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this is not racist or anything...

Smunkeeville
10-05-2007, 15:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgtIqeV-6mk&mode=related&search=

okay, can someone explain it to me then?

oh, and the little fight going on in the comments is hilarious to me.
Ifreann
10-05-2007, 15:48
I think he's trying to say that black people only support Obama because they're racist, but they shouldn't support him because he's half white.


I think.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2007, 15:49
So are the nuts better at finding God, or just better at finding microphones?

:p
Smunkeeville
10-05-2007, 15:50
So are the nuts better at finding God, or just better at finding microphones?

:p

I have been watching a lot of his videos today, he is hilarious. (if not just really really sad and scary)
Ifreann
10-05-2007, 15:51
So are the nuts better at finding God, or just better at finding microphones?

:p

Well you've found god. Was it easier than finding a microphone?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
10-05-2007, 15:52
I don't get what he's trying to say. :(
Remote Observer
10-05-2007, 15:53
Well you've found god. Was it easier than finding a microphone?

Actually, He found me. Pretty easy for Him, all it required was acceptance on my part.

That's the hard part for most people.
Smunkeeville
10-05-2007, 15:54
I don't get what he's trying to say. :(

me either, but you know Obama's got a white mama!

I am sorry, this is so funny to me.......I can't get over it. I really just don't understand anything he says.
Farnhamia
10-05-2007, 15:55
So are the nuts better at finding God, or just better at finding microphones?

:p

Nuts have always been very good at finding live microphones. Normal folks just go about their daily lives without becoming "film at eleven." And now, with YouTube and them dang intarwebs, why ... the world just ain't the same anymore.
Dundee-Fienn
10-05-2007, 15:57
Is he complaining that Obamas father is originally from Africa or something? Yeah he confuses me
Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2007, 15:57
Well you've found god. Was it easier than finding a microphone?

He was hiding in my sock drawer. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2007, 15:59
Nuts have always been very good at finding live microphones. Normal folks just go about their daily lives without becoming "film at eleven." And now, with YouTube and them dang intarwebs, why ... the world just ain't the same anymore.

They'r delightfully entertaining as long as so-called 'sane' people recognize themas the nuts they are.

I find increasingly that sane people are listening to insane people. It's a disturbing trend. *nod*
Ifreann
10-05-2007, 15:59
Actually, He found me. Pretty easy for Him, all it required was acceptance on my part.

That's the hard part for most people.
Hey, you're not LG.
He was hiding in my sock drawer. :)

Is that where all my socks have been going?
Smunkeeville
10-05-2007, 16:00
Is he complaining that Obamas father is originally from Africa or something? Yeah he confuses me

I have listened to about 8 of his videos today and only heard him reference the Bible once and even then he got the story wrong........and whats up with all those boys on the stage? they look miserable, I have noticed their robes tend to compliment his though, he changes his robe color and they do too......
Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2007, 16:00
Hey, you're not LG.


Is that where all my socks have been going?

*nod* Heaven. But He only takes one of each set. *nod*
Dundee-Fienn
10-05-2007, 16:03
I have listened to about 8 of his videos today and only heard him reference the Bible once and even then he got the story wrong........and whats up with all those boys on the stage? they look miserable, I have noticed their robes tend to compliment his though, he changes his robe color and they do too......

Yeah I was confused about his last statement "You need help. you need prayer". I dont see how prayer will help change what he's complaining about.
Ifreann
10-05-2007, 16:03
*nod* Heaven. But He only takes one of each set. *nod*

Grrrr, fecking deities and their pranks.
Imperial isa
10-05-2007, 16:03
weird
Ifreann
10-05-2007, 16:05
Yeah I was confused about his last statement "You need help. you need prayer". I dont see how prayer will help change what he's complaining about.

Maybe if we all pray hard enough Obama will become more black. Or less black, I'm not sure which is meant to be preferable.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
10-05-2007, 16:12
*nod* Heaven. But He only takes one of each set. *nod*
Erma Bombeck was right!
Dundee-Fienn
10-05-2007, 16:14
Maybe if we all pray hard enough Obama will become more black. Or less black, I'm not sure which is meant to be preferable.

Red White and Blue might help on the campaign trail
Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2007, 16:15
Erma Bombeck was right!

You seem surprised.
Gravlen
10-05-2007, 16:21
Yeah I was confused about his last statement "You need help. you need prayer". I dont see how prayer will help change what he's complaining about.

If prayer helps cure homosexuality, maybe prayer will help cure whiteness?
OcceanDrive
10-05-2007, 16:28
So are the nuts better at finding God, or just better at finding microphones?

:p
in soviet russia microphone finds you. :D

http://home.earthlink.net/~srsejda/OsamaObama.jpg
JuNii
10-05-2007, 17:47
*nod* Heaven. But He only takes one of each set. *nod*
Grrrr, fecking deities and their pranks.
It's not a prank, it's the Rapture!

think about it. according to the bible, of the two, one will be called, but not the other! it's only human arrogance to think that it meant Humans... it's the socks that are blessed! :eek: :p
Nodinia
10-05-2007, 20:20
I don't get what he's trying to say. :(


Thank the Jaysus, I thought it was just me....
Wilgrove
10-05-2007, 20:29
Soo umm, first he complains about black people sucking up to the Clinton's, and then he complains about Obama having a white mother, and then a father from Africa...

Yea....it just seems like he just says the first thing that comes to his mind.
Utracia
10-05-2007, 20:36
This guy sounds like he should run for the office of Ranting Nonsensical Old Man.
Dempublicents1
10-05-2007, 20:37
Soo umm, first he complains about black people sucking up to the Clinton's, and then he complains about Obama having a white mother, and then a father from Africa...

Yea....it just seems like he just says the first thing that comes to his mind.

:confused:

I thought he was complaining about black people not sucking up to the Clintons? He was saying that they're all disloyal and crap because they dumped the Clintons for Obama, right?
Wilgrove
10-05-2007, 20:38
:confused:

I thought he was complaining about black people not sucking up to the Clintons? He was saying that they're all disloyal and crap because they dumped the Clintons for Obama, right?

Who the hell knows, he didn't bother tying it all together at the end.
Smunkeeville
10-05-2007, 20:39
:confused:

I thought he was complaining about black people not sucking up to the Clintons? He was saying that they're all disloyal and crap because they dumped the Clintons for Obama, right?

I think he assumes that black people might only change a candidate if they thought he/she was "more black" than the last one......so, maybe he is trying to say that Obama isn't "more black" than Hillary.

yeah, I took a nap and still he doesn't make sense to me.
Wilgrove
10-05-2007, 20:43
I think he assumes that black people might only change a candidate if they thought he/she was "more black" than the last one......so, maybe he is trying to say that Obama isn't "more black" than Hillary.

yeah, I took a nap and still he doesn't make sense to me.

Yea, but his dad is from Africa, and how could you be more 'black' than that?

Gad, this doesn't make any sense! *pulls hair out*
Smunkeeville
10-05-2007, 20:45
Yea, but his dad is from Africa, and how could you be more 'black' than that?

Gad, this doesn't make any sense! *pulls hair out*

now Pastor Manning says that not only does Obama got a white mama, Obama's dad "ain't even American"
Wilgrove
10-05-2007, 20:48
now Pastor Manning says that not only does Obama got a white mama, Obama's dad "ain't even American"

*bangs head against desk* Just make the bad preacher go away and get a job at Mc. Donalds flipping burgers.

Why can't preacher just be like the Fathers (what we call our preachers) at my church? They don't talk about politics, they just preach the words and actions of Jesus Christ and the Bible.
Armistria
10-05-2007, 20:49
“Isn’t it interesting that when a man has in him some white blood that’s visible all of a sudden becomes the darling of the negro people. We are such racists.”
He really makes absolutely no sense! Shouldn’t he have said ‘black blood’ instead of ‘white blood’?!
Preachers should really keep out of political matters. The pulpit says ‘Jesus is Lord’ and yet he didn’t seem to be making any point in relation to religion. When a church starts dragging politics into it, you know that you should find some place else to go to.
Utracia
10-05-2007, 20:51
now Pastor Manning says that not only does Obama got a white mama, Obama's dad "ain't even American"

Exactly how many people listen to this moron? I can only hope the number is in the single digits.

*hopes fervently*
Wilgrove
10-05-2007, 20:52
He really makes absolutely no sense! Shouldn’t he have said ‘black blood’ instead of ‘white blood’?!
Preachers should really keep out of political matters. The pulpit says ‘Jesus is Lord’ and yet he didn’t seem to be making any point in relation to religion. When a church starts dragging politics into it, you know that you should find some place else to go to.

Agreed.
Smunkeeville
10-05-2007, 20:54
Exactly how many people listen to this moron? I can only hope the number is in the single digits.

*hopes fervently*

somehow, I got on his email list.............in fact, whoever sold him my email, also sold it to a lot of "Christian" whackjobs.......I am still getting email from the "American Family Council" or some other crap.

Normally I just delete them, but I opened it today.........

www.atlah.org

they even have their own school.
Wilgrove
10-05-2007, 20:56
somehow, I got on his email list.............in fact, whoever sold him my email, also sold it to a lot of "Christian" whackjobs.......I am still getting email from the "American Family Council" or some other crap.

Normally I just delete them, but I opened it today.........

www.atlah.org

they even have their own school.

Yay, more morons who won't make sense!

*runs to hide in the mountains*
Dempublicents1
10-05-2007, 20:58
now Pastor Manning says that not only does Obama got a white mama, Obama's dad "ain't even American"

Yeah, and them Africans, they ain't real negro people.
Utracia
10-05-2007, 21:01
somehow, I got on his email list.............in fact, whoever sold him my email, also sold it to a lot of "Christian" whackjobs.......I am still getting email from the "American Family Council" or some other crap.

Normally I just delete them, but I opened it today.........

www.atlah.org

they even have their own school.

I see that site and feel like I should be buying something.
Bamboozlements
10-05-2007, 21:01
As long as the church is in politics for the community's sakes, it's fine...

I think.
Smunkeeville
10-05-2007, 21:04
I see that site and feel like I should be buying something.
did you see his "palace of worship" or whatever?
Bamboozlements
10-05-2007, 21:07
This book will give you the power to experience multiple transfigurations, daily devotions, and professional, and divine increase.

What does this mean? :confused:
Wilgrove
10-05-2007, 21:08
What does this mean? :confused:

I'm guessing a longer lasting hard on brought to you by the power of the Lord!
Utracia
10-05-2007, 21:14
did you see his "palace of worship" or whatever?

Yeah, quite impressive. Or flagrantly ostentatious. Can't decide which.