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The blessed Chris
21-05-2007, 22:33
Just seen this, and found it rather amusing;

School report calls pupil 'wally'

Medway Council said an investigation was taking place
A secondary school has apologised after a confidential report book which called pupils names like "ding bat" and "wally" was found lying in a street.
The booklet, produced by The Howard School for boys, in Rainham, Kent, carried a specific message on its front page - "Do not leave lying around".

It was discovered on a pavement by a shopper in Rainham who then revealed its contents to BBC Radio Kent.

The school said it regretted the incident and was reviewing procedures.

The booklet for the 2006-07 academic year included the full names of children, plus notes on educational progression, socialising between pupils and parental issues.

All reports should be written on the basis that they could be shared with parents

Medway Council statement

The woman who found the booklet, who would only give her name as Bernice, told BBC Radio Kent: "I picked it up because it looked interesting and I thought it might be something of importance.

"Then I saw it was a school report, so I put it in my bag. When I got home and looked at it I couldn't believe what I was reading - some of it was scandalous."

It referred to one boy as a "ding bat" who was "away with the fairies", and another as being a "bit of a wally".

One entry also said a particular boy's mother was "quite rough".

Council 'concern'

The Howard School said: "We very much regret that a highly-confidential document about our students has got into the public domain.

"The purpose of the document is to provide targets and strategies for improvement for students in Year 8 to 11, and background information about the new intake."

The local education authority, Medway Council, said it would be investigating a clear breach of how school reports should be compiled.

A statement said: "Our expectation of... written reports is that they should be based on evidence, that they should differentiate fact from opinion, and that they should be expressed in clear and professional language.

"All reports should be written on the basis that they could be shared with parents.

"We are also very concerned that this document ended up where it did," the council concluded.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-05-2007, 22:42
What's a wally?
Philosopy
21-05-2007, 22:45
What's a wally?

A twit.
IL Ruffino
21-05-2007, 22:46
Where can I purchase a copy?
The blessed Chris
21-05-2007, 22:46
Slightly archaic term of light-hearted abuse. Best, and, I imagine, last seen on TV in "Only fools and horses".
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-05-2007, 22:49
Thanks guys.

I like it.

Ruffy's a bit of a wally, eh?
Rubiconic Crossings
21-05-2007, 22:51
Wow!

If I was a student or parent I'd be looking at the Data Protection Act to view all documents relating to me or my child.

Idiotic school.
The blessed Chris
21-05-2007, 22:52
Wow!

If I was a student or parent I'd be looking at the Data Protection Act to view all documents relating to me or my child.

Idiotic school.

Bloody funny though.:D
Infinite Revolution
21-05-2007, 22:55
my dad used to call me a wally. it's hardly offensive.
Hynation
21-05-2007, 22:57
Ding-bats and wallys?...That's adorable :)..How is that offensive really?
Philosopy
21-05-2007, 22:59
The problem with children these days is that they are led to believe they are perfect, and can do no wrong. We wrap them up in cotton wool and then complain that the school sees them as they really are.

Granted, slightly more diplomatic language probably wouldn't have gone amiss. :p
The blessed Chris
21-05-2007, 23:02
The problem with children these days is that they are led to believe they are perfect, and can do no wrong. We wrap them up in cotton wool and then complain that the school sees them as they really are.

Granted, slightly more diplomatic language probably wouldn't have gone amiss. :p

I felt the terms were quite diplomatic actually. :D

I must agree regarding modern children however, though I fear I fall into the category "modern" myself.
Skinny87
21-05-2007, 23:02
Now, believe it or not, but thats my old school.

And let me tell you...this is so true. This is nothingt compared to what that school did.

Example: GCSE History Coursework. Two pieces on a single paper booklet. The Howards marks half of it and claims the rest is lost...
The blessed Chris
21-05-2007, 23:06
Now, believe it or not, but thats my old school.

And let me tell you...this is so true. This is nothingt compared to what that school did.

Example: GCSE History Coursework. Two pieces on a single paper booklet. The Howards marks half of it and claims the rest is lost...

And yet Tony Blair has improved education? Bloody hell.
Damor
21-05-2007, 23:17
The lesson to learn here: always write confidential reports in code.
IL Ruffino
21-05-2007, 23:24
Thanks guys.

I like it.

Ruffy's a bit of a wally, eh?

:rolleyes: (http://www.naturephotographers.net/buserimages/1035-03.jpg)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-05-2007, 23:29
:rolleyes: (http://www.naturephotographers.net/buserimages/1035-03.jpg)

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Also, screw you, totally didn't work. I didn't see it was a link before I quoted and so saw the url, so I only squinted. Ha! Take that.
IL Ruffino
21-05-2007, 23:34
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Also, screw you, totally didn't work. I didn't see it was a link before I quoted and so saw the url, so I only squinted. Ha! Take that.

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H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
21-05-2007, 23:34
The lesson to learn here: always write confidential reports in code.
Whose to say it wasn't? Maybe calling a student a "wally" means that s/he has wealthy parents and would be a good target for kidnapping, whereas "ding bats" would only be of use sold into foriegn slavery?
Or it might have something to do with drugs: most things do, eventually.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-05-2007, 23:46
Didn't work. MUAHA. Little fucker.
IL Ruffino
21-05-2007, 23:48
Didn't work. MUAHA. Little fucker.

Hm.. what the shit?