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Print your own money!

Drunk commies deleted
18-05-2007, 22:03
http://i17.tinypic.com/6fal9gi.png


http://www.festisite.com/tools/generators/money/
Bosco stix
18-05-2007, 22:34
http://img248.imageshack.us/my.php?image=moneyusd116264971192finpw2.png

God Bless America! :D
Philosopy
18-05-2007, 22:37
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e283/Slippery__Jim/money_uk_pound_20_16334769659_final.png
Hydesland
18-05-2007, 22:40
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e283/Slippery__Jim/money_uk_pound_20_16334769659_final.png

lol! Thats one horrible hybrid.
Dexlysia
18-05-2007, 22:44
http://i1.tinypic.com/61ulfo1.png

http://i12.tinypic.com/6ayte9c.png

http://i4.tinypic.com/4lgp1g5.png

http://i1.tinypic.com/4trk77q.png
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Turquoise Days
18-05-2007, 22:44
http://i17.tinypic.com/6fal9gi.png


http://www.festisite.com/tools/generators/money/

Once again, you have excelled yourself.
Drunk commies deleted
18-05-2007, 22:46
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http://i1.tinypic.com/4trk77q.png
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Hard currency?
Dexlysia
18-05-2007, 22:50
Hard currency?

Nah, it's prone to rapid inflation.
Khermi
18-05-2007, 22:51
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n198/Sir_Gilead/money_usd100_16471516591_final.png

He is more than you can possibly comprehend with 100% of your brain.
Smunkeeville
18-05-2007, 22:59
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/Smunkee/annikamoney.png

monster face!
Ultraviolent Radiation
18-05-2007, 23:00
monster face!

Heheh. You said that one of your kids would like to be president once didn't you?
Drunk commies deleted
18-05-2007, 23:01
Nah, it's prone to rapid inflation.

It's still big money.
Gravlen
18-05-2007, 23:03
Print your own damn money you lazy bum! :mad:


:p


http://i4.tinypic.com/4lgp1g5.png

Ooh, the Ruffy-dollar :)
Johnny B Goode
18-05-2007, 23:05
http://www.festisite.com/tools/generators/money/

Nice. Here's what happens when you combine this and the M+M generator.

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5301/usdollar1personalizedbm9.png
Turquoise Days
18-05-2007, 23:10
Nice. Here's what happens when you combine this and the M+M generator.

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5301/usdollar1personalizedbm9.png

Now it just needs to be turned into a motivational poster.
Infinite Revolution
18-05-2007, 23:15
http://i4.tinypic.com/4lgp1g5.png

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now that's some currency we can use!
Gravlen
18-05-2007, 23:17
Now it just needs to be turned into a motivational poster.

http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/5871/motivator2865112oj7.jpg

Too bad I couldn't think of any good text :p
Turquoise Days
18-05-2007, 23:20
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/5871/motivator2865112oj7.jpg

Too bad I couldn't think of any good text :p

Its a meme in a meme in a meme - so a meme^3?

Well only the poster is really a meme, so I fail too. Answers on a postcard - or poster...
Swilatia
18-05-2007, 23:21
Now it just needs to be turned into a motivational poster.

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster76354279.jpg
Copenhaghenkoffenlaugh
18-05-2007, 23:25
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/Feronen/USK.png

Oh god! It's happening! Disney and Communism have joined forces! Quick, slit your wrists and give me all your money!
Gravlen
18-05-2007, 23:38
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/2954/moneyusd117345830055finoi2.png

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/5476/moneyusd117325619291finvk4.png

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8278/moneyusd1017301470023finx3.png

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6817/moneyusd1017272792053fial3.png

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/2642/moneyusd10017242027719fey7.png
Drunk commies deleted
18-05-2007, 23:52
http://i18.tinypic.com/4xv3m35.png

http://i12.tinypic.com/6arfwqw.png

http://i7.tinypic.com/4tyy2yd.png
Dexlysia
18-05-2007, 23:57
It's still big money.

True, but it's pegged.
I'd reccomend an aggressive-growth bond instead.
Go long with a gainer, and avoiding getting churned.
Otherwise, you might have to make an early withdrawal and have to adhere to the cooling-off rule.
You can use a naked option, but you'll need a firm quote.
If you can lay the spread, start straddling.
On the delivery date, be prepared for a back end load, and make the withdrawal.
Then, you'll have a substantial cash flow, and you can look for another opening for your liquid asset.
Dexlysia
18-05-2007, 23:58
Yes, I'm bored.
Pwnageeeee
19-05-2007, 00:00
http://www.festisite.com/media/upload/imagegen/20070518/money_usd1_17580782333_final.png
Drunk commies deleted
19-05-2007, 00:03
True, but it's pegged.
I'd reccomend an aggressive-growth bond instead.
Go long with a gainer, and avoiding getting churned.
Otherwise, you might have to make an early withdrawal and have to adhere to the cooling-off rule.
You can use a naked option, but you'll need a firm quote.
If you can lay the spread, start straddling.
On the delivery date, be prepared for a back end load, and make the withdrawal.
Then, you'll have a substantial cash flow, and you can look for another opening for your liquid asset.

http://i6.tinypic.com/54lagqb.gif
The_pantless_hero
19-05-2007, 00:05
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1420/moneyusd10018053342398fud6.png

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9916/moneyusd1018091954867fiiz7.png

