NationStates Jolt Archive


Sigh. Butts, weiners, but no bewbs?

Forsakia
12-05-2007, 16:51
Oh we did, it just cropped up a while before the others.
The Plutonian Empire
12-05-2007, 16:51
Shame on you all. :p

How big do you like them?

Poll coming?

EDIT: voted for "j+" just cuz i'm naughty. :p :D
Katganistan
12-05-2007, 16:53
I don't particularly find them that interesting.... but my fiance does. ;)
Infinite Revolution
12-05-2007, 16:54
we need a "least attractive body part" thread.

i'm in a negative mood but everyone else on here seems to be very horny today :p
Darknovae
12-05-2007, 16:56
we need a "least attractive body part" thread.

i'm in a negative mood but everyone else on here seems to be very horny today :p

Yeah they do :eek:
Johnny B Goode
12-05-2007, 16:57
I saw the Pretty Girls thread on the TT-Forums. Why wouldn't I be horny?
Isidoor
12-05-2007, 16:58
WTF?:confused:
Infinite Revolution
12-05-2007, 16:58
I saw the Pretty Girls thread on the TT-Forums. Why wouldn't I be horny?

i dunno, is that a bike racing forum? were they in bike leathers?
Johnny B Goode
12-05-2007, 17:01
i dunno, is that a bike racing forum? were they in bike leathers?

No. It's about an old game known affectionately to its fans as TT, and to the rest of the world as Transport Tycoon. And no bike leathers. Some are clothed, some are in bikinis, underwear, or other sexy outfits, and some are naked (w/o breasts or vaginas showing). And no, there is no prospect of it being modded. (At least I think so)

EDIT: 2700th post.
Infinite Revolution
12-05-2007, 17:06
No. It's about an old game known affectionately to its fans as TT, and to the rest of the world as Transport Tycoon. And no bike leathers. Some are clothed, some are in bikinis, underwear, or other sexy outfits, and some are naked (w/o breasts or vaginas showing). And no, there is no prospect of it being modded. (At least I think so)

EDIT: 2700th post.

ah, my dad's got that game. i bought it for him right after he got a job running the public transport system on jersey, gave him loads of ideas.

i was thinking it might be about the Isle of Man TT races.
H N Fuffino
12-05-2007, 17:09
These forums are very rapidly becoming NWS.
Smunkeeville
12-05-2007, 17:13
I said it before and I will say it again......I always wanted a B cup.

My husband likes mine though......although if I ever got them reduced I don't think he would like them any less.
The Wu-Tang Clanz
12-05-2007, 17:16
I enjoy bewbs. C+ are nice. Sometimes bewbs can become too freakish and huge though. Just remember: IMPLANTS KILL! But so do husbands with wifes who have too small of bewbs.
Dinaverg
12-05-2007, 17:16
I think I need some kind of reference point...
JuNii
12-05-2007, 17:18
it's not the size of the bewb but the person with the bewb.

so I take the "don't care" option.
Chandelier
12-05-2007, 17:24
I don't like mine because they're noticeable...they should be smaller so that I can more easily treat them like they don't exist.
Orlzenheimerness
12-05-2007, 17:49
I wish mine were gone... My boyfriends eyes wonder... He thinks I don't notice...
Darknovae
12-05-2007, 17:54
I wish mine were gone... My boyfriends eyes wonder... He thinks I don't notice...

Tell him you notice him looking, then.

As for me, mine are perfect. :)
Johnny B Goode
12-05-2007, 17:55
ah, my dad's got that game. i bought it for him right after he got a job running the public transport system on jersey, gave him loads of ideas.

i was thinking it might be about the Isle of Man TT races.

Great thing to do. I play a clone version and love it.
UN Protectorates
12-05-2007, 17:57
Tell him you notice him looking, then.

As for me, mine are perfect. :)

Good for you Pancake. BTW to all women.

Are you competitive about your breast sizes? Particularly in adolescence?
Hamilay
12-05-2007, 17:57
I can't believe no one has said 'This thread is useless without pics.' yet. So I will.
JuNii
12-05-2007, 17:58
I wish mine were gone... My boyfriends eyes wonder... He thinks I don't notice...

you got to learn to harness the Power of the Bewb!

http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol662.jpg
Arinola
12-05-2007, 17:59
I can't believe no one has said 'This thread is useless without pics.' yet. So I will.

