NationStates Jolt Archive


That was nice of her.

Drunk commies deleted
17-05-2007, 17:54
A 36 year old mother of five gave her son a lift to a jewelry store. See, he wanted to rob the place, and she was worried for his safety. I guess she didn't want him getting hit by a car while crossing the road or something. Anyhoo, while her son was robbing the place and stabbing the jeweler, who really should have had a gun and shot the little shit, she waited patiently outside.http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSEIC67136920070516

This little incident is probably evidence that criminal stupidity is genetic. Any parent of sound mind would try to talk their kid out of robbing the jewelery store, not offer to drive the getaway car. Also I wonder if the kid would have given his mom a cut of the loot. It would have been the decent thing to do.
Brutland and Norden
17-05-2007, 17:57
I read that earlier.
GeneralDontLikeMe
17-05-2007, 17:57
A 36 year old mother of five gave her son a lift to a jewelry store. See, he wanted to rob the place, and she was worried for his safety. I guess she didn't want him getting hit by a car while crossing the road or something. Anyhoo, while her son was robbing the place and stabbing the jeweler, who really should have had a gun and shot the little shit, she waited patiently outside.http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSEIC67136920070516

This little incident is probably evidence that criminal stupidity is genetic. Any parent of sound mind would try to talk their kid out of robbing the jewelery store, not offer to drive the getaway car. Also I wonder if the kid would have given his mom a cut of the loot. It would have been the decent thing to do.

Wow, three years for being an accomplice to assault and attempted murder?
Call to power
17-05-2007, 17:59
yet more proof that one should never work for there mother:)
Pwnageeeee
17-05-2007, 17:59
I wonder if the kid would have given his mom a cut of the loot.

It's only fair. :D
JuNii
17-05-2007, 17:59
A 36 year old mother of five gave her son a lift to a jewelry store. See, he wanted to rob the place, and she was worried for his safety. I guess she didn't want him getting hit by a car while crossing the road or something. Anyhoo, while her son was robbing the place and stabbing the jeweler, who really should have had a gun and shot the little shit, she waited patiently outside.http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSEIC67136920070516

This little incident is probably evidence that criminal stupidity is genetic. Any parent of sound mind would try to talk their kid out of robbing the jewelery store, not offer to drive the getaway car. Also I wonder if the kid would have given his mom a cut of the loot. It would have been the decent thing to do.

It's rare to see parents so involved in their children's activities nowdays.
Arinola
17-05-2007, 18:00
Robbing a jewellery store is stupid enough, but giving a lift to the person doing it? Come on. No ones that thick. (Except her, of course.).
Ruby City
17-05-2007, 18:01
No wonder being raised by that kind of mother turned him into a criminal.
Pwnageeeee
17-05-2007, 18:02
It's rare to see parents so involved in their children's activities nowdays.

If more moms helped their kids rob jewelry stores, we'd have less broken families.
Telesha
17-05-2007, 18:02
I'm trying to think of any possible logical reason for the mother to do this.

So far all I've succeeded in doing is giving myself a headache.
Call to power
17-05-2007, 18:03
It's rare to see parents so involved in their children's activities nowdays.

he must of had some kickass birthdays:D
Pwnageeeee
17-05-2007, 18:03
I'm trying to think of any possible logical reason for the mother to do this.

So far all I've succeeded in doing is giving myself a headache.

She wuvs her baby. That's mah baby!
The Parkus Empire
17-05-2007, 18:06
A 36 year old mother of five gave her son a lift to a jewelry store. See, he wanted to rob the place, and she was worried for his safety. I guess she didn't want him getting hit by a car while crossing the road or something. Anyhoo, while her son was robbing the place and stabbing the jeweler, who really should have had a gun and shot the little shit, she waited patiently outside.http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSEIC67136920070516

This little incident is probably evidence that criminal stupidity is genetic. Any parent of sound mind would try to talk their kid out of robbing the jewelery store, not offer to drive the getaway car. Also I wonder if the kid would have given his mom a cut of the loot. It would have been the decent thing to do.

:confused: DCD my firend, has the world gone mad, or just the mother?
Utracia
17-05-2007, 18:06
I'm sure that this gave them the chance for some mother/son bonding.
JuNii
17-05-2007, 18:08
he must of had some kickass birthdays:D

??? hey, is this the same family where the parents hired the hooker for the kids? :p
SaintB
17-05-2007, 18:09
Thats a little overly supportive of her yes? Thats just... I can't even think of the words to describe it... oh wait.. check the signature...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
17-05-2007, 18:21
If more moms helped their kids rob jewelry stores, we'd have less broken families.
The family that commits felonies together . . . is placed in seperate prisons, but they're together in spirit, and that is really what matters. I think.
Penguin Dictators
17-05-2007, 21:04
A 36 year old mother of five gave her son a lift to a jewelry store. See, he wanted to rob the place, and she was worried for his safety. I guess she didn't want him getting hit by a car while crossing the road or something. Anyhoo, while her son was robbing the place and stabbing the jeweler, who really should have had a gun and shot the little shit, she waited patiently outside.http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSEIC67136920070516

This little incident is probably evidence that criminal stupidity is genetic. Any parent of sound mind would try to talk their kid out of robbing the jewelery store, not offer to drive the getaway car. Also I wonder if the kid would have given his mom a cut of the loot. It would have been the decent thing to do.

stupidity in itself is a crime. She should have gotten much more than just 3 years for even considering helping her kid go through with robbing a store...let alone driving him to it knowing 100% what he was going to do.
Zarakon
17-05-2007, 21:09
No wonder being raised by that kind of mother turned him into a criminal.

