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Who is the worst superhero in your opinion? Or, if you want to make up a worst superhero heres the place to do it! Let the bad theadery begin!

Worst Super Hero (Real): The Tick... I mean come one!

Made Up:

Name: Fanboi
Super Powers: Indestructable Anime Hair, Really Big Eyes, Ability to Reach Into Hammerspace
Weakness: Lesbian Bondage Anal Sex
Description: Fanboi! With powers based in anime is a blue haird dweeb obssesed with litterally anything anime based; he scours the planet earth via the internet looking for women willing to act out his favorite hantie fantasies. He does not realize that he is unwashed and creepy because of all the time he spends indulging his anime obsession.

Name: Blubberman
Super Powers: Flight, Extreme Mass, Neigh Indestructable Rubbery Fat
Weakness: Jelly Filled Donuts
Description: Louise Lame, the driver of school bus #118 has a secret that none of the students that ride her bus have ever guessed (and its not that she's really a man, they all know that!). When evil threatens he/she becomes Blubberman! Is it a balloon? Is it a bomb? No, its Blubberman! Fighting for truth, justice, and jelly donuts! He is faster than a speeding warthog, heavier than an over laden locomaotive, and able to leap over a tall building in a single bounce!
His extreme body mass gives him the ability to perform superhuman feats to rival the mightiest of all superheroes while his ponderous layers of fattie tissues deflect bullets and other mundane weapons with ease! Crooks, Villains, and Krispy Kreme all fear and dread this crusader for justice!

Real and Made Up? Serious?

Oh and i'll go for Superman as worst

Real and Made Up? Serious?


Serious.

It has to be this guy (http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/c/capeuro.htm). What can be more stupid then a superhero named after a currency? Or this guy (http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/s/sportacus.htm) but I don't think he qualifies as a superhero. Well, neither does captain Euro, but that's what makes those two so bad!

All the other "superheroes" on this list (http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/r/restwrld.htm), except a select few, also suck.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=164

Worst Super Hero (Real): The Tick... I mean come on!

Dont you ever slag off the tick...the guy rocks:mad:

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=164

Quite possibly the best VG cats ever...

Quite possibly the best VG cats ever...

It's one of my favourites :D

Dont you ever slag off the tick...the guy rocks:mad:

Agreed. He's an hilarious parody of the superhero genre, actually.

Worst superhero? Hm, I'd have to say Krypto the Superdog.
Oh, right, he's a sidekick raised to superhero status.


Um. Bouncing Boy?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouncing_Boy

Spiderman! He's just creepy!

Spiderman! He's just creepy crawly!

fixed

Matter-Eater Lad. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matter_Eater_Lad)

Do all really sucky heroes come from the Legion?

Just checking, Dobbs. :D

Let's do the time warp again!

Do all really sucky heroes come from the Legion?

The short answer is yes.

Do all really sucky heroes come from the Legion?

Yes.

Do all really sucky heroes come from the Legion?

The short answer is yes.

Yes.

Next question:
How much of a nerd am I for knowing even ONE of them off the top of my head? :D

Triplicate Girl is pretty bad.

"Hey, my only superpower is to turn into three of myself. I'm not even a ninja or anything."

Cyclops of the X-Men fame....

Just because he’s such a dick.

DC wins the worst superhero competition.
Marvel wins the worst supervillain competition - The Blob. Really, it's just too easy.

Well at least he's got a catchy theme/song.

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/burt+bacharach/the+blob_20026012.html

Ok Ok it was for the stupid 1950s horror movie... sue me.

fixed

Don't mess with other people's posts.

Don’t mess with other people’s posts.
Och, calm down.

It was a funny fix.

bananaman??

Don't mess with other people's posts.

All I did was change it to creepy crawly... it made more sense to me :(.

Fatman, the Human Flying Saucer. (http://www.superdickery.com/stupor/9.html)

Humpty Dumpty (http://www.superdickery.com/stupor/84.html)

Asbestos Man! (http://www.superdickery.com/stupor/13.html)

The worst super hero is also the best superhero because she's just so damn... um squirrely. ;)

I am of course referring to none other than the legendary Squirrel Girl! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl)

SHe's beaten Thanos singlehanded. :D

All I did was change it to creepy crawly... it made more sense to me :(.
It was a funny fix. Good for you.

As long as folk clearly indicate that they’ve edited other people’s posts, then I don’t see anything wrong with the practice.

All I did was change it to creepy crawly... it made more sense to me :(.

So. hat does not mean people have to think that way.

So. hat does not mean people have to think that way.
Who said they did?

Why so grumpy Swilatia?

Who said they did?

Why so grumpy Swilatia?

He can't find his remote. :D

http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/kite-man.jpg
Kite-man=fail.
He can't find his remote. :D

Ninja clowns strike again?

I got into "2000AD" in the 80's. Realised that Marvel and DC utterly sucked!
:p

http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/kite-man.jpg
Kite-man=fail.