Damn it! I was JUST about to write that.

And I voted D+. Lots to play with.
UN Protectorates
12-05-2007, 18:00
Damn it! I was JUST about to write that.

And I voted D+. Lots to play with.

D+ is about right. Not too small, not too big.
China Phenomenon
12-05-2007, 18:03
Shame on you all. :p

How big do you like them?

I won't blame you for having a healthy interest in breasts, but come on, my thread is just a month old.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=523788

(B+. Smaller is cool too, but much more than that is just waste.)
Arinola
12-05-2007, 18:05
I won't blame you for having a healthy interest in breasts, but come on, my thread is just a month old.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=523788

(B+. Smaller is cool too, but much more than that is just waste.)

Sugarlumps, he's right.
And why is it a waste?
Darknovae
12-05-2007, 18:08
Good for you Pancake. BTW to all women.

Are you competitive about your breast sizes? Particularly in adolescence?

I'm not competitive. Why should I be competitive about something that I can't change without expensive surgery?
UN Protectorates
12-05-2007, 18:12
I'm not competitive. Why should I be competitive about something that I can't change without expensive surgery?

Well I was talking about adolescence specifically, where they're just developing. Apparently it depends on your diet how much they'll grow.

I don't know. Maybe it's just a japanese thing.

In japanese media, specifically manga and anime, female characters often seem to be overly competitive about breast size, especially mid-late teens.

I put this down to 95% of anime and manga artists being nerdy pervs, but I have wanted to find out if there is any truth to it. I can't actually ask and of my friends who are girls due to the inherent embarrassment.
German Nightmare
12-05-2007, 18:15
"Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-od-DAMN!
Shee-yee-YIT!
Look at the ass on that bitch!
Look at the titties!"

(Yes, I quoted from another 2 Live Crew song. :D)
China Phenomenon
12-05-2007, 18:16
And why is it a waste?

It's just a figure of speech, really. If small protuberances on a girl's chest are enough to catch my attention, there's no need for them to be any bigger. Big ones can be lovely to stare at, but so can smaller ones. It depends entirely on shape and presentation.

Besides, as I mentioned in the butt thread, I like girls with small asses. A scrawny, small-assed woman with huge knockers just doesn't look right, and neither does the opposite.
Darknovae
12-05-2007, 18:17
Well I was talking about adolescence specifically, where they're just developing. Apparently it depends on your diet how much they'll grow.

I don't know. Maybe it's just a japanese thing.

In japanese media, specifically manga and anime, female characters often seem to be overly competitive about breast size, especially mid-late teens.

I put this down to 95% of anime and manga artists being nerdy pervs, but I have wanted to find out if there is any truth to it. I can't actually ask and of my friends who are girls due to the inherent embarrassment.

Well, I'm not... but I don't think any other teenage (American) girls do... then again most of my friends are male...
Forsakia
12-05-2007, 18:22
More about shape than size really. Perky ftw.
Dinaverg
12-05-2007, 19:00
And why is it a waste?

More than a handful?
Arinola
12-05-2007, 19:11
More than a handful?

I have two hands. :p
EDIT: But, in all fairness, I was stuck between voting for B+, C+ or D+ because I'm not ALL that fussed. Whatever looks best on the girl, really.
Arinola
12-05-2007, 19:12
Besides, as I mentioned in the butt thread, I like girls with small asses. A scrawny, small-assed woman with huge knockers just doesn't look right, and neither does the opposite.

This is fair enough....it would creep me out.
Dinaverg
12-05-2007, 19:14
I have two hands. :p

There's also two boobies.
Kinda Sensible people
12-05-2007, 19:16
B's are best, with C's coming in a close second. Anything larger is disgusting, anything smaller is negligible.
Posi
12-05-2007, 19:16
I vote C-
Arinola
12-05-2007, 19:17
There's also two boobies.

I'm well aware.

Also, look at my edited post.
Potarius
12-05-2007, 19:18
Whatever looks best on the girl, really.

Same here.
Gravlen
12-05-2007, 19:24
Hmm... If I were to choose I'd probably go with something average, something medium. You know, not too big nor too small?

