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Yeah, I just yesterday found out from an MRI that i'm missing a kidney. my existing one works perfectly though.

stupid FAS. I'm gonna bitchslap my bio-mom the moment i see her. :p

So, what health shockers have you guys experienced in your lives?

Yeah, I just yesterday found out from an MRI that i'm missing a kidney. my existing one works perfectly though.

stupid FAS. I'm gonna bitchslap my bio-mom the moment i see her. :p

So, what health shockers have you guys experienced in your lives?

Wha?...Just not there?...Did it escape?

you didn't know????


i'm missing four teeth so that the rest of my teeth could fit in my mouth without me looking like a horrible freak.

Wha?...Just not there?...Did it escape?
FAS= fetal alcohol syndrom. drunk mother means missing body organs at birth. :p

FAS= fetal alcohol syndrom. drunk mother means missing body organs at birth. :p

Wow that sucks. I haven't checked if all my organs are there or not. The part of my brain that interprets smells is very closely linked to the one that sees colour though.

not me but mom had her skull open to take out one of her brain tumors and she now having a hip replaced this monday

8 of my very back teeth.

FAS= fetal alcohol syndrom. drunk mother means missing body organs at birth. :p

oh, I didn't get what you meant by FAS...though if you don't mind I like to believe it escaped from your side in the middle of a dark and stormy night...

No, everything's in working order. Thanks for asking though.

I'm sure I've lost about 600lbs in dead skin so far...

I'm sure I've lost about 600lbs in dead skin so far...

you didn't know????


i'm missing four teeth so that the rest of my teeth could fit in my mouth without me looking like a horrible freak.same here... tho the number is 8...

and that's not counting my 4 wisdom teeth... and all my baby teeth...

but as for apendix, Tonsils, etc... still present and accounted for.


EDITED: oh, and I am missing the tip of my... CENSORED

I'm missing some tonsils....

EDITED: oh, and I am missing the tip of my... CENSORED

Fellow scalpee!

I'm missing a small section in each of my vas deferens, but by Halloween, that will be (re)corrected if all goes well.

I'm missing 8 teeth.

My brain, apparently.

I'm missing some tonsils....

:(

same here... tho the number is 8...

and that's not counting my 4 wisdom teeth... and all my baby teeth...

but as for apendix, Tonsils, etc... still present and accounted for.


EDITED: oh, and I am missing the tip of my... CENSORED

they cut off your head??! :eek:

they cut off your head??! :eek:
TIP... not TOP... TIP!!! :p

So no... not the entire head... ;)

The skin of the tip of my penis.

TIP... not TOP... TIP!!! :p

So no... not the entire head... ;)

so, they scalped you? or something more disturbing..?

The skin of the tip of my penis.

Pic?

NO NO NO NO NO. FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAHBUDDAHJESUSSPAGHETTIMONSTERODINZUESJUPITERQUETZECOTALANDGAIA

I've often been told that im missing my brain.

I was born minus the full set of 4 permenant premolars.
I was circumsised.
And I've had my widom teeth removed.
Plus assorted haircuts, nail trimmings, and dead skin falling away.

I'm pretty sure I was born without sanity, but it's not like it's a vital organ or anything.

oh, and i was dropped on my head when i was born so i probably started out in this world without the usual number of braincells.

Pic?

NO NO NO NO NO. FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAHBUDDAHJESUSSPAGHETTIMONSTERODINZUESJUPITERQUETZECOTALANDGAIA

I only show it personaly anyway :p

I'm missing a small section in each of my vas deferens, but by Halloween, that will be (re)corrected if all goes well.

Have a friend of mine doing the same thing. He said it cost a fairly good chunk of change to reverse that. Anyway good luck with it.

Everything present and accounted for. All my grown-up teeth, tonsils, appendix, spleen, etc.
I'm even uncircumcised. Not that any of you wanted to know that, but I think someone else has brought it up, too, so I don't feel as strange admitting it.

I'm missing a small section in each of my vas deferens, but by Halloween, that will be (re)corrected if all goes well.

Forgive my ignorance, but: you mean you're having your vasectomy reversed?

My male reproductive organs are currently cached in my wife's purse.

I think there's a reason for that, but I can't remember why...

maybe because my brain is in my wife's purse???

oh, and i was dropped on my head when i was born so i probably started out in this world without the usual number of braincells.

Hence the attraction to NSG.

My male reproductive organs are currently cached in my wife's purse.

