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I meant to do this earlier, but it completely slipped my mind. So, there's a new mod somewhere out there, watching us with her hand on the holster. Let us welcome how Generalites usually do, with sheer frivolity. Everyone must bring the new mod an offering, or burn in hell. (Unless you're God or a mod).


As is true in the NSG Office Parties, so it shall be true here.

FREEEE OPEEEEEEEEEEN BAAAAAAR!

I will not bring offering! I do not believe in God... oh wait, you said mod? Let the ass kissing commence!

we have a new mod now :confused:

what is my present you say well how about a good spearing:

http://funny.koollog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/220.jpg

You do realize she's not a Generalite, right?

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES!!!'"


Who's the FNG?

You do realize she's not a Generalite, right?

Reason and common sense has never stopped NSG before!

PAAAAAAAARRRRTTTTTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

What do you give to the person who has everything?

*Thinks*

... A hug!

*Glomp*

*Burns*

Ow.

You do realize she's not a Generalite, right?

She is now. :)

You do realize she's not a Generalite, right?

Yep, but still it would be polite to greet her, knowing that alot of her business will be held in the Skid Row of NS.

I haven't got anything for her right now, but don't worry. I'll be sending a metric fuckload of spam her way some day soon.

Oooo! I just did my research and I found out the name of the mystery mod...

Ardchoille!

*puts on a light show worthy of a new mod*

http://spaceweather.com/aurora/images2004/07nov04c/Picking.gif

woooo partayyyy!

Welcome, A... Arrr... Ardchoille? Yeah, Ardchoille! Yes? Welcome! :D

I'm sure you'll do a splendid job http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy088.gif

Don't worry, we're all mad 24/6, so you get one day off a week. I won't tell you which day that is though ;)

:fluffle: :fluffle:

*Boogies*

Oooo! I just did my research and I found out the name of the mystery mod...

Ardchoille!
Long may she reign!

Oooo! I just did my research and I found out the name of the mystery mod...

Ardchoille!

you all so now know where she from

You do realize she's not a Generalite, right?

All mods are generalites, what else do you have to moderate? It's NSG and Hataria.

Yay!:)
Cake:
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Edit: Fixed...hopefully...let me know if it's still broken.

All mods are generalites, what else do you have to moderate? It's NSG and Hataria.
from a post by Frisbeeteria in Technical

Nationstates 2%
International Incidents 10%
Gameplay 2%
The United Nations 25%

Technical 3%
Moderation 20%
Got Issues 1%
Archive 0%

General 35%
NationStates 2 1%
Jenn Government 1%

Yay!:)
Cake:
http://asexuality.org/discussion/images/smiles/cake.gifhttp://asexuality.org/discussion/images/smiles/cake.gifhttp://asexuality.org/discussion/images/smiles/cake.gifhttp://asexuality.org/discussion/images/smiles/cake.gifhttp://asexuality.org/discussion/images/smiles/cake.gifhttp://asexuality.org/discussion/images/smiles/cake.gifhttp://asexuality.org/discussion/images/smiles/cake.gifhttp://asexuality.org/discussion/images/smiles/cake.gifhttp://asexuality.org/discussion/images/smiles/cake.gif

The cake is broke...

from a post by Frisbeeteria in Technical

Nationstates 2%
International Incidents 10%
Gameplay 2%
The United Nations 25%

Technical 3%
Moderation 20%
Got Issues 1%
Archive 0%

General 35%
NationStates 2 1%
Jenn Government 1%

Well you know, in NSG all statistics are wrong.

Well you know, in NSG all statistics are wrong.

well was reading the post again it usely 1% in II so may be NSG is lest too

well was reading the post again it usely 1% in II so may be NSG is lest too

NSG would've ruled II...if we had a larger army.

The cake is broke...

I can see it. I'm trying to fix it, though.

I can see it. I'm trying to fix it, though.
Here you go...
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5610/cakemu9.gif

LOTS OF CAKE!!! http://www.asexuality.org/discussion/images/smiles/cake.gif http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5610/cakemu9.gif
http://www.igniq.com/images/psp_cake_110405.jpg
http://www.asexuality.org/discussion/images/smiles/cake.gif http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50286529/Cake_Firework_Candle.jpg
http://www.cadbury.com.au/sites/cadbury/Resources/images/Dark%20choc%20cake.jpg
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/08/nes%20cake%20w%20controller.jpg
http://www.asexuality.org/discussion/images/smiles/cake.gif :D

NSG would've ruled II...if we had a larger army.
i could list a lot of thing about this but not going to

Here you go...
http://www.asexuality.org/discussion/images/smiles/cake.gif

LOTS OF CAKE!!! [IMG]
*snip*

Mine are fixed now, and yours are broken.:(

Anyone for cream tea?

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e283/Slippery__Jim/SconeJamCream.jpg

NSG would've ruled II...if we had a larger army.

*nostalgizes*

I joined up too late to see action. Well, them II ladies were very nice on the way out. ;) :D We wasnt greeted as liberators, but I got the job done.

*nostalgizes*

I joined up too late to see action. Well, them II ladies were very nice on the way out. ;) :D We wasnt greeted as liberators, but I got the job done.

saw it from the start, it was bloody i can tell you

And who might this new mod be?

And who might this new mod be?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526293

NSG would've ruled II...if we had a larger army.

nah, we don't need an army. We just need a few ignore cannons, and we are invincible.

*brings beer*

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/TP4CCCC/emo-beer.gif

I brought a keg. Seeing as this place has an open bar, I might as well save it for the next abortion thread.

So instead, I brought a bicycle built for two.
http://www.khscanada.com/2005Bikes/2005bikeimages/Tandem%20Sport%20web.jpg

*sacrifices fingernail*

I meant to do this earlier, but it completely slipped my mind. So, there's a new mod somewhere out there, watching us with her hand on the holster. Let us welcome how Generalites usually do, with sheer frivolity. Everyone must bring the new mod an offering, or burn in hell. (Unless you're God or a mod).


As is true in the NSG Office Parties, so it shall be true here.

FREEEE OPEEEEEEEEEEN BAAAAAAR!

Welcome, Ardchoille. You won't be getting anything bad from me any time soon.

(Offers steak)

Hey guys, let's get this party really going!


...



http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue183/dnd1.jpg
http://images.funagain.com/cover/medium/14265.jpg
http://www.gamethink.net/IMG/jpg/D_D_dice.jpg

I brought the Players Handbook, the Monster Manual and some dice for the mod.

Everyone roll up a character!

Hey guys, let's get this party really going!


er...

I've got to...er...go over here now.

I for one welcome our new overlord, Ardchoille!

<3

Would she like, do you think, an elderly incontinent cat, a tarantula or nine, a mouse, a snake? Perhaps in invitation to a virtual ball game? Ruffy's empties? Fass?

Hey guys, let's get this party really going!


...



http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue183/dnd1.jpg
http://images.funagain.com/cover/medium/14265.jpg
http://www.gamethink.net/IMG/jpg/D_D_dice.jpg

I brought the Players Handbook, the Monster Manual and some dice for the mod.

Everyone roll up a character!

I CAST MAGIC MISSILE AT THE DARKNESS!

Man, I am such a geek...

Would she like, do you think, an elderly incontinent cat, a tarantula or nine, a mouse, a snake? Perhaps in invitation to a virtual ball game? Ruffy's empties? Fass?

I would like to give her a ticket to a play. So far I'm going alone...:(

*brings vodka. Vast VAST VAAAAST quantities of vodka*

Everybody (except Pancake, Johnny, Chandy, and the other youngins DRIIIINK!!!!11!1

I CAST MAGIC MISSILE AT THE DARKNESS!

Man, I am such a geek...

I summon the Tarrasque. You all die.

You do realize she's not a Generalite, right?

and when has that ever stopped a good party? :D

Bring her in here... better she gets her feet wet with General in this fashion then when she starts tackling some of those reports in the Mod section. :cool:

I summon the Tarrasque. You all die.

HA! I have a What's New Dragon (http://www.thugdome.com/slagblah_dragon.html) and a fire hose... so call the Tarraque off and we'll call it a tie.

*brings vodka. Vast VAST VAAAAST quantities of vodka*

Everybody (except Pancake, Johnny, Chandy, and the other youngins DRIIIINK!!!!11!1

*brings in her shot glass*

...*drinks till the room is spinning then decides weed is still better*

*leaves and comes back with said weed*

*brings in her shot glass*

...*drinks till the room is spinning then decides weed is still better*

*leaves and comes back with said weed*
I have to take a drug test tomorrow.:(

Hey guys, let's get this party really going!


...



http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue183/dnd1.jpg
http://images.funagain.com/cover/medium/14265.jpg
http://www.gamethink.net/IMG/jpg/D_D_dice.jpg

I brought the Players Handbook, the Monster Manual and some dice for the mod.

Everyone roll up a character!

How about a half-orc druid/wizard?

Mine are fixed now, and yours are broken.:(

I changed the cakes :)

How about a half-orc druid/wizard?

Drow druid/paladin/monk/wizard/fighter with the Half-dragon template.

I have to take a drug test tomorrow.:(

We'll hang on to it until after the test. Problem solved. :D

We'll hang on to it until after the test. Problem solved. :D

I'm done, but boy was that inconvenient. Having to piss so bad, but not being able to go.