I prefer a bit smaller to bigger though. If I had to choose etween extremes, tiny would win over bazookas... But I'll settle for medium ;)
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
12-05-2007, 19:28
I vote C-
Posi, this thread is about breast size, if you want to discuss your GPA create another thread for it.
Posi
12-05-2007, 19:39
Posi, this thread is about breast size, if you want to discuss your GPA create another thread for it.
My GPA was a C+, thank you very much.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-05-2007, 19:52
B's are best, with C's coming in a close second. Anything larger is disgusting, anything smaller is negligible.Well, excuse us.
Neo Art
12-05-2007, 19:52
Well, excuse us.

do you fall into the negligiblely small or the disgustingly large? :p
JuNii
12-05-2007, 19:53
I'm sorry, but those are just letters to me... what is a size A? and what's the difference between a D and a DD?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-05-2007, 19:55
do you fall into the negligiblely small or the disgustingly large? :p

With those adjectives, honey? Neither. Pshaw.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-05-2007, 19:56
I'm sorry, but those are just letters to me... what is a size A? and what's the difference between a D and a DD?A is the smallest cup (=breast) size. DD is like a half-size between D and E.
Darknovae
12-05-2007, 19:57
As a 32A, I'm going to have to say that A's > everyone else. B's and C's, feh. Anything larger than C is huge.

And I'm not sure that J-cups exist... :eek:
JuNii
12-05-2007, 19:57
A is the smallest cup (=breast) size. DD is like a half-number between D and E.

ok... but what's the size?

can someone post/cite examples of people for each cup size (no nudies please)?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-05-2007, 20:02
ok... but what's the size?

can someone post/cite examples of people for each cup size (no nudies please)?
It's really not that hard. Also, you can't exactly always tell cup size from a pic because what the woman wears influences that. I.e. we'd have to google it, too, which you can totally do yourself. :p
Also, last time someone posted pics of bikini girls to illustrate and then people were yelling about how everyone was voting for the prettiest girl...

So, go forth and edumacate yerself!
JuNii
12-05-2007, 20:03
So, go forth and edumacate yerself!LOL...

"excuse me miss.. what bust size are you? and can I take a look? I am really clueless about how Women's bust size relate to those letters..." :D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-05-2007, 20:06
LOL...

"excuse me miss.. what bust size are you? and can I take a look? I am really clueless about how Women's bust size relate to those letters..." :DOn the internet, not on the street! Sheesh! >.<

Edit: And obviously not on porn sites, either. They hardly give cup sizes...
Boring stuff like underwear sites, wikipedia, or cosmetic surgery sites come to mind.
Johnny B Goode
12-05-2007, 20:09
As a 32A, I'm going to have to say that A's > everyone else. B's and C's, feh. Anything larger than C is huge.

And I'm not sure that J-cups exist... :eek:

You obviously haven't heard of Lolo Ferrari (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolo_Ferrari). And I'm not sure about that A's own all statement.
Kinda Sensible people
12-05-2007, 20:11
Well, excuse us.

Sorry. That was insensitive phrasing, wasn't it. My bad.
Cannot think of a name
12-05-2007, 20:13
ok... but what's the size?

can someone post/cite examples of people for each cup size (no nudies please)?
Here is a calculator (http://ladygrace.com/article.asp?ai=32&sid=Google&eid=GLbrasizecal&gclid=CJSW_aqqiYwCFQL2ggodLxPbBQ&bhcd2=1178997199) and here it is explained. (http://www.afraidtoask.com/breast/breastmeasuringcup.html)

You've heard of Google and Answers.com?
Gravlen
12-05-2007, 20:13
As a 32A, I'm going to have to say that A's > everyone else. B's and C's, feh. Anything larger than C is huge.

Hmm...

*Goes forth to experiment*
Darknovae
12-05-2007, 20:15
You obviously haven't heard of Lolo Ferrari (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolo_Ferrari). And I'm not sure about that A's own all statement.

:eek: J-cups do not look remotely attractive.

