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So, three old ladies by a bottle of booze and sneak it into a baseball game between the Cubs and the Redskins. The old ladies each take turns taking swigs off the bottle until its empty.
NOW
By all the information I have given you, what inning is it, and how many players are on base?

You're shitting us, right?

It's not a baseball game, unless you're talking about some leagues other than the Majors

Nope... you can truly get the answer tot his question from what I told you... think outside the box.

Well, what was the size of the bottle? And were they Irish?

Nope... you can truly get the answer tot his question from what I told you... think outside the box.

I hid an answer in my post.

it's the first inning and there is one on base......she hit the ball and ran to first and nobody else is around to bat her in, one old lady is pitching and the other is catching and they are all just standing there drunk :D

I'd have to wonder about the size of the bottle and how big of a "swig" the ladies can take. And I'd be too busy laughing seeing the Cubs playing the Redskins. If Clinton Portis could hit a baseball I'd love to see it.

It may be giving too much away but the bottle is a fifth.

So, three old ladies by a bottle of booze and sneak it into a baseball game between the Cubs and the Redskins. The old ladies each take turns taking swigs off the bottle until its empty.
NOW
By all the information I have given you, what inning is it, and how many players are on base?

I need to go and don't feel like subscribing to this thread or digging it up from the annals of General so here's the answer...

Its the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded.

I need to go and don't feel like subscribing to this thread or digging it up fromt he annals of General so here's the answer...

Its the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded.

:D that's even better than what I thought. thanks.

Thanks, I thought it was pretty funny when I thought of it.

So, three old ladies by a bottle of booze and sneak it into a baseball game between the Cubs and the Redskins. The old ladies each take turns taking swigs off the bottle until its empty.
NOW
By all the information I have given you, what inning is it, and how many players are on base?

uhh aren't the redskins a FOOTBALL team?

So, three old ladies by a bottle of booze and sneak it into a baseball game between the Cubs and the Redskins. The old ladies each take turns taking swigs off the bottle until its empty.
NOW
By all the information I have given you, what inning is it, and how many players are on base?

The first inning because the 3 ladies are raging alcoholics.

Bases are loaded because the Cubs are 1337

uhh aren't the redskins a FOOTBALL team?

I think there is a baseball team somewhere named the redskins? And really I picked 2 names out of thin air so yeah I could be wrong.

I think there is a baseball team somewhere named the redskins? And really I picked 2 names out of thin air so yeah I could be wrong.

Not in MLB.

Nope there aint, that would make the game ahell of a lot more interesting though yes?

I think there is a baseball team somewhere named the redskins? And really I picked 2 names out of thin air so yeah I could be wrong.

Well you have the Reds. The Red Sox. Or maybe you are thinking of the Indians?

Well you have the Reds. The Red Sox. Or maybe you are thinking of the Indians?

Yeah the Red Sox thats it!