Would you laugh if the Trix rabbit and Stalin swapped?
South Lizasauria
18-05-2007, 04:52
Imagine that for some strange rend in the space time continium you are sent to a universe identical to this one only the trix rabbit swapped places. In present day the Trix rabbit would respark the USSR and statues of him would appear in downtown Moscow as Stalin comes back from the dead and advertises Trix due to the bunny's absence.
Stalin: Silly kids! Tricks are for Bohosheviks...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! YOU CAPITOLISTIC DOGS! NOW GO HOME BEFORE I ASK COMRADE BUNNY PERMISSION TO SEND YOU TO THE GULAGS!
IL Ruffino
18-05-2007, 04:55
"Silly rabbit, democracy is for kids!"
Soviet Haaregrad
18-05-2007, 04:57
Stalin lacks the cuteness to be a good cartoon mascot. Trix rabbit lacks the mustache to be a good crazy dictator. I sense fail.
Troglobites
18-05-2007, 04:59
Would Tony the tiger be Wintson Churchill?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
18-05-2007, 05:01
You assume that they are different beings, yet I can assure you they are not.
South Lizasauria
18-05-2007, 05:17
Would Tony the tiger be Wintson Churchill?
He'd be Hitler.
"Germany is GRRRREEEEAAAATTT" *throws fist in the air in a way that it looks like the nazi salute*
He'd be Hitler.
"Germany is GRRRREEEEAAAATTT" *throws fist in the air in a way that it looks like the nazi salute*
So who's Churchill?
...how about Captain Crunch? Then maybe Lucky can be DeGalle, and...who's Roosevelt?
All I know is that your idea about switching the Trix Rabbit with Stalin is probably the only funny thing you've ever come up with, but it's a good one. :D
Lesser Biglandia
18-05-2007, 05:20
The image of Josef Stalin dressing up in silly disguises to try to get kids to give him breakfast cereal is almost too hilarious for words.
"Silly Comrade General Secretary! Trix is for kids!" And, of course, once Stalin's disguise is revealed, he'd say something like "Awww, shucks."
Of course, this theme can be extended. Imagine Neville Chamberlain running around, lamenting the pursuit of his "Lucky Charms." (Or not, as this would put Lucky the Leprechaun at the helm of the British Empire. Your choice.)
Gauthier
18-05-2007, 06:19
But can you imagine the KGB purges as obnoxious kids suddenly go missing in the middle of the night? All for boxes and boxes of sugar-loaded flourballs?
Harlesburg
18-05-2007, 06:25
DEATH TO ALL SURFACERS
VOTE MOBRA!!!
Harlesburg
18-05-2007, 06:26
DEATH TO ALL SURFACERS
VOTE MOBRA!!!
EDIT:STUPID JOLT, BUT WHAT I SAID IS REALLY WORTH TWO POSTS.
*DOES'NT EAT NO CAPTAIN CRUNCH*
South Lizasauria
18-05-2007, 07:06
Of course, this theme can be extended. Imagine Neville Chamberlain running around, lamenting the pursuit of his "Lucky Charms." (Or not, as this would put Lucky the Leprechaun at the helm of the British Empire. Your choice.)
The Polish national leader should be the Leprechaun. As Tony and Trix invade,
OH NO THEY"RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS! :eek:
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
18-05-2007, 07:22
I've never liked the Trix rabbit.
Captain Crunch, maybe, but not Trix Rabbit. He just doesn't seem competent at the mechanisms of state terror.
And Count Chocula's out because he's a member of the nobility. They'd have his ass hanging from a lamppost in Petrograd or Odessa.
Brutland and Norden
18-05-2007, 09:59
Everytime I hear Trix rabbit, I instantly think of the Duracell bunny... oh damn. Pillsbury mascot, anyone?
HC Eredivisie
18-05-2007, 10:02
Who is this Stalin you speak of?
Who is this Stalin you speak of?
The Man of Steel?
The Parkus Empire
18-05-2007, 10:09
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/xerx/happystalin.gif
Hmmm, but who would this guy be: http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/xerx/happysaddam.gif?
HC Eredivisie
18-05-2007, 10:13
The Man of Steel?Stalin is Superman?:eek:
Gauthier
18-05-2007, 10:16
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/xerx/happystalin.gif
Hmmm, but who would this guy be: http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/xerx/happysaddam.gif?
Satan calls him Honey.
:D
Lunatic Goofballs
18-05-2007, 10:17
Imagine that for some strange rend in the space time continium you are sent to a universe identical to this one only the trix rabbit swapped places. In present day the Trix rabbit would respark the USSR and statues of him would appear in downtown Moscow as Stalin comes back from the dead and advertises Trix due to the bunny's absence.
Stalin: Silly kids! Tricks are for Bohosheviks...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! YOU CAPITOLISTIC DOGS! NOW GO HOME BEFORE I ASK COMRADE BUNNY PERMISSION TO SEND YOU TO THE GULAGS!
