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After a rather interesting discussion earlier today, I want to ask you all (men & women) about your preferred... butt size.

Obviously there are several different kind of body types, and with that comes very different types of, well, bottoms. There's Beyonce and JLo, and Rhianna or even Cameron Diaz. Apple or Pear. Round or Flat. It seems that everyone likes a differnt thing.

Some say big butts are gross. Some obviously disagree considering there are several websites dedicated to measuring the inches around, cheek-to-cheek!

So, I'm asking you, for fun I suppose, do you like "'em round and big"? Or are "flat butts the thing"?

I like 'em full and round, but not huge. Got to have a nice set of well toned legs attached to really get my blood going though.

I do know there are some here who prefer 'em a bit larger. Anybody seen Letila around recently?

As long as them butt allows her sit comfortably, s'all fine with me... I don't really have a thing for butts.

I vote 40+ inches, personally...

You knew this would happen:
like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back)

In b4 Letila

Talk about mud flaps/My girl's got 'em. ... etc.

Meh, as long as it's there and there's only two cheeks, I don't really care.

it's all good as long as there's plenty of room for grinding

like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back)

^^Best song evvvvvvvvvver

After a rather interesting discussion earlier today, I want to ask you all (men & women) about your preferred... butt size.

Obviously there are several different kind of body types, and with that comes very different types of, well, bottoms. There's Beyonce and JLo, and Rhianna or even Cameron Diaz. Apple or Pear. Round or Flat. It seems that everyone likes a differnt thing.

Some say big butts are gross. Some obviously disagree considering there are several websites dedicated to measuring the inches around, cheek-to-cheek!

So, I'm asking you, for fun I suppose, do you like "'em round and big"? Or are "flat butts the thing"?

Round and curved, but inflatedly large is just...oy.

Why is it no one talks about what butt size they like on men?
Or penis length?
How about scrotal dangle length?
Hey man, you see the manmaries on that one?

They can be big, but not too flabby. Otherwise ew.

Why is it no one talks about what butt size they like on men?
Or penis length?
How about scrotal dangle length?
Hey man, you see the manmaries on that one?

because the NS forums are a sausage fest ma'am

Something more than athletic.

Why is it no one talks about what butt size they like on men?
Or penis length?
How about scrotal dangle length?
Hey man, you see the manmaries on that one?
Oh you tempt me, you really do tempt me.

because the NS forums are a sausage fest ma'am
*snickers*

because the NS forums are a sausage fest ma'am

Oh you tempt me, you really do tempt me.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526623

Have a blast. And Harlesburg: :fluffle: :D

Why is it no one talks about what butt size they like on men?
Or penis length?
How about scrotal dangle length?
Hey man, you see the manmaries on that one?
First of all, because man-boobs are, like, "t3h ewwww."
Second of all, I believe the last thread about penis length was moved to spam, but the last thread about breast size was allowed to go on for about a 100 replies. So I blame the mods.

No ass, bitch, no backstage pass! :D

butts are gross, IMO. :p

I like a nice shapely ass. Vote bootylicous!

butts are gross, IMO. :p
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/smiley_emoticons_wtf.gif

I mean - honestly: There can never be anything wrong with a nice piece of ass!

Not a fan of skillet ass. I like curves, I am curvy. Curvy is made of win.

I find that nice asses, etc., just act as cover for the gibbering cretins hiding inside all attractive (and unattractive) people. They are there as illusions to trick you into thinking they are decent persons.

It has to be small, but preferably round. It isn't necessarily a decision between big or flat. But, if I had to choose between them anyway, I'd go for the flat one.

Not a fan of skillet ass. I like curves, I am curvy. Curvy is made of win.
http://www.section.at/img/smiley/grabsch.gif

You are made of win!

:fluffle:

Hmm... If I were to choose I'd probably go with something average, something medium. You know, not too big (or wide) nor too small (or thin)?

A bit athletic would be be preferrable. Thight, and a bit shapely ;)

Why is it no one talks about what butt size they like on men?

I declare that this is the new topic of this thread.

No ass, bitch, no backstage pass! :D

Haha. "If you wanna get in my Benz...Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt."

Why is it no one talks about what butt size they like on men?
Or penis length?
How about scrotal dangle length?
Hey man, you see the manmaries on that one?
Because you're running in the wrong circles? I've heard plenty of discussion on man ass and penis size. Maybe you run with prudes?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526623

Have a blast. And Harlesburg: :fluffle: :D
Gracias.
:fluffle:

Booty Jesus approves of this thread.

MM, bottoms. Best bit of a man.

There is a reason trampoline, and the reason is the guys bottoms!
All of them are lovely and firm, but big enough to grab nice and firmly with both hands (two butt cheeks, two hands. Coincidence? I think not!). They are also nice and rounded, no long bums for me!

I vote 40+ inches, personally...

Is that 40+ inches around or 40+ inches width? Either way, your number is still prohibitively small.

When I watch her walk, if I don't hear "wakka chicka bowa chicka wow" in my head, then the booty ain't quite right.

Heh, I used to make threads like this, and I was well-known for liking really big butts (the size of a small car as one poster said once). So yeah, I picked the biggest option available, as admittedly, I have a thing for exaggerated curves and chubbiness.

Meh, as long as it's there and there's only two cheeks, I don't really care.

And now for something completely different ...

Heh, I used to make threads like this, and I was well-known for liking really big butts (the size of a small car as one poster said once). So yeah, I picked the biggest option available, as admittedly, I have a thing for exaggerated curves and chubbiness.

I must have a beer with you sometime and discuss such great matters of importance. And trust me, a small car isn't wide enough.

Is that 40+ inches around or 40+ inches width? Either way, your number is still prohibitively small.

Google 40inchplus. They're not small.

Why is it no one talks about what butt size they like on men?
Or penis length?
How about scrotal dangle length?
Hey man, you see the manmaries on that one?

Oh, definitely. Tom Selleck when he was playing Magnum - in those shorts. *drools*

I must have a beer with you sometime and discuss such great matters of importance. And trust me, a small car isn't wide enough.

Heh

Google 40inchplus. They're not small.

That would depend on your definition of "small." To me, there can never be enough cushion for the pushin'.

When I watch her walk, if I don't hear "wakka chicka bowa chicka wow" in my head, then the booty ain't quite right.

Well now, isn't that true of everyone? Of course, some guys like no ass and some guys like plenty...can't imagine liking none. Of course, then again, I've never seen an ass that's too big for me. And I do mean never. And I've seen them as wide as most people are tall.