I think there's a reason for that, but I can't remember why...

maybe because my brain is in my wife's purse???

Don't forget all your cash. ;)

Hence the attraction to NSG.

much of my abherrent behaviour has been blamed on this occurrence.

Everything present and accounted for. All my grown-up teeth, tonsils, appendix, spleen, etc.
I'm even uncircumcised. Not that any of you wanted to know that, but I think someone else has brought it up, too, so I don't feel as strange admitting it.

it's alright, there's plenty of non-american non-jewish people on here.

Name not withstanding...

Tonsils, adenoids, and four wisdom teeth.

I guess I'm technically missing another tooth - I still had a baby tooth molar until I was 33 or so, but nothing ever grew underneath it. Instead I now have a very sexy gap at the side of my mouth.

you didn't know????


i'm missing four teeth so that the rest of my teeth could fit in my mouth without me looking like a horrible freak.

Wisdom teeth?

Apart from a chipped tooth, I'm perfectly intact. I'm kinda boring that way.

Two wisdom teeth, and oh yeah, my prepuce.

Entirely intact. AFAIK.

I really don't think wisdom teeth and foreskins count as "body organs."

I mean really. I got my haircut today: ZOMG I AM MISSING BODY ORGANZ.

I was born without an appendix.

I'm missing 8 teeth.
I'm also missing part of one of the bones in my thumb. It still looks normal, but it has a two and a half inch scar.

Which begs the question, should Canada go metric?

Tonsils.

Tonsils, adenoids (I think) and wisdom teeth.

I really don't think wisdom teeth and foreskins count as "body organs."

I mean really. I got my haircut today: ZOMG I AM MISSING BODY ORGANZ.

Hair and nails aren't alive in the same sense as skin and teeth are, so not really comparable. Organ might be taking it a bit far, but I suppose everyone ought to understand what is meant by it. "Part of body" might be a more correct alternative.

Had my gallbladder removed.

All present and accounted for, I think.

Yeah, I just yesterday found out from an MRI that i'm missing a kidney. my existing one works perfectly though.

stupid FAS. I'm gonna bitchslap my bio-mom the moment i see her. :p

So, what health shockers have you guys experienced in your lives?

I'm not missing anything. But I do have an extra part.

<_<

>_>

Um... I have a third kidney. :p

I was born without an appendix.

What about a bibliography?

I'm not missing anything. But I do have an extra part.

<_<

>_>

Um... I have a third kidney. :p

That explains your enhanced ability to take the piss :p

I'm missing a part of my left lung. Got punctured so they sliced away the bad part. I Remember the good ol' days at the hospital...

That explains your enhanced ability to take the piss :p

I suspect that improved blood filtration is the reason why I don't get hangovers. :)

Appendix. Nasty little fucker tried to kill me. Gone.
Vas deferens. Weak point in an evil conspiracy to reproduce me. Gone.
Some "wisdom" teeth. Fuck knows, they first presented as pain. Gone.

Still working on those other entrenched enemies of my free spirit: the heart, the brain and the stomach.

I once cut off my head to relieve a bad headache, so I guess that's a major organ missing.

I had my gallbladder out, and my spleen and am also missing a kidney.... born without it.

I'm missing four teeth that had to be removed in order for me to get braces. As far as I know, that's it.

5.5 teeth and my tonsils

Connective tissue. *nods*

After reading this thread, I guess that half of NSG is missing large bits of their body. :)

I've got a third of my left big toenail missing (after an ingrowing toenail) if that counts as an organ. :D

oh, I didn't get what you meant by FAS...though if you don't mind I like to believe it escaped from your side in the middle of a dark and stormy night...
He went on holiday to Georgia once, the black hillbilles took it out of him, one can tell that it wasn't the white hillbillies because he didn't get arse raped.
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I am missing a heart.

My story of medically induced woe is best expressed through the ancient art of Karaoke, so if someone would be so kind as to set the tune to "I left my heart in San Francisco":

I left my heart in San Francisco, to pay my medical bills
For the operation that removed both my lungs
The morning fog may chill the air, I don't care
My skin's with my heart in San Francisco, in the closet near my knees
Golden Sun may shine in San Francisco, but I've lost both my eyes

And that is as much effort as I'm willing to put forth.

