NationStates Jolt Archive


Underwear Bandits Strike!

Kryozerkia
10-05-2007, 14:34
Colombia hunts underwear robbers (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6642209.stm)

Police in Colombia are searching for members of a gang who target women and steal their underwear in public.

A succession of women, mainly young women and students, have been attacked in the western city of Pereira, often at bus stops early in the morning.

The gang has become known across the city as the "knicker robbers". They do not usually hurt their victims, instead demanding only underwear and valuables.

Police in Pereira have described the gang as "sexual maniacs".

The attackers often strike as women wait at bus stops between the hours of 0500 and 0700, police said.

On other occasions they wait for their victims to leave work or a university campus later in the day.

Carlos Felipe Cordoba, a spokesman for the governor of Pereira, told Colombian media that police and other local and intelligence groups were working to identify and catch the gang.

Their "inexplicable" conduct, he said, was already being analysed by psychologists and sexual experts.

While I shouldn't laugh, the headline is the first thing I saw in my BBC RSS feed and I couldn't help but to laugh. The headline is just so out there. I feel bad for the victims in any case.

It could easily be the underpants gnomes at work there...

1 - steal underpants
2 - ???
3 - Profit!
Jello Biafra
10-05-2007, 14:40
Ick.
This is especially bad because the people they rob could soil themselves in the process.
Kyronea
10-05-2007, 14:42
Colombia hunts underwear robbers (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6642209.stm)



While I shouldn't laugh, the headline is the first thing I saw in my BBC RSS feed and I couldn't help but to laugh. The headline is just so out there. I feel bad for the victims in any case.

It could easily be the underpants gnomes at work there...

1 - steal underpants
2 - ???
3 - Profit!
http://www.absoluteanime.com/ranma/happosai.jpg

Happosai (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happosai) strikes again!
Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2007, 14:45
I approve. :)
Ifreann
10-05-2007, 14:45
Krackdown on Kinky Krime with Krusty the Klown!
Brutland and Norden
10-05-2007, 16:47
This reminded me of something I read somewhere about somebody stalking the streets of Rome, giving you a nail clipper, and threatening to stab you if you don't cut your nails on the spot... or was I dreaming that I read it???
Troglobites
10-05-2007, 16:51
Quick, We're building the world's largest slingshot, give us you elastic waist band!
Pantylvania
11-05-2007, 04:49
So this month's panty bandit news story involves a gang instead of some guy working alone. I wonder what new twist will be in next month's panty bandit news story.
The Wu-Tang Clanz
11-05-2007, 05:24
What a genius trademark for a gang...
Mikesburg
11-05-2007, 05:32
Well, it is Columbia. Maybe they're thinking of the street value in America.
Soviet Haaregrad
11-05-2007, 06:12
Well, it is Columbia. Maybe they're thinking of the street value in America.

Maybe they figure because honkies hate Spanish-speaking brown people they'll secretly fetishise their knickers?
Boonytopia
11-05-2007, 09:25
I approve. :)

You haven't been holidaying there have you? :p
Lunatic Goofballs
11-05-2007, 09:55
You haven't been holidaying there have you? :p

Um....

*runs off*
Dishonorable Scum
11-05-2007, 12:39
So this month's panty bandit news story involves a gang instead of some guy working alone. I wonder what new twist will be in next month's panty bandit news story.
Choose one:
1. Panty-stealing suicide bombers
2. Trained panty-stealing monkeys
3. Panty-swapping bandits - they take yours, and then make you wear theirs
:p
Fortress Cities
11-05-2007, 12:49
This kind of reminds me of what happened in my town just recently...
a guy was arrested for stealing panties over the course of a few years...when arrested he had over 90 pounds of undergarments. He was also my squadron commander for about a year....
We all knew something was kooky with him. I guess we know why there were so many womens undergarments mixed in with his things...:eek:
Northern Borders
11-05-2007, 14:33
They have to take this guys ASAP. One day one of them may get crazy and start raping the victims.
Isidoor
11-05-2007, 14:38
It could easily be the underpants gnomes at work there...

1 - steal underpants
2 - ???
3 - Profit!

2 sell the panties on ebay? (or whatever site people use to sell panties)
Lunatic Goofballs
11-05-2007, 14:40
They have to take this guys ASAP. One day one of them may get crazy and start raping the victims.

'get' crazy? Heh. :p
Curious Inquiry
11-05-2007, 20:35
Choose one:
1. Panty-stealing suicide bombers
2. Trained panty-stealing monkeys
3. Panty-swapping bandits - they take yours, and then make you wear theirs
:p

Don't make me sic my monkeys on you!