NationStates Jolt Archive

Ever wonder what politicians like, their tastes, hobbies? Fill this out like a regular NSG personality profile.


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Religious Affiliation:
Favourite Sexual Position:
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Favourite Quotes:
Most Hated Things:
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Thong or Underwear:
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so Fred Phelps may be like this.


Name: Frederick Ursula Phelps
Country/State/Province: United States of America
Hobbies: Praying
Religious Affiliation: Baptist
Favourite Sexual Position: Sex?
Musical Tastes: Hymns
Favourite Quotes: "Damn fags"
Most Hated Things: Gays
Politicial Affiliation: Asshole
Thong or Underwear: Thong
Preferred Brand of Beer: Coors

Name: Ivan Loux Ruffino
Country/State/Province: USA, PA
Hobbies: Killing hookers.
Religious Affiliation: Cheesy.
Favourite Sexual Position: The Alabama Fork in the Road.
Musical Tastes: Pop.
Favourite Quotes: "I am not a crook." ~ Nixon
Most Hated Things: Jews.
Politicial Affiliation: Righty Libural.
Thong or Underwear: Tighty whiteys.
Preferred Brand of Beer: Yuengling Lager

Name: Stephen Harper
Country/State/Province: Canada
Hobbies: Boring people
Religious Affiliation: Baby Eaters
Favourite Sexual Position: Missionary
Musical Tastes: Country
Favourite Quotes: Yawn
Most Hated Things: Fun
Political Affiliation: Conservative Party of Canada
Thong or Underwear: Both
Preferred Brand of Beer: Drinking makes me woozy