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CHENNAI, India (UCAN) – Police in Tamil Nadu state have arrested a Catholic nun for allegedly smuggling marijuana into a federal prison.

Police say they arrested St. Anne Sister Anastasia, 63, on May 14 after finding 18 grams of marijuana in her handbag when she entered the prison in Madurai, a temple city about 2,510 kilometers (about 1,555 miles) south of New Delhi.

The nun, who has been active in prison ministry, said she was taking a packet to a prisoner suffering from AIDS. She explained that an old woman claiming to be the man's mother gave her the sealed packet and said it contained medicine.


Rofl! Why can't nuns around here be more like that...:D

Source: http://www.dailyhaha.com/linkout.asp?LinkID=3863&cat=news

I smell a set-up... or else this particular nun was particularly stupid.

Knowing how much the Party officials love both religion and criminals, I doubt the nun will have to worry about what to do for the next, say, ten years.

Catholic pot is the worst. When the high goes away, all you are left with is a deep sense of guilt.

Catholic pot is the worst. When the high goes away, all you are left with is a deep sense of guilt.

Quality.

*insert joke about it not being habit forming*

*insert joke about it not being habit forming*

I love a good pun!

*insert joke about it not being habit forming*
*Badoom tish!*

*insert joke about it not being habit forming*

Well, it's an awful habit to get into.


Your groans are justified.

*insert joke about it not being habit forming*

Well, it's an awful habit to get into.


Your groans are justified.

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