And A's win. Fine, B's too. Anything larger, feh.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
12-05-2007, 20:15
You obviously haven't heard of Lolo Ferrari (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolo_Ferrari). And I'm not sure about that A's own all statement.
Truely, one of the most kwality pages on wikipedia. The best part being:
. . . Ferrari had possibly rolled over while she was sleeping, causing her to be suffocated by her large breasts.
JuNii
12-05-2007, 20:17
You've heard of Google and Answers.com?

yes, but this way was much more fun. :D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-05-2007, 20:18
A is the smallest cup (=breast) size. DD is like a half-size between D and E.^ she's talking shit.
DD is apparently the American equivalent of the European E.
Little did she know.
Neo Art
12-05-2007, 20:18
^ she's talking shit.
DD is apparently the American equivalent of the European E.
Little did she know.

about that...american sizes actually go to DDD.

E in american sizes is gigantic.
Gravlen
12-05-2007, 20:18
^ she's talking shit.
DD is apparently the American equivalent of the European E.
Little did she know.

You should totally put her on "ignore", wilfully giving you false information like that ;)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-05-2007, 20:19
Sorry. That was insensitive phrasing, wasn't it. My bad.Ah, I'll just have to make sure to reciprocate in the dick thread. :)
Neo Art
12-05-2007, 20:19
Ah, I'll just have to make sure to reciprocate in the dick thread. :)

this is why I stay out of those...

That's not, however, to say that you'd have anything to bad to say about me you understand...
Kinda Sensible people
12-05-2007, 20:20
Ah, I'll just have to make sure to reciprocate in the dick thread. :)

Frankly, it'll only be fitting. In my defense, I had just woken up when I wrote that, but that was just unacceptable phrasing.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-05-2007, 20:20
You should totally put her on "ignore", wilfully giving you false information like that ;)

Totally. The bitch. :upyours:
Gravlen
12-05-2007, 20:20
Totally. The bitch. :upyours:

*Wonders how it actually would be to put onself on ignore*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
12-05-2007, 20:20
Hmm...

*Goes forth to experiment*
I suppose this means I'm going to have to make your bail again.
JuNii
12-05-2007, 20:21
I suppose this means I'm going to have to make your bail again.

I'll chip in if I can have a copy of the results... :D
Neo Art
12-05-2007, 20:21
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. *pats*

Where? :p

See? This is why you should have stayed away from the topic entirely. ;)

Me? Stay out of a thread about women's breasts? How long have you known me?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-05-2007, 20:22
this is why I stay out of those...

That's not, however, to say that you'd have anything to bad to say about me you understand...Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. *pats*

See? This is why you should have stayed away from the topic entirely. ;)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-05-2007, 20:22
*Wonders how it actually would be to put onself on ignore*
Quiet.
Arinola
12-05-2007, 20:23
You obviously haven't heard of Lolo Ferrari (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolo_Ferrari). And I'm not sure about that A's own all statement.

Yeah, but she's dead. And that was a custom bra, according to Wiki.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-05-2007, 20:25
Where? :pNot there.

Me? Stay out of a thread about women's breasts? How long have you known me?:rolleyes: Away from the topic of dick size, silly.
Imperial isa
12-05-2007, 20:25
^ she's talking shit.
DD is apparently the American equivalent of the European E.
Little did she know.

not a nice way to talk about your twin sister :P
Gravlen
12-05-2007, 20:28
I suppose this means I'm going to have to make your bail again.

It would be greatly appreciated :)
Johnny B Goode
12-05-2007, 20:31
:eek: J-cups do not look remotely attractive.

And A's win. Fine, B's too. Anything larger, feh.

Yeah, I agree. Anything larger than a C is a little too large.

Truely, one of the most kwality pages on wikipedia. The best part being:

True, that's funny.

Yeah, but she's dead. And that was a custom bra, according to Wiki.

Again, true.
Neo Art
12-05-2007, 20:33
I am amused at the quantity of highschoolers talking about C cups being too large, wondering how many of them encounter women with that size on a regular basis...
Chandelier
12-05-2007, 20:35
Here is a calculator (http://ladygrace.com/article.asp?ai=32&sid=Google&eid=GLbrasizecal&gclid=CJSW_aqqiYwCFQL2ggodLxPbBQ&bhcd2=1178997199) and here it is explained. (http://www.afraidtoask.com/breast/breastmeasuringcup.html)

You've heard of Google and Answers.com?