Didn't the guy who inspired the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie have a nutso mother?

Crazy, Overprotective Parents: Helping the crime wave since...I dunno, some time in the stone age, prolly.
Penguin Dictators
17-05-2007, 21:12
Didn't the guy who inspired the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie have a nutso mother?

Crazy, Overprotective Parents: Helping the crime wave since...I dunno, some time in the stone age, prolly.

I don't remember what his story was. It was either the mother was a nut, or the dad was. Either way, Ed Gein (the guy who inspired TCM) had one mentally unstable parent that helped shape himself.
Khadgar
17-05-2007, 21:13
The really sad thing, she's got five kids, her DNA has spread. Spread like a fuckin plague!
Penguin Dictators
17-05-2007, 21:14
The really sad thing, she's got five kids, her DNA has spread. Spread like a fuckin plague!

makes you wonder if her other 4 kids are going to grow up to be the same way as her kid that attempted to rob the store.
Drunk commies deleted
17-05-2007, 21:15
Didn't the guy who inspired the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie have a nutso mother?

Crazy, Overprotective Parents: Helping the crime wave since...I dunno, some time in the stone age, prolly.

I don't know if she was nutso, but Ed Gein did dig up his mother's corpse. In life she was rather domineering and taught him that sex was dirty and sinful.
Penguin Dictators
17-05-2007, 21:17
I don't know if she was nutso, but Ed Gein did dig up his mother's corpse. In life she was rather domineering and taught him that sex was dirty and sinful.

Didn't he even use her body as a suit?
Drunk commies deleted
17-05-2007, 21:20
Didn't he even use her body as a suit?

He did use skin from female corpses, but I don't know if he used hers. He had a thing for corpses early on and dug up several. Did "experiments" on them, engaged in necrophilia, and made a woman suit. Interesting guy.
Penguin Dictators
17-05-2007, 21:24
He did use skin from female corpses, but I don't know if he used hers. He had a thing for corpses early on and dug up several. Did "experiments" on them, engaged in necrophilia, and made a woman suit. Interesting guy.

interesting wasn't the word I had in mind XD
IL Ruffino
17-05-2007, 21:43
I'm sure the therapist will blame the mother.. :rolleyes:
Anti-Social Darwinism
17-05-2007, 21:46
The family that robs, kills and commits assault together, serves time together. That's what family is all about.
Love of Liberty
17-05-2007, 21:55
A 36 year old mother of five gave her son a lift to a jewelry store. See, he wanted to rob the place, and she was worried for his safety. I guess she didn't want him getting hit by a car while crossing the road or something. Anyhoo, while her son was robbing the place and stabbing the jeweler, who really should have had a gun and shot the little shit, she waited patiently outside.http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSEIC67136920070516

This little incident is probably evidence that criminal stupidity is genetic. Any parent of sound mind would try to talk their kid out of robbing the jewelery store, not offer to drive the getaway car. Also I wonder if the kid would have given his mom a cut of the loot. It would have been the decent thing to do.

So it would evidently be better if people were armed with guns....
Zarakon
17-05-2007, 22:03
In life she was rather domineering and taught him that sex was dirty and sinful.

Well, I dunno about you DCD, but that sounds reasonably nutso.

"Reasonably nutso"-One of the many, many oxymorons in my posts.

Also, I believe he denied any acts of necrophilia. He just made the suits.
Drunk commies deleted
17-05-2007, 22:25
Well, I dunno about you DCD, but that sounds reasonably nutso.

"Reasonably nutso"-One of the many, many oxymorons in my posts.

Also, I believe he denied any acts of necrophilia. He just made the suits.

In the US teaching that sex is dirty and sinful isn't all that nutso. Hell, some people would like that taught in the public schools.

Also the skin suits could be looked at as an art form. That makes Gein less of a psycho and more of an outsider artist.
Pwnageeeee
17-05-2007, 22:40
makes you wonder if her other 4 kids are going to grow up to be the same way as her kid that attempted to rob the store.

Well one things for sure, if they do they'll need a new getaway driver. Maybe grandma? :p
Johnny B Goode
17-05-2007, 23:19
:confused: DCD my firend, has the world gone mad, or just the mother?

The world. It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, world.
Chumblywumbly
17-05-2007, 23:23
Also I wonder if the kid would have given his mom a cut of the loot.?
A couple of points, at least! [/Sopranos Speak]
Penguin Dictators
17-05-2007, 23:27
In the US teaching that sex is dirty and sinful isn't all that nutso. Hell, some people would like that taught in the public schools.

Also the skin suits could be looked at as an art form. That makes Gein less of a psycho and more of an outsider artist.

yeah, except these weren't publically displayed works. These were him parading around at his home with these skin suits, and even cooking AND EATING the other parts.

Well one thing's for sure. If he's an artist, he's definitely not a starving one.
Drunk commies deleted
17-05-2007, 23:30
yeah, except these weren't publically displayed works. These were him parading around at his home with these skin suits, and even cooking AND EATING the other parts.

Well one thing's for sure. If he's an artist, he's definitely not a starving one.

Emily Dickinson never showed anyone else the vast bulk of her poetry. She's not considered a psycho. Ed Gein was a little like a twentieth century Emily Dickinson.
Drunk commies deleted
18-05-2007, 19:53
yeah, except these weren't publically displayed works. These were him parading around at his home with these skin suits, and even cooking AND EATING the other parts.

Well one thing's for sure. If he's an artist, he's definitely not a starving one.
Ed Gein as a kid.
http://i11.tinypic.com/4v8pagx.jpg
Dinaverg
18-05-2007, 21:08
I'm sure Mother's day is involved somehow....