The Gay Street Militia
19-05-2007, 08:37
So the latest thread that I saw mentioning Fred Phelps-- may the universe so utterly reject him that it refuses to recycle his constituent materials and may he therefore go into the earth but never decompose upon his death-- inspired me to see if there was any funny photoshop'ed pics of him out there. I couldn't believe I'd never googled "Fred Phelps drag" before tonight, but moreover I couldn't believe that when I finally did, there was nothing. Actually that's not true, it found a picture of Michael Phelps in underwear (oooh, bonus) that I assume.. uh.. minimise drag, somehow, and I found Rudy Giuliani done up in some kind of monstrous Munroe-esque drag, but neither of those were quite what I had in mind: namely, that evil old bastard's head with his *stupid* cowboy hat tacked on RuPaul's majestic ebony frame in some strapless cocktail dress, or something to that effect.
So, out of my dissappointment I thought I'd lodge a fun challenge! If you have photoshop or some other photo editor (or rather, if you're any good with it, since I have paintshop pro but fear I couldn't do a good head transplant to save my life), I invite you to submit some delighful mockery of Fred Phelps-- may the universe so utterly reject him that it refuses to recycle his constituent materials and may he therefore go into the earth but never decompose upon his death-- in picture form. Dropping him in drag or plunking him down in some gay porn (or softcore erotic photography, since I don't know what the forums will allow) would be the best, irony-wise, I think. And then we can all kick back and have a good chuckle at that vile bastard :)
Ladies 'n gentlmen, start your copy/pasting!
And if you need some kind of incentive.. um.. the creator of the best one will get my nomination to Time's person of the year :)
So, out of my dissappointment I thought I'd lodge a fun challenge! If you have photoshop or some other photo editor (or rather, if you're any good with it, since I have paintshop pro but fear I couldn't do a good head transplant to save my life), I invite you to submit some delighful mockery of Fred Phelps-- may the universe so utterly reject him that it refuses to recycle his constituent materials and may he therefore go into the earth but never decompose upon his death-- in picture form. Dropping him in drag or plunking him down in some gay porn (or softcore erotic photography, since I don't know what the forums will allow) would be the best, irony-wise, I think. And then we can all kick back and have a good chuckle at that vile bastard :)
Ladies 'n gentlmen, start your copy/pasting!
And if you need some kind of incentive.. um.. the creator of the best one will get my nomination to Time's person of the year :)