NationStates Jolt Archive

Want to bitch? Do it here, but make it anecdotal and amusing for all. Schadenfreude is the flavour of the day.

Damn it, my bitching is all negative and absurdist.

Doves make too much noise.. all that coo-ing is making me crazy.

Damn it, my bitching is all negative and absurdist.

Okay, Becket, dispense with the bitching. You have 'stein' in your name. Just search and you'll find it.

I'd like to complain about my life...but all I can do is cry :(

Alright, you all want to know what really burns my ass?

...Really?

Okay, Becket, dispense with the bitching.

My father is alcoholic and my mother is bipolar.

The sadness falls like a six foot snowdrift (to semi-quote my own poetry).

Alright, you all want to know what really burns my ass?

...Really?

Go for it!

What is with you threads?

What is with you threads?

If you find me the answer, I'll be forever grateful. I sure as hell don't know. Ask Fiddle sticks.

The world is a miserable place and I laugh at your pathetic existence!

I'm seriously suicidal right now.

bitchy enough?:gundge:

Go for it!

Okay...

*deep breath*

Myspace Whores
Wikipedia Intellectuals
Gay Bashers
America Bashers
Europe Bashers
Religion Bashers
Atheiesm Bashers
Racists
The Bush Administration
...Scatch that...the GOP in General...
Leftards (I'm looking at you, Moore)
Rightards (Ann Coulter, SUCK IT!)
The Blissfully Ignorant
Gun Nuts Who Value an AK over Free Speech
The Modern News Media
The MPAA
The RIAA
The ESRB
Punk Rock
Emo
Pop
Rap
Country Rock
Buttrock (Pearl Jam, et al)
Hair Metal
GREEN DAY!
Playstation Fanboys
Nintendo Fanboys
Xbox Fanboys
Sega Fanboys (They're still living in 1999)
Rich Snobs
Poor Snobs (They exist)
The Arrogant
Loud People
Loud Animals
Extremist Environmental Groups
Bureaucrats
Theocrats
Warmongers

There are probably another 50 beyond that...but its a start...

If you find me the answer, I'll be forever grateful. I sure as hell don't know. Ask Fiddle sticks.
Which one? I do not want to start my quest by wasting my time talking to the wrong one, especially the one that is Ruffy.

Graaaaa zmobies! *bites everyone's arms off* Happy now?

Graaaaa zmobies! *bites everyone's arms off* Happy now?

Hmmm... no really. You see, I needed those...

Which one? I do not want to start my quest by wasting my time talking to the wrong one, especially the one that is Ruffy.

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII

Alright, you all want to know what really burns my ass?
Your stove?

There are probably another 50 beyond that
Is one of those " your stove"?

Your stove?


Is one of those " your stove"?

Likely.

Likely.
So you are confirming, on the record, that you have a stove?

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII

OK, cuz there is a H N Fuffino now, and a Neo H N Tribesbottoms and Ladametheseventh and H Neo Fiddleruffy Ks. I suspected that they were all idiots, but I thank you for your confirmation.

~its not important~
Hey, what the hell is up with Neo K's threads?

My father is alcoholic and my mother is bipolar.
hey! me too! luckily my dad died.

my mom however, is pissing me off this week, I have received no less than 10 emails and 5 phone calls about how she is going to kill herself. At this point I am so tired of this.....that I don't care (other than being pissed off that is)

she has been threatening/attempting suicide since I was 4 (or at least that's my earliest memory.....having to count her pills to figure out how many she took)

sorry if I drug your thread down.....having a rough evening.

I haven't even called her today even though it's Mother's day because she thought it important to try to co-opt my mother's day bliss with this

Is it better to take sleeping pills and just not wake up,
or anxiety pills and wait for them to work and run out in front of a train? would either way cause instant death?

yeah, that's a nice email to wake up to. :rolleyes:

OK, cuz there is a H N Fuffino now, and a Neo H N Tribesbottoms and Ladametheseventh and H Neo Fiddleruffy Ks. I suspected that they were all idiots, but I thank you for your confirmation.

Hey, what the hell is up with Neo K's threads?
:(

*cries*

:(

*cries*

I figured Ruffi would know enough of your screen name to at least do Ladamesansviolins.

That which inspires my "bitching" is never anecdotal, sorry.

Hey, what the hell is up with Neo K's threads?
I'm not entirely sure, but I think it involves either Bolol's stove or Johnny B. Goode's moustache at some point.

I figured Ruffi would know enough of your screen name to at least do Ladamesansviolins.
Yes, but you called my puppet an idiot. A part of me just died. :(

hey! me too! luckily my dad died.

my mom however, is pissing me off this week, I have received no less than 10 emails and 5 phone calls about how she is going to kill herself. At this point I am so tired of this.....that I don't care (other than being pissed off that is)

she has been threatening/attempting suicide since I was 4 (or at least that's my earliest memory.....having to count her pills to figure out how many she took)

sorry if I drug your thread down.....having a rough evening.

I haven't even called her today even though it's Mother's day because she thought it important to try to co-opt my mother's day bliss with this



yeah, that's a nice email to wake up to. :rolleyes:

Thankfully, we're unsure if this bipolar is depression or even hereditary, which explains my problems.

Having just a spiffy night here, meself.

I haven't been laid in 6 years. That's right, I haven't had sex in the Post 9/11 World. I'd fuck a snake if someone held it straight for me.