You come up with the best ideas!
*starts fiddling with space-time*
Newer Burmecia
18-05-2007, 10:17
Who is this Stalin you speak of?
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/d/d3/Kfcstalinsexiest.JPG
Dammit, I must find smaller Stalin pictures...
Stalin is Superman?:eek:
You know it. When he wasn't fighting Lex Luthor, he was in Red Square speaking about magnesium production.
Gauthier
18-05-2007, 10:38
You know it. When he wasn't fighting Lex Luthor, he was in Red Square speaking about magnesium production.
Not to mention he was vulnerable to Kryptonite. A valuable green mineral.
Not to mention he was vulnerable to Kryptonite. A valuable green mineral.
Clearly reflecting his own concern at the Soviet Union's lack of nuclear weapons after WWII.
What is this Trix rabbit you speak of?
Gauthier
18-05-2007, 11:01
Clearly reflecting his own concern at the Soviet Union's lack of nuclear weapons after WWII.
And also symbolically reflects his aversion to capitalistic reverence of material wealth.
:D
giant statues of the trix wabbit and other cartoon anthros would look hella better then just about any and all human ones, expecialy political humans of ANY idilogical stripe.
as for history's less savory of political leaders selling sugarfied 'breakfast cerieals', well it would put two kinds of useless and potentialy harmful crap togather.
perhaps bushie could go coocoo for coco pooooofs ...
=^^=
.../\...
Boonytopia
18-05-2007, 11:31
Who is this Stalin you speak of?
What is this Trix rabbit you speak of?
Indeed, who is this Trix rabbit?
Indeed, who is this Trix rabbit?
According to google:
http://www.chazography.com/wp-content/uploads/11-10-2005_trix.png
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
18-05-2007, 11:36
Indeed, who is this Trix rabbit?
A cartoon rabbit that ultimately encourages you to buy and eat sugar cereal.
Fortress Cities
18-05-2007, 13:15
A cartoon rabbit that ultimately encourages you to buy and eat sugar cereal.
And then steals your kidneys.
However...Tony the Tiger as Hitler? pfft...maybe
Trix Rabbit as Stalin? Oh hell yes
Dr. Tran would kill them all:
Oh shit! It's Dr. Tran! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ea7oIraV2Q0)
Harlesburg
19-05-2007, 01:25
What is this Trix rabbit you speak of?
Indeed.
You know it. When he wasn't fighting Lex Luthor, he was in Red Square speaking about magnesium production.
Superman was so Anti-Red.
Nirajova
19-05-2007, 01:32
Silly Capitalist, Trix are for everyone!
Oh...my...god. That is almost as awesome as if Lucky the Lucky Charms Leprechaun swapped places with Idi Amin.
Or Count Chocula and Genghis Khan.
NS Veitau
19-05-2007, 02:17
No...just no.
New Manvir
19-05-2007, 02:43
Why would an entire communist empire/nation be led by a fictional corporate cereal mascot?
Maxus Paynus
19-05-2007, 02:57
I remember getting this off NS a LONG time ago, over a year maybe. It just totally fits the topic.:D
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/7466/sillycapitalistzz8.gif
New Foxxinnia
19-05-2007, 03:00
Why would an entire communist empire/nation be led by a fictional corporate cereal mascot?Gives us something to think about.
Cookesland
19-05-2007, 03:01
"Silly Joseph, Trix are for kids."
"I send you to gulag now!"
"Silly Joseph, Trix are for kids."
"I send you to gulag now!"
Wouldn't it be great if the Trix rabbit got the ACLU to sue the kids for speciesm?
Why would an entire communist empire/nation be led by a fictional corporate cereal mascot?
Why is Captain Crunch still ranked only as a captain despite 44 years of loyal service to the Quaker Oats Navy?
I V Stalin
19-05-2007, 03:09
No...I'd probably be wondering who gave the sodding rabbit my password...
Why is Captain Crunch still ranked only as a captain despite 44 years of loyal service to the Quaker Oats Navy?
990 counts of insubordination, 300 counts of fraternizing with an officer, 24 counts of friendly fire, 16300 civilian deaths, 70 counts of fragging the lieutenant, went AWOL 77 times, faked his drug test to get in, hazed fellow officers no less then 9,678 times, 32 counts of inciting rebellion, and 7,789 open wars started.
South Lizasauria
19-05-2007, 03:54
990 counts of insubordination, 300 counts of fraternizing with an officer, 24 counts of friendly fire, 16300 civilian deaths, 70 counts of fragging the lieutenant, went AWOL 77 times, faked his drug test to get in, hazed fellow officers no less then 9,678 times, 32 counts of inciting rebellion, and 7,789 open wars started.
:eek::p:D
Gauthier
19-05-2007, 04:30
Why is Captain Crunch still ranked only as a captain despite 44 years of loyal service to the Quaker Oats Navy?
He made Admiral by Futurama.
:eek::p:D
Probably the correct reaction.