NationStates Jolt Archive


World's Worst Police Dog

Wilgrove
20-05-2007, 07:19
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1986260681870742580

Wow, can anyone just imagine how poorly that dog was trained? I mean to not only run pass the guy they're trying to catch, but to actually not bite him? Jeez.... Of course the handler is no better, I guess we see why the dog is so poor. I know this criminal got away, I mean comon, he had Pluto and Curly chasing after him.
Jesuis
20-05-2007, 07:26
lol, awesome.

tax money at work right there
Dosuun
20-05-2007, 07:56
Aww, he just wants to play.
Sarkhaan
20-05-2007, 08:07
I mean comon, he had Pluto and Curly chasing after him.

HEY! Pluto was a good dog. Now maybe Goofy, I could accept. But Pluto?!
Call to power
20-05-2007, 08:20
I laughed at the man fooling down :D

maybe the criminal had sausages in his pocket or a ball?
Wilgrove
20-05-2007, 08:23
I laughed at the man fooling down :D

maybe the criminal had sausages in his pocket or a ball?

LOL, If I have to be chased by police dogs, I will be carrying a couple of tennis balls.
Call to power
20-05-2007, 08:34
I will be carrying a couple of tennis balls.

ewww slobber all of the banknotes
Wilgrove
20-05-2007, 08:46
ewww slobber all of the banknotes

lol, eh the dogs can keep them. I think the MythBusters actually proved that you could use a good slab of meat to distract the dogs.
Demented Hamsters
20-05-2007, 08:50
What got me was how slow that guy was running. I'd barely call it a jog. I'd call it a jawdle (jog + dawdle). Yet the cop still couldn't keep up, and when he fell down just gave up the chase entirely.
Someone's gotta cut down on his doughnut intake, methinks.
Wilgrove
20-05-2007, 08:52
What got me was how slow that guy was running. I'd barely call it a jog. I'd call it a jawdle (jog + dawdle). Yet the cop still couldn't keep up, and when he fell down just gave up the chase entirely.
Someone's gotta cut down on his doughnut intake, methinks.

Either that or stick him behind a desk.
Demented Hamsters
20-05-2007, 08:58
Either that or stick him behind a desk.
would he fit?
Also, you want someone that incompetent filling out the paperwork?
Kinda Sensible people
20-05-2007, 09:13
Maybe the dog was trained to just distract the guy to let his handler catch the fellow? That worked well.... :p
Isidoor
20-05-2007, 09:53
i really wanted to see the facial expressions of the cop and the jogger.
The Infinite Dunes
20-05-2007, 10:58
hahaha... :D

Maybe he was previously a sheep dog, the dog is an alsation after all, and he was just trying to herd the criminal by running from side to side... I 'unno.

Where is that anyway? It looks like the UK from the road markings.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-05-2007, 11:00
Maybe he was the dog trainer before he turned to a life of crime! :eek:

:D
Rubiconic Crossings
20-05-2007, 12:41
Brilliant! I bet the copper will never live that down