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8629/moneyukpound20181043490qx0.png
Sumamba Buwhan
19-05-2007, 00:14
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/artwork%20-%20funnies/money_uk_pound_20_17473782443_final.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/artwork%20-%20funnies/money_iq_dinar_10000_18041160421_fi.jpg
Greill
19-05-2007, 01:03
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o310/Greill/marxdollar.png
Posi
19-05-2007, 01:04
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/8016/moneyusd118563513542finkh8.png
Whereyouthinkyougoing
19-05-2007, 01:20
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/artwork%20-%20funnies/money_uk_pound_20_17473782443_final.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/artwork%20-%20funnies/money_iq_dinar_10000_18041160421_fi.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o310/Greill/marxdollar.png

Nice. :D
Swilatia
19-05-2007, 01:54
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/8140/moneyusd10019500923525fkl3.png

Yay for complete laziness!
New Manvir
19-05-2007, 02:11
USSR + USA = http://www.festisite.com/media/upload/imagegen/20070518/money_usd1_20101137367_final.png
New Manvir
19-05-2007, 02:13
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o310/Greill/marxdollar.png

lolz, I like mine better though
Gravlen
19-05-2007, 11:56
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o310/Greill/marxdollar.png

:D
Ifreann
19-05-2007, 12:08
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/raptorjesusmoney.png
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/Spartaaaamoney.png
Ariddia
19-05-2007, 12:37
http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/7127/dollarc3povp2.png

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8066/dollarsmurfzs8.png
Johnny B Goode
19-05-2007, 14:00
Now it just needs to be turned into a motivational poster.

True, true.
Swilatia
19-05-2007, 14:30
True, true.

and it has been. twice.
Johnny B Goode
20-05-2007, 00:49
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/5871/motivator2865112oj7.jpg

Too bad I couldn't think of any good text :p

Here's another one, by the creator of this dollar bill. It's not really so comical.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5144/usdollarposterrc7.jpg
Radical Centrists
20-05-2007, 00:56
http://www.festisite.com/media/upload/imagegen/20070519/money_usd100_18540956905_final.png

Nifty. :)
Swilatia
20-05-2007, 00:57
Here's another one, by the creator of this dollar bill. It's not really so comical.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5144/usdollarposterrc7.jpg

the doesn't sound like a good de-motivator.
IL Ruffino
20-05-2007, 01:12
This thread amuses me.
Wilgrove
20-05-2007, 01:18
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/PAY5353/money_usd100_19143040519_final.png

After the failure of the Bush Presidency, America has elected Amelia Summer as their first Feline President. Her reign as President was so great, and was filled with peace and prosperity, that they decided to put her image on the $100US. :) The owner is also happy about it.
Boonytopia
20-05-2007, 03:40
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/Boonytopia/money_nz_dollar_100_21303143250_fin.png

Just accept the truth of the situation & move on. You'll be much happier for it. ;)
TJHairball
20-05-2007, 05:59
Just as a legal note: Please bear in mind (http://money.cnn.com/2004/09/02/news/funny/200_bill/index.htm?cnn=yes) that the fact these bills would not pass a reasonable check by a cashier does not defend one from possible criminal charges resulting from the misuse of such bills.

Actually, here's a link that's closer to home for me: I remember warnings being posted up in grocery stores in my state after this happened. (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bushbill1.html)

So be careful.
IL Ruffino
20-05-2007, 06:03
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/money_usd100_21581542650_final.png
Wilgrove
20-05-2007, 06:05
Just as a legal note: Please bear in mind (http://money.cnn.com/2004/09/02/news/funny/200_bill/index.htm?cnn=yes) that the fact these bills would not pass a reasonable check by a cashier does not defend one from possible criminal charges resulting from the misuse of such bills.

Actually, here's a link that's closer to home for me: I remember warnings being posted up in grocery stores in my state after this happened. (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bushbill1.html)

So be careful.

Hey, anyone who hired someone so stupid that they accept a $200 bill with the face of George W. Bush as real cash deserve to lose $200 worth of product.
TJHairball
20-05-2007, 06:28
Hey, anyone who hired someone so stupid that they accept a $200 bill with the face of George W. Bush as real cash deserve to lose $200 worth of product.
Stupidity of the mark doesn't defend the scammer in court.

Or morally, either.
Demented Hamsters
20-05-2007, 06:29
So many pictures to choose from, but in the end there really was only one:
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5404/hervgf7.th.png (http://img88.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hervgf7.png)
Demented Hamsters
20-05-2007, 07:04
Why Japan hasn't done this already is beyond me:
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6051/kittyyenro9.th.png (http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kittyyenro9.png)
only a matter of time I guess.
I expect an anime portrait would come out around the same time as well.
The Infinite Dunes
20-05-2007, 10:43
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/6964/moneyusd104384143318finde7.png (http://imageshack.us)

I feel vaugely ashamed of myself now.
Rhursbourg
20-05-2007, 11:21
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t251/craiganharaldsen/money_uk_pound_20_05005188119_final.png
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t251/craiganharaldsen/1buck.png
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t251/craiganharaldsen/10bucks.png
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t251/craiganharaldsen/100bucks.png
Gravlen
20-05-2007, 16:11
Hey, anyone who hired someone so stupid that they accept a $200 bill with the face of George W. Bush as real cash deserve to lose $200 worth of product.

I'd rather say that anyone being so stupid as to use such a blatantly counterfit bill deserve the prison time they'll get...
Johnny B Goode
20-05-2007, 21:43
the doesn't sound like a good de-motivator.

It's really more of a dystopian truth.
The Phoenix Milita
21-05-2007, 05:37
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/grunt74/NS1/boratdollar.jpg
UnHoly Smite
21-05-2007, 07:57
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/LDG5/money_usd1_01540591367_final.png


They are all clothed so get your mind out of the gutter.