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Let us worship the Triangle Wedge:

Ched: It who is born of dairy's age.

Chesus: It who is product of Ched and the world.

Chessiah: It who flavour entices and encompases all.

I believe!

If it floats your boat, though if you want to take a crack at christianity Pastafarianism's good for that.

Hail Arkvoodle!

Whatever floats yor boat man...

but for god's sake please stay the hell out of my lagoon!

Eris>FSM>IPU>Cheesus

Yet even the FSM requires Ched to give some of his powder power to complete FSM's own capabilities!

We have no need for your lagoon, We have a giant fondu pot gifted to us by the Chessiah.

Do Cheesians worship the moon?

Do Cheesians worship the moon?

It is part of a manifestation of our Culture. Their was created to not only show Their power but to also allow the manifestation of the Blue Veined Avatar (hence once at a blue moon).

Even Athe cannot fathom Their power.

When my older sister first told me about Jesus, I picture a balding, fat cheese-salesman.

"They whom have delved deep, drunk and eaten of the extra-creamy manifestations of Us shall be remade to show our favour of them"

-Articles of the Triangle Wedge as read by the Prophet Wensleydale.

That fat balding person has been favoured by Them.

Let us worship the Triangle Wedge:

Ched: It who is born of dairy's age.

Chesus: It who is product of Ched and the world.

Chessiah: It who flavour entices and encompases all.

Sounds gouda to me! :D

sorry i'm a devout Jemima's Witness

If the religion involves getting free cheese then why not? I'll believe.


Oh, and some laxatives may be needed. All that cheese.... :p

i like cheese! my sig says so! :)

Blessed are the cheese-makers.

Was it any accident that I read this while a Sargento cheese commercial was on the TV?

"And so They said 'Gather the liquid left from making representatives of Us and use it to purge yourself of the Sin of Impure Representation of Us' and lo, it was purged from the bowels and all was well"

-Tome of Afflictions of Impurity and Cures.

"We're bigger than cheeses."

Was it any accident that I read this while a Sargento cheese commercial was on the TV?

Of course not. Generalites are gaining control of television networks. It was only a matter of time.

Blessed are the cheese-makers.

If you hadn't, I would have ;)

So, where in this fine pantheon does yogurt fit?

sorry i'm a devout Jemima's Witness

Church of Pancake? :eek:

Church of Pancake? :eek:

Don't tell me Darknovae has people worshiping her? :eek: :p

The Cheese Wheel of Time never stops turning.

But that only matters to the people on the rim.

So, where in this fine pantheon does yogurt fit?

Yoghurt is that which is Dualistic by nature. It is Opponent and Collaborator, Oppressor and Oppressed, Hero and Outcast.

It shares the Culture inherent to the Triangle Wedge and as such is the subordinate of Them.

Don't tell me Darknovae has people worshiping her? :eek: :p

Well, she already has a polygamy sect.

Of course not. Generalites are gaining control of television networks. It was only a matter of time.

True. But, as Sel Appa said, the viewers are going fast.

Don't tell me Darknovae has people worshiping her? :eek: :p

If by "worshipping" you mean creepy middle-aged guys cyberflirting with her, then yes.

Well, she already has a polygamy sect.

True..

True. But, as Sel Appa said, the viewers are going fast.

Yeah, clearly we are going to have to do something to get quality programming back on the boobtube.

If by "worshipping" you mean creepy middle-aged guys cyberflirting with her, then yes.

Well, yeah but they aren't deifying her. Not literally anyway. :D

In 1969, man went to the moon because he believed it was made of cheese. He was wrong. We haven't been back since.



BEHOLD! THE POWER OF CHEESE!

That was just the powder covering. Then there is the wax layer and finally the Cheese!

Eris>FSM>IPU>Cheesus

Atheists>Eris>FSM>IPU>Cheesus

Atheists>Eris>FSM>IPU>Cheesus

Athe>Eris----ChedxChessiah
_________ ! ______________
FSM<IPU----------Ched

Athe>Eris ChedxChessiah
_________ ! ______________
FSM<IPU Ched
whta?

Oh, yeah.


Atheists>Eris>FSM>IPU>Cheesus>Your take on this inequality.

Oh, yeah.


Atheists>Eris>FSM>IPU>Cheesus>Your take on this inequality.

---------------------------w^3-(hta+?)^2
inequality=------_________________________
----------------Athe+Erisx(Cheesus<IPUxFSM)

----------------w^3-(hta+?)^2
inequality=--_________________________
----------------Athe+Erisx(Cheesus<IPUxFSM)

I have no idea what you are talking about, so here is a...

Consider it a random equation that more than likely make no sense.

Just like alife without cheese.

Consider it a random equation that more than likely make no sense.

