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Apparently there is a protest party in Belgium of which the female leader is giving out blowjobs to anyone :)

Any thoughts about this? :D

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

blowjobs to anyone :)

Any thoughts about this? :D

I'm speechless, quick someone make a snazzy and funny comment!

Everyone is too busy applying to reply.

Everyone is too busy applying to reply.

whoo, for a second there I thought we'd miss out on a perfect set up for a joke, thank you Pantless Hero, we shall call upon you again whenever a half-naked superhero is needed... :)

excellent, and a "none-of-the-above" party too. they'd get my vote *nod*

And I always I thought that Belgium blew... :p

I signed up. Witty social commentary and I get off, what's not to like. :D

Meh, no matter the result they always become corporate whores in the end.

Meh, no matter the result they always become corporate whores in the end.

Perhaps we're a bit beyond that by now? :D

I hope she realizes that, after 40,000 "performances", she'll be the equivalent of a biological weapon.

80 bj's a day... in one full 24 hour, that would be 18 mins for each BJ...

Dunno. Are BJ's that short?

80 bj's a day... in one full 24 hour, that would be 18 mins for each BJ...

Dunno. Are BJ's that short?


5 minutes per bj and yes bj's can be that short if one cant hold his own or the girl gets tired I spoze:

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5 minutes per bj and yes bj's can be that short if one cant hold his own or the girl gets tired I spoze:

... maybe I'll just ask for an autographed pic instead...

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

Apparently there is a protest party in Belgium of which the female leader is giving out blowjobs to anyone :)

Any thoughts about this? :D

Do you think shell eat a girl out if I go to her and promise my vote? :fluffle:

I thought DCD was the one who was to find this kind of stuff.

Is she willing to travel?

... maybe I'll just ask for an autographed pic instead...

alternatively she will blow you in SecondLife

Seems kind of unusual to me.

alternatively she will blow you in SecondLife:confused: they have an interfact for THAT?!? :p

Not on Second Life anyway. can't hurt to ask for a pic and a peck on the cheek... that is if I do sign up. :p

Wouldn't that suck if she lost?

Wouldn't that suck if she lost?

yup

Were all forgetting a good question...

How long would her carrer last if she won???

I hope she realizes that, after 40,000 "performances", she'll be the equivalent of a biological weapon.

:rolleyes:

Only if one of the winners has something, she can say no for health reasons. And everyone uses a condom.

yup

Were all forgetting a good question...

How long would her carrer last if she won???
honestly? pretty damned good. If she did do what she planned, then she would've shown that she will keep her campaign promises. :p

She can get elected.
http://www.leninimports.com/cicciolina_gallery_1.jpg

Seems kind of unusual to me.

no, all parties promise stuff they won't do.

and i know who i'll vote for http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m252/RiverIsMyGoddess/icons/smiley_eyebrows.gif

some of the best political pictures I have ever seen :D (http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/media.htm)

we all know how World shaking blow jobs can be, do you think once elected world peace will be declared and Belgium can take its place as world superpower?

She can get elected.
http://www.leninimports.com/cicciolina_gallery_1.jpg

Good old Cicciolina. She had sex with John Holmes, you know. (and offered to have sex with Saddam to prevent a war, but that didn't work.)

Awesome.:D

Damn. I ain't Belgian.

(I saw this five days ago, but I thought it was taboo to post it here. I don't want my newbie ass to get DEAT'ed, you know.)

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

Apparently there is a protest party in Belgium of which the female leader is giving out blowjobs to anyone :)

Any thoughts about this? :D
Don't think it'd work for GWB. Though he has had lots of practise fellating Cheney and co, so he does have the skills.
yeah that's right. I went there.

I wouldn't put it past Johnny Howard to offer - he'll do (and has done) pretty much everything to stay in power.

Don't think it'd work for GWB. Though he has had lots of practise fellating Cheney and co, so he does have the skills.
yeah that's right. I went there.

I wouldn't put it past Johnny Howard to offer - he'll do (and has done) pretty much everything to stay in power.

He also seems to be a carrier for a strange virus that makes all the people that makes people forget events and information that may prove to be an embarrassment.

Part of my brain tells me this is the best political campaign evar, and the other part tells me how much society is degrading if people will lower themselves to this level to get votes.

But, I think the important question is, will she swallow? If she did, she wouldn't have to eat with all that, er, nutrients.

Why don't we have politicians like that? :(

She's got my votes.

Why don't we have politicians like that? :(

A VERY good question

A VERY good question

We don't have politicians like that in America because we have minimum age limits in the upper 30s and a lack of porn stars wanting to get into politics.