My story of medically induced woe is best expressed through the ancient art of Karaoke, so if someone would be so kind as to set the tune to "I left my heart in San Francisco":

I left my heart in San Francisco, to pay my medical bills
For the operation that removed both my lungs
The morning fog may chill the air, I don't care
My skin's with my heart in San Francisco, in the closet near my knees
Golden Sun may shine in San Francisco, but I've lost both my eyes

And that is as much effort as I'm willing to put forth.

I'm able to tell you're a puppet not just because of my stache sense, but you're really obvious as well.

I'm able to tell you're a puppet not just because of my stache sense, but you're really obvious as well.
You have a moustache!? Might I stroke it for a time?

I'm able to tell you're a puppet not just because of my stache sense, but you're really obvious as well.
But of whom?
IL Ruffino, H N Fiddlebottoms VII, Peechland, Ifreann or Branin?
Hmmm?

But of whom?
IL Ruffino, H N Fiddlebottoms VII, Peechland, Ifreann or Branin?
Hmmm?

Ruffy. Nobody else could maintain their dignity while having Fuffino in their username. Why would it be Peechland, Ife, or Branin?

You have a moustache!? Might I stroke it for a time?

If you could get a hot female to do it, that'd be great. :D

I had my gallbladder out, and my spleen and am also missing a kidney.... born without it.
Marry me! :D

Wait, you're taken already. :(

Ruffy. Nobody else could maintain their dignity while having Fuffino in their username. Why would it be Peechland, Ife, or Branin? It's a joint effort by Fiddles and Ruffy.



If you could get a hot female to do it, that'd be great. :D
...

If you could get a hot female to do it, that'd be great. :D
No, the honor must be mine, and if you will not allow me to touch the moustache myself, then I must steal it from your very face.

It's a joint effort by Fiddles and Ruffy.

...

Well, it's not my fault you're never here.

No, the honor must be mine, and if you will not allow me to touch the moustache myself, then I must steal it from your very face.

Nope, sorry. No dice.

Well, it's not my fault you're never here.


"Never here"?!?!?! I'm ALWAYS here! Where the hell have you been!??! :mad:

"Never here"?!?!?! I'm ALWAYS here! Where the hell have you been!??! :mad:

Norway? :p

I don't know...I guess we aren't fluffling like we used to. Good times, those pages of fluffle spam.

my frontal lobe.

Hair and nails aren't alive in the same sense as skin and teeth are, so not really comparable. Organ might be taking it a bit far, but I suppose everyone ought to understand what is meant by it. "Part of body" might be a more correct alternative.

Yeah, but the OP wasn't asking about parts of body. He comes in saying he doesn't have a KIDNEY! People with their wisdom teeth stories are just insulting in comparison with that.

Nope, sorry. No dice.
Ah, that is what you say, but your moustache's time is coming. Some day, somehow, you'll lower your guard, maybe when you sleep or maybe when a particularly round object in the middle distance catches your eye, and then I'll strike!
But not now, no, not now. First, I must bide my time, let you slip into a false sense of security. But then, yes, then that moustache will be mine.

Ah, that is what you say, but your moustache's time is coming. Some day, somehow, you'll lower your guard, maybe when you sleep or maybe when a particularly round object in the middle distance catches your eye, and then I'll strike!
But not now, no, not now. First, I must bide my time, let you slip into a false sense of security. But then, yes, then that moustache will be mine.

Armed with a razor, it's...

THE SERIAL SHAVER!!!

I'm missing a vagina :(

My SOUL.

I guess that half of NSG is missing large bits of their body. :)


You can say that again.
When they took the skin out of the tip of my penis, they had to rent a truck to take that out.

But of whom?
IL Ruffino, H N Fiddlebottoms VII, Peechland, Ifreann or Branin?
Hmmm?

All wrong. It's Fass.;)

I'm missing ovaries, fallopian tubes, and a uterus.

"Never here"?!?!?! I'm ALWAYS here! Where the hell have you been!??! :mad:

Do you REALLY want to know where he was?

Do you REALLY want to know where he was?

Well, I do.

Do you REALLY want to know where he was?

Good point :eek:

For some reason this blurred with a few other threads and I read it for a second as "Who else here is touching body organs?"

It was either that or "Who else here is missing touching body organs", I read it as one of those two.

Norway? :p

I don't know...I guess we aren't fluffling like we used to. Good times, those pages of fluffle spam.

We should start fluffling again.

I'll start-

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

But of whom?
IL Ruffino, H N Fiddlebottoms VII, Peechland, Ifreann or Branin?
Hmmm?

My lawyers have instructed me to deny all chargers of puppet mastery.

