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Here's the Scenario the characters from Marvel Comics and the Characters from DC Comics (ALL OF THEM FROM BOTH SIDES) get into an all out war! Who Wins?....

I'd say Marvel cause...Marvel is cooler...

Ironman is a billionaire arms-dealer who can buy some kryptonite off of Lex Luthor and neutralize Superman...

Wolverine can just stab Batman to death...

Storm can control the weather...

and the rest of DC...kinda sucks...:p...anyway

LET THE WAR BEGIN!!

Here are sources for all to use

Marvel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Universe)

DC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DC_Universe)

Poll Coming

Poll?

And Dark Horse (http://www.darkhorse.com/) wins ;)

Or you could just buy a bunch of Versus cards and see which one kicks which ass.

:p

And you're kind of oversimplifying stuff.

As one example:

Batman has no superhuman powers. His most dangerous ability is how he thinks. He wouldn't take on Logan straight up. He'd study him, study him, then rig the fight to better the odds in his favor or at least even it. And he won't hesitate to come up with devices and other means of keeping himself alive and taking down Wolverine.

That is of course assuming they aren't on the same side to start with.

Pfffft. Like there’s any real competition.

Marvel wins hands down.

Logan alone could kick DC’s ass. And look bloody cool doing it.

After the way Alan Moore was treated, DC deserves it.

Poll?
I concur heartily.

Dark Horse wins ;)
If only for their re-issue/binding of Akira.

But Superman has Super-ventriloquism.

Or you could just buy a bunch of Versus cards and see which one kicks which ass.

:p

And you're kind of oversimplifying stuff.

As one example:

Batman has no superhuman powers. His most dangerous ability is how he thinks. He wouldn't take on Logan straight up. He'd study him, study him, then rig the fight to better the odds in his favor or at least even it. And he won't hesitate to come up with devices and other means of keeping himself alive and taking down Wolverine.

That is of course assuming they aren't on the same side to start with.

then GAMBIT (NOT CYCLOPS. I NEVER SAID CYCLOPS. LIAR!!) comes from behind and zaps him...EYEBLAST!

Marvel is cooler...
That is true, but I think DC would win because they love to flaunt Superman's DNA into everyone and everything that gets so much as half a panel. Thats a lot of people to shoot with Kryptonite. But seriously, DC loves playing the bullet-reflecting unkillable types way too much.
As Curious says, Darkhorse wins, 'cos Marv gives both sides the "Hard Goodbye"....:D:D

then cyclops comes from behind and zaps him...EYEBLAST!
But nobody cares, because everyone hates Cyclops.

Batman has no superhuman powers. His most dangerous ability is how he thinks. He wouldn't take on Logan straight up. He'd study him, study him, then rig the fight to better the odds in his favor or at least even it. And he won't hesitate to come up with devices and other means of keeping himself alive and taking down Wolverine.

Batman could coach...DC would have that advantage at least.

Mr. Rogers (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/) wins.

But nobody cares, because everyone hates Cyclops.

fine...gambit...

Mr. Rogers (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/) wins.

that video is getting really old...plus...godzilla and Shaq and Mr.Rogers aren't comic book characters...

Marvel.

Marvel is pwning DC in the poll

and Archie wimpers in the corner.

that video is getting really old...plus...godzilla and Shaq and Mr.Rogers aren't comic book characters...

"X vs Y" threads are old, too. Come to think of it, there's a couple DC types in there, but not one from Marvel . . .

fine...gambit...
Much better.

Remy LeBeau is teh cool.

DC didn't used to suck. It just started to in the late 90's and has been in a strong downward spiral since. Marvel sucks harder than DC because more than half of the heroes seem to have gotten their powers from inbreeding or a healthy dose of radiation poisoning.

Japanese anime pwns both.

Japanese anime pwns both.

Like I wanna watch big eye'd androginites ramble on about incosequencial shit goin' around them.

Guy1: No I stronger than you now by twelve fold by sacrificing and bonding to my girlfriend's soul.

Guy2: *With big suprised face* but that's that impossible... Unless

Guy1: That's right I'm the decendant of blah blah blah, My will blah blah blah. Your weak constitionals Blah blah blah...

*cut to two secounds of nonsensical action*

ooo.. you thought you got me but.... Ah, shit I can't keep writing this crap, but you get the idea.:D

Like I wanna watch big eye'd androginites ramble on about incosequencial shit goin' around them.

Guy1: No I stronger than you now by twelve fold by sacrificing and bonding to my girlfriend's soul.

Guy2: *With big suprised face* but that's that impossible... Unless

Guy1: That's right I'm the decendant of blah blah blah, My will blah blah blah. Your weak constitionals Blah blah blah...

*cut to two secounds of nonsensical action*

ooo.. you thought you got me but.... Ah, shit I can't keep writing this crap, but you get the idea.:D
That's because all they show here is stupid dubbed versions of the worst, most intellectually degrading anime they can find. Go watch Death Note and then tell me that's a dumb anime series.

That's because all they show here is stupid dubbed versions of the worst, most intellectually degrading anime they can find. Go watch Death Note and then tell me that's a dumb anime series.

Would I have to dig around one o' them novelty shops?

Would I have to dig around one o' them novelty shops?
har har. :p

The series has quite a big following on the internet. You can find all of the episodes on anime sites.

Would I have to dig around one o’ them novelty shops?
The internet, my dear, the internet.

It's there to be used.

DC. Here's why:

1. Superman wins, sorry folks, but that's the established rule of American comics.

2. Batman is far cooler than anything Marvel can cook up.

3. DC can invoke John Constantine, and any man who can get the best of the First of the Fallen AND cut the wings off an archangel is not going to have any problem with taking on Marvel.

(and finally, and most of all) 4. I'd take the Endless, especially Death, over anyone else.

Superman wins, sorry folks, but that’s the established rule of American comics.
Not in The Death of Superman or Superman: Red Son, to name two instances.

Batman is far cooler than anything Marvel can cook up.
Half the time. I grant you he’s one of the coolest comic characters, especially in the Arkham Asylum series, but a lot of the time, Batman is one cheesy, crap superhero.

DC can invoke John Constantine, and any man who can get the best of the First of the Fallen AND cut the wings off an archangel is not going to have any problem with taking on Marvel.
Must.. not.. fight.. against.. Moore........

If I’m being honest with myself, Moore’s contribution to DC alone (updated Swamp Thing and Superman, Watchmen, Constantine, etc.) should make me side for them in a fight, but I’m always drawn to the flashy tinsel that is the X-Men.

I’d take the Endless, especially Death, over anyone else.
No fair! Imprints of Publishing labels are off bounds!

Gaiman can just turn around, right now! :p

Not in The Death of Superman or Superman: Red Son, to name two instances.
He keeps coming back though. Sorry.

Half the time. I grant you he’s one of the coolest comic characters, especially in the Arkham Asylum series, but a lot of the time, Batman is one cheesy, crap superhero.
Before the Dark Knight aspect, yeah, but honestly, how can you NOT think he'd win in a fight currently?

No fair! Imprints of Publishing labels are off bounds!

Gaiman can just turn around, right now! :p
Dream has shown up in the mainstream DC universe so... ;) Sorry, the Endless are fair game. :p

He keeps coming back though. Sorry.
All superheroes ‘come back’. Some of them get to come back as crappy movie franchises.

Superman isn’t any more durable than other superheroes, DC, Marvel or otherwise. Name me one ‘serious’ superhero who consistently looses fights.

Before the Dark Knight aspect, yeah, but honestly, how can you NOT think he’d win in a fight currently?
On a one-on-one with another superhero, sure. But we’re talking a massive breakout of fisticuffs between the entire of DC and Marvel.

Dream has shown up in the mainstream DC universe so... ;) Sorry, the Endless are fair game. :p
Oooooh! Has he? Whereabouts is he not in a Vertigo comic? I freakin love The Sandman.

I just thought of another reason DC pwns all. Ambush Bug!

All superheroes ‘come back’. Some of them get to come back as crappy movie franchises.

Superman isn’t any more durable than other superheroes, DC, Marvel or otherwise. Name me one ‘serious’ superhero who consistently looses fights.
Thunderstrike.

Oooooh! Has he? Whereabouts is he not in a Vertigo comic? I freakin love The Sandman.
He's made apperences in some JLA/JL comics.

Thunderstrike.
But Thor is still well and strong.

What with being a god and all...


He’s made apperences in some JLA/JL comics.
Cool. I need to check out more of the JLA anyways.

Thanks for the heads up.

Wolvie and Spidey pwn all. First on brains (the tactical genius of Logan plus the R&D of Spidey), then on muscle.

Anyway, I always liked Batman.

Marvel has Galactus and Unicron.

And the rights of DBZ *thinks of a fight between Goku and Superman*.

I think we can all agree that SONIC THE HEDGEHOG pwns all!!!:D

....

(Waits for laughter to end):(

Marvel has Galactus and Unicron.

And the rights of DBZ *thinks of a fight between Goku and Superman*.
Even Galactus will one day die, and Death will be waiting.

Here's the Scenario the characters from Marvel Comics and the Characters from DC Comics (ALL OF THEM FROM BOTH SIDES) get into an all out war! Who Wins?....

I'd say Marvel cause...Marvel is cooler...

Ironman is a billionaire arms-dealer who can buy some kryptonite off of Lex Luthor and neutralize Superman...

Wolverine can just stab Batman to death...

Storm can control the weather...

and the rest of DC...kinda sucks...:p...anyway

LET THE WAR BEGIN!!

Here are sources for all to use

Marvel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Universe)

DC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DC_Universe)

Poll Coming
I read a copy of the "X men" the other day. What a load of shite! 30 pages of bloody whinging! Thats why I read "2000 AD" as a kid. Judge Dread, Rogue Trooper, ABC Warriors, Nemesis the warlock. Dread would have just shot the X men as bloody muties!:D

yay! a poll option i feel entirely sure about voting for :)

Can Wildstorm join the fight?

The Authority has its own version of Superman and a Batman with actual powers (yay Midnighter and Apollo), the Engineer would kick much arse, the Doctor would mess with everyone's heads, Jaquita Wagner is not to be messed with and Elijah Snow would like to go head to head with Storm on the weather elementals front. Oh, and Jenny Quantum is fairly godlike. Nuff said.

I just had a horrible though, DC publishes the Star Trek comics and Marvel does Star Wars, this is going to morph into yet another Trek vs Wars thread!:eek:

*Runs screaming from the thread*

DC has Superman, unless they can get some kryptonite, Marvel doesn't stand a chance. Besides, Marvel is all beat up from their civil war.

DC has Superman, unless they can get some kryptonite, Marvel doesn't stand a chance. Besides, Marvel is all beat up from their civil war.

Ironman is a billionaire, he can just but some...

Also, If you vote DC then you hate Captain America, and you are teh 3b1L TURRURRIZSTZ

:p

Even Galactus will one day die, and Death will be waiting.Death? This one? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_%28Marvel_Comics%29)

Think about ti this way, DC has nowhere near as many (nor as cool) superheros, and also, if everybody is on the same side within the comic book world, then that gay apocalypse dude from x-men who ruined every instalment since he came into existence with his uber gay godliness, would just destroy all of the DC characters.

Except that Carnage Cosmic would own him.:D

What about the Beyonder, before he chose to become mortal? I don't think DC has anyone that powerful.

Are you counting villians and heros or just heros?:confused:

Death? This one? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_%28Marvel_Comics%29)

I think NERVUN meant this one (http://www.neilgaiman.net/images/G1435-600.jpg) *nods*

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/GreenLanternSmiley.gif
Bring it on!

Here's the Scenario the characters from Marvel Comics and the Characters from DC Comics (ALL OF THEM FROM BOTH SIDES) get into an all out war! Who Wins?....

I'd say Marvel cause...Marvel is cooler...

Ironman is a billionaire arms-dealer who can buy some kryptonite off of Lex Luthor and neutralize Superman...

Wolverine can just stab Batman to death...

Storm can control the weather...

and the rest of DC...kinda sucks...:p...anyway

LET THE WAR BEGIN!!

Here are sources for all to use

Marvel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Universe)

DC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DC_Universe)

Poll Coming


I'm the Juggernaut bitch!

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_juggs_8.jpg

Marvel hands down. :D

Marvel.
http://www.silverbulletcomics.com/~jennyg/writers/fowler/wolverine14.JPG
:D

I'm the Juggernaut bitch!

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_juggs_8.jpg

Marvel hands down. :D

Is that some kind of Gorilla? Who the fuck has arms that long? No wonder he has those bands over his knuckles, probably to keep 'em from dragging the ground.

Amalgam comics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amalgam_Comics) FTW!

DC has Superman, unless they can get some kryptonite, Marvel doesn't stand a chance. Besides, Marvel is all beat up from their civil war.not just Kryptonite, but magic also.

Amalgam comics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amalgam_Comics) FTW! damn, you beat me to it. :( :p

DC s characters are to simplified and stoopid. First of, I know hes a rip off of superman but the sentry in truth is marvels triumph card when handling superman...he fucking ripped carnage in half...IN SPACE! besides, DeadPool would put a bullet or katana blade in anything DC has to offer,making some smart ass, lame but funny anyway because of how lame it is, remark. As for superman, whos to say DeadPool coudnt get his hands on some kryptonite bullets...that'd teach him!:mp5::sniper::mp5:

This thread has officially become a Fanboy Bukkake Zone. I'm outta here.

after destroying 10 planets fighting each other, Superman and The Silver Surfer decided to settle their differences with a thumb war. The thumb war will destroy another three planets.

DC s characters are to simplified and stoopid. First of, I know hes a rip off of superman but the sentry in truth is marvels triumph card when handling superman...he fucking ripped carnage in half...IN SPACE! besides, DeadPool would put a bullet or katana blade in anything DC has to offer,making some smart ass, lame but funny anyway because of how lame it is, remark. As for superman, whos to say DeadPool coudnt get his hands on some kryptonite bullets...that'd teach him!:mp5::sniper::mp5:
Here's something more appropriate for you:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Spelling.jpg

One word: Galactus.

One word: Galactus.Like I totally haven't said that already.;)

One word: Galactus.

Another word: Darkseid.

Of course, if we really want to bring in divine entities, galactus is the eatter of worlds. There is a character in the DC universe called, literally, the Sun-Eater.

Another word: Darkseid.

Of course, if we really want to bring in divine entities, galactus is the eatter of worlds. There is a character in the DC universe called, literally, the Sun-Eater.
And people call me a god but that doesn't mean I am one.;)

And people call me a god but that doesn't mean I am one.;)

That may well be true, however in DC comics case, the Sun Eater really did eat suns.

This thread has officially become a Fanboy Bukkake Zone. I'm outta here.
Was it ever not?



Ewwww, six hour long bukkake.

That may well be true, however in DC comics case, the Sun Eater really did eat suns.
Then you have to say that.;)

Though the Living Tribunal would pwn everyone.:D

that video is getting really old...plus...godzilla and Shaq and Mr.Rogers aren't comic book characters...

Actually.. Godzilla has been a part of the Marvel Universe via Doctor Demonicus

His path through the Marvel Universe
http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/comics/godzillamap.shtml

Godzilla Info in the MU
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/godzilla.htm

Yes.. I believe I'll take those geek points in small bills, non-sequential, please.

The problem with these arguments is that they always up the ante to extremes.

wolverene would beat batman.

but wonderwoman could beat wolverine

Sure but Spiderman could take wonder woman

OK, but green lantern would beat spiderman

OK, xavier can beat green lantern with mind control.

Fine but superman can move so fast xavier would never have a chance.

OK but apocalypse can take superman

At which point the ante just keeps getting raised until you end up discussing whether Marvel's Eternity could take on DC's The Endless, at which point you just have dueling gods.

Death? This one? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_%28Marvel_Comics%29)
Nope, I mean this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_%28DC_Comics%29) one, who is far cuter and far more terrible than Marvel's.

well I think we've got a clear winner...

Marvel - 38 - 48.72%
DC - 9 - 11.54%

How about we just compare the creation stories and end times stories of both universes. This removes the majority of superheroes from the debate and allows us to focus on the ones that matter, like GAAAAAALACTUSSSS!:D

Another word: Darkseid.
now that's a match up I would like to see...

Darkseid vs Thanos.

Marvel vs. Capcom is better.

I'd probably go with DC on this. All their superheros have powers which are phenomenal. Godlike even.
There's basically no limit to Superman's powers for eg.
Likewise Green Lantern's.
Even minor characters like the Flash are superpowerful. He doesn't just run fast - he can run at almost the speed of light.
DC made their superheros insanely powerful and without limits. Stan Lee delibrately made his heros to have faults and limits. Which is why they'd get their arses kicked.

I'd probably go with DC on this. All their superheros have powers which are phenomenal. Godlike even.
There's basically no limit to Superman's powers for eg.
Likewise Green Lantern's.
Even minor characters like the Flash are superpowerful. He doesn't just run fast - he can run at almost the speed of light.
DC made their superheros insanely powerful and without limits. Stan Lee delibrately made his heros to have faults and limits. Which is why they'd get their arses kicked.

yep... DC heroes have no limits... which is why Ras Al Ghul was able to take down the Justice League with the help of BATMAN's Plans.

Superman? Synthetic Red Kryptonite
Green Lantern? Post Hypnotic Suggestion planted a while back
Aquaman? Fear Gas. Aquaphobia
Martian Manhunter? Nanites.
Wonder Woman? Nanite drone manipulating her perceptions
and so on...

so let's turn Geeky...
let's see if it was Marvel's Characters vs DC.
Superman? well, he was brought down by Dr Doom in a classic Crossover of Superman/Spiderman and Superman does have a limitation. He's solar powered. So Cloak, Darkstar, and any other user of Darkforce can depower him.
Green Lantern? any Telepath could work, including Mastermind (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastermind_%28Marvel_comics_supervillainess%29) or Shadow King (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_King)
Aquaman? howabout Hydro-man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroman)
Martian Manhunter? Volcana, Pyro, and any other fiery villan.
Flash? any telepath would stop him.
Wonder Woman? She was captured by Dr Doom once...

now to be fair, DC's villians would do the same for Marvel, but your point about Marvel's heroes being more... realistic in having flaws makes it a better read for me.

OP

I'd say Marvel since they've got the Juggernaut. He could beat Superman with a kryptonite bat. :D

That said, I re-iterate the earlier point that anime pwns both.

Why? Every series had at least 5 godly powerful fighters.

"PWNS" all (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Underpants)

I'd say Marvel since they've got the Juggernaut. He could beat Superman with a kryptonite bat. :D

That said, I re-iterate the earlier point that anime pwns both.

Why? Every series had at least 5 godly powerful fighters.

sorry, but I can name one series where you got Three Goddesses, and not 5 godly powerful fighters.

BTW, I HATE DragonBall and it's ilk.

sorry, but I can name one series where you got Three Goddesses, and not 5 godly powerful fighters.

BTW, I HATE DragonBall and it's ilk.

:rolleyes:

It was a joke.

:rolleyes:

It was a joke.

I know. The destruction level is still the same. ;)

I still hate DragonBall tho. :mad:

I always found dragon ball z to have many homoerotic undertones.
They're always flexing muscles to each other and competing to see who is more powerful, which from what I saw ALL the show was about "No, I'm more powerful than you. No, I'm now more powerful than you. etc"... seems like those guy who "compete" in body building.

And that goku character always flying away from his wife to be with those guys...:eek:

I always found dragon ball z to have many homoerotic undertones.
They're always flexing muscles to each other and competing to see who is more powerful, which from what I saw ALL the show was about "No, I'm more powerful than you. No, I'm now more powerful than you. etc"... seems like those guy who "compete" in body building.

And that goku character always flying away from his wife to be with those guys...:eek:

You haven't seen much, have you? The vast majority of the shows can be broken down into this plotline:

1. 20 minutes of screaming as you build up power.
2. 5 minutes of shooting a massive beam at each another(Now that I think about it, this is rather homoerotic).
3. Everybody lives through the next episode(Which will take on this same plot).

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

You haven't seen much, have you? The vast majority of the shows can be broken down into this plotline:

1. 20 minutes of screaming as you build up power.
2. 5 minutes of shooting a massive beam at each another(Now that I think about it, this is rather homoerotic).
3. Everybody lives through the next episode(Which will take on this same plot).

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

you forgot...
2a) someone does an all powerful attack that began in the last episode.
2b) the landscape is re-arranged. (yes, in every damn episode)
2c) someone gets a minor cut from said all powerful attack.
2d) they stand around gaping, wondering why said all powerful attack didn't work.
2e) they fly around a bit.
2f) they begin another even-more-powerful-than-the-previous-All Powerful attack.

Here's the Scenario the characters from Marvel Comics and the Characters from DC Comics (ALL OF THEM FROM BOTH SIDES) get into an all out war! Who Wins?....

I'd say Marvel cause...Marvel is cooler...

Ironman is a billionaire arms-dealer who can buy some kryptonite off of Lex Luthor and neutralize Superman...

Wolverine can just stab Batman to death...

Storm can control the weather...

and the rest of DC...kinda sucks...:p...anyway

LET THE WAR BEGIN!!

Here are sources for all to use

Marvel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Universe)

DC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DC_Universe)

Poll Coming

D.C. has the best character (Batman), but Marvel has better ones overall. I would say D.C., because they have Superman, and he isn't cool, but he is quite powerful.

Amalgam comics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amalgam_Comics) FTW!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobo_the_Duck

That should explain everything right in the world of Comics, and everything wrong as well.

:D

Batman will find a way to pwn all! :D

Personally, I think Thanos would just find a way to reassemble the Infinity Gauntlet and will DC out of existence. (either that or try to get control of the Heart of the Universe again and become all powerful. Supposedly, the Living Tribunal was even powerless against Thanos when he had the Heart of the Universe.)

But, even assuming we leave Thanos out of this, I still think Marvel would win.