We don't have politicians like that in America because we have minimum age limits in the upper 30s and a lack of porn stars wanting to get into politics.

She ain't a porn star, we hardly have porn stars in Belgium so they'd certainly not go in politics, they just want to make a statement.

She ain't a porn star, we hardly have porn stars in Belgium so they'd certainly not go in politics, they just want to make a statement.

She will be after this.

We don't have politicians like that in America because we have minimum age limits in the upper 30s and a lack of porn stars wanting to get into politics.

Actually, there was a porn star who ran for governor of CA. There have been a few others. We do have politicians like this in the states.

*currently applying for Belgian citizenship* <.< >.>

kidding

*currently applying for Belgian citizenship* <.< >.>

kidding

You don't have to do that, she will come to where you are. It's not just for Belgians.

Actually, there was a porn star who ran for governor of CA. There have been a few others. We do have politicians like this in the states.

Yeah, I recall when Schwarzenegger ran :D

He's the porn star you were talking about right? :P

:rolleyes:

Only if one of the winners has something, she can say no for health reasons. And everyone uses a condom.

40,000 people sure leaves a lot of room for error, even with protection.

all politicians whore themselves out. but this one is doing it in a much more sexual way.

i don't think i would want to be the 40,000th person on that list.

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

Apparently there is a protest party in Belgium of which the female leader is giving out blowjobs to anyone :)

Any thoughts about this? :D

Lolz. (snickers)

all politicians whore themselves out. but this one is doing it in a much more sexual way.

i don't think i would want to be the 40,000th person on that list.

Why not? At that point she should have the best technique ever

Lolz. (snickers)

Lolz. (patronizes)

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

Apparently there is a protest party in Belgium of which the female leader is giving out blowjobs to anyone :)

Any thoughts about this? :D

Whoa the number of BJ's is precise to three decimal places! :eek: (j/k)

Seems kind of unusual to me.

:eek: Now that's the understatement of NSG! :eek:

:fluffle:

Lolz. (patronizes)

Very funny.

Very funny.

Well it was :D

Actually, I sort of know the guys (and girl) that do this. They got 1% votes in Antwerp last elections ^^ which is pretty awesome.

They're just trying to get our government to input an option for blank voting. If you vote blank now, your vote goes to the biggest party.

Lolz. (patronizes)

Very funny.

Very funny.

Now you're just repeating yourself ;)

Well it was :D

Only halfway.

Now you're just repeating yourself ;)

Stupid double post.

I am actually incredibly impressed by this thread. I really expected it to blow into some nuthouse, but perhaps anybody interested is too busy fapping off to that Dutch hotty.

*shifty eyes*

*runs away*

I am actually incredibly impressed by this thread. I really expected it to blow into some nuthouse, but perhaps anybody interested is too busy fapping off to that Dutch hotty.

*shifty eyes*

*runs away*Nice choice of words there. ;)

Nice choice of words there. ;)

They don't call me a cunning linguist for nothing you know. Ahem.

I am actually incredibly impressed by this thread. I really expected it to blow into some nuthouse, but perhaps anybody interested is too busy fapping off to that Dutch hotty.

*shifty eyes*

*runs away*
You fail at life.

And I'm not telling why.

I am actually incredibly impressed by this thread. I really expected it to blow into some nuthouse, but perhaps anybody interested is too busy fapping off to that Dutch hotty.

*shifty eyes*

*runs away*

Dutch? ...... :eek:

I think you mean Belgian, we already had a thread about Dutch hotties (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=525707&highlight=Netherlands).

They don't call me a cunning linguist for nothing you know. Ahem.
On that note, does the term "Blowjob" apply to the female equivilent, or is this a Male-only thing?

Dutch? ...... :eek:

I think you mean Belgian, we already had a thread about Dutch hotties (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=525707&highlight=Netherlands).

Wait, isn't that party in the Netherlands?

*looks*

Damn. Well. Whatever. She might be Dutch.

On that note, does the term "Blowjob" apply to the female equivilent, or is this a Male-only thing?

Male only as far as I know. But then again I was wrong before, so take that with a grain of pepper. *frowns*

You fail at life.

And I'm not telling why.

They already told me why. Besides, that was a rather harsh judgement wasn't it? Failing at life? I think I do ok. Sure, I clearly ain't A+ material, but I can't be failing. I have a university degree, getting another, a house, a pretty good family, a number of dreams and goals... Yanno, normal things. If I failed wouldn't I be, maybe, dead?

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

Apparently there is a protest party in Belgium of which the female leader is giving out blowjobs to anyone :)

Any thoughts about this? :D

Note to self: Move to Belgium.

