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What size "package" do you like in your men? Poll follows.

Inspired by Baby Got Back (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526603)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/weenie.jpg?t=1178983592 Cocktail Weenie

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/Benslimjim.jpg?t=1178983662 Slim Jim

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/Michael_s_100__Chicken_Sausage_Brea.jpg?t=1178983709 Breakfast Links

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/fresh_sausage.jpg?t=1178983785 Italian Sausage

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/meats-kielbasa.jpg?t=1178983841 Kielbasa

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/leoncinimortadella.jpg?t=1178983893 Mortadella

Pez dispenser.

Pez dispenser.
The tip is removable?
:eek:

Short but thick. Like a cheese wheel. :D

The tip is removable?
:eek:

Nah, it just slides conveniently out of the way so you can consume what's inside.....


(omg that sounded horrid.)

Yep
Dennis Leary had one.

I thought in the song the whole thing was detachable?

The tip is removable?
:eek:
Yep
Dennis Leary had one.
EDIT:
He never had one, King Missile (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Missile) did.
*Doesn't know why he thought Dennis Leary did.*

BTW do women generally even like the look of "packages", or do they just tolerate them?

IMO it's the ugliest thing ever.

it's possible this is the most awkward thread ever :D

Nah, it just slides conveniently out of the way so you can consume what's inside.....


(omg that sounded horrid.)
I'm getting visions of the sort that you normally don't see outside of asian horror movies. And even then, they at least have the dignity to cut to another scene after a few minutes, but it's not. It's just staying, right there.
In the forefront of my mind.
Oh god.

I thought in the song the whole thing was detachable?
Yeah thats true, but i couldn't come up with an adequetly witty response.:(

Yeah thats true, but i couldn't come up with an adequetly witty response.:(

No worries. Hilarious song, though.

What size "package" do you like in your men? Poll follows.

Inspired by Baby Got Back (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526603)
First: Thumbs up for the thread. It's silly and yeah, probably awkward, but it serves them right. :D


Then: I don't know the actual shape & size of any of the sausagy poll options :(. So let me be the first to say "This thread is worthless without pictures!" and actually not be talking about manmeat. :p


Finally: thick rather than long. *nods* ;)

I love Kielbasa.


... wait a Mod damn second..

:(

First: Thumbs up for the thread. It's silly and yeah, probably awkward, but it serves them right. :D
Who right?
I like it it'll take peoples minds off of Abortion threads for half a second...

i didn't know there was a standard size for any of these sausages, but i'll have some of that polish sausage any day ;)

"I'm not going to join this debate, it looks unpleasant." Hamilay
And lo, never was there a time to heed my own advice as now.

*flees*

I love Kielbasa.


... wait a Mod damn second..

:(
8====D~~~~
Of course you do.;)

i didn't know there was a standard size for any of these sausages, but i'll have some of that polish sausage any day ;)
:eek: :eek: :eek: Swilatia is 14!!!!

Pleasedonthurtme

And lo, never was there a time to heed my own advice as now.

*flees*

Funny, seems one is immune to one's own sig. :p

:eek: :eek: :eek: Swilatia is 14!!!!

Pleasedonthurtme

*smacks*

full grown only :rolleyes: :P

Now that my ill-advised chatter about Harlesburg's horror sausage is out of the way, I must take issue with this poll.
Why do you specifiy "Sweet Italian Sausage," completely omitting the (superior) spicy Italian from consideration?
This is sausage discrimination it is! And I won't stand for it.

I won't stand for it.

There are prescription drugs and pumps to help you with that. You don't need to limp through life.

What size "package" do you like in your men? Poll follows.

Inspired by Baby Got Back (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526603)

Does size really matter?...*Head explodes*

Now that my ill-advised chatter about Harlesburg's horror sausage is out of the way, I must take issue with this poll.
Why do you specifiy "Sweet Italian Sausage," completely omitting the (superior) spicy Italian from consideration?
This is sausage discrimination it is! And I won't stand for it.
Ill-advised?
Who the hell would you confer with before engaging in dialouge with i?:eek: :confused:

Does size really matter?...*Head explodes*Well, sorry. We never expected you to believe us in the first place. ;P

Then: I don't know the actual shape & size of any of the sausagy poll options :(. So let me be the first to say "This thread is worthless without pictures!" and actually not be talking about manmeat. :p

Pics will be up shortly.

Now that my ill-advised chatter about Harlesburg's horror sausage is out of the way, I must take issue with this poll.
Why do you specifiy "Sweet Italian Sausage," completely omitting the (superior) spicy Italian from consideration?
This is sausage discrimination it is! And I won't stand for it.

In deference to your preference, my pic shall depict both kinds.

Well, sorry. We never expected you to believe us in the first place. ;P

I'm not sure what you mean...but I Feel impotent now... :( ....goddamn it

Does size really matter?...*Head explodes*

if you can distinguish between "matters" and "makes a difference" you can probably go a ways to fixing that head of yours ;)

if you can distinguish between "matters" and "makes a difference" you can probably go a ways to fixing that head of yours ;)

What head are we talking about?...I'm so lost... :( *Cries self to sleep*

What head are we talking about?...I'm so lost... :( *Cries self to sleep*

you said your head exploded.


*pats (on shoulder)*

<.<

you said your head exploded.


*pats (on shoulder)*

<.<

Yea, but does the size of your sausage really matter, if you want more you can always have seconds...you don't need to eat something as big as bologna in one sitting...

Does size really matter?...*Head explodes*
Now, there's no need to be premature.

Yea, but does the size of your sausage really matter, if you want more you can always have seconds...you don't need to eat something as big as bologna in one sitting...

depends how much you can take.

>.>

BTW do women generally even like the look of "packages", or do they just tolerate them?

IMO it's the ugliest thing ever.

I know Smunkee thinks it's cool. I remember her commenting on Mr. Smunkee's penis before...

I'm not sure what you mean...but I Feel impotent now... :( ....goddamn itYou seemed to be complaining about the eternal saying of womenfolk "Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter" turning out to have been a hoax.

I said we never expected you to believe it in the first place.

:)


I might also be lying a tad, just to be cruel.

You seemed to be complaining about the eternal saying of womenfolk "Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter" turning out to have been a hoax.

I said we never expected you to believe it in the first place.

:)


I might also be lying a tad, just to be cruel.

So many questions have been answered...:(

depends how much you can take.

>.>

I'm left speechless

I'm left speechless

aww, i'm only messing ;)

What size "package" do you like in your men? Poll follows.

Inspired by Baby Got Back (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526603)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/weenie.jpg?t=1178983592 Cocktail Weenie

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/Benslimjim.jpg?t=1178983662 Slim Jim

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/Michael_s_100__Chicken_Sausage_Brea.jpg?t=1178983709 Breakfast Links

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/fresh_sausage.jpg?t=1178983785 Italian Sausage

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/meats-kielbasa.jpg?t=1178983841 Kielbasa

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/leoncinimortadella.jpg?t=1178983893 Mortadella
Ah, pictures!

Hmmm..... Italian looks good. Kielbasa is tempting, but the shape it has in the pic is just a bit off-putting. :p Let's say a nice Polish-Italian mixed sausage would be perfect. :)

Oh, and witness what will likely be the only time I'll be quoting "Friends", ever:

I honestly don't know whether I'm hungry or horny.

I think it'd be funny if this was called "Cocktail Weenie or Donkey Dong". Who's down for some mortadella!?

well, isn't this a disturbing thread.

well, isn't this a disturbing thread.

Not if you like innuendo...do you like sausage?

Medium is perfect. Luckily I can adapt to most anything. I also prefer the sausages that still have their casing.

You seemed to be complaining about the eternal saying of womenfolk "Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter" turning out to have been a hoax.

I said we never expected you to believe it in the first place.

:)


I might also be lying a tad, just to be cruel.
Good thing i gave up on women last december.:upyours:

No "Black Pudding" option?

Well, this thread is strange.

But, if I was a woman, (which most of you seem to think I am), I'd have to say Mortadella. Nothing like being fucked by a gas main.

Good thing i gave up on women last december.:upyours:

Good thing for them that they never took you up in the first place.

Can't say as I'm a fan of huge ones, a nice mouthful is quite lovely.

ahem

This seems relevant (http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/penisong.mp3)

ahem

This seems relevant (http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/penisong.mp3)

Lolamanjaro.

I think it'd be funny if this was called "Cocktail Weenie or Donkey Dong".
There's this thing called subtlety.

There's this thing called subtlety.

Subtlety doesn't bode well with men. We like titles like "BOOOOOBZ LOLZ" or it confuses us.
After all, I didn't get the title of this thread till I clicked the link from the "Baby Got Back" thread.

There's this thing called subtlety...
...And it is highly overrated.

I don't know about you guys, but as a dude, I like subtlety. Being too blunt just makes me cringe.

Anyway, all of the men in this thread who are not gay, report to the "Bewbs" thread immediately for voting and comment!

Sausages have always grossed me out.http://www.nearlygood.com/smilies/sick62.gifThe food I mean. Well, the male private parts gross me out, too. But then my private parts look gross to me as well.

well, isn't this a disturbing thread.
Smunkee, I know waaaaaayyyyyy too much about your wang fascination for you to be disturbed by this thread.
Good thing i gave up on women last december.:upyours:
Did you give them up or they you?

sorry, that was mean...



I've said this before, and I'll just put it out here...

If it is true that the size and power of a mans car is inversely proportionate to the size of a man's member consider the following: I drive a 46 hp VW Bus.

Just sayin'.

Not buyin' it? Probably a good call...I hate that notion (the car thing) anyway...and while I never did a comparison I'm probably packing something about average)

I've said this before, and I'll just put it out here...

If it is true that the size and power of a mans car is inversely proportionate to the size of a man's member consider the following: I drive a 46 hp VW Bus.

Just sayin'.Next time you say this, you might want to make sure to only mention "power", not "size", considering that your car is, after all, a bus.
Right now, something's backfiring, and it ain't the bus. :p

Did you give them up or they you?
They gave him up in much the same way I've "given up" on tap-dancing naked in active volcanoes.

Next time you say this, you might want to make sure to only mention "power", not "size", considering that your car is, after all, a bus.
Right now, something's backfiring, and it ain't the bus. :p

"Bus" is a misnomer. It's still smaller than most cars, and is just a tall bug. It's all in the way you crazy German's label your cars. The VW Beetle is really a "limousine"...my Bus can still be strapped to the back of an Olds 440 with space to spare...

"Bus" is a misnomer. It's still smaller than most cars, and is just a tall bug. It's all in the way you crazy German's label your cars. The VW Beetle is really a "limousine"...my Bus can still be strapped to the back of an Olds 440 with space to spare...Nah, not flying. But hey, knock yourself out with the "size", just don't come running to me when they point & giggle. ;) :p

Hmm... If I were to choose I'd probably go with something average, something medium. You know, not too big (or wide) nor too small (or thin)?

I'm guessing Italian Sausage is closest to what I'm thinking of...

Finally: thick rather than long. *nods* ;)

What about people who have *gasp* both?

What about people who have *gasp* both?

Such as myself.




Sorry...:p

Such as myself.




Sorry...:p

Why? If you're not kidding around (you probably are, but just in case, eh?), you should be able to talk about such things openly... Just as women talk about their sweater cows.

Well, I don't see anything wrong with it, but I'm sure quite a few people do.

Why? If you're not kidding around (you probably are, but just in case, eh?), you should be able to talk about such things openly... Just as women talk about their sweater cows.

Well, I don't see anything wrong with it, but I'm sure quite a few people do.

@ bold: Rubbish! :p

Personally, I never saw a problem with being open about anything.

sweater cows

Best phrase for boobies ever.

@ bold: Rubbish! :p

Personally, I never saw a problem with being open about anything.



Best phrase for boobies ever.

1: I was just going by the :p smiley! Either you have one that big or you don't, but really, I don't wanna see pics... Just be as honest as possible, and that'll do.

2: Same here.

3: Family Guy has a lot of great phrases. I was thinking of making up an even better one, but I decided to go with a tried-and-true classic.

1: I was just going by the :p smiley! Either you have one that big or you don't, but really, I don't wanna see pics... Just be as honest as possible, and that'll do.

I wasn't joking. That honest enough? :p

2: Same here.

Huzzah!

3: Family Guy has a lot of great phrases. I was thinking of making up an even better one, but I decided to go with a tried-and-true classic.

Ah, I love Family Guy. And I recently fell in love with Scrubs...hell knows how I missed so much of that before I realised how brilliant it was.

Ah, I love Family Guy. And I recently fell in love with Scrubs...hell knows how I missed so much of that before I realised how brilliant it was.
Emulate me: I downloaded it all :)

Emulate me: I downloaded it all :)

*Emulates Gravlen* :p I found some sites with it on, but they only had all of series 3, and very little else. Where did you get it from?

The bigger the better, unless it's got an odd bend to it or is oddly colored.

The bigger the better, unless it's got an odd bend to it or is oddly colored.The true connoisseur. :p

I wasn't joking. That honest enough? :p



Huzzah!



Ah, I love Family Guy. And I recently fell in love with Scrubs...hell knows how I missed so much of that before I realised how brilliant it was.

1: Neither was I, which is why I brought it up in the first place. :p

2: Damn right.

5: Heh, the same thing happened to me. One wonders how such brilliant stuff can slip past you like *snap* that...

*Emulates Gravlen* :p I found some sites with it on, but they only had all of series 3, and very little else. Where did you get it from?

I don't know if I can tell you here and if so I can't tell you that I found the torrents by searching on torrentspy.com ;)

which is why I brought it up in the first place. :pWait, you mean you actually wanted an answer to that?

1: Neither was I, which is why I brought it up in the first place. :p

2: Damn right.

5: Heh, the same thing happened to me. One wonders how such brilliant stuff can slip past you like *snap* that...

1. Aha, cunning! You sly dog, you.

5. (why 5? meh) I only really started watching it when my friend showed it to me, and I was like "ZOMG." Now I sometimes end up staying up till 1am to watch it on E4. (Because I'm cool).

Franky, I am a little disgusted that a moderator would make a thread that would seem to be against pg-13 ratings..talking about how big you want your man's package to be?


-sigh- If were to make a thread like this, it'd be deated immediately.

Franky, I am a little disgusted that a moderator would make a thread that would seem to be against pg-13 ratings..talking about how big you want your man's package to be?


-sigh- If were to make a thread like this, it'd be deated immediately.

Not really, no... Though that would probably depend on how you made that thread.


http://www.mpaa.org/_images/parental-strongly.gif

Franky, I am a little disgusted that a moderator would make a thread that would seem to be against pg-13 ratings..talking about how big you want your man's package to be?


-sigh- If were to make a thread like this, it'd be deated immediately.

Notice how he threads about bewbs and bootys haven't been deleted? Or even shunted to spam? They're topics, and they're open to debate. So I guess they're fine.

Franky, I am a little disgusted that a moderator would make a thread that would seem to be against pg-13 ratings..talking about how big you want your man's package to be?


-sigh- If were to make a thread like this, it'd be deated immediately.

Frankly, I'm surprised that anyone would be that sensitive, but that's just me. I suppose you're also missing the point that many people feel that it's ok to objectify women and comment on the size of their chests or butts, but get all upset when the tables are turned and male's attributes are similarly discussed.

Frankly, I'm surprised that anyone would be that sensitive, but that's just me. I suppose you're also missing the point that many people feel that it's ok to objectify women and comment on the size of their chests or butts, but get all upset when the tables are turned and male's attributes are similarly discussed.

I have no problems when my attributes are similarly discussed, just as long as all necessary praise is leveled *nods*

Frankly, I'm surprised that anyone would be that sensitive, but that's just me. I suppose you're also missing the point that many people feel that it's ok to objectify women and comment on the size of their chests or butts, but get all upset when the tables are turned and male's attributes are similarly discussed.

Just felt like adding: Nope, it's not just you...

Frankly, I'm surprised that anyone would be that sensitive, but that's just me. I suppose you're also missing the point that many people feel that it's ok to objectify women and comment on the size of their chests or butts, but get all upset when the tables are turned and male's attributes are similarly discussed.

We arn't making topics discussing how we like our women folks vaginas. Except for that one weirdo kind of in that other topic..

And because of that, I'm seriously considering buying a gun, and make them all pay...

Yes, I have a few screws loose. Catch me while you still can, FBI. ;)Could this be the reason that nobody is taking you up on your offer?

And because of that, I'm seriously considering buying a gun, and make them all pay...
You might want to cut that shit out. And I very much mean that.

You might want to cut that shit out. And I very much mean that.
Or what? :p

Or what? :p

you realize that they have your IP address, and can find out where you live, right? Authorities tend to take a dim view of this behavior.

you realize that they have your IP address, and can find out where you live, right? Authorities tend to take a dim view of this behavior.
Ok fine, i'll stop. :(

Smunkee, I know waaaaaayyyyyy too much about your wang fascination for you to be disturbed by this thread.
they are called penises.......and yeah, they are the coolest things ever! and as far as the question, I prefer what I have access to because it's the most perfectest ever.

Or what? :pOr what? You've never made a secret of your irrational, vicious hatred of women born out of unrequited desire and a whole handful of personal issues you yourself keep talking about - do you really think I'll sit here and watch you talk about going around killing them for not coming running to shove their J Cup tits in your face without at LEAST reporting this disgusting display to Moderation?



Edit:Ok fine, i'll stop. :(Not necessary anymore, it seems.

We arn't making topics discussing how we like our women folks vaginas. Except for that one weirdo kind of in that other topic..
I do likey the vagina, though. Just thought it went without sayin'...
Or what? :p

Ok fine, i'll stop. :(
Dude, seek help. It's one thing to be frustrated and lonely, you might be in a whole other category...

they are called penises.......and yeah, they are the coolest things ever! and as far as the question, I prefer what I have access to because it's the most perfectest ever.
Yes, but calling them 'wangs' currently amuses me (especially since it came up twice without my effort). And yes, apparently I'm easily amused.

Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

Dude, seek help. It's one thing to be frustrated and lonely, you might be in a whole other category...
Darn right I'm in a whole other category. :D

Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

thanks, Kat... once more I am glad my keyboard has the plastic skin on it...


now to get one for the monitor... :D

Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

Well, if you insist.

thanks, Kat... once more I am glad my keyboard has the plastic skin on it...


now to get one for the monitor... :D
I envy you. Since I came home, my parents forced me to bring my computer into public view... :(

I envy you. Since I came home, my parents forced me to bring my computer into public view... :(

public view??? so you're currently at your computer outside on your front lawn? :D

P.S. I'm at work...

public view??? so you're currently at your computer outside on your front lawn? :D

P.S. I'm at work...
lol, no, in the family/living room.

Plus, they gave me a set bedtime too. :(

My vote does not in any way reflect anything about my own...anything. >.>

*Emulates Gravlen* :p I found some sites with it on, but they only had all of series 3, and very little else. Where did you get it from?

*cough*alluc.org*cough*

My vote does not in any way reflect anything about my own...anything. >.>Hm. I wonder if anybody did vote as a reflection of that. It would explain a lot of the votes.

As i cant be bothered to read all 7 pages (i read the first and last tho!) then has anyone said "Its not the size but what they do with it that counts"?

If so then i agree.

As i cant be bothered to read all 7 pages (i read the first and last tho!) then has anyone said "Its not the size but what they do with it that counts"?

If so then i agree.Perhaps, but don't you think that some are more visually appealing than others?

As i cant be bothered to read all 7 pages (i read the first and last tho!) then has anyone said "Its not the size but what they do with it that counts"?

If so then i agree.

That's true... But... umm...




I've got nothing.

I'll have to try them all to find out.
When's the next sausagefest?


From what I've tried, I've liked the bigger ones. My wife is the same way.

I'll have to try them all to find out.
When's the next sausagefest?


From what I've tried, I've liked the bigger ones. My wife is the same way.

we'd get along famously,then.

Your wife and I, I meant.

we'd get along famously,then.

Your wife and I, I meant.

Sometimes I think it's the main reason she married me.