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I vote this:

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/costume_thundercats.jpg

:(

Warning, some viewers may find this disturbing:

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f391/princessgweneviere/disturbing.jpg

http://www.conventions.org.uk/wardrobe/pics/clangers.jpg

Warning, some viewers may find this disturbing:

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f391/princessgweneviere/disturbing.jpg

http://www.conventions.org.uk/wardrobe/pics/clangers.jpg

Yeah that first one is disturbing. What exactly is that suppose to be?

Yeah that first one is disturbing. What exactly is that suppose to be?

Looks like some kind of Dog Pig hybrid.

Teething

I vote this:

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/costume_thundercats.jpg

:(

Umm I would say being told, 'Grow up you little shit, you're 32 years old now!'

Looks like some kind of Dog Pig hybrid.
I think it's a person-dog.

Looks like some kind of Dog Pig hybrid.

One thing's for sure, that's a face only a mother could love. :p

Getting kicked out by his dad at such an early age.

Christians, and how they have taken his religion and fucked it up. (Wait...)

Looks like some kind of Dog Pig hybrid.

No, it's Man Bear Pig!

Christians, and how they have taken his religion and fucked it up. (Wait...)

Heh yeah, or perhaps being forsaken by his father?

No, it's Man Bear Pig!

"Im cereal there is a Man Bear Pig in there!!!"

Yeah, the pic of the humanoid dog and pups is certainly odd, like a real-life representation of furry or something.

Heh yeah, or perhaps being forsaken by his father?

Jesus: Hey, dude wake the fuck up Dad, this shit hurts!
God: Huh?
Jesus: Yeah you asshole, the crusifixtion, do I get a choice in this?
God: No, I decide all!
Jesus: Thats why mom left you, ass, ow, you stupid Roman bitch that spear hurts!

I vote this:

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/costume_thundercats.jpg

:(

My god, he's wearing tennis shoes.

the majority of christians probably.

Actually, Jesus didn't have[ to die on the cross, but he knew that if he did than the rest of the world could be forgiven, so he prayed and said, "My Father, if it is possible, may this cup be taken from me. Yet not as I will, but as you will." It's in Matthew 26:39. Jesus made the decision that, rather than being selfish, he would rather sacrifice himself for the greater good and for what God wanted than to be selfish.

Actually, Jesus didn't have[ to die on the cross, but he knew that if he did than the rest of the world could be forgiven, so he prayed and said, "My Father, if it is possible, may this cup be taken from me. Yet not as I will, but as you will." It's in Matthew 26:39. Jesus made the decision that, rather than being selfish, he would rather sacrifice himself for the greater good and for what God wanted than to be selfish.


Umm I don't know how anybody else reads this, but to me it reads as if Jesus is asking 'Do I really have to do this? Man it hurts!' And when God said 'Yep you do' He went, '*sigh* okay you're the dad!'

Actually, Jesus didn't have[ to die on the cross, but he knew that if he did than the rest of the world could be forgiven, so he prayed and said, "My Father, if it is possible, may this cup be taken from me. Yet not as I will, but as you will." It's in Matthew 26:39. Jesus made the decision that, rather than being selfish, he would rather sacrifice himself for the greater good and for what God wanted than to be selfish.

I think this makes baby jesus sad. :(

Jesus: Hey, dude wake the fuck up Dad, this shit hurts!
God: Huh?
Jesus: Yeah you asshole, the crusifixtion, do I get a choice in this?
God: No, I decide all!
Jesus: Thats why mom left you, ass, ow, you stupid Roman bitch that spear hurts!
Why so many words when one smiley can tell the same story? http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/PokeJesus.gif

Why so many words when one smiley can tell the same story? http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/PokeJesus.gif

Funny :)

Why so many words when one smiley can tell the same story? http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/PokeJesus.gif

The quote needs to be extended, 'if you can imagine it, there is internet porn of it, and smiley versions of that porn'

His fanclub.

His fanclub.

And God said "Let there be a dumbass creation that I will regret making, will destroy, get bored and remake!" and thus the human race was born!


Jesus several hundred million hours later! "You dumbass, your God, and you couldn't see this happening?"

And God said, "Okay smartass," he kicked him off the spaceship and Jesus fell into the womb of a virgin woman, she was subsequently stoned and Jesus died.......

(Holy shit, there is no salvation!)

NOOOOOOOO

There is only one thing I can think of that would make him sad, the one thing that would strike terror into the heart of anyone, the most Diabolical machine ever concived of,

THE ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS!

their plans:
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21746271-5001028,00.html?from=public_rss

their plans:
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21746271-5001028,00.html?from=public_rss

That's just wrong, branding an S on her? creepy.

High taxes.

High taxes.

Render unto Caesar....

(and me an atheist and all)

When Baby Mohhamed steals his rattle.

I vote this:

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/costume_thundercats.jpg

:(

I'm Hindu, so I say something makes baby Vishnu cry. This (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/27/gere.kiss.ap/index.html) does. (What can I say? Baby Vishnu's a stiff)

I'm Hindu, so I say something makes baby Vishnu cry. This (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/27/gere.kiss.ap/index.html) does. (What can I say? Baby Vishnu's a stiff)


You'd think he'd have livened up after a few incarnations....

As for Baby Jesus...I reckon its spending eternity with Falwell...

You'd think he'd have livened up after a few incarnations...

Cut him a break. He's too busy saving the world from demons to think about sex and having a good time.

When you touch yourself, baby Jesus cries :( ...I perpetually make him cry

Baby Jesus is a pussy, unlike Buddha who eats cake all day or Mohammed who works at K-Mart.