I don't like that first site. My measurements are too small for both measurements they ask for. I got 25 for the part below the bra and 31 for the part around it over the breasts. So maybe in my case it's not that the breasts are too big, it's just that I'm too small...

The second site was helpful. It explained why I need a B rather than an A...because 25+5= 30, which is one less than 31, and a one inch difference is the minimum for a B, which explains why I can still wear bras with size A sometimes, I guess.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
12-05-2007, 20:36
I am amused at the quantity of highschoolers talking about C cups being too large, wondering how many of them encounter women with that size on a regular basis...That depends entirely on how you define "encounter"...
Neo Art
12-05-2007, 20:38
I don't like that first site. My measurements are too small for both measurements they ask for. I got 25 for the part below the bra and 31 for the part around it over the breasts. So maybe in my case it's not that the breasts are too big, it's just that I'm too small...

The second site was helpful. It explained why I need a B rather than an A...because 25+5= 30, which is one less than 31, and a one inch difference is the minimum for a B, which explains why I can still wear bras with size A sometimes, I guess.

actually I think that whole site is calculationg wrong, since, to my knowledge, the measurements for the part that runs below is related to the number of inches of the circumference, not the cup size.

which is to say that that for a woman wo wears a 34 A and another who wears a 34 D bra, the measurement below is the same for both.
Smunkeeville
12-05-2007, 20:38
As a 32A, I'm going to have to say that A's > everyone else. B's and C's, feh. Anything larger than C is huge.

I'll trade ya! although you might not be able to stand upright with my 36 DD's :eek: ......nevermind, I don't wanna make life harder for you.
Chandelier
12-05-2007, 20:40
actually I think that whole site is calculationg wrong, since, to my knowledge, the measurements for the part that runs below is related to the number of inches of the circumference, not the cup size.

which is to say that that for a woman wo wears a 34 A and another who wears a 34 D bra, the measurement below is the same for both.

That makes sense then. What doesn't make sense is why 32's are too small for me now somehow, if that's the case. They don't quite seem to fit anymore, but they probably should...
Cannot think of a name
12-05-2007, 20:49
Ah, you know, it varies. Sometimes you want a small, sensitive bewby to run a thumb over, others you might want a handful, then there are times you want something to bury your face in and say, "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIITSKY!" It all depends on your mood, variety is the spice of life.

...

Wait, I think this might get me in trouble.

...

What I mean is...the perfect size is the size of the woman I'm with and I'd never need anything else as that would be perfect...


I'm, uh, just going to go build a fort out of couch cushions for protection...
Smunkeeville
12-05-2007, 20:53
I don't like that first site. My measurements are too small for both measurements they ask for. I got 25 for the part below the bra and 31 for the part around it over the breasts. So maybe in my case it's not that the breasts are too big, it's just that I'm too small...

The second site was helpful. It explained why I need a B rather than an A...because 25+5= 30, which is one less than 31, and a one inch difference is the minimum for a B, which explains why I can still wear bras with size A sometimes, I guess.

the site is right, it depends on how many inches difference you have between the part under your breasts and the fullest part of your breast, I have made a few bras and it's pretty standard, if you have a 4 inch difference, you need more room in your cup than if you have a 2 inch difference.

as far as you being too petite for the site......that's just them not having enough range.

try this one. http://brasize.com/
The Plutonian Empire
12-05-2007, 20:53
You obviously haven't heard of Lolo Ferrari (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolo_Ferrari). And I'm not sure about that A's own all statement.
Wow. :fluffle:

yes, I admit it, i'm a size king. :p

sucks that size queens won't like me very much though...:rolleyes:
The_pantless_hero
12-05-2007, 20:57
I'm, uh, just going to go build a fort out of couch cushions for protection...
Bring fort cat.
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2145/fortcatxb1.th.jpg (http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fortcatxb1.jpg)
Chandelier
12-05-2007, 21:15
the site is right, it depends on how many inches difference you have between the part under your breasts and the fullest part of your breast, I have made a few bras and it's pretty standard, if you have a 4 inch difference, you need more room in your cup than if you have a 2 inch difference.

as far as you being too petite for the site......that's just them not having enough range.

try this one. http://brasize.com/

Thank you for the information. The site you provided said 30B. I usually wear either a 34A or a 34B, and both seem to fit me reasonably well.
Johnny B Goode
12-05-2007, 21:54
Wow. :fluffle:

yes, I admit it, i'm a size king. :p

sucks that size queens won't like me very much though...:rolleyes:

"It's not the size, it's how you use it!"

