Which cancer would you be?
Dundee-Fienn
14-05-2007, 21:38
An adenocarcinoma
Edit : Wow I always wanted a thread of my own
Neo Kervoskia
14-05-2007, 21:39
^Read above
Jello Biafra
14-05-2007, 21:39
People say I'm nuts, so I guess I'd be testicular cancer.
Kryozerkia
14-05-2007, 21:40
I'd be Leukaemia... just because then I can be under your skin and it takes more than a snappy comeback to get rid of me.
Drunk commies deleted
14-05-2007, 21:41
I think I can be kind of superficial, so how about skin cancer?
Dundee-Fienn
14-05-2007, 21:42
Hmmm can I change my mind to teratoma? I could customise myself by growing eyes and teeth and stuff
Newer Burmecia
14-05-2007, 21:43
Prostate, so I can annoy old people.
Call to power
14-05-2007, 21:44
breast cancer, I get right on peoples tits sometimes :p
New Genoa
14-05-2007, 21:45
I am a cancer.:)
Fleckenstein
14-05-2007, 21:45
Lung cancer. I take people's breath away.
Brain cancer. Messing with peoples minds would be an interesting way to spend my time.
Fassigen
14-05-2007, 21:50
I would be one of the MEN (Multiple Endocrine Neoplasia) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MEN) syndromes, doesn't really matter which one - they're all doozies.
New Genoa
14-05-2007, 21:50
Lung cancer. I take people's breath away.
Quotable.
Infinite Revolution
14-05-2007, 21:52
toe cancer
Sumamba Buwhan
14-05-2007, 21:52
I'd just remain myself... a cancer on society.
Brain cancer. Messing with peoples minds would be an interesting way to spend my time.
Agreed; however, I'd be like one of those sci-fi ones that make you a super-genius. If I'm gonna have to kill you, I at least want to make up for it by helping you out while you're still here.
The Treacle Mine Road
14-05-2007, 21:55
Oh i'd be lung cancer. A right bastard in other words.
Agreed; however, I'd be like one of those sci-fi ones that make you a super-genius. If I'm gonna have to kill you, I at least want to make up for it by helping you out while you're still here.
I'm not nice enough to give my victim such benefits. They can pretend to have those sci-fi abilities by watching the movie Phenomenon though.
Yootopia
14-05-2007, 22:00
One of the arse cancers. Obviously.
Hynation
14-05-2007, 22:00
I'm more a bad case of the sniffles than a cancer...
Glorious Freedonia
15-05-2007, 15:17
I'd be cervical cancer because then I could spend my life eating p****:D
Lunatic Goofballs
15-05-2007, 15:22
I'd be Happy Fun Cancer!
I'd probably grow into smiley-face patterns and cause uncontrollable fits of tickling. :)
The Tribes Of Longton
15-05-2007, 15:24
Colorectal Adenocarcinoma, cos I can be a right pain in the arse.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm giving you cancer!"
"Cancer!?"
"Yes, head cancer!"
"Head cancer?!"
Cookie for person who guesses where this is from. (It might not be entirely right...but it's dead easy.)
Irelandistan2
15-05-2007, 15:28
Pancreatic cancer - A real killer.
Remote Observer
15-05-2007, 15:28
Rectal cancer.
This (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Giant_enemy_crab) kind.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm giving you cancer!"
"Cancer!?"
"Yes, head cancer!"
"Head cancer?!"
Cookie for person who guesses where this is from. (It might not be entirely right...but it's dead easy.)
Terrance and Phillip: Not Without My Anus.
BTW, line 4 is closer to "Yes, cancer in the head."
Northern Borders
15-05-2007, 16:51
Throat cancer. :D
I wonder if people still remember it.
Jello Biafra
15-05-2007, 17:02
Throat cancer. :D
I wonder if people still remember it.From the HPV?
Nationalian
15-05-2007, 17:13
I'd be breast cancer. That would probably be my only chance to ever touch a womans breast.
mantle cell lymphoma
this thread is kind of creepy imo
Caliphigio
15-05-2007, 18:26
I think I'd be a brain cancer. That way I could help rid the world of all the annoying smart people that plauge this world.
The Tribes Of Longton
15-05-2007, 20:44
mantle cell lymphoma
this thread is kind of creepy imo
Welcome to Nationstates gener...
...wait, you're not new :confused:
Terrance and Phillip: Not Without My Anus.
BTW, line 4 is closer to "Yes, cancer in the head."
Congrats, cookie.
Yeah, I think I remember now. This thread just made me think of it. :p
The Plutonian Empire
15-05-2007, 21:09
Cervical cancer, so i can get my revenge.
I would say brain cancer.
Just cuz I have a knack for screwing with people's heads.
Poor imbeciles just can't figure me out :D
Eye cancer, because no one has said it yet.
Welcome to Nationstates gener...
...wait, you're not new :confused:
yeah, this thread is just a new kind of creepyness imo. what was the OP thinking when he made this thread? It's just not really a question i imagine one asking himself. There is also no poll, wich is kind of weird too ...
Demented Hamsters
16-05-2007, 12:55
Bowel.
I'll scare them shitless
Neu Leonstein
16-05-2007, 13:25
I was expecting one of those quiz websites. :(
I'd be a benign brain tumor that changes your personality. Like on House or something.
German Nightmare
16-05-2007, 14:38
I'm the cure for cancer. ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
16-05-2007, 14:44
I'm the cure for cancer. ;)
:eek:
*plots your demise*
German Nightmare
16-05-2007, 16:48
:eek:
*plots your demise*
Okay, now that is scary!
http://www.section.at/img/smiley/aaa.gif
Naestoria
16-05-2007, 18:09
Cancer of the stomach, because I make your heart buuuuurn!
And most of the other clever comments were taken.
The Tribes Of Longton
16-05-2007, 18:46
Eye cancer, because no one has said it yet.
Retinoblastoma? You shit, you primarily go after children. And don't try to cop out with Rhabdomyosarcoma, it may like teens but it prefers the pre-schoolers.
¬_¬
The Tribes Of Longton
16-05-2007, 18:47
yeah, this thread is just a new kind of creepyness imo. what was the OP thinking when he made this thread? It's just not really a question i imagine one asking himself. There is also no poll, wich is kind of weird too ...
It's a Neo K thread. Nuff said.
Deus Malum
16-05-2007, 18:54
breast cancer, I get right on peoples tits sometimes :p
Seconded.