They already told me why. Besides, that was a rather harsh judgement wasn't it? Failing at life? I think I do ok. Sure, I clearly ain't A+ material, but I can't be failing. I have a university degree, getting another, a house, a pretty good family, a number of dreams and goals... Yanno, normal things. If I failed wouldn't I be, maybe, dead?
Well, maybe not at life but at reading.:D I'm not Belgian. ;)

Well, maybe not at life but at reading.:D I'm not Belgian. ;)

it's strange that we have so much in common but still don't want to be soooo different.

ok, ik dronk misschien net iets te veel, maarja, wat ik ebdoel is: "we zijn gelijk bijn a de enigste mensen op aarde die dezelfde taal spreken, en er zijn nog ander e dingen die ons binden (meer dan ons scheiden, die zijn allemaal artificieel, grenzen en godsdiensten enzo) maarja, mijn vriendin is bijvoorbeeld nederlands, en ze woont 5 kilometer van mij, ookal komen we goed overeen valt het toch op dat we veel verschillen enzo, wellicht ben ik nu al niet meer aan het zeggen wat ik wou eggen, maar toch, laten we eens wat liefde tonen voor elkaar :p:fluffle:"

Actually, I feel that I have much more in common with my Belgian (Flemish) brethren than my fellow countrymen up north :)

Actually, I feel that I have much more in common with my Belgian (Flemish) brethren than my fellow countrymen up north :)

i have at least as much in common with the 'zeeuws vlaanderen'-people as i have with the people from 'west-vlaanderen' for instance, still there is always some kind of Belgium><Netherlands feeling left with most people :p (although there is also a West vs Oost vlaanderen thing etc.) weird, because i've never never ever considered myself slightly nationalist, but obviously there's a little bit of tribe-ness in each of us.

This thread makes me very proud indeed to be a European. :)

I was selected! I was selected!

It's all a scam! You get a funny video instead of anything...which actually makes me happy because I felt a bit guilty about bothering to sign up for this kind of thing. I don't know why I took it seriously either...shows how "smart" I really am...and maybe how sad I am...

This is a bullshit joke right?

it's strange that we have so much in common but still don't want to be soooo different.

ok, ik dronk misschien net iets te veel, maarja, wat ik ebdoel is: "we zijn gelijk bijn a de enigste mensen op aarde die dezelfde taal spreken, en er zijn nog ander e dingen die ons binden (meer dan ons scheiden, die zijn allemaal artificieel, grenzen en godsdiensten enzo) maarja, mijn vriendin is bijvoorbeeld nederlands, en ze woont 5 kilometer van mij, ookal komen we goed overeen valt het toch op dat we veel verschillen enzo, wellicht ben ik nu al niet meer aan het zeggen wat ik wou eggen, maar toch, laten we eens wat liefde tonen voor elkaar :p:fluffle:"
Gesnapt, al zal niemand dat ooit kunnen vertalen als ie geen Nederlands kan:p:fluffle::fluffle:
Actually, I feel that I have much more in common with my Belgian (Flemish) brethren than my fellow countrymen up north :)That's because you live in Noord Brabant. Ligt Eindhoven in Brabant of Limburg eigenlijk, niet dat dat uitmaakt.:p

Gesnapt, al zal niemand dat ooit kunnen vertalen als ie geen Nederlands kan:p:fluffle::fluffle:

gelukkig maar :p

ja, familiefeesten, ze doen soms wat met een mens he :p

80 bj's a day... in one full 24 hour, that would be 18 mins for each BJ...

Dunno. Are BJ's that short?

Hehe... I never needed 18 minutes ;)

Hehe... I never needed 18 minutes ;)We need to verify that, I volunteer.:p

Edit: We meaning the two of us, not me and another man for someone thinks of that :/

I already posted this WAAAAAY before you did...

I already posted this WAAAAAY before you did...
No, you didn't.:p

No, you didn't.:p


You lose http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12651488&postcount=40

You lose http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12651488&postcount=40
No, I don't.:p Sorry, I saw that Monthy Python sketch yesterday:D

I thought you made a thread devoted to it, not a post somewhere in a topic I would not want to be found dead in.:p

No, I don't.:p Sorry, I saw that Monthy Python sketch yesterday:D

I thought you made a thread devoted to it, not a post somewhere in a topic I would not want to be found dead in.:p

Didn't think it was worth a thread...

Didn't think it was worth a thread...

:eek:

NOT WORTH A THREAD?? My word!

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

Apparently there is a protest party in Belgium of which the female leader is giving out blowjobs to anyone :)

Any thoughts about this? :D

I. LOVE. BELGIUM.

I know who I'm voting for :D



SP.a lol