We should start fluffling again.

I'll start-

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

Oh, you naughty girl.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Oh, you naughty girl.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

Come on Johnny, don't leave me here all high and dry :( :fluffle:

Come on Johnny, don't leave me here all high and dry :( :fluffle:

So sorry.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

So sorry.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:fluffle::fluffle:

:fluffle::fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/spammers0mr.jpg

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/spammers0mr.jpg
It's not too late....

*yells out*

mods! come save me! cut the spam from the thread!:eek:

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/spammers0mr.jpg

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m209/gswelcome/ohnoesiy6.gif


On topic though, I am missing years worth of fingernails, toenails and hair, both from my head and face.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/spammers0mr.jpg

That should be, fluffle spammers. :fluffle:

It's not too late....

*yells out*

mods! come save me! cut the spam from the thread!:eek:

Nah, the mods will just exile it to spam. Or worse.......chat.

Nah, the mods will just exile it to spam. Or worse.......chat.

But in Chat, I can fluffle spam it.

Though only me... :(

It's not too late....

*yells out*

mods! come save me! cut the spam from the thread!:eek:

Oh stop, fluffles are harmless :rolleyes:

Nah, the mods will just exile it to spam. Or worse.......chat.

I had a thread banished to chat. I was quite depressed, it might have survived awhile in spam. Since I don't make threads too often it was even worse. :(

*cries*

But in Chat, I can fluffle spam it.

Though only me... :(

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster77998755.jpg

I had a thread banished to chat. I was quite depressed, it might have survived awhile in spam. Since I don't make threads too often it was even worse. :(

*cries*

A lot of my threads get moved to chat. :(

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster77998755.jpg

But this isn't *my* thread. :D

As far as I know, I've got all the organs I would be expected to have. Had some teeth pulled - and that's the only permanent removal from my body I've had.

Apparently, though, it's fairly common to be born with one kidney - it happens in something like 1 in 750 people.

my head as i lost my mothers day gift

my head as i lost my mothers day gift

Ladame got her mom a cactus. Perhaps you could make a run to the store and get one yourself.

And retrieve your missing head. ;)

Ladame got her mom a cactus. Perhaps you could make a run to the store and get one yourself.

And retrieve your missing head. ;)

too late it sunday shops are closed and it is mothers day

too late it sunday shops are closed and it is mothers day

Ah yes. Time zone differences....

Well, I'm sure you can learn to breath through your neck.

Ah yes. Time zone differences....

Well, I'm sure you can learn to breath through your neck.

just had a idea which may hold till she get back from hospital next week

just had a idea which may hold till she get back from hospital next week

Well as long as there is some kind of thought put into it I'm sure it will work.

But this isn't *my* thread. :D

We fluffled it up. Way to revive it, Pancake. ;)

We fluffled it up. Way to revive it, Pancake. ;)

I didn't revive it. It's just that ISA and Ifreann stopped it.

And you, for some reason, left me high and dry AGAIN. :mad:

Well as long as there is some kind of thought put into it I'm sure it will work.
i was whistling Fife And Gun from the Gettysburg soundtrack when it came to me
I didn't revive it. It's just that ISA and Ifreann stopped it.

And you, for some reason, left me high and dry AGAIN. :mad:

you just upset me now :(

i was whistling Fife And Gun from the Gettysburg soundtrack when it came to me

Now the connection between your gift and Gettysburg must be pretty interesting.

you just upset me now :(

You just don't like me fluffling other guys do you, Isa? Just stop being so jealous! Sheesh! :mad:

just kidding :p :fluffle:

Now the connection between your gift and Gettysburg must be pretty interesting.
or i want Western Australia to Secession from the Federation of Australia :confused:
You just don't like me fluffling other guys do you, Isa? Just stop being so jealous! Sheesh! :mad:

just kidding :p :fluffle:

as long as i can fluffle other girls you can :P :fluffle:

That is insane.

I had my wisdom teeth removed a few years ago, but I don't think there's anything actually missing.

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster77998755.jpg

Oh no! That would be terrible. :(

I didn't revive it. It's just that ISA and Ifreann stopped it.

And you, for some reason, left me high and dry AGAIN. :mad:

So sorry. Reading manga makes me lose track of time.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

So sorry. Reading manga makes me lose track of time.

:way too many fluffles:

Fluffle safe now, y'all.

Does half an arm count as an organ?

So sorry. Reading manga makes me lose track of time.

:fluffle:

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle: