest=9999999997&product_id=5599573&sourceid=0100000030660805202498) any better? And it stars Ron Perlman too!:p

Sorry 'bout the link I couldn't find any other site that has it, Guess it pretty obscure even for a recent film.

Sounds like a B-movie to me. It would have to be made with shaky cameras and look like a film student's project.

It sounds a bit like Village of the Dammed. At least the alien pregnancy part does.

Is This (http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?dest=9999999997&product_id=5599573&sourceid=0100000030660805202498) any better? And it stars Ron Perlman too!:p

Sorry 'bout the link I could find any other site that has it, Guess it pretty obscure even for a recent film.

Dude, a movie actually existing that has a similarity with my political joke is sorta creepy. :eek:

It sounds a bit like Village of the Dammed. At least the alien pregnancy part does.

Yeah. That village would have been much better off if the babies had been aborted, instead of waiting for the teacher to blow them up and stuff.

Dude, a movie actually existing that has a similarity with my political joke is sorta creepy. :eek:

wait I thought your thread was about an actual movie. I offered this as a counter to your film.

But don't be surprised that they havent already made a movie about any brainfart anyone would have already.

I don't do drugs! I'm Filipino! We don't need drugs to act like this! :rolleyes:

It's true. They get high on duck embryos. :( It's a social menace.

I bet if you switched from crack to pot, SL, your delusions would become far more reasonable.

Or at least more mellow

*reads post* Oh....my head....it....hu----

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It's true. They get high on duck embryos. :( It's a social menace.

They get high on ,duck embroyos, pig blood, household cleaners, pollution, their food, alchohol, carbs, ect.

A whole smegging lot really. :(

The only outrage would be over how shitty the movie was.

Or at least more mellow

I ahve more mellow ones but they are not allowed on the forums.

An example would be my idea of an anime show about a mormon goddess flooding the earth with babies or an estrogen pill that makes women bulge out like the gangster emo kid on Akira who had the weird powers.

The only outrage would be over how shitty the movie was.

But what if it had a really compelling script?

I don't do drugs! I'm Filipino! We don't need drugs to act like this! :rolleyes:

I hate ethnic stereotyping, but remembering my ex girlfriend, I think it's true. :D

The only outrage would be over how shitty the movie was.

Like any bad idea, it might still work as a comedy. :p

What the fuck are you smoking SL?

Question 1) What if pro abortionists make a movie about aliens constantly impregnating women in order to start a subtle invasion (sending in a lare army would be obvious and they'd all get shot however sending a few elite agents disgusied as humans to knock as many chicks as possible then use a mind ray to make all the fetuses soldiers when born would catch humanity by surprise) however a brave and buff looking gynecologist notices something strange, somehow works the whole thing out and finds out about the aliens plans and then to protect humanity aborts as many alien babies as possible but finds out that somehow the all unborn were mind controlled so they'd fight for the aliens when born so he has to abort as many babies human and otherwise as possible in order for humanity to survive. And while doing so he has to fight off alien agents and armies of fundamentalists.

How much would this movie piss people off?

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Question 2) How much more would it piss people off if the aliens were Mexican?

Mexican babies, I could careless about. In fact, I would rather us invade Mexico instead, atleast they wont have to move to the US in order to escape their problems, THEY WOULD BE IN IT!

Yes, I don't think I have much to say about this.

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"People are furious that 3,000+ people died on 9/11. That 3,000+ people died in the war of Iraq. No one complains that 2,000+ people die everyday due to abortion."

What the fuck are you smoking SL?

I already told you guys! I SMOKE NOTHING BECAUSE I'M FILIPINO!


People are even backing me up on that fact.

"People are furious that 3,000+ people died on 9/11. That 3,000+ people died in the war of Iraq. No one complains that 2,000+ people die everyday due to abortion."

Yeah...

You are aware that abortion lowers the crime rate? Abortions actually make the world a safer place.

Yeah...

You are aware that abortion lowers the crime rate? Abortions actually make the world a safer place.

Exactly. AND, it naturally curbs the number of social liberals having kids. :p

I hate ethnic stereotyping, but remembering my ex girlfriend, I think it's true. :D

Did she try to forcefeed you a cooked dog or something? :rolleyes:

[curious]

What'd she do?!

[curious/]

I must learn more about my people and heritage. :p:D

Exactly. AND, it naturally curbs the number of social liberals having kids. :p

Technically with the way liberals treat their bodies (because they think it's ok and stuff despite it affects their offspring negatively) its a miracle they're even fertile.

Did she try to forcefeed you a cooked dog or something? :rolleyes:


I think that's more of a Korean thing. She probably made him eat at Jollibee, and gave him intestinal parasites that way. :p

Technically with the way liberals treat their bodies (because they think it's ok and stuff despite it affects their offspring negatively) its a miracle they're even fertile.

That's true. I don't think the "Legalize It!" crowd has too many kids. :p Or, if they do, they're probably born premature and end up in the hospital incinerator.

That's true. I don't think the "Legalize It!" crowd has too many kids. :p Or, if they do, they're probably born premature and end up in the hospital incinerator.

According to South Park liberals have lax sexual values to make tons of fetuses nonstop so they can eat them and gain more powers. So bumb, abort, eat, bumb, abort eat, in a nonstop process of conception and digestion. :D

According to South Park liberals have lax sexual values to make tons of fetuses nonstop so they can eat them and gain more powers. So bumb, abort, eat, bumb, abort eat, in a nonstop process of conception and digestion. :D

Haven't seen that episode yet, but it doesn't surprise me. :p

Haven't seen that episode yet, but it doesn't surprise me. :p

Thats why even though they're wishy washy their powerful in hand to hand combat. :D

Did she try to forcefeed you a cooked dog or something? :rolleyes:

[curious]

What'd she do?!

[curious/]

I must learn more about my people and heritage. :p:D

You wouldn't need to forcefeed me dog, I'd eat it gladly. :D

She was just kinda loopy, but cute. And really really naughty in bed. :D:fluffle: