Fire Bombing at Jerry's Funeral Stopped
Gauthier
22-05-2007, 23:44
Bomb Plot Thwarted at Falwell's Funeral: Student Arrested, Three Other Suspects Sought (http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/bomb-plot-falwell-funeral/20070522174309990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001)
The story didn't specify if the small group of protestors were the Westborough Batshit Church oddly enough.
But here's the fun part kiddies:
And Campbell County authorities arrested a Liberty University student for having several homemade bombs in his car.
The student, 19-year-old Mark D. Uhl of Amissville, Va., reportedly told authorities that he was making the bombs to stop protesters from disrupting the funeral service. The devices were made of a combination of gasoline and detergent, a law enforcement official told ABC News' Pierre Thomas. They were "slow burn," according to the official, and would not have been very destructive.
"There were indications that there were others involved in the manufacturing of these devices and we are still investigating these individuals with the assistance of ATF [Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms], Virginia State Police and FBI. At this time it is not believed that these devices were going to be used to interrupt the funeral services at Liberty University," the Campbell County Sheriff's Office said in a release.
Three other suspects are being sought, one of whom is a soldier from Fort Benning, Ga., and another is a high school student. No information was available on the third suspect.
Authorities were alerted to the potential bomb plot after relative of Uhl called to say that he had homemade bombs in his possession. Officials searched Uhl's car where they found five incendiary devices in the trunk.
Uhl is currently being held under no bond at the Campbell County Adult Detention Center.
True disciples of Jerry Falwell, them boys are.
And there's also APBs out on gays, lesbians, liberals, secularists, and Tinky Winky.
:D
Yeah...you can tell he went to Liberty.
lol wut?
I don't think God would particularly approve of an act of terrorism against people who aren't threatening you; that seems like a pretty big no-no if you ask me.
Hynation
22-05-2007, 23:50
Yeah...you can tell he went to Liberty.
I went to Liberty!...I got kicked out for saying the word "Clinton" in the middle of class
Hynation
22-05-2007, 23:51
lol wut?
I don't think God would particularly approve of an act of terrorism against people who aren't threatening you; that seems like a pretty big no-no if you ask me.
Yea, its not very Christian to fire bomb someone's funeral.
Rubiconic Crossings
22-05-2007, 23:51
The student, 19-year-old Mark D. Uhl of Amissville, Va., reportedly told authorities that he was making the bombs to stop protesters from disrupting the funeral service.
Where there other protesters besides Phelps and his motley crew?
Darknovae
22-05-2007, 23:52
I went to Liberty!...I got kicked out for saying the word "Clinton" in the middle of class
Are you serious? :eek:
Hynation
22-05-2007, 23:54
Are you serious? :eek:
Of course I am!...I'm also the real Karl Marx!...the nephew of Groucho Marx :p
Darknovae
22-05-2007, 23:54
Where there other protesters besides Phelps and his motley crew?
Perhaps... :confused:
Darknovae
22-05-2007, 23:55
Of course I am!...I'm also the real Karl Marx!...the nephew of Groucho Marx :p
So... you weren't? :confused:
I'm feeling REALLY stupid right now... :(
Deus Malum
22-05-2007, 23:58
So... you weren't? :confused:
I'm feeling REALLY stupid right now... :(
Someone must have turned the heat up on the range: http://209.85.12.231/11055/49/emo/pancake.gif
Darknovae
23-05-2007, 00:00
Someone must have turned the heat up on the range: http://209.85.12.231/11055/49/emo/pancake.gif
Sadly, temporary red hair dye does not prevent blonde moments. :(
Hynation
23-05-2007, 00:00
So... you weren't? :confused:
I'm feeling REALLY stupid right now... :(
Its ok,
I still love you...:fluffle: *Take my breath Away by Berlin plays in background"
or as my grand uncle once told me...Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Deus Malum
23-05-2007, 00:04
Sadly, temporary red hair dye does not prevent blonde moments. :(
S'ok, having natural black hair does not prevent blonde moments. :)
New Granada
23-05-2007, 00:29
One bunch of worthless religious maniac psychos trying to blow up another group of the same. Sunnis and shiities, Moral Majority vs Focus on the Fambly, or whatever.
Imperial isa
23-05-2007, 00:37
Uhl called himself in
Sumamba Buwhan
23-05-2007, 01:02
Uhl called himself in
No it was a relative. How do you pronounce that wierd ass last name anyway? I wonder what it's origins are.
And did I read that right? A US soldier is suspected of of attempted terrorism against US citizens? Time to start profiling all soldiers as terrorists.
Dobbsworld
23-05-2007, 01:13
A US soldier is suspected of of attempted terrorism against US citizens? Time to start profiling all soldiers as terrorists.
Y'know, I can't even remember what bona fide terror is supposed to feel like. I see the words 'terror', 'terrorism', 'terrorist' - and it's just meaningless drivel to me.
It doesn't sound like a bell and I'm not salivating, Doctor Pavlov.
Imperial isa
23-05-2007, 01:13
No it was a relative. How do you pronounce that wierd ass last name anyway? I wonder what it's origins are.
And did I read that right? A US soldier is suspected of of attempted terrorism against US citizens? Time to start profiling all soldiers as terrorists.
the whole thing weird
Hynation
23-05-2007, 01:15
Y'know, I can't even remember what bona fide terror is supposed to feel like. I see the words 'terror', 'terrorism', 'terrorist' - and it's just meaningless drivel to me.
It doesn't sound like a bell and I'm not salivating, Doctor Pavlov.
It like we've been told to be afraid for so long, we've forgotten how to be afraid...I wonder how that happend...mabye we're just not being paranoid enough?
The Nazz
23-05-2007, 01:17
There's a part of me that says if there were the slightest chance he was going after Phelps, they should have sat back and cleaned up the carnage afterward.
Trilateral Commission
23-05-2007, 01:36
No it was a relative. How do you pronounce that wierd ass last name anyway? I wonder what it's origins are.
Hey you jerk stop making fun of the name Uhl! I know good Uhls.
Free Soviets
23-05-2007, 01:51
And did I read that right? A US soldier is suspected of of attempted terrorism against US citizens? Time to start profiling all soldiers as terrorists.
well, it's at least as common as with the muslim extremists
Dobbsworld
23-05-2007, 01:53
Hey you jerk stop making fun of the name Uhl! I know good Uhls.
Uhl right then.
Carnivorous Lickers
23-05-2007, 02:18
well, it's at least as common as with the muslim extremists
alrighty then...
holy shit
The Lone Alliance
23-05-2007, 02:38
Where there other protesters besides Phelps and his motley crew?
Perhaps they were for Phelps... If so I'm disappointed...
*Imagines Phelps running around screaming while lit up like a torch*
Ahhhhhhh.....
*Imagines a protester trying to put it out by hitting him with the "God hates everyone" sign but instead catching on fire as well.*
Deus Malum
23-05-2007, 03:05
Perhaps they were for Phelps... If so I'm disappointed...
*Imagines Phelps running around screaming while lit up like a torch*
Ahhhhhhh.....
*Imagines a protester trying to put it out by hitting him with the "God hates everyone" sign but instead catching on fire as well.*
Careful there, try not to make a mess on the screen :p
The Lone Alliance
23-05-2007, 03:32
Careful there, try not to make a mess on the screen :p
Wrong "Ahhhh" this is more of the "sitting in a chair while on vacation with one of those umbrella drinks" type ahhhh.
Deus Malum
23-05-2007, 04:09
Wrong "Ahhhh" this is more of the "sitting in a chair while on vacation with one of those umbrella drinks" type ahhhh.
If you say so.
Andaluciae
23-05-2007, 04:12
Not to seem callous, but if this nutter had managed to remove Phelps from existence within such close temporal proximity to the death of Falwell...well, I wouldn't shed a tear.
Free Soviets
23-05-2007, 08:16
*looks at thread*
jeebus, at least when my guys took up terrorism they aimed high - you people are wishing terrorist attacks on a guy that is essentially the lunatic on the corner yelling about the end times
The Last Boyscout
23-05-2007, 08:36
*looks at thread*
jeebus, at least when my guys took up terrorism they aimed high - you people are wishing terrorist attacks on a guy that is essentially the lunatic on the corner yelling about the end times
Except this lunatic has a hundred buddies crowded around him and they all follow you home screamming that you'll burn in hell and god hates you the whole time. If there's one person on this planet whom a terrorist attack upon would seem like devine intervention it would be upon Phelps...
I would also prove God has a wicked sense of humor.:D
Free Soviets
23-05-2007, 08:47
Except this lunatic has a hundred buddies crowded around him and they all follow you home screamming that you'll burn in hell and god hates you the whole time.
more like 15 buddies usually. i think the whole organization has less than 100 people. seriously, just toss a pie at them and laugh. they ain't shit.
The Last Boyscout
23-05-2007, 08:52
more like 15 buddies usually. i think the whole organization has less than 100 people. seriously, just toss a pie at them and laugh. they ain't shit.
A grand Idea! We should all visit the next Westboro Baptist Church protest armed with banana cream pies!
Free Soviets
23-05-2007, 08:54
A grand Idea! We should all visit the next Westboro Baptist Church protest armed with banana cream pies!
alas, i can't claim it as original. freddie himself has already been hit by the biotic baking brigade a few times, iirc.
The song "Mad World" comes to mind...
Kryozerkia
23-05-2007, 12:11
Even if Falwell was a jackass, his family didn't deserve to be subject to such treatment while in mourning.
If the protesters were after Phelps then it's a different story. :p