I haven't been laid in 6 years. That's right, I haven't had sex in the Post 9/11 World. I'd fuck a snake if someone held it straight for me.

There are people called whores, you know.

Thankfully, we're unsure if this bipolar is depression or even hereditary, which explains my problems.

Having just a spiffy night here, meself.

they thought I was bipolar for a while, then they figured out I was only "manic" on drugs, which is against the diagnostic criteria so apparently they have decided that I am OCD, GAD, and have occasional bouts of biological depression....

yeah, I so hope that my kids have a better mom than I had

*takes her meds*

they thought I was bipolar for a while, then they figured out I was only "manic" on drugs, which is against the diagnostic criteria so apparently they have decided that I am OCD, GAD, and have occasional bouts of biological depression....

yeah, I so hope that my kids have a better mom than I had

*takes her meds*
From what you've told us, I'd bet they do. :)

I think we're seeing a family therapist soon.

I haven't been laid in 6 years. That's right, I haven't had sex in the Post 9/11 World. I'd fuck a snake if someone held it straight for me.
I haven't laid in forever, so I've got you beat. :D

I can't get laid, and I discovered that I like being drunk more than I like other people!

Seriously, its not that I mind the insomnia. I enjoy it sometimes. I can read Ayn Rand books in a single sitting. The only problem is it makes me paranoid. And it doesn't help that they are out to get me.

They say I need to see someone. That I clearly have a myriad of disorders. But worst of all, they say that all the violent movies are affecting me. Frankly, someone should just put a chisel under their ribs.

There are people called whores, you know.

But they will stab and rob me. Or give me a disease. Or both.

Schadenfreude is the flavour of the day.

Clapping when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses

Watching figure skaters falling on their asses

Watching people out in the rain

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in

Being on an elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

Straight A students getting Bs

Exes getting STDs

Waking doormen from their naps

Watching tourists reading maps

Football players getting tackled

CEOs getting shackled

Watching actors never reach the ending of their Oscar speech

Schadenfreude: Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

But they will stab and rob me. Or give me a disease. Or both.

It does happen. Friend of a co-worker was shot by a whore and died. :(

I can't get laid, and I discovered that I like being drunk more than I like other people!

Seriously, its not that I mind the insomnia. I enjoy it sometimes. I can read Ayn Rand books in a single sitting. The only problem is it makes me paranoid. And it doesn't help that they are out to get me.

They say I need to see someone. That I clearly have a myriad of disorders. But worst of all, they say that all the violent movies are affecting me. Frankly, someone should just put a chisel under their ribs.

Ever see black people when in a state of insomnia? That's what I get.

Black shadows, that is - not "negroes." :p

I can't get laid, and I discovered that I like being drunk more than I like other people!

Seriously, its not that I mind the insomnia. I enjoy it sometimes. I can read Ayn Rand books in a single sitting. The only problem is it makes me paranoid. And it doesn't help that they are out to get me.

They say I need to see someone. That I clearly have a myriad of disorders. But worst of all, they say that all the violent movies are affecting me. Frankly, someone should just put a chisel under their ribs.

Drinking just makes me sad. I get really manic and happy for a brief period of time, and then usually the last couple hours before I pass out I'm commiserating with anyone who'll listen about all the crazy shit I've been through and am going through.

I don't like that side of me. I don't generally like revealing important bits of my personal life, especially not to close friends.

Ever see black people when in a state of insomnia? That's what I get.

Black shadows, that is - not "negroes." :p

Only when I'm on my plantation...oh...wait..

No, but I see black dots and inanimate objects move. Like refrigerators and this PC.

Only when I'm on my plantation...oh...wait..

No, but I see black dots and inanimate objects move. Like refrigerators and this PC.

Yeah, same here. That's the first stage. The black "people" walking around is the second. Freaks me out.

Yeah, same here. That's the first stage. The black "people" walking around is the second. Freaks me out.

Oh dang... I better finish this term paper fast.. I already see the dots...!:eek:

So you are confirming, on the record, that you have a stove?

That is correct. Whether or not it actually "burns my ass", I cannot say, as I have not, in recent memory, sat on my stove.

I will conduct some experiments on the subject, and I will get back to you with the results.

Yes, but you called my puppet an idiot. A part of me just died. :(
Relax, don't be so stressed out.
No, I meant only the ones that were Ruffi are stupid. Yours make Stephen Hawking look like Homer Simpson. Except when it comes to apologizing; that's were he's a viking.
Another crisis averted.

Ever see black people when in a state of insomnia? That's what I get.

Black shadows, that is - not "negroes." :p
That's odd, all that insomnia does to me is make me start thinking that reggae is awesome (it's not) and that other people want to hear me sing "Love Is My Religion" as loud as I can (they don't).

-snip-

*hugs Smunkee and lets her play with Amelia*

Playing with my Siamese will make everything better, she is adorable when it comes to playtime. :D

Alright, you all want to know what really burns my ass?

...Really?

Flaming toilet seats?

Flaming toilet seats?

Toilet seats can be gay? :eek: :p

Alright, you all want to know what really burns my ass?

...Really?

Deep heat (http://www.nomeq.co.uk/images/physiotherapy/hot_and_cold/deep_heat_rub.jpg) used as a lubricant?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/life-is-not-fair.jpg

I'm here to bitch about school, but I don't feel like typing.

Is there anyway to graduate early? One more year.. I'm wasting my time..