Just like alife without cheese.

actually i find life without cheese to make perfect sense. but not your random equation.

Blasphemer!

You will see the dairy filled light sooner or later!

actually i find life without cheese to make perfect sense. but not your random equation.

The texture, the smell, the colour of cheese! The sound, the taste of cheese! What sense could be perfect without it?

Blasphemer!

You will see the dairy filled light sooner or later!
Really? And what if I don't?

The texture, the smell, the colour of cheese! The sound, the taste of cheese! What sense could be perfect without it?

They are all better off. I hate cheese.

They are all better off. I hate cheese.

Good on yer! More for me :D

Really? And what if I don't?

Oooooh, you will.... *Packs some twaróg in a sack*

This thread is cheesy...wait...damn it :(

Oooooh, you will.... *Packs some twaróg in a sack*

what are you going to do with it.

Drop it into your water supply as well as putting some in all the bottled water!

Drop it into your water supply as well as putting some in all the bottled water!
Silly child. You should know it's physically impossible to do this over the internet. Especially if you don't know where I live.

Silly child. You should know it's physically impossible to do this over the internet. Especially if you don't know where I live.

You underestimate the amount of cheese granted to me by the Chessiah!

I have enough to taint the oceans, lakes, springs and even air!

Of course not all of it is twaróg but I have to use what I get.

You underestimate the amount of cheese granted to me by the Chessiah!

I have enough to taint the oceans, lakes, springs and even air!

Of course not all of it is twaróg but I have to use what I get.

Chessiah does not exist. This is why atheists are the greatest number in the inequality.

Chessiah does not exist. This is why atheists are the greatest number in the inequality.

Athe cannot stand up to the might of the Triangle Wedge.

Church of Pancake? :eek:

hahaha just kidding :p

Athe cannot stand up to the might of the Triangle Wedge.

Atheists>Eris>FSM>IPS>Triangle Wedge>Cheesus

Yeah, clearly we are going to have to do something to get quality programming back on the boobtube.

Ain't that the truth.

If by "worshipping" you mean creepy middle-aged guys cyberflirting with her, then yes.

Do I look like a creepy middle-aged guy to you?

"Praised be the cheeese-makers."

Atheists>Eris>FSM>IPS>Triangle Wedge>Cheesus

Chesus is part of the Triangle Wedge

I wish I had a copy of my friends poem (published, not just something he jotted down on a napkin to impress a chick...not saying it didn't start that way...I don't know why I'm going out of my way to validate my friend's poetry...) that used cafe patrons as an allagory of different sects of Christianity...(it was called "Cafe Communion, or the Gospel of Juan Valdez" and it had the coffee catholics dipping the body of Juan Valdez (biscotti), the Mocha Mormons who believed that Valdez returned to add the coco bean to the holy world, etc.)

Chesus is part of the Triangle Wedge

So? Whole =/= part.

Ain't that the truth.



Do I look like a creepy middle-aged guy to you?

Okay, you're not middle-aged :D

So? Whole =/= part.

Doublethink is held in great regard in Their minds.

Doublethink is held in great regard in Their minds.

you =/= making any sense.

Then I can show them that I truly believe in Their ways.

(Doublethink is from 1984, where you can have two conflicting pieces of information and believe both of them)

Little baby cheesus.

http://www.saatchi.at/ueberuns/Bilder/brands_zoom_mby2005.gif

http://putzlowitsch.de/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/babybel.jpg

I see that you have been finding idols of one of Them. That is good.

Then I can show them that I truly believe in Their ways.

(Doublethink is from 1984, where you can have two conflicting pieces of information and believe both of them)

whatever, still,

Atheists>Eris>FSM>IPS>Triangle Wedge>Cheesus

So your triangle wedge is useless.

whatever, still,

Atheists>Eris>FSM>IPS>Triangle Wedge>Cheesus

So your triangle wedge is useless.

Even assuming your inequality to be valid, your conclusion is rubbish. Is a million dollars useless, because it's less than a billion dollars?

Even assuming your inequality to be valid, your conclusion is rubbish. Is a million dollars useless, because it's less than a billion dollars?

Well, a million dollars is less than an infinite number of dollars, and is, by comparison, useless. It is all a matter of defining the actual scale of >

Even assuming your inequality to be valid, your conclusion is rubbish. Is a million dollars useless, because it's less than a billion dollars?

Let me clarify then:

Atheists>Eris>FSM>IPS>Cold Stone>Triangle Wedge>Cheesus

Well, a million dollars is less than an infinite number of dollars, and is, by comparison, useless. It is all a matter of defining the actual scale of >

Pish and tosh! Transfinite mathematics cannot be applied to economics, as economics is the science of scarcity, and anything which is infinite is hardly scarce.