Cookie for the reference.

I am amused at the quantity of highschoolers talking about C cups being too large, wondering how many of them encounter women with that size on a regular basis...

They need to look at the Grainne Ni Malley quote in my sig. An easy guide to cup sizes.
Ifreann
12-05-2007, 22:04
http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/images/dancing%20blue-footed%20booby.jpg
JuNii
12-05-2007, 22:07
http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/images/dancing%20blue-footed%20booby.jpg

ohhh... a Nice Pair of Boobies there Ifreann!
Ifreann
12-05-2007, 22:09
It had to be done, and given TBD's recent extended absence from general, I felt the task fell to me.
The Plutonian Empire
12-05-2007, 22:09
http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/images/dancing%20blue-footed%20booby.jpg
Gah, I hate those bird references we get when trying to discuss women's breasts. :headbang:
Gravlen
12-05-2007, 22:10
http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/images/dancing%20blue-footed%20booby.jpg

Aaw, them's the cutest boobies in the thread :fluffle:
Ifreann
12-05-2007, 22:13
Aaw, them's the cutest boobies in the thread :fluffle:

Them's the only boobies in the thread. Them's PG-13 boobies :)
JuNii
12-05-2007, 22:13
Gah, I hate those bird references we get when trying to discuss women's breasts. :headbang:

would you preferre this?

http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol170.jpg
Ifreann
12-05-2007, 22:17
ohhh... a Nice Pair of Boobies there Ifreann!

Ahem. My eyes are up here.
Smunkeeville
12-05-2007, 22:18
Thank you for the information. The site you provided said 30B. I usually wear either a 34A or a 34B, and both seem to fit me reasonably well.

it said I wear an E, which I guess is the same as my DD, but maybe not......I have been feeling unbelievably smushed lately.

If they would quit growing I would be happy (but not as happy if they were to start shrinking)
JuNii
12-05-2007, 22:20
Ahem. My eyes are up here. yep... but I'm looking at your Boobies... which are quite impressive...

http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/images/dancing%20blue-footed%20booby.jpg
I rarely see such Boobies. :D
Chumblywumbly
12-05-2007, 22:22
Where’s the ‘I just like boobies’ option?

Or even the ‘depends on the girl’ option. Large breasts on a stick-thin girl often look ridiculous; the whole balloons-on-a-cocktail-stick routine doesn’t do it for me.

And anyhoo, there’s more to a girl than boobs.

A bum, for example.


Joking!


*killed by Bottle*
Ifreann
12-05-2007, 22:23
And anyhoo, there’s more to a girl than boobs.

:confused:

Wuh?
Chandelier
12-05-2007, 22:24
it said I wear an E, which I guess is the same as my DD, but maybe not......I have been feeling unbelievably smushed lately.

If they would quit growing I would be happy (but not as happy if they were to start shrinking)

:( Well, good luck.
Smunkeeville
12-05-2007, 22:25
:( Well, good luck.

yeah, my body hates me, it wants to do what it wants to do and doesn't care about what I think it should look like. :( I think that's probably true for all women in one way or another though right?
Chumblywumbly
12-05-2007, 22:26
Wuh?
Like.... y’know........

*stares at boobs*
Chandelier
12-05-2007, 22:27
yeah, my body hates me, it wants to do what it wants to do and doesn't care about what I think it should look like. :( I think that's probably true for all women in one way or another though right?

Yeah. I want my breasts to be completely nonexistent, but they won't go away.:(
Chumblywumbly
12-05-2007, 22:28
Yeah. I want my breasts to be completely invisible...
People would bump into you....
Cannot think of a name
12-05-2007, 22:28
Ahem. My eyes are up here.

I've made my choice.[/Homer]
Chandelier
12-05-2007, 22:44
People would bump into you....

Invisible was the wrong word. I want them to not exist anymore so that no one can see them.
Chumblywumbly
12-05-2007, 22:48
Invisible was the wrong word. I want them to not exist anymore so that no one can see them.
I was a-pulling your leg.