Ninja clowns strike again?

No.. fraggles. Or maybe borrow gnomes!

He can’t find his remote. :D
*desperately fends off ninja clowns*

It has to be this guy (http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/c/capeuro.htm). What can be more stupid then a superhero named after a currency? Or this guy (http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/s/sportacus.htm) but I don't think he qualifies as a superhero. Well, neither does captain Euro, but that's what makes those two so bad!
Sportacus is not a "super hero" he is a "Super-Hero," and, as everyone knows, "Super-Hero" is to "super hero" as "being force fed shards of broken glass" is to "eating a steak dinner."

The worst super hero is also the best superhero because she's just so damn... um squirrely. ;)

I am of course referring to none other than the legendary Squirrel Girl! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl)

SHe's beaten Thanos singlehanded. :D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:DrDoomSquirrels.gif

Squirrel Girl is one bad mother- shut yo mouth. I'm just talkin' bout Squirrel Girl.

*desperately fends off ninja clowns*

They've come for your skivvies. Resistance is futile. :)

DC wins the worst superhero competition.
Marvel wins the worst supervillain competition - The Blob. Really, it's just too easy.

Marvel's villains are MILES better than DC's.

"Hey, I'm Lex Luthor. I'm going to take all of the world's oil and leave it stranded in the ocean."

REAL villainous, Lex.

Don't mess with other people's posts.
ah c'mon. it's a typical IRCism...

They’ve come for your skivvies. Resistance is futile. :)
My skivies!?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Marvel's villains are MILES better than DC's.

"Hey, I'm Lex Luthor. I'm going to take all of the world's oil and leave it stranded in the ocean."

REAL villainous, Lex.

Or like that time when he stole all those pies...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walrus_%28comics%29

He can't find his remote. :D

what remote?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walrus_%28comics%29

You stole my guy! Curse you!

Though he's a villain, not a hero.

You stole my guy! Curse you!

Though he's a villain, not a hero.

I know... but my friend was telling me about him and I thought it was funny... it's more relevant than my last post. Also he's not deserving of the term villain.

So. That does not mean people have to think that way.
This is NSG, it is required to change quotes.

Even I did it now.;)

If we're onto villains now the worst super villian

Butters Scotch! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professor_Chaos#Professor_Chaos

Matter-Eater Lad. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matter_Eater_Lad)

I was gonna say that! :(

banana man

This is NSG, is it required to change quotes?
Even I did it now.;)

no.

Yes.
Good girl.:)

supergran

http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/hollywood_on_tyne/images/supergran/supergran_bike150.jpg

Wow. 4 pages without a single mention of the usual suspect. I am surprised.

Ms Marvel. Did she do anything except die?

Next question:
How much of a nerd am I for knowing even ONE of them off the top of my head? :D

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/nerd.jpg

That much.

Ms Marvel. Did she do anything except die?
Not especially, no. But riddle me this: is not "Arm Fall Off Boy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm_fall_off_boy)" far more pathetic as stupid heroes go?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/zatara2000/armfalloffboy.jpg

I mean, c'mon...

Not especially, no. But riddle me this: is not "Arm Fall Off Boy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm_fall_off_boy)" far more pathetic as stupid heroes go?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/zatara2000/armfalloffboy.jpg

I mean, c'mon...
Oh come on, he takes off his arm and beats people with it. That is only second in awesomeness to taking off the opponent's arm and beating them with it.
http://gamespotting.net/wp-content/uploads/rippinarms1.jpg
Awesomest superheros
1) Chewbacca
2) Arm-fall-off boy



Holy shit, I just remembered the worst superhero of all. He makes Bouncing Boy and Matter Eater Lad look like the cream of the crop.
Zan from the Wonder Twins. Jayna was a bad ass since she turned into angry animals and whipped villain ass. What did Zan turn into? Different fucking forms of water that's it. Nothing else.
Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of.. dish water!

Zan from the Wonder Twins. Jayna was a bad ass since she turned into angry animals and whipped villain ass. What did Zan turn into? Different fucking forms of water that's it. Nothing else.
Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of.. dish water!
He wasn't limited to just becoming liquid though, so there was always the threat that he might turn into a glacier and then engage the villain in a breathtaking 1-inch-per-hour chase.

Superman

He is the most overrated superhero of them all. He has the personality of a bar of soap and because he's always fighting Lex Luthor. He really doesn't have any other good nemesis.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/nerd.jpg

That much.

Ok. I wear glasses, but they are NOT the industrial-can't-afford-better-black plastic coke-bottle type, and DEFINITELY NOT TAPED. They're more sexy small, square librarian glasses with the featherweight lenses. ;)

I ONCE wore a bow tie. That was because I was in a tuxedo shirt and black vest, along with black slacks and black heels and hose.

Pocket protector? Hell no, never.

Ok. I wear glasses, but they are NOT the industrial-can't-afford-better-black plastic coke-bottle type, and DEFINITELY NOT TAPED. They're more sexy small, square librarian glasses with the featherweight lenses. ;)
hmmm... I kinda dig that square librarian vibe. Must be the former D&D Club member in me.
I ONCE wore a bow tie. That was because I was in a tuxedo shirt and black vest, along with black slacks and black heels and hose.
I'm intrigued. You wouldn't happen to have a phot- erm, ahh never mind...
Pocket protector? Hell no, never.
Two outta three ain't bad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tag_%28comics%29

Name: Tag
Power: Tag could "tag" other people, originally causing them to emit a psionic signal compelling others to run away from the tagged subject. In the Hellions mini-series he further developed his abilities to cause people to flock to a tagged individual as well.


Honestly: What the bloody fuck.

Chlorophyll Kid. He can make plants grow. He can't control them or make them into hideous mutants like other, cooler characters, he just makes them grow.

Infectious Lass. Her only power was the ability to make people around her get sick.

Double-Header. He had two heads. That was it.

Stone Boy. He could turn into a statue. He could move or anything, he was just a big rock.

The Incredible Hulk...I mean come on, he isn't even a hero...all he does is smash stuff

It has to be this guy (http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/c/capeuro.htm). What can be more stupid then a superhero named after a currency? Or this guy (http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/s/sportacus.htm) but I don't think he qualifies as a superhero. Well, neither does captain Euro, but that's what makes those two so bad!

All the other "superheroes" on this list (http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/r/restwrld.htm), except a select few, also suck.

I thought you meant the singer/song stealer Dollarman.

Honestly: What the bloody fuck.
That's a great power; I'd like to have to be able to tag people and make them into instant social outcasts. Don't you think it would be a fun thing to do at a party? Just run through the room, grab a few people, and watch the havoc begin.
The fact that it has no real applications in crime fighting makes it all the better, because then I wouldn't have to worry about coming down with that angsty "with great power comes great respnsibility" nonsense.

Infectious Lass. Her only power was the ability to make people around her get sick.

She strikes me as someone whose potential is neglected by the writers. Think about it, the girl is a walking biowarfare factory waiting to go online for full production. All it takes is effort, practice and some kinda super boost and she can churn out something that'll make a cocktail of AIDS, bubonic plague, staph and Prior plague feel like allergy season in comparison.

I always thought The Blob was a dumb supervillan.
I mean, come on! what are his powers?
"I'm a big fat guy and you can't push me over!"
ohhh....awesome super power you have there, fatty.

Stone Boy. He could turn into a statue. He could move or anything, he was just a big rock.
Worked for Super Mario.

BIBLE MAN!!! (http://www.bibleman.com/toys.shtml)

suprised he has'nt been sued by Lucasfilms yet...

She strikes me as someone whose potential is neglected by the writers. Think about it, the girl is a walking biowarfare factory waiting to go online for full production. All it takes is effort, practice and some kinda super boost and she can churn out something that'll make a cocktail of AIDS, bubonic plague, staph and Prior plague feel like allergy season in comparison.

hell. just give her a couple of tins to bakebeans to eat.

Or like that time when he stole all those pies...

and that's terrible. (If you visit SuperDickery like I do, you'd get it.

http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/11.html

As for worse Super Hero, I would put my money on Superman, I mean comon his only weakness is radioactive rocks, Hell not even bullets can harm him!

BIBLE MAN!!! (http://www.bibleman.com/toys.shtml)

suprised he has'nt been sued by Lucasfilms yet...

LOL! You win! I forgot about this idiotic Superhero, I mean WTF?! I'm almost tempted to buy the video game just to see what it'd be like.

Dang, I musta scared Kat off...

BIBLE MAN!!! (http://www.bibleman.com/toys.shtml)

suprised he has'nt been sued by Lucasfilms yet...

That is pretty bad!

LOL! You win! I forgot about this idiotic Superhero, I mean WTF?! I'm almost tempted to buy the video game just to see what it'd be like.

And they have action figures for fuck's sake.

and that's terrible. (If you visit SuperDickery like I do, you'd get it.

http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/11.html

As for worse Super Hero, I would put my money on Superman, I mean comon his only weakness is radioactive rocks, Hell not even bullets can harm him!

But Superman suffers from Munchkin Justice: Name a weakness that's supposedly fucking obscure, and next thing you know everyone'll be carrying one to use on you.

Notice how there was no such thing as Kryptonite until Superman showed up? And in Smallville the rocks are practically everywhere.

LOL! You win! I forgot about this idiotic Superhero, I mean WTF?! I'm almost tempted to buy the video game just to see what it'd be like.

Yay:)

biblemen for everybody.

Who's the space man that Stephen Colbert keeps pushing a book for? He gets my vote.

But Superman suffers from Munchkin Justice: Name a weakness that's supposedly fucking obscure, and next thing you know everyone'll be carrying one to use on you.

Notice how there was no such thing as Kryptonite until Superman showed up? And in Smallville the rocks are practically everywhere.

But superman has the super power of inventing powers