But seriously though, one of my close female friends is a.... rather busty lady, and she says it’s a bloody nightmare. Or rather they’re a bloody nightmare.
Chandelier
12-05-2007, 22:50
I was a-pulling your leg.

But seriously though, one of my close female friends is a.... rather busty lady, and she says it’s a bloody nightmare. Or rather they’re a bloody nightmare.

Well, I'm glad mine are small, but I would rather they be smaller.
UN Protectorates
12-05-2007, 23:59
http://www.digitalwildlife.co.uk/birds/img/blue%20great%20tit%20_MG_1013a%20lw.jpg

What a lovely pair of tits...

However I digress...
New Stalinberg
13-05-2007, 01:13
Well, I'm glad mine are small, but I would rather they be smaller.

Is anyone else thinking of that Dave Chappelle skit? :D
Darknovae
13-05-2007, 01:21
http://www.digitalwildlife.co.uk/birds/img/blue%20great%20tit%20_MG_1013a%20lw.jpg

What a lovely pair of tits...

However I digress...

Not bad. :p
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 01:24
My coworker had size J boobs until she had a breast reduction in January. They used to rest on her lap when she sat down, and she has pretty much permanent dents in her shoulders from the weight of her boobs from her bra straps. Cripes!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/sealx/icons_smilies/face-aah.png
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:24
My coworker had size J boobs until she had a breast reduction in January. They used to rest on her lap when she sat down, and she has pretty much permanent dents in her shoulders from the weight of her boobs from her bra straps. Cripes!
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:25
http://www.digitalwildlife.co.uk/birds/img/blue%20great%20tit%20_MG_1013a%20lw.jpg

What a lovely pair of tits...

However I digress...

Looks like they're pecking at a ballsack. Oy vey!
Potarius
13-05-2007, 01:27
Looks like they're pecking at a ballsack. Oy vey!

You'd like that, wouldn't you.
Chumblywumbly
13-05-2007, 01:28
You’d like that, wouldn’t you.
The hormones are making this thread all sticky.
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 01:28
*is mildly amused at the lack of wimmin bewbz in this thread*
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:29
the site is right, it depends on how many inches difference you have between the part under your breasts and the fullest part of your breast, I have made a few bras and it's pretty standard, if you have a 4 inch difference, you need more room in your cup than if you have a 2 inch difference.

as far as you being too petite for the site......that's just them not having enough range.

try this one. http://brasize.com/

Says I'm a 34 D, which I knew. Funny enough, I wore a 36C for most of my post-pubertal life until around the end of last year, when I had an old lady working at JCPenney scold me for wearing the wrong bra size. I'm much happier now! Of course, I'd rather they be a little smaller cause they'll probably get all saggy when I get old, but what're you gonna do. I'll enjoy them now while they still look okay. :)
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 01:29
Says I'm a 34 D, which I knew. Funny enough, I wore a 36C for most of my post-pubertal life until around the end of last year, when I had an old lady working at JCPenney scold me for wearing the wrong bra size. I'm much happier now! Of course, I'd rather they be a little smaller cause they'll probably get all saggy when I get old, but what're you gonna do. I'll enjoy them now while they still look okay. :)

Can we enjoy them with you? :P
JuNii
13-05-2007, 01:30
http://www.digitalwildlife.co.uk/birds/img/blue%20great%20tit%20_MG_1013a%20lw.jpg

What a lovely pair of tits...

However I digress...

wow... pics of Boobies and Tits...

hope the mods don't lock this thread... :D
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:30
You'd like that, wouldn't you.

If you insinuate that I am some kind of sexual freak in one more thread, I will be forced to conclude that you have some issues.
JuNii
13-05-2007, 01:31
The hormones are making this thread all sticky.

not hormones... definitely not hormones...
Darknovae
13-05-2007, 01:32
*is mildly amused at the lack of wimmin bewbz in this thread*

You know we're not allowed to post bewbz on here. :rolleyes:
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 01:32
You know we're not allowed to post bewbz on here. :rolleyes:

Yes we are. They just have to be PG-13.


Somehow.
Kiryu-shi
13-05-2007, 01:38
I've found many sizes of boob to be attractive.
Forsakia
13-05-2007, 01:40
Yes we are. They just have to be PG-13.


Somehow.

Get some with some pro-conservative-christian message written on them, that brings the rating down.
Ifreann
13-05-2007, 01:46
Get some with some pro-conservative-christian message written on them, that brings the rating down.

I like this plan.
Chandelier
13-05-2007, 01:46
Is anyone else thinking of that Dave Chappelle skit? :D

I don't know what you're referring to...
Darknovae
13-05-2007, 01:46
Yes we are. They just have to be PG-13.


Somehow.

We have boobies and tits in the thread. They're G-rated. :D
Ilie
13-05-2007, 01:56
Can we enjoy them with you? :P

You basically did, in the Sexiest NSer thread. ;)
Infinite Revolution
13-05-2007, 02:22
Ah, you know, it varies. Sometimes you want a small, sensitive bewby to run a thumb over, others you might want a handful, then there are times you want something to bury your face in and say, "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIITSKY!" It all depends on your mood, variety is the spice of life.

...

Wait, I think this might get me in trouble.

...

What I mean is...the perfect size is the size of the woman I'm with and I'd never need anything else as that would be perfect...


I'm, uh, just going to go build a fort out of couch cushions for protection...

this man speaks the truth. if your partner is arousing enough to get you to the point of seeing her breasts then the rest ought to be inconsequential (baring nasty disease). if not, pretend you have extencive real estate.
Infinite Revolution
13-05-2007, 02:40
as far as i can gather, at my present flabbiness i am a 37A. which is somewhat disturbing seeing as my chest was pushing 40in when i was 17. not surprising though tbh.
Neo Undelia
13-05-2007, 02:50
There are so many things that are so much more important.
Cannot think of a name
13-05-2007, 03:26
There are so many things that are so much more important.

When has that ever stopped us from discussing something?
Neo Undelia
13-05-2007, 03:28
When has that ever stopped us from discussing something?
I wasn't referring to the topic, but to breasts. I was happily participating in the discussion.
Mezzia
13-05-2007, 07:05
All I have to say is that my fiancee's are wonderful to play with. They're B's, and that's how I want them to stay! :p
Greater Trostia
13-05-2007, 07:09
Breasts are overrated, overinflated secondary sexual characteristics which allow women to manipulate men and are thus responsible for almost all the evils of the world, including the Holocaust. You know the saying, behind every good man there's a good woman? Well, it works for evil men, too. Eva Braun, in Hitler's case. But no, everyone blames Hitler, just like everyone gives credit to Jesus and none at all to Mother Mary. Sexists.
SaintB
13-05-2007, 13:00
Between B and C, I'm not turned on by huge jugs, I like them smaller and perky, and I think they keep a much nicer shape at those sizes.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-05-2007, 22:44
as far as i can gather, at my present flabbiness i am a 37A. which is somewhat disturbing seeing as my chest was pushing 40in when i was 17. not surprising though tbh.

I love that you actually went and looked up your bra size. :p
Infinite Revolution
14-05-2007, 23:32
I love that you actually went and looked up your bra size. :p

hehe! i was bored and drunk :p
Gravlen
15-05-2007, 18:13
hehe! i was bored and drunk :p

I've heard that excuse before... ;)
Northern Borders
15-05-2007, 18:50
I like most kinds. I just dont like if they are saggy or that sausage type, which looks horrible.

Meaning they have to be full, not necessarily big.
Law Abiding Criminals
16-05-2007, 21:33
Trust me, there's nothing like J-cups that are in proportion...except bigger-than-J-cups that are in proportion.
Deus Malum
16-05-2007, 21:40
Somewhere between a B and C cup.
Law Abiding Criminals
16-05-2007, 21:46
My girlfreind (last time she got measured) was a 36EE. They is FIIINE!!

Where's the "This thread is useless without pictures" picture?
Law Abiding Criminals
16-05-2007, 21:59
I have pictures but I ain't posting them here my freind. Not only would I get in trouble with the old MODS but my GF would cut my cock off in my sleep if she found out. And I do so enjoy having a cock.

Hey, it can't hurt to ask. (Sour grapes would say, "They're way too small for me anyway.")
Lebenreich
16-05-2007, 22:10
B's are best, with C's coming in a close second. Anything larger is disgusting, anything smaller is negligible.